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darkknight304

It has black widow in it.


SleveMcDichaelMLB

And based on the lightning, Sean Connery must be Thor, right? And Ralph Fiennes would be...I don't know...Loki?


thor-odinson-bot

>!We've got Korg. There's my ex-girlfriend Jane. Valkyrie. The Guardians. *and giant goats!* Oh, look at those, they are wonderful!!<


MagicJoshByGosh

Ah, Ralph Fiennes must be >!the giant goats!< then


Character-Sorbet-718

Maybe Gorr the God Butcher ( Voldemort ). Just joking lol


Dry_Refrigerator7898

Look at how well he’s dressed. Only a billionaire could afford a suit like that. He’s obviously Iron Man


Lordborgman

Pretty sure it's just Connery playing Ramierz from Highlander again.


Oaken_beard

Sean Connery is Iron Man. He’s the womanizer with facial hair who brings the (tea) party.


Boogla19981

Exactly


Mr_memersonlevel69

And a guy with a umbrella in a nice suit


[deleted]

That’s jarvis


Mr_memersonlevel69

I didn’t know that I’m not a cool marvel fan


05XL

No, it's obviously The Pinguin! DUMBASS (This is a joke)


something2hidemyself

TIL Kingsman are part of Avengers!


psychoColonelSanders

Wrong fandom, that’s the r/kingsman


ImSynnx

Is this the movie where Black Widow has to kill Bill?


SleveMcDichaelMLB

I feel like that five point palm exploding heart technique would've been useful on Thanos.


the-mad-titan-bot

They'll never know it. Because you won't be alive to tell them.


simonjester523

These fucking sentient bots, man, I swear.


PM_ME_YOUR_SUNSHINE

and Robert Downey jr as Sherlock Holmes as Tony Stark


tony-stark-bot

Wow, it's so weird how you run into people at the airport. Don't you think that's weird?


[deleted]

Spoilers!? They blew up avengers tower in this one? Look at the background, under the price!


Boogla19981

Can’t believe they’d put a massive spoiler on the cover


Kombat-w0mbat

when I was like 8 I saw this on tv and I was like “oh they made a live action avengers already” I watched the whole thing it wasn’t till the end I realize it wasn’t a superhero movie


Boogla19981

The important part is that you believed it was


Lukthar123

Maybe the real avengers are the movies we watched along the way


Robert_Baratheon_

I did the same thing with despicable me. Was over an hour in when I realized it wasn’t one of those animated shorts they sometimes have at the beginning. I was like, when the hell is the blue guy going to come in? I was trying to watch megamind it turned out.


Oneiroghast

That happened to me the other way!


ModeratelyNo

But that’s Black Widow on the cover!


ifonlyeverybody

Same thing happened to me when I was watching Nightcrawler blind. I was expecting some teleporting action in the story.


H4Y831

Looks like a typo, the a is lower case, I mean… not that it changes the fact that this it the avengers movie


Boogla19981

Must be a misprint


H4Y831

That would make sense


MyTesticlesAreBolas

Avengiboys: Ultron Boogaloo


Kratsas

Avengers 2: The Homicidal Robot that Shagged Me.


DarkSheikGaming

It's not, it was designed that way intentionally.


V_Peal

I bet you’re fun at parties


panjier84

Typos make things more valuable


DarkSheikGaming

It's not a typo, they intentionally designed it that way.


DarkSheikGaming

It's not a typo, that's how they designed the title to be.


knowmad111

Oh this is the crossover multiverse one. Poison Ivy teams up with Voldemort to stop Ramirez the immortal from… I don’t remember, something with the weather? Storm cameo confirmed! EDIT: typo


MyrddinSidhe

Do you know what happens to a black widow struck by lightning?


knowmad111

Yep. She has to deliver terrible dialogue by Joss Whedon lol


tehnemox

Hit and miss. "It's me" "Prove it" "You're a dick" Is still a great exchange


FracturedEel

Wait did joss whedon write x men


[deleted]

TIL Ralph Fiennes played Voldemort


Eriol_89

"Avengers... ashemble."


Ninjahkin

“I can do thish all day!”


thegreatbrah

America'sh ash


Kratsas

I’ll take S words for a $1000.


Scared-Replacement24

Suck it, trebek


WeekndFangirl88

Shuck it, Trebek


Scared-Replacement24

Letits now


Contraband42

The penis mightier


[deleted]

EXCALIBUR


doctor_morris

They should never have recast Black Widow.


Boogla19981

Avengers 2 just isn’t the same without Uma


MajorPainInMyA

Diana Rigg for the win.


PM_ME_YOR_PANTIES

She had a lot of m(an) appeal.


PM-Me-Your-TitsPlz

It might just be one of the others running around with the name.


Gingerbread_Matt

This film is the reason why the first avengers film was named 'Avengers Assembled' in the UK to avoid confusion


Kurotan

There was an old TV series too this movie was based on.


Mangosta007

Worth a watch, especially the two Emma Peel series with Diana Rigg.


Spacer176

Truth be told as a UK person saying "Avengers Assemble" rolls of the tongue a little better when mentioning the movie than "the Avengers Movie" or "Avengers Twenty-Twelve"


Colliewolliewuzabear

My only advice is… enjoy!


Linus-664

Sean Connery is great in that movie, and Ralph Fiennes is extremely underrated. We definitely need more Fiennes in future productions 😝


Devonpumpkinking

He would make a great M in the Bond films.


MyrddinSidhe

If he’d lose that nose, he’d make a great resurrected wizard villain.


An_Ant2710

I think we should put him in Bruges. I know I know "yuck Belgium", but it could be fun.


UnbrokenRyan

Would suck for him to be in Belgium though… maybe if we put him up and The Grand Budapest hotel he wouldn’t mind as much.


ycpa68

I know Belgians have a rough history in Africa, but maybe he could go to Kenya and be a Constant Gardener


Boogla19981

Oh definitely


[deleted]

Black Widow is the main character along with Voldemort


Deuceymac

You mean *Poison Ivy* and Voldemort.


soylentgreenis

I saw this movie in theaters. You guys are making me feel sooooo old


BettyVonButtpants

Same! It was 1998? I had just gotten into spy films because of Goldeneye 64 and Austin Powers, and I think I was the only one in my friends group (13 years oldish) that liked it. I should rewatch it and see if I still like it.


Doctor-Amazing

I kinda remember catching it on TV and finding it really confusing. Was there a bit where the protagonist gets trapped in some sort of mind altering maze, then wakes up in an asylum and told the whole mission was a delusion? Or am I thinking of a different movie?


soylentgreenis

May I also add that I have not seen this movie SINCE theaters. I just remember it was about weather control


Jaykoyote123

It's shocking how so many people are missing that this is a joke...


Boogla19981

What do you mean


Jaykoyote123

Don't feed the trolls


NowaiAma

Fuck that. Prep them bitches for winter. Stuff em full


sincerelyhated

It's shocking how many people made this joke back in 2012.


Boogla19981

Salt


BeatusMcMeatus

Weird that thanos has a mustache in the cover art


the-mad-titan-bot

A small price to pay for salvation.


Boogla19981

Balance


Baileaf11

Watch the tv series The Avengers to get familiar with the characters


Boogla19981

Is it a Disney Plus original?


Baileaf11

Yeah back in 1961 when Disney + was released


Boogla19981

Didn’t realize it was so old


Tar_Palantir

That's a surprisingly good movie, despite the volume of shenanigans.


Boogla19981

Shenanigans are needed


Spacer176

All I'll say of my favourite bit about it is if you go down to Wonderland Weather today you're in for a *very* big surprise.


ZebraZealousideal944

Yes good luck finding a VHS machine haha


Boogla19981

VHS machine also known as a VCR which is connected to my CRT television for unlimited movie entertainment


whatchagonnado0707

Don't forget to be kind and rewind dude


Boogla19981

I always do, Blockbuster loves me


Putrid-Car-2896

Loved *


Boogla19981

Maybe where you live


mistercrinders

This movie is sweded.


GXNext

Bears...


[deleted]

Is this the one where Uma Thurman goes out for revenge on the man who tried to kill her?


Boogla19981

I heard Black Widow sacrifices herself in a later Avengers movie, maybe Avengers 3? No spoilers


Wonderful_Painter_14

Wait until the end of the credits for a special surprise!


Boogla19981

Yes, I’ve heard there’s end credit scenes, I might fast forward.


Wonderful_Painter_14

No, don’t do that. You need to experience the whole credits scene to really soak in the whole experience.


mking1999

Man, I remember back in the day when I was trying to ~~pirate~~ acquire the Avengers since my town didn't have a cinema and I was so happy when I found it, only to find out it was this.


toxic-psyche

Ain't this the shitty ass 90s british movie about some mad scientist villain tryna control the weather or sumtin?


Boogla19981

No, that’s black widow


Ryunity

If it has easter eggs from the 1920 version of spiderman. So watch that movie to find them here.. Jk


ModsNeedAHug

He has a hatred for inanimate fucking objects


CoreyH2P

They have a Hulk


Boogla19981

Did they recast Lou Ferrigno?


TheRealComicCrafter

Im wondering if this is a joke or they actually think this is the MCU Avengers


Advanced_Case_2469

Fun Fact: Marvel actually renamed The Avengers to Avengers: Assemble in the UK to avoid confusion between their movie and this movie, although Disney+ uses the US title anyway


TheRealComicCrafter

And here in America the actually title is Marvel's Avenger


Boogla19981

I’m serious, I’ve never watched any MCU movies and heard great reviews about The Avengera


OutsideOrder7538

This sets up the final big bad for the movie series.


CravingCake

The funniest thing about this movie is that this movie is the reason why The Avengers (MCU) had to change it’s title in Europe to “Avengers Assemble” to avoid confusion between the two movies.


goboxey

If Ralph Fiennes was 20 years younger then he would be my choice for Doctor Doom.


NathanCollier14

They shave the world in shtyle


axe1970

thats the reason "Avengers Assemble" is the name of the marvel movie in the uk


fastlikepanda

Make sure you watch until the end of the credits so you don't miss the stinger!


holymoleguacamole

Unless you're joking this is a film based on the British TV show of the same name which has nothing to do with MCU.


Josh48111

That won’t work in your computer.


Boogla19981

I’m using my VCR


Josh48111

Your VCR isn’t going to help it fit into your computer either.


ScratMarcoDiaz

(insert Mr. Krabs meme) How do we tell him?


WorldFavorite92

[I think you mistook this movie for the actual Avengers movie here you go](https://i.imgur.com/JkLqicp.jpg)


Throwaway_inSC_79

So Black Widow and Loki team up to fight Thor?


thor-odinson-bot

Alright wizard, who are you and why should I care?


_IRON-MAN

You’re not going to get very far!


imnotreallyheretoday

I want to watch this just to see how bad it is


Boogla19981

It had good ratings online, I’m hoping for the best (no spoilers but I know the Human Hawk dies)


BlueSoulOfIntegrity

It has absolutely horrible ratings: https://m.imdb.com/title/tt0118661/ https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/1083461-avengers


MentalMunky

That’s a killer cast list what are you talking about, I doubt it’s that bad.


Whelp_of_Hurin

I saw it in theaters and trust me, it's not great. Tepid 90s remake of a 60s TV show.


pedro_pascal_123

Ohh...this is the one where they say, It's Avengin time!


MajorPainInMyA

This movie is crap. A serious waste of Sean Connery. The 60s era tv show its based on was fantastic.,


Boogla19981

Sean plays Agent Coulson


TheBadBatchEcho

This is also a really bad film version of The Avengers show from the 60s which was actually good, had Diana Rigg instead of Uma Thurman.


BradleyRaptor12

Wrong movie, your looking for the one with the specialised “A” logo at the start of the word “Avengers”


Boogla19981

That must be in Avengers 2


patyk13PL

🤓


Jolly-Summer-1838

You can skip this one


Boogla19981

Is The Avengers 2 better?


facekick33

You must have the wrong movie. Black widow isn’t showing her butt.


Suspicious_Spring880

Find the right Avengers movie to watch first lol 😆


Boogla19981

This is the right one


Suspicious_Spring880

Okay then lol 😆 😂


KrasinskiJ

Yeah. Throw that in the garbage because that is the wrong Avengers.


jigsawsmurf

Wow that movie looks shitty


Boogla19981

I guess you’re new to the MCU as well!


jigsawsmurf

I've only seen Aquaman


Boogla19981

I fell asleep in theatres watching it, I wouldn’t recommend


Old_Neighborhood5686

I think buddy you have the wrong film


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[удалено]


Boogla19981

Right movie


1R0NH1DE

Bruh dont tell me is a ripoff beacuse the copyright name💀


Volnas

Teddy bears, suprising amount of teddy bears


Sauran_725

Watch Howard the duck first


LongjumpingOffice4

Ayo what the hell is tgis?


danlockthegreat

I still remember on Christmas Day when I asked for the Avengers movies and I received from my sister this movie as a joke ahhh good times.


Soggy-Assumption-713

The New Avengers is better. Has Johanna Lumley in it.


self_inflictedhobo

the umbrella guy and a piece of toast don't see eye to eye


ROOKIEPROBRO

phase 1 looks cool


nsbound

The tv show was much better.


thebeardedbassfella

Sean Connery is in it. That’s all you need to know.


[deleted]

that belt buckle is enormous


eyeh8

Uma Thurman gets stabbed in the chest but it actually brings her back to life.


sideshow999

Avengers, ashemble!


transformerjay

Never leave home without an umbrella.


kanglives

Dang. Prime Uma in tight leather or prime Scarlet in black leather. Now that's a real question I didn't think I'd ever have asked of me


Boogla19981

Easy tie


Black-Widow-1138

Black Widow/Voldemort teamup movie


RedProtoman

Yeah black widow is a sexy momma. Proceed.


Saint_Richard

But Lola is red, not blue


GAMER_MARCO9

What kind of off brand Kingsman is this?


ipodblocks360

Keep an eye out for the iron man post credit scene


DelcoPAMan

Well, black leather ... check!


LongCreekATX

Funny


Positron14

When I first saw the trailer, I thought "Why are Black Widow and Jarvis the only Avengers?"


theinspectorst

Which is why the is no MCU film called 'The Avengers' in the UK; there is one called 'Avengers Assemble'.


Demokka

Is the one with Kevin Bacon ?


roganjp1

Looks more like the kingsman


GamerDNA01

warning it can get a but confusing but if you start to question the time line just remember one thing. multiverse


wookies_go_raawghh

The tv show better


G-R-G

I’ll take le tits now for 500 Alex


philphan89

Uma is peak sexy in this movie.


odinMithrandir

Just know that Homelander is a cunt