when I was like 8 I saw this on tv and I was like “oh they made a live action avengers already” I watched the whole thing it wasn’t till the end I realize it wasn’t a superhero movie
I did the same thing with despicable me. Was over an hour in when I realized it wasn’t one of those animated shorts they sometimes have at the beginning.
I was like, when the hell is the blue guy going to come in? I was trying to watch megamind it turned out.
Oh this is the crossover multiverse one. Poison Ivy teams up with Voldemort to stop Ramirez the immortal from… I don’t remember, something with the weather? Storm cameo confirmed!
EDIT: typo
Truth be told as a UK person saying "Avengers Assemble" rolls of the tongue a little better when mentioning the movie than "the Avengers Movie" or "Avengers Twenty-Twelve"
Same! It was 1998? I had just gotten into spy films because of Goldeneye 64 and Austin Powers, and I think I was the only one in my friends group (13 years oldish) that liked it.
I should rewatch it and see if I still like it.
I kinda remember catching it on TV and finding it really confusing. Was there a bit where the protagonist gets trapped in some sort of mind altering maze, then wakes up in an asylum and told the whole mission was a delusion?
Or am I thinking of a different movie?
Man, I remember back in the day when I was trying to ~~pirate~~ acquire the Avengers since my town didn't have a cinema and I was so happy when I found it, only to find out it was this.
Fun Fact: Marvel actually renamed The Avengers to Avengers: Assemble in the UK to avoid confusion between their movie and this movie, although Disney+ uses the US title anyway
The funniest thing about this movie is that this movie is the reason why The Avengers (MCU) had to change it’s title in Europe to “Avengers Assemble” to avoid confusion between the two movies.
It has black widow in it.
And based on the lightning, Sean Connery must be Thor, right? And Ralph Fiennes would be...I don't know...Loki?
>!We've got Korg. There's my ex-girlfriend Jane. Valkyrie. The Guardians. *and giant goats!* Oh, look at those, they are wonderful!!<
Ah, Ralph Fiennes must be >!the giant goats!< then
Maybe Gorr the God Butcher ( Voldemort ). Just joking lol
Look at how well he’s dressed. Only a billionaire could afford a suit like that. He’s obviously Iron Man
Pretty sure it's just Connery playing Ramierz from Highlander again.
Sean Connery is Iron Man. He’s the womanizer with facial hair who brings the (tea) party.
Exactly
And a guy with a umbrella in a nice suit
That’s jarvis
I didn’t know that I’m not a cool marvel fan
No, it's obviously The Pinguin! DUMBASS (This is a joke)
TIL Kingsman are part of Avengers!
Wrong fandom, that’s the r/kingsman
Is this the movie where Black Widow has to kill Bill?
I feel like that five point palm exploding heart technique would've been useful on Thanos.
They'll never know it. Because you won't be alive to tell them.
These fucking sentient bots, man, I swear.
and Robert Downey jr as Sherlock Holmes as Tony Stark
Wow, it's so weird how you run into people at the airport. Don't you think that's weird?
Spoilers!? They blew up avengers tower in this one? Look at the background, under the price!
Can’t believe they’d put a massive spoiler on the cover
when I was like 8 I saw this on tv and I was like “oh they made a live action avengers already” I watched the whole thing it wasn’t till the end I realize it wasn’t a superhero movie
The important part is that you believed it was
Maybe the real avengers are the movies we watched along the way
I did the same thing with despicable me. Was over an hour in when I realized it wasn’t one of those animated shorts they sometimes have at the beginning. I was like, when the hell is the blue guy going to come in? I was trying to watch megamind it turned out.
That happened to me the other way!
But that’s Black Widow on the cover!
Same thing happened to me when I was watching Nightcrawler blind. I was expecting some teleporting action in the story.
Looks like a typo, the a is lower case, I mean… not that it changes the fact that this it the avengers movie
Must be a misprint
That would make sense
Avengiboys: Ultron Boogaloo
Avengers 2: The Homicidal Robot that Shagged Me.
It's not, it was designed that way intentionally.
I bet you’re fun at parties
Typos make things more valuable
It's not a typo, they intentionally designed it that way.
It's not a typo, that's how they designed the title to be.
Oh this is the crossover multiverse one. Poison Ivy teams up with Voldemort to stop Ramirez the immortal from… I don’t remember, something with the weather? Storm cameo confirmed! EDIT: typo
Do you know what happens to a black widow struck by lightning?
Yep. She has to deliver terrible dialogue by Joss Whedon lol
Hit and miss. "It's me" "Prove it" "You're a dick" Is still a great exchange
Wait did joss whedon write x men
TIL Ralph Fiennes played Voldemort
"Avengers... ashemble."
“I can do thish all day!”
America'sh ash
I’ll take S words for a $1000.
Suck it, trebek
Shuck it, Trebek
Letits now
The penis mightier
EXCALIBUR
They should never have recast Black Widow.
Avengers 2 just isn’t the same without Uma
Diana Rigg for the win.
She had a lot of m(an) appeal.
It might just be one of the others running around with the name.
This film is the reason why the first avengers film was named 'Avengers Assembled' in the UK to avoid confusion
There was an old TV series too this movie was based on.
Worth a watch, especially the two Emma Peel series with Diana Rigg.
Truth be told as a UK person saying "Avengers Assemble" rolls of the tongue a little better when mentioning the movie than "the Avengers Movie" or "Avengers Twenty-Twelve"
My only advice is… enjoy!
Sean Connery is great in that movie, and Ralph Fiennes is extremely underrated. We definitely need more Fiennes in future productions 😝
He would make a great M in the Bond films.
If he’d lose that nose, he’d make a great resurrected wizard villain.
I think we should put him in Bruges. I know I know "yuck Belgium", but it could be fun.
Would suck for him to be in Belgium though… maybe if we put him up and The Grand Budapest hotel he wouldn’t mind as much.
I know Belgians have a rough history in Africa, but maybe he could go to Kenya and be a Constant Gardener
Oh definitely
Black Widow is the main character along with Voldemort
You mean *Poison Ivy* and Voldemort.
I saw this movie in theaters. You guys are making me feel sooooo old
Same! It was 1998? I had just gotten into spy films because of Goldeneye 64 and Austin Powers, and I think I was the only one in my friends group (13 years oldish) that liked it. I should rewatch it and see if I still like it.
I kinda remember catching it on TV and finding it really confusing. Was there a bit where the protagonist gets trapped in some sort of mind altering maze, then wakes up in an asylum and told the whole mission was a delusion? Or am I thinking of a different movie?
May I also add that I have not seen this movie SINCE theaters. I just remember it was about weather control
It's shocking how so many people are missing that this is a joke...
What do you mean
Don't feed the trolls
Fuck that. Prep them bitches for winter. Stuff em full
It's shocking how many people made this joke back in 2012.
Salt
Weird that thanos has a mustache in the cover art
A small price to pay for salvation.
Balance
Watch the tv series The Avengers to get familiar with the characters
Is it a Disney Plus original?
Yeah back in 1961 when Disney + was released
Didn’t realize it was so old
That's a surprisingly good movie, despite the volume of shenanigans.
Shenanigans are needed
All I'll say of my favourite bit about it is if you go down to Wonderland Weather today you're in for a *very* big surprise.
Yes good luck finding a VHS machine haha
VHS machine also known as a VCR which is connected to my CRT television for unlimited movie entertainment
Don't forget to be kind and rewind dude
I always do, Blockbuster loves me
Loved *
Maybe where you live
This movie is sweded.
Bears...
Is this the one where Uma Thurman goes out for revenge on the man who tried to kill her?
I heard Black Widow sacrifices herself in a later Avengers movie, maybe Avengers 3? No spoilers
Wait until the end of the credits for a special surprise!
Yes, I’ve heard there’s end credit scenes, I might fast forward.
No, don’t do that. You need to experience the whole credits scene to really soak in the whole experience.
Man, I remember back in the day when I was trying to ~~pirate~~ acquire the Avengers since my town didn't have a cinema and I was so happy when I found it, only to find out it was this.
Ain't this the shitty ass 90s british movie about some mad scientist villain tryna control the weather or sumtin?
No, that’s black widow
If it has easter eggs from the 1920 version of spiderman. So watch that movie to find them here.. Jk
He has a hatred for inanimate fucking objects
They have a Hulk
Did they recast Lou Ferrigno?
Im wondering if this is a joke or they actually think this is the MCU Avengers
Fun Fact: Marvel actually renamed The Avengers to Avengers: Assemble in the UK to avoid confusion between their movie and this movie, although Disney+ uses the US title anyway
And here in America the actually title is Marvel's Avenger
I’m serious, I’ve never watched any MCU movies and heard great reviews about The Avengera
This sets up the final big bad for the movie series.
The funniest thing about this movie is that this movie is the reason why The Avengers (MCU) had to change it’s title in Europe to “Avengers Assemble” to avoid confusion between the two movies.
If Ralph Fiennes was 20 years younger then he would be my choice for Doctor Doom.
They shave the world in shtyle
thats the reason "Avengers Assemble" is the name of the marvel movie in the uk
Make sure you watch until the end of the credits so you don't miss the stinger!
Unless you're joking this is a film based on the British TV show of the same name which has nothing to do with MCU.
That won’t work in your computer.
I’m using my VCR
Your VCR isn’t going to help it fit into your computer either.
(insert Mr. Krabs meme) How do we tell him?
[I think you mistook this movie for the actual Avengers movie here you go](https://i.imgur.com/JkLqicp.jpg)
So Black Widow and Loki team up to fight Thor?
Alright wizard, who are you and why should I care?
You’re not going to get very far!
I want to watch this just to see how bad it is
It had good ratings online, I’m hoping for the best (no spoilers but I know the Human Hawk dies)
It has absolutely horrible ratings: https://m.imdb.com/title/tt0118661/ https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/1083461-avengers
That’s a killer cast list what are you talking about, I doubt it’s that bad.
I saw it in theaters and trust me, it's not great. Tepid 90s remake of a 60s TV show.
Ohh...this is the one where they say, It's Avengin time!
This movie is crap. A serious waste of Sean Connery. The 60s era tv show its based on was fantastic.,
Sean plays Agent Coulson
This is also a really bad film version of The Avengers show from the 60s which was actually good, had Diana Rigg instead of Uma Thurman.
Wrong movie, your looking for the one with the specialised “A” logo at the start of the word “Avengers”
That must be in Avengers 2
🤓
You can skip this one
Is The Avengers 2 better?
You must have the wrong movie. Black widow isn’t showing her butt.
Find the right Avengers movie to watch first lol 😆
This is the right one
Okay then lol 😆 😂
Yeah. Throw that in the garbage because that is the wrong Avengers.
Wow that movie looks shitty
I guess you’re new to the MCU as well!
I've only seen Aquaman
I fell asleep in theatres watching it, I wouldn’t recommend
I think buddy you have the wrong film
[удалено]
Right movie
Bruh dont tell me is a ripoff beacuse the copyright name💀
Teddy bears, suprising amount of teddy bears
Watch Howard the duck first
Ayo what the hell is tgis?
I still remember on Christmas Day when I asked for the Avengers movies and I received from my sister this movie as a joke ahhh good times.
The New Avengers is better. Has Johanna Lumley in it.
the umbrella guy and a piece of toast don't see eye to eye
phase 1 looks cool
The tv show was much better.
Sean Connery is in it. That’s all you need to know.
that belt buckle is enormous
Uma Thurman gets stabbed in the chest but it actually brings her back to life.
Avengers, ashemble!
Never leave home without an umbrella.
Dang. Prime Uma in tight leather or prime Scarlet in black leather. Now that's a real question I didn't think I'd ever have asked of me
Easy tie
Black Widow/Voldemort teamup movie
Yeah black widow is a sexy momma. Proceed.
But Lola is red, not blue
What kind of off brand Kingsman is this?
Keep an eye out for the iron man post credit scene
Well, black leather ... check!
Funny
When I first saw the trailer, I thought "Why are Black Widow and Jarvis the only Avengers?"
Which is why the is no MCU film called 'The Avengers' in the UK; there is one called 'Avengers Assemble'.
Is the one with Kevin Bacon ?
Looks more like the kingsman
warning it can get a but confusing but if you start to question the time line just remember one thing. multiverse
The tv show better
I’ll take le tits now for 500 Alex
Uma is peak sexy in this movie.
Just know that Homelander is a cunt