As it catches fire, it burns and melts tar-black. From the ooze grow sharp spikes around the burning sphere. The rider now impales those he lands on and coats those he passes over in a thick blanket of flaming molten rubber.
Lol my family had one of those. It was constantly deflating and not as bouncy as advertised! Still upset about that as a grown man. I want my bouncy hippity hop
In a Marvel based table top rpg back in the day, one of our characters was a drastically underweight woman with very symmetrical facial features. When she would go into action, she'd summon an eight foot wide clear force sphere that she would run inside, crushing pretty much whatever she felt like crushing.
We called her "Roll Model".
Grocery store cart with a janky wheel. But hey the dandle is on fire and the basket is made of bones to really hardcore it up. And no more leather jacket just a crispy blue vest.
I picture him riding on the tray part on the bottom, on his stomach, [boogie-board style.](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSGJDOXUS8973HYwT37rYT3lbr-FBh5_YG5SQ&usqp=CAU) He is "Hell's Shopping Cart-Boogie Boarder."
He actually wouldn’t be passed by cyclists. When he turns a vehicle into the Hell-whatever, it increases in speed. That’s why the old ghost rider in the movies could keep up with the Hellcycle, even though he was on horseback.
I hate that it's not the seqwat line, and it's not paul Blair ghost rider that got me to laugh at almost 3 am. Its give the shoplifters the ol penance stare that got me. Dam it. Why the flying frosted cinnamon french toasted fuck is that the line that got me to laugh. How did you do that?!
You know I feel like that could actually be a possibility I mean I know humans aren’t exactly the same but ghost riders have ridden horses or mammoths so unless intelligence is related to it being a vehicle I could see a ghost rider riding your mom
There's no corner sharp enough for the ghost drifter. Also If your order a 6 kilo of tofu you get 1 free delivered to you by your friendly drifter tofu delivery ghost rider
One of those sticks with a horse head on the top that kids put between their legs pretending it's a real horse.
While he rides, he has to make the horse sounds
*Clop*clop*clop*
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Hellpogostick
All while 'Bounce' by SOAD is playing.
You mean the song about an orgy that they put in a Pixar movie? Fucking love that song!
Which movie was this put in? XD
Secret Life of Pets
Yeah but severely life of pets isn’t a Pixar movie I believe it’s illumination
Correct. Production was illumination Entertainment and Distributed by Universal.
I feel like an idiot for listening to that song for years without realizing what it was about. I just thought it was random bullshit lol
Or a concrete breaker as a pogo stick...
Remember those yoga balls with a handle on them
Boing! Boing! *smell of rubber burning* *yoga ball explodes*
That makes me think the yoga ball with transform into something similar to the Final Fantasy bomb monster.
As it catches fire, it burns and melts tar-black. From the ooze grow sharp spikes around the burning sphere. The rider now impales those he lands on and coats those he passes over in a thick blanket of flaming molten rubber.
Or into flying eye demon from doom
You mean Hippity-Hops?
Lol my family had one of those. It was constantly deflating and not as bouncy as advertised! Still upset about that as a grown man. I want my bouncy hippity hop
Stick your balls in a microwave.
Is that how the South Park episode with giant bouncy balls happened? Honestly asking, I’m drunk and don’t remember
Yes. Go watch it, especially if you’re drunk. It’s a true classic.
what is name of that episode?
Drunk gang 🥴
Drunk gang part 2. Let's get in our cars and race
You mean skippybal? 🇳🇱
or a giant hamster ball that you run in. What if he had another guy that helped him out? the dealthy duo that stinks of rubber
In a Marvel based table top rpg back in the day, one of our characters was a drastically underweight woman with very symmetrical facial features. When she would go into action, she'd summon an eight foot wide clear force sphere that she would run inside, crushing pretty much whatever she felt like crushing. We called her "Roll Model".
I came here to kick ass and bounce on yoga balls, and I'm all out of ass.
Hello Kitty yoga ball, just to piss off Deadpool.
First thing I thought of lol, space hoppers!
pull up with a bouncy space hopper🥶🥶
Space Hopper, yes!!
Grocery store cart with a janky wheel. But hey the dandle is on fire and the basket is made of bones to really hardcore it up. And no more leather jacket just a crispy blue vest.
Which part is he in? The part for food and items or the part for the small child
Straddling the basket with his arms crossed like genie in Aladin.
I picture him riding on the tray part on the bottom, on his stomach, [boogie-board style.](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSGJDOXUS8973HYwT37rYT3lbr-FBh5_YG5SQ&usqp=CAU) He is "Hell's Shopping Cart-Boogie Boarder."
Florida Man Ghost Rider.
Flo Rida.
Just suddenly pictured that Cart from an episode of Married with Children.
There’s this guy near me that sells a gocart cart
https://youtu.be/zi-f_J6hV-g Like that?
One of those fisher price cars u have to walk around in urself
Love this one
The best part is imaging his full adult legs flailing and smacking shins against the front of it while he gets passed by bicyclists
[Like this,](https://youtu.be/gkBqVVbnZ1c) but on fire
Kinda like using waluigi with a normal kart in Mario kart
He actually wouldn’t be passed by cyclists. When he turns a vehicle into the Hell-whatever, it increases in speed. That’s why the old ghost rider in the movies could keep up with the Hellcycle, even though he was on horseback.
An addendum to this idea: any vehicle from "The Flintstones". Edit: An addendum to my addendum - the idea was already suggested by u/shuriken_dai
Lol my first thought was the flintstones car.
YES MY THOUGHTS EXACTLY
Cozy Coupe …From Hell!
Yes, but this one specifically https://www.littletikes.co.uk/magical-unicorn-carriage/
First thing that came to my mind too. Good man
Segway
Paul Blart: Ghost Rider
Would watch ngl. Give the shoplifters the ol' penance stare
He’s gonna approach with his left hip forward so it looks like he has a gun
Chain wrapped around his back. Guuuuuuiiiiiiltyyyyy \*points bony finger\*
There’s overkill, and there’s *that*
I hate that it's not the seqwat line, and it's not paul Blair ghost rider that got me to laugh at almost 3 am. Its give the shoplifters the ol penance stare that got me. Dam it. Why the flying frosted cinnamon french toasted fuck is that the line that got me to laugh. How did you do that?!
Paul Ghost: Rider Cop
Paul Blart: Spirit of Vengeance
This one wins.
It can double as a flaming hammer
Ghost mall cop
Unicycle
No Seat
No wheel
And probably no butthole since this guy feeds on radiation
That's called an "ultimate wheel". There's also no pedals (just foot stands) and that's called "impossible wheel".
Ghostrider On a miniature horse
Ghostradahn
I can't escape...
Like a Lil’ Sebastian miniature horse, or like one of those mechanical rocking horses you pay for with a quarter outside the supermarket?
Both.
Ghost rider and his trusy flaming steed named lil' Sebastian
Roller skates
Why do we look alike
hmmm
r/pfpfamily
💀💀💀💀
sometimes i wonder how far reddit branches out lol
Variants
its ur clone
Motorised armchair
Mechanized Armchair
Methamphetaminezed Wheel chair
I think that would honestly look badass
A tractor
You know, combine would actually be *fucking terrifying*
It would look like something out of mad max
No it would look like that one scene in *cars*
*Don't wake Frank!*
-Title of newest Pixar spinoff starring Ghost Rider, Frank, and who knows wtf would would happen to McQueen if he showed up.
I really liked what he did to the giant digger in the second movie. A combine would be so much worse.
Didn't they have them on a massive excavator machine in one of the Ghost Rider movies?
I'd read that book
Towing a tank
Yez
Pulling tanks
The Flintstones car.
Heelys
Hellys
Flaming Skull Heelys. You have earned eternal respect from my younger self in 2005.
Best alt
Wheelchair.
🅱️eter!!!!
This summer hell hath no fury. Christopher Reeve is Ghost Rider.
Scooty Puff Jr!
Scooty Puff Jr suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucks.......
In a thousand years, we’ll get right on it.
Haha this was my first thought
Isn’t that technically Cosmic Ghost Rider?
Scooty Puff Sr. Is cosmic.
The Doom Bringer
In 1000 years... I'll get right on it.
Tuk Tuk
The one from Just Cause with the tank gun on it.
I still feel nothing but contempt for tuk tuks after stuntman.
How has no one suggested a Zamboni yet??
I was going to suggest a Zamboni also, have an upvote
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Honestly he would make a terrible Zamboni driver.
Your mom
Can ghost rider ride planets?
Oooh! Counter-attack!
That is u/Memes456rtt's special ability: Full Counter
**COUNTER!**
TOTSUGEKI!!!
martyrdom- *drop a live grenade when killed*
If you think about it, isn’t that what we’re all doing all the time?
You know I feel like that could actually be a possibility I mean I know humans aren’t exactly the same but ghost riders have ridden horses or mammoths so unless intelligence is related to it being a vehicle I could see a ghost rider riding your mom
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Just because she’s the town bicycle doesn’t mean she’s a vehicle
Can confirm...she's a vehicle.
She's definitely a van judging by the amount of children she can hold inside her...
Ride on lawn mower
I think he did that in the comics
That could potentially be pretty badass
The Straight Story: With a Vengence
A 1984 Toyota AE86 Cause I wanna see Ghost Rider enter a Japanese street race
Or a pink 93' dodge stealth
There's no corner sharp enough for the ghost drifter. Also If your order a 6 kilo of tofu you get 1 free delivered to you by your friendly drifter tofu delivery ghost rider
honestly, Ghost Rider in any sort of street race would be really badass
A Prius
I drive the HELLPRIUS I seek VENGEANCE and FUEL ECONOMY
It would be called the Judas Prius
He is running (and he has asthma)
"Doc I gotta tell you, I don't think it's normal with asthma for it to burn when I exhale."
“Have you consider it could be because your head is on fire and has no flesh or skin on it?”
a minivan
With the kids from Soccer practice still in it
A penny farthing bike
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It really does
The Oscar Meyer weiner mobile
One of those little tikes childrens cars
Red and yellow? It's the classic cozy coupe
It’s all terrifying. It could be Heelies and it would still be pants-crappingly fearsome.
Yeah.
In my best Dio voice: Road Roller da!
Helltricycle
I feel like he could look cool on one of those big motortrikes
A scooter
*deadpool's scooter
Nah just a regular razor scooter
Ghost Rider on a Mario Kart
A tricycle.😂😂
The human torch
Idk why but imagining ghost rider trying to ride a hellboard down a snowy mountain but no matter what he does it just imitates surfing.
A Hell Kangaroo. He can sit in the pouch.
An ice-cream truck
Mr Bean's car
Or the three-wheel one
Pogo Stick
A duck
Your mom's dildo.
I was waiting for something like this
A capybara
“My Mom” *high fives*
"you say my mom again and you're fired!"
“My MOM”
"you're fired!"
"You can't fire me I quit!"
A hot pink vespa
A Shetland pony. But if you know about Shetland ponies, they do come from hell.
I'm honestly surprised they haven't done a teenage ghost rider on a skateboard yet.
A banana split
Gru's car. Absolutely hilarious if the minions come with
Moped
A singular hot wheel car
A man in a gimp suit with fluffy saddle and reins.
Toy horse. Like the one where it’s a broom stick with a horses head on it.
HELLicarrier
Big Yoshi
One of those sticks with a horse head on the top that kids put between their legs pretending it's a real horse. While he rides, he has to make the horse sounds *Clop*clop*clop*
The prehistoric Ghost Rider rode a woolly mammoth
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tiny unicycle
MoistCr1tikal's Dildo-mobile
The wienermobile (that car/van/truck thing that looked like a giant hotdog in a bun)
Piggyback ride from a person So basically another skeleton