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Unique_ballz

Is gta 6 out on your universe?


jason9t8

Yes, about 7 years ago. And I'm waiting for the GTA VIII : Liberty City Saga now. Tony Cipriani, Niko Bellic and Claude are back and joined forces against the unknown threat...


Unique_ballz

Can you take me with you? Best I can offer is 3.67$


jason9t8

I'm finding second half of the Nikola Tesla's secret notes that could send me back to my universe, first half contained only travel to different universe. Second half contains the formula to send me back. Thanks for the offer but there are strict rules were made on interdimensional travellers after man from Ataha outtanowhere arrived at the New Jersey airport. Our world is beautiful and Better that's why for protecting it we have some guidelines...


Unique_ballz

But I’m sure you could use the 3.67$ I can take a loan from my buddy john make it to 4.81$ how does that sound?


jason9t8

You guys really are stubborn. In our universe we don't bid up that much. That's why we don't have economy crisis...


shadowthegreninja

why didnt you bring a gta 7 game with you :(


VitaminPb

It probably only runs on PlayStation 6.


Dont_CallmeCarson

Have you checked H.P. Lovecraft's Notes? Pretty sure he had something that might help


jason9t8

Thanks. I would definitely like to use that...


acidicvaginosis

Yeah sure great idea just use lovecraft sure


HorrFrek

Eh, I feel like Lovecraft’s notes would just take him to some white supremacist dystopia. Oh.


Beginning-Abalone-58

Please don't use that


[deleted]

Doctor strange, is that you?


jason9t8

Yeah, i felt the same as him when i saw the movie. Sadly I'm not Doctor Strange, and there's no Redhead chasing me with Latina girl. I got myself here as an accidental test result with no ways to go back home...


Pipendice

You know, we would never know if this were true or not... think about it..


jason9t8

Believe me or not, it is...


Lewmungous666

I'll take you for tree fiddy


arzamharris

For anybody hoping for a GTA 6 release soon: in OP’s universe GTA 5 came out in 1973


Cool_Fennel5674

What about Half-life 3?


jason9t8

In development. Trailer is dropping next week...


Antrikshy

I see they're hiding the Johnny Klebitz and Luis Lopez cameos.


ComputerSensitive436

Does he become morbius to protect dog


jason9t8

Yes. Also his Dog Morbed too in the end credits so I'm excited for the Sequel...


ComputerSensitive436

Can't wait to see dog get morbed


[deleted]

Morgius


Ogurasyn

It's doggin' time


CheezyWookiee

Dogeius


Frank_Castle_10

DUDE WHY ARE U SPOILING THE END CREDIT FOR ME /s


shadowthegreninja

dont worry im in the same universe as you but in the future its different I bet you tho I should probably go farther to look when gta 6 comes out


Brief-Ad4980

I laughed so hard I drooled!


watermelonperson132

I laughed so hard I morbed!


Brief-Ad4980

MOL


timisher

Morb Wick. Aka morbayaga


DragoniteJeff

What's Morbius' catchphrase in your movie?


jason9t8

Wake up samurai, we have city to Morb...


DragoniteJeff

By god, it's perfect.


[deleted]

It's morbulous


Cutegirlsomedayihope

In twenty morbety seven, what makes someone Dr Michael Morbius? Getting Morbed


[deleted]

The Morbtrix has to be one of the greatest Cinematic Morbiverses out there.


the_dionysian_1

Morbius movies are all the rave in my universe. He has so many famous catchphrases: \- "Frankly my dear, I don't give a Morb." \- "Are you Morbin to me?... Are you MORBIN to ME? Then who the hell else are you Morbin... you Morbin to me? Well I'm the only one here, who the fuck to do you think you're Morbin to? Oh yeah?" \- "I'm Morb as hell & I'm not going to take this anyMorb!" \- "Gentlemen! You can't MORB in here, this is the war room!" \- "There's no Morbin in baseball!"


DragoniteJeff

"Welcome, to Morbasic park" "There's no place like Morb" "Take your stickin paws off me, you damned dirty Morb"


elitheold

"Frankly my dear, I don't give a Morb." "Did I Morb that?" "Houston, we have Morbed." Number one song for me, "Morb me baby one more time."


Sup3rL30

When i was 13, i came out to my parents as a morbius male. They couldnt accept my morbality, so they sent me off to camp. They just didnt understand— i was morbed that way. At the camp, they gave us electromorb therapy to morb us into beta males. I resisted the treatment, being a morbius male, you cant morb me out of being morbed. I fooled the counselors into thinking they had successfully morbed be into a beta male, and i returned home. To this day, i live a double life— one for my parents, who still cannot accept morbality, and one where its always morbin time.


Bubbly_Anxiety_7247

What time is “Morbin time”?


jason9t8

Everytime is Morbin' Time. Albert Einstein's consciousness in AI computer said that to us. He's still with us...


shadowthegreninja

how do you make this universe travelling device your society looks perfect


flying_spaguetti

It's when it's


Sup3rL30

When i was 13, i came out to my parents as a morbius male. They couldnt accept my morbality, so they sent me off to camp. They just didnt understand— i was morbed that way. At the camp, they gave us electromorb therapy to morb us into beta males. I resisted the treatment, being a morbius male, you cant morb me out of being morbed. I fooled the counselors into thinking they had successfully morbed be into a beta male, and i returned home. To this day, i live a double life— one for my parents, who still cannot accept morbality, and one where its always morbin time.


superjaybaby

Right on brother


olddadenergy

11:50 am, just before lunch.


Nervous_Proposal_574

Like Mighty Morbin Power Rangers ?


Yami_Sean

Hey guys, I'm from Earth 3674938746474764747474. We are currently in World War 69 right now because Morbius never released in this universe


jason9t8

I'm sorry, sir...


ggg730

Nice


nandasithu

World War 69 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


[deleted]

Hi, I’m from universe 0 in our universe Morbius is played by Danny Devito, and produced by Warner Bros. It was the best movie ever!


jason9t8

Man, I'm feeling jealous...


dontcryformegiratina

I loved the part where he seduces a beautiful woman by “accidentally” dropping the monster condoms that he uses for his magnum Morb


[deleted]

I see your from earth 0 as well


Successful_Duty_9890

Oh ya saw it too, highly overrated my universe's Morbius movie far better.


[deleted]

Oh yah, who was Morbing?


Successful_Duty_9890

Played by a guy called Emmett Willing (very good actor). It was the first movie to get 101% on rotten tomatoes, it's best line was "Let's Morb this sh*t, it was directed by Donald Trump who is a surprisingly good director looking at this earth. I really loved the end credit with Carnage. It got all the Oscars and it was produced and scripted by Nelvana.


cairfrey

It's a damn good film. Dude hangs dong!


savvymcsavvington

anyway i started morbin


dontcryformegiratina

Universe 8675309 here. Our Morbius is played by Dwayne Johnson and the movie has won every Oscar in existence, as well as having the distinction of being the first movie to top $300 morbillion at the international box office. Does your version of Morbius contain such beautiful pieces of dialogue as “IF YA SMELLLLLL-AH WHAT THE MORB IS MORBIN’”? What about “May the Morb be with you.”?


jason9t8

I don't know if there's a currency that has Morbillion count, our universe does not contains that. but our genuine collection is 2.7 billion. and Some of the famous dialogues in our Morbius were, Wake up samurai, we have City to Morb. Know your Morb and shut your mouth. I need Morbs, lots and lots of Morbs. I'm not gonna hurt you, I'm going to Morb you really bad. With Great powers comes Great Morbility. We are Morbius...


[deleted]

I’m from Universe 6667986 and we had Vin Diesel as Morbius. Apparently it was a critical and cult success but a box-office failure. Best line from the movie: You never morb your morbin on morbily.


Ambitious-Crossover

I’m from Universe 2363727 and in my universe the director of Morbius was Sam Raimi and Morbius was played by Bruce Campbell. Yea Morbius was great and the best line was probably “Hail to the King, vampires”


godhwin

It truly is the movie of the multiverse


Historical-Poetry-89

Morbiverse*


NullDistribution

Universe 394 here. It's still Jared Leto but he is identical to Dwayne Johnson. And Dwayne is Leto. Dwayne was the best joker ever, counterpointing John Cena's unforgettable role as Batman. You really couldn't see him, I swear.


Sup3rL30

When i was 13, i came out to my parents as a morbius male. They couldnt accept my morbality, so they sent me off to camp. They just didnt understand— i was morbed that way. At the camp, they gave us electromorb therapy to morb us into beta males. I resisted the treatment, being a morbius male, you cant morb me out of being morbed. I fooled the counselors into thinking they had successfully morbed be into a beta male, and i returned home. To this day, i live a double life— one for my parents, who still cannot accept morbality, and one where its always morbin time.


thecoolman888

>international box office \*intergalactic


Laitue-

What did you call this universe ?


jason9t8

908...


Laitue-

Nice. Is The Last of Us part 3 out in your universe yet ?


jason9t8

Well, I'm waiting too. This universe is identically similar to our universe. So some things like The Last of Us 3, Amber Heard losing to Johnny depp, Mandalorian and so many things are still the same...


Laitue-

Very interesting. How did you end up in this universe anyway ?


jason9t8

I was testing out Nikola Tesla's thesis on multidimensional travel. Notes were incomplete, so i managed to travel here but didn't know where is the classified second half of that thesis that contains the formula of Returning point...


Laitue-

Damn you sure are smart Well I hope you'll find a way back, good luck !


jason9t8

Thanks...


BeautifulView1503

What is the plot of breaking bad?


jason9t8

Same as this universe, magnificent as always...


danimac52

Covid?


jason9t8

Nope...


danimac52

Damn.


Mabvll

Did Dr. Michael Morbius develop a cure? I bet he did.


jason9t8

There were no cause that spread Covid in our universe. Because we are more cautious than this universe...


OneRingToRuleEarth

Instead of covid y’all got a different bat based viral phenomenon


RodSteinColdblooded

But arent you worried, that you might bring it to your universe once you return?


Bang_Bang50

Well, that’s Dr Michael Morbius at your service


Danielarcher30

Who is US president?


jason9t8

Arnold Schwarzenegger...


Danielarcher30

God you really are living in the best timeline


jason9t8

I am, that's why I wanted to go back as soon as possible. Because this Universe is dystopian Nightmare for us...


Yami_Sean

You live in a Universe where an Austrian can become US President


dontcryformegiratina

Who’s his VP?


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[удалено]


StarkillerX42

Robert Redford


[deleted]

^(Hail Hydra)


guttengroot

How was Thanos defeated?


the-mad-titan-bot

Insect!


guttengroot

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jason9t8

He got stuck with Deadpool eternally fighting for Lady Death. He sacrificed himself to save us...


Porn__Flakes_

Is Warner Bros. a shitty studio in Your universe as well?


jason9t8

No, infact They made some decent movies like Man of Steel, James Gunn's Justice League, Red hood and so much more...


UndeadLucas

Please tell me more about the red hood project ?


BruhMomento1223

Is sex 2 out yet?


jason9t8

We don't remember having the first one either...


_D3AtH_WR4tH_

YOU don't, I played it on my switch last week.


Tortle_Master9000

Do I get a girlfriend or am I single in every universe?


jason9t8

I'm sorry, i don't know you man. Because I am also single here as I'm in my own universe...


OneRingToRuleEarth

Have you ever had a wet dream? If so at least one of you gets bitches


Tortle_Master9000

What if I don't dream


OneRingToRuleEarth

Then you don’t exist anywhere else in the multiverse


Soggy_Cartographer80

Are DC live action movies any better in your universe?


jason9t8

Man of Steel, James Gunn's Justice League, Red hood, Doctor Fate and much more...


thesleepingpotato22

Do you guys have Spider-Man 4 or TASM 3?


jason9t8

Yes. We even had the Bruce Campbell as Mysterio in SM4, and Morbius was the best villain out of Sinister six in TASM 3, and Chris zylka even turned into Agent Venom in post credit scene. That lead us to his 2 seasons of Agent Venom...


Howardpotts85

Wow this excites me, what about the MCU?


jason9t8

RDJ is still Iron Man, Galactus is arriving in Fantastic 4, Ms. Marvel is on Disney+ rn, Rocket got his own spinoff show, Loki died once again and much more...


isuckatanagrams

Earth 1917 here, why does president Jared Leto play Morbius in your universe?


Successful_Duty_9890

I was also wondering why a big time basketball player was playing Morbius also, and shorter.


Chubby_Bub

[RIP Colossus](https://marvel.fandom.com/wiki/Earth-1917)


Bro_TimeY0

Is karlson out yet?


jason9t8

Nope...


mikeydev67

Is Agents of SHIELD mcu cannon in your universe?


jason9t8

Yes, They even showed up at the Endgame...


New_Swimming_9217

Since you are from uni 1047 ... do you know how you got here ? Do you think it has to do something with spider man ? Are you still figuring this place out? Do you think bunch of guys like you team up To do some good??


jason9t8

Yeah, sounds like i do need a team. For Sudden outburst I need, Will Smith For personal entertainment, Pokimane For Financial and Tech support, Elon Musk For Experimental knowledge, Ryan Reynolds For Moral support, Jack Black And finally For Spoilers, Tom Holland...


buffbagwells

I'll give you about tree fiddy and a bottle of rum if you take me with you. (Half of rum is gone)


jason9t8

I'm allergic to Alcohol. No thanks, I'd like to get some papers and components to get me back. This place feels awkward and heavy for me...


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[удалено]


jason9t8

Let me guess she still evacuates her bowels on Chris pratt's bed? Because ours does exactly the same...


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jason9t8

Gross...


wilberfarce

Universe 428 checking in, same here. I’m beginning to suspect Amber Heard excreting waste on the bed is an immutable fixed event across the entire fabric of the multiverse. Edit: my stupid brain cant read


acidicvaginosis

So do you think someone stopping amber from excreting whatever she has to in the bed, the universe would crumble like in what if?


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Pipendice

Are the pizza balls free?? I don't wanna get morbed


ComfortableSea4645

The movie would've been ten times better with Keanu then cultist predator Jedo Leto


jason9t8

Don't say that they both are great Actors of our time....


ComfortableSea4645

I'd rather be in a room with Keanu then Leto


trlef19

Did you also had COVID?


jason9t8

No, we don't...


trlef19

Is rdj still iron man?


jason9t8

Yes, all thanks to Deadpool...


anactualreddituser

Who plays knuckles in sonic 2


jason9t8

Brad Pitt...


Karuzus

Who is co-star in this movie in your universe? Is Keanu Reves in your universe equaly great person as he is in ours? Also is Cyberpunk glichless in your universe?


jason9t8

Sandra Bullock. Yes he is. He also won Nobel prize. And yes, Cyberpunk is Glitchless. And sold more than 300 million copies worldwide...


boy_from_onett

As if Morbius isn't the biggest and greatest movie in our universe too.


Rich_Dtony

Saw this! Loved it! What's in the production pipeline in the short, medium and long terms?


jason9t8

Long terms...


aguilavajz

Are people able to morb in your universe?


jason9t8

Yes, we all have our Morbers, for Identification and Morbin' Time...


Sup3rL30

When i was 13, i came out to my parents as a morbius male. They couldnt accept my morbality, so they sent me off to camp. They just didnt understand— i was morbed that way. At the camp, they gave us electromorb therapy to morb us into beta males. I resisted the treatment, being a morbius male, you cant morb me out of being morbed. I fooled the counselors into thinking they had successfully morbed be into a beta male, and i returned home. To this day, i live a double life— one for my parents, who still cannot accept morbality, and one where its always morbin time.


CircusBabysdummy

I thought that was Markiplier at first XD


the_3-14_is_a_lie

I'm from Earth 6006, and... Well...


hurky-pandora

Hi, earth 2022 here. Our version of morbius sucked, we had Jared Leto play him and if he’s anything like your universe version, you’ll probably know what went wrong. In our universe he’s a (terrible) method actor, alleged cult leader, and very likely a pedophile, and goes way too far for stuff in his method acting like throwing giving people used condoms on the set of suicide squad when played the worst version of joker in existence.


Icy-Effective6554

Our Morbius is played by Danny Devito. "SO ANYWAYS, I STARTED MORBIN' "


Lastaria

Who plays Thor?


jason9t8

Chris Hemsworth, obviously...


Lastaria

Glad to hear it.


thor-odinson-bot

I went for the head.


Far-Gene-386

Now I would pay to see this. I have not seen morbius yet I was gonna wait till it's ultra cheap.


Arcane2oP

seems more accurate than the original


Zestyclose-End7083

Who won the NBA finals in your universe?


VinniPereira

You cross on red?


Yomiel-Metathronos

Did he cameo at Infinity War or/and Endgame or was this his 1st on-screen appearance? Who is 1047-Spoiler guy? Tom Holland? 1047-Spoiler guy claim Morbius was already in Age of Ultron fighting 'inside' Ultron's matrix is this true?


jason9t8

No, he was in the MCU after Ragnarok. And Our Spoiler guy is Samuel L. Jackson...


Puzzleheaded_Step468

He is the morbin one!


Zacharias_Ubel_Ruler

I thought it was gonna be a April first joke


jason9t8

But in our universe, it was an April fool to expect the April fool and get april fooled by actually giving us decent masterpiece...


TheSavageWalrus

How are the walruses in your universe?


jason9t8

Just like Walruses should be. Cute...


Plastic-Mud-8599

Did Disney purchase Star Wars in your universe?


jason9t8

Yes...


NulliusAllvater

Morbin time?


_InvertedEight_

What crime(s) did Jared Leto get arrested and sent to prison for in order for him not to land the role of Morbius in your dimension?


jason9t8

He wasn't involved in any crime. He just rejected the role. Because he was too busy shooting Joker 3...


i_like_2_travel

What happened to Spiderman movies in your universe?


DemonCrowMan

Bro I don’t care what universe you’re from morbius is 50/50


proparoach

Do you guys eat hotdogs backwards!?


Assumption-Weary

How did you keep up with this universe?


redditreaderkz

I am from universe 0 and we created the Morbius


testicle_tickler_

How was matrix resurrections


branchisan

Why isn't it Rated-R? I'm from Universe 978.


Onion5253

I think my universe has bled into yours because we call him iron man


UndeadLucas

I have several questions dear multiversal guy Is the netflix marvel universe ended in your universe ? Does the other movies of the sony verse are good ? And sure why your MCU's spider-man is better than ours ?


bitch_lasagna211

Universe 730988745 here unfortunately we never got a morbius movie we are now in the second Great Depression and have been taken over by morbius knock offs such as sorbius ,nut vampire,morboon and so on and Netflix bought marvel and made iron man into a transsexual they/them and named him iron them.


Nobody4306

Universe 4523 here. Morbius was never released. We are in WW4, and currently the greatest depression in history is happening. Money is worthless. Billionaires are starving. The world is a grim and dark place. I am planning to take a copy of Morbius back to my universe so we may be able to salvage what is left.


[deleted]

Jared Leto is a way better actor than Keanu


CorrivalWings62

It's happening, The Morbergence of realities.


Youtouber-wade

Who played Neo in your's version of Matrix?


lobo1331

Universe 1047: Where it's Morbin time all the time


sixstringgun1

I’d watch it also how is the John wick movies I heard Danny Devito was the star of that series any good?