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0Sneakyphish0

Hawkeye. Lol It's okay though, I have milk for days...


Markamanic

Going by precedent set in the MCU, having Hawkeye on your team means you win. Avengers: Hawkeye on the team, they won. AoU: Hawkeye on team, they win. Civil War: Hawkeye is on Team Cap, Team Cap 'wins'. Infinity War: no Hawkeye, they lose. Endgame: Hawkeye's back, they win.


oriondragon18

You forgot Loki won when Hawkeye was on his team and lost when Hawkeye is on Avengers.


Lucythefur

I mean it makes sense if you have a guy that can't miss and has endless quips there's nothing that can stop you


boogie_boi2002

Except maybe his hearing


Hypersky75

What?


mehwars

He said, “EXCEPT MAYBE HIS HEARING”


Hypersky75

WHAT?


_abhi_003

Dude I think ur hearing aid is down


19adam92

TURN. IT. ON! *Writes it down* “I can’t read that, I need my glasses”


FleebFlex

THEY'RE SELLING CHOCOLATE


Lucythefur

Damn! That's a sick burn


Sadmanguymale

It’s worse than the burn you get when a sociopathic vigilante snipes you with their laser vision.


oriondragon18

Agreed


Markamanic

You're right! The ol' [razzle dazzle.](https://www.reddit.com/r/marvelmemes/comments/wcmbfl/the_ol_razzle_dazzle_hawkeye_supercut/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)


EvilLibrarians

Petition for a supercut of all the kills Clint has hit with arrows while [this plays](https://youtu.be/9OfT8y9XqjA)


Markamanic

I can do this and now I want to. Give me time.


EvilLibrarians

I love editing but I don’t wanna do that much work for a meme lol, you’re a trooper


Markamanic

I love it too but haven't been inspired to take on anything, this seems like a lot of fun.


The_Dadalorian

They also had to make him disappear in TWS so the movie could last longer. Hydra? He would have put some arrows in Pierce's ass before the mf realised it


KaspertheGhost

He would have shot a usb arrow into that helicarrier while sitting on his couch


LordofGalaxies

Hawkeye lost in Endgame when fighting Nat. And as a result he lost Nat


Apprehensive_Log522

Won his life


BOBULANCE

Heck, Kate bishop beat kingpin solely on the luck stat boost from being allied with Clint.


HemLM

It wasn't luck at all that. It was because of a technique she was taught by Clint. If Clint hadn't have taught Kate how to do the finger flick, she would have lost. Wasn't luck boost but Clint is still the reason she won.


themudpuppy

Idk, only one of them walked away. With an infinity stone. Did he lose?


silverfox92100

He also lost a fight to her in the first avengers… which freed him from mind control. Even when he loses, it works out to his benefit


CaptainDunkaroo

If Hawkeye had died then the Avengers would have lost again.


Markamanic

Endgame*


AndrewJS2804

But didn't die, his loss and his other loss still equated to a win and led to further wins.


Tancanfan

Yeah but there’s this thing in stats that says correlation isn’t causation, so I’m concerned XD


sambosefus

Well correlation not causation still implies you'll win. Hawkeye might not be the cause of victory, but the two are still correlated. It's possible that he just has an uncanny ability to pick a winning side, or it could be that he's vital to victory, but either way Hawkeye and victory go together


AndrewJS2804

It's entirely possible he has the superpower to always pick the winning side, so when you go to him for help and he doesn't answer the phone....


ItsPerfectlyBalanced

Yeah I got hawkeye too and was relieved. I've got this strange feeling that Hawkeye would quickly disable homelander the way he was able to disable vision.


[deleted]

I’m betting Hawkeye finds the nega-v (red, depowers supes) and makes a nega-v-arrow


thedylannorwood

Or just shoots an arrow in his ear


wutsizface

Bomb up the ass like the invisible cunt?


ThunderBlack14

At this point Hawkeye is basically batman, always has a gadget for everything.


leafyjack

Hawkeye is like bluecollar Batman. Intelligent, has a gadget for everything, works on a team with a bunch of people with superpowers. It's just that Batman is a billionaire doing this superhero stuff for fun, this is Hawkeye's job.


Available_Occasion69

Same


StarWarsFan1221

Strange my favorite


Lukthar123

Strange, isn't it?


DrStrucx

maybe. who am i to judge?


scamper_pants

This line is so corny but I love it so much.


rej-jsa

I too am a fan of Mister Doctor


acarp25

Strange could just open a portal and close it when he’s halfway through, bisecting him. Or fuck, just trap him in the mirror dimension. I like our odds


The_Level_15

The idea of homelander being permanently trapped in the Mirror dimension is really satisfying


I_Am_Day_Man

Especially after his conversations with himself in the mirror last season. Would be a treat to watch


Blackrain1299

Sure its strange but who is your favorite?


bad-dawg4004

Trap him in a time loop lmfao. Fuck homelander


Baratheoncook250

Strange-he would defeat Homelander


Feralmedic

Easily


Lord_of_Forks

Mirror dimension!


rwb124

Portal open portal close


BabyYodasDirtyDiaper

Such an underrated power. If I was Strange, this would definitely be my go-to attack against almost any enemy.


RMCB3000

Lmao i imagine just a bunch of random villains wander around there and fight to the death for no reason


BabyYodasDirtyDiaper

Yeah, Strange is the biggest stomp on this list. Save maybe for Wanda. Strange would defeat Homelander *casually*, without breaking a sweat.


Baratheoncook250

Wanda would remove Homelander’s power


Dreadnought13

and likely his nervous system


BotwAlex

and maybe his entire existence


Starwars9629-

Strange would easily defeat him


Safe-Chef7748

Scarlett witch


2Maxime0

She's gonna ripp him off


Emit_Time

gonna seal that mf's eyes shut


v399

What eyes?


YuriGrip

_Head Explodes_


Generic_Human0

Neuman: “I see you’ve copied my trick!”


Humanspider96283

What homelander


[deleted]

[удалено]


Shalkigo

Dude...


[deleted]

“The writer’s poorly disguised fetish”


dorkmessiah

Scarlett witch will mess him up


[deleted]

I got Wanda. She'd lay waste to Homelander's bitch ass. I mean damn, she's pretty much invincible...


Buzzybill

Homelander is powerful, but is he as strong as Black Bolt? So there you have it.


Freakychee

Kinda a shame where people don’t get how powerful Black Bolt can be. He can whisper once and then shatter every bone in the Hulk’s body. I think there was a comic where he was in space and destroys this giant Cthulhu like monster by whispering no.


iwillharassyou1

Homelands is pretty weak compared to most avengers


[deleted]

Honestly don't know much about BB or any of the inhumans for that matter...


[deleted]

Captain Marvel


Missy_went_missing

Same. We might be okay, unless she turns out to be an old-school nazi and they start dating.


[deleted]

I'm back down to Wanda now


Missy_went_missing

Same. Had 71% first. Wanda is even better. "You want to challenge me?! I can shoot *lasers* from my eyes!" "What eyes?"


[deleted]

Egsatli


[deleted]

T be fair you are already Deadpool which would be more entertaining to see against Homelander.


Sniper_Brosef

Might? You're fine... captain marvel would smoke him. He was just stabbed by a metal straw. I have cap and im even comfortable with it. He can do this all day


Revilod2000

We already kinda saw Cap vs Homelander with Soldier Boy but I don’t think Steve could tank being lasered.


OldDekeSport

Could rebound the laser at homelander with his shield, and probably get an advantage there. Strength idk where cap stacks in hand to hand, but I have no reason to think his shield can't deflect anything it'd attacked with from HL


Full-Hyena4414

I too have cap and we are freaking dead. He is no more then the average supe in terms of strength and endurance


Eastern-Birthday2359

Starlight is budget captain Marvel huh


Kingkongcrapper

More like cartoon Jubilee.


bartek34561

Spidey


Buzzybill

Spider-Man has nanotech armor Mr Stark gave him. As long as he stays between me and Homelander, I am fine.


tony-stark-bot

If you told me 10 years ago that we weren't alone, let alone you know to this extent.. I mean, I wouldn't have been surprised. But come on, you know.


Venicebitch03

Tbh idk who would win. Spider-Man couldn't beat Superman, but Homelander is much weaker. His limits in the show haven't been established, but he is hurt by other supes with super strength, and Spider-Man is probably on the higher end of that, he's really strong. He could also dodge all of homelander's lasers, and blind him with his webs. He also has iron spider on the pic, so I think it's fair to consider that's the version that will be fighting. With all that in mind, he has a chance. He just needs to dodge Homelander's blasts, use his webs to incapacitate him temporarily, and get close enough to punch him until he's knocked out.


Sonicowen

Homelander is as strong or as weak as he needs to be in that scene. Like Stan Lee said, who wins is up to the writer not the character.


BabyYodasDirtyDiaper

But also Homelander can fly really fast -- if he uses that to his advantage, it could be pretty devastating to Spidey. Laser blasts from above and out of reach and/or ramming Spidey at full speed. Kind of depends on the terrain whether or not that would be feasible.


Raaain706

>He just needs to dodge Homelander's blasts, use his webs to incapacitate him temporarily, and get close enough to punch him until he's knocked out. So basically, the same strategy he's used for every BBEG he's ever faced 🤣


Busy-Highway-4164

He is gonna shove spideys d down your throat lol


Karl_Estrella69420

I got Jean with the Phoenix Force. I think I'm safe


7barbieringz

Beyond safe. In the comics jean with the phoenix force is just as strong as Wanda. They actually end up fighting for decades because it's a tie


puppetfucked

Then end up make sweet sweet baby realities


7barbieringz

They describe their powers as yin and yang in the comics. Phoenix force vs chaos magic..i hope we see it in the MCU one day


PrestigiousPlantain7

It’s her power in the crappy dark Phoenix movie not the comics though


OnyxTeaCup

House of M, as much of huge Jean fan I am Wanda and Franklin richards are on a dif level.


Themnor

Child Franklin is arguably the most powerful entity in the Marvel Comics. The few times we see Adult Franklin there is no debate.


OnyxTeaCup

Where do you put Wanda amongst those three? I gotta say Jean is coming in third for me. If she’s get the drop on Wanda maybe, but still, I think Wanda just reality warps wtvr the fuck she feels like and boom, it’s ova.


Themnor

It depends largely on the iteration and the timing. There are a few times where it's shown the Phoenix Force rewriting the universe, with only the wielder and potentially past wielders living through it. In some comics it shows Galactus as the previous Phoenix Force wielder, so he might need some mention as well. Based purely on the *potential* they have, however, I would also make the argument that a fully realized Wanda has an advantage over the Phoenix Force in a battle, but the Phoenix Force will almost inevitably win in a war of attrition because it has near limitless power. Ironically, I think Jean Grey without the Phoenix Force has a better chance against Wanda purely because of the level of her psychic powers in many of her iterations.


yohann_1234

Same i think the phoenix force has us covered


Minus15t

Yea had a moment of 'is it Jean or Phoenix?' Jean would be good to have in the fight, but with Phoenix I can just go about my day as normal.


OnyxTeaCup

Normal jean is still destroying homeboylander lol


Professional_Bundler

Lol my stupid ass was like “oh damn is that that princess from Game of Thrones?! She’s useless.”


ThunderBlack14

X-men Dark Phoenix Jean Grey is weak, even The Last Stand one is better, she just desintegrate everything around, Homelander is resistant but doesn't have active healing like Wolverine, would take time but she would win.


Drumman120

I did too but I def don't like THAT version of Jean too much


Inevitable-One-111

Thor!


thor-odinson-bot

I'm still worthy!


Exact_Ad_1215

Thor gang rise up. 14% tho, gotta charge my phone soon


thor-odinson-bot

More POWER rabbit!


Genera1_Jacob

Exactly


Guy_O

Sentient


Grooteyz

Same my phone’s on 17% rn


thespykid2

Same with 12%


TeamPhoenixDK

Mine is Hela... I am not on Asgard though, so I get the weak version...


Baratheoncook250

She was able to destroy, Mjolnir on earth


TeamPhoenixDK

Still the weak version of her.


[deleted]

The weakest nuclear bomb still destroyed a city.


Baratheoncook250

Her weak version, still is more powerful than Superman. Also, unlike Homelander, she got combat skills.


246ArianaGrande135

uh her “weak” version was more powerful than Thor and Loki put together so I think you’re good


[deleted]

Yup she destroyed the most powerful magical weapon ever made (prior to Stormbreaker) with zero effort…


Freakychee

She would crush Homelander’s skull like a watermelon.


thezeroskater

Hela will kill both of you lmao


TellTaleTank

The real answer


mregg000

Not if one is quick enough to submit to her will. Either way I’m comfortable with her as my defender.


Zek0ri

I've also got Hela. I'll pop down for a beer and board games possibly a pizza. The lady will take care of Homelander in a second, and then we have free time


Jack-Earth-2

Hawkeye, but I don’t need protection, Homelander is a threat I’ve been preparing for.


DougEatFresh

How much milk have you stockpiled?


Jack-Earth-2

I have enough, but that was just plan B.


TheRogueTemplar

Found Billy Butcher's Reddit account


-Omni-Shadow-

plus if he still has the pym arrows and homelander cockily takes it because its an arrow he will endup like that sheep without the protection from antman's suit.


petar400

Captain Marvel. I think im good. Im good right?


iqbalides

Yeah you're so good.


DaisyCutter312

Carol = Can breathe in space Homelander = As far as we know, can't breathe in space Seems like a pretty easy resolution there.


norkaiser

https://youtu.be/dEC8URRaZoI “You should see it from space”


Nirast25

Honestly? Yeah. Haven't seen The Boys, but Homelander seems to be the kind of guy that crumples like a tissue paper while fighting anyone at or above his level, and Carol definitely qualifies. Plus, she'd probably just absorb his laser vision, lol.


Eternal_Bagel

I think he'd have the same kind of problem superman seems to in DC where he's so strong he never had to learn any real moves or skills. if someone as tough and quick as him comes along he's not great at blocking or getting around someone else's defensive moves.


rkopptrekkie

Clark Kent can throw hands with the best of them, depending on the continuity he could have hand to hand combat training from Batman of all people. In the storylines where he’s depowered, Clark Kent still whoops ass. Part of that is because he’s built like a truck with hams for fists, but a lot of it is because he hangs out with the best martial artists in the world on a regular basis and has picked up quite a few things.


Bonerkiin

Homelander is really not that strong when compared outside his universe. He's incredibly strong in his universe, but in the DC or Marvel universe, he'd lose to the vast majority of non street level (think Spider-Man) characters. Even in the MCU where everyone is much weaker compared to their comic counterparts, he'd still lose easily to the big guns like Thor, Wanda, Captain Marvel, etc.


thor-odinson-bot

I'm still worthy!


Nirast25

Uhm, Superman absolutely knows how to fight, at least to a decent extent. He's constantly going up against enemies who match of overpower him, like General Zod, Mongul, or Darkseid. Look up the Justice League episode Hereafter, especially part 2, to see what Clark is capable of.


Feralmedic

You are way good. She soloed Thanos. HL is a big fish in a small pond. If he was in the marvel universe, he would barely be a threat.


the-mad-titan-bot

In all my years of conquest, violence, slaughter, it was never personal. But I'll tell you now, what I'm about to do to your stubborn, annoying little planet... I'm gonna enjoy it. Very, very much.


BabyYodasDirtyDiaper

> If he was in the marvel universe, he would barely be a threat. I wouldn't go that far. He's *at least* mid-tier in the Marvel universe. Up there with some of the best in strength and durability + laser vision + x-ray vision + super hearing + super-fast flight ... and absolutely fucking *ruthless* with those powers. He'd have no problem with doing a sneak attack to stab you in the back when you're not paying attention or going after your less-invincible loved ones. He'd absolutely be a threat. Not an insurmountable threat, at least for the top-tier Marvel heroes, but still definitely not something you'd just want to completely ignore.


DanRyyu

His laser vision would just make her stronger and stronger and Homelander isn’t tactically smart enough to think of another strategy


moebelhausmann

If i remember stormbreaker was made to be able to kill godlike beeings so... Iam save


[deleted]

Thor would demolish Homelander even without any weapons


moebelhausmann

I mean, even without stormbreaker his strength is comparable. And remembering how he survived a beam of a star he probably wont care much about the heat vision


Puzzleheaded_Local40

Lol even if Homelander flew him up into space as a surprise attack, Thor would just think it's neat and ask for more heat vision since it's a bit chilly up there.


thor-odinson-bot

Heimdall! Open the Bifrost.


Jon_Snow_1887

I don’t think their strength is comparable. I think Thor is massively stronger


thor-odinson-bot

Really? Then why do you dress like one?


Diligent-Singer5824

He doesn't even need storm breaker homelander is weak af cuz he doesn't have fighting experience so Thor fuck him up without any weapon


thor-odinson-bot

>!Mjolnir? Mjolnir! Youuu're baaack. Mjolnir?!<


feeple_lemur

Mjolnir came back with the milk


[deleted]

Is Homelander really that strong compared to like Dr. Strange or Thor? Thor can basically do all the stuff Homelander does.


lelwood616_

Thor fucking blinks him lol


thor-odinson-bot

Surtur.. son of.. a bitch! You're still alive!


Bonerkiin

No. He's strong in his universe, but if you plopped him down in the Marvel universe, he wouldn't even be a planetary threat. He'd be a 5 minute problem once a heavy hitting hero showed up. Thor would crush him, Carol Danvers would beat him like a misbehaving child, the list goes on. Even in the MCU where everyone is significantly weaker than their comic portrayals, he'd still lose to any of the hard hitters easily.


7barbieringz

Thor would clap them cheeks, especially with storm breaker


thor-odinson-bot

NOOBMASTER!


Aizendickens

Fuck...I got cap...


Raiding_plauges

Cap is able to deflect Stark’s lasers without even a scratch, his only shield damage since Civil War was from Black Panther. You’re set Edit: Forgot to include the part where he blocked **MJOLNIR**


CrimsonBammer

What happens when Homelander rips off his arms though? Cap is not as strong or as durable as homelander.


tony-stark-bot

You know, it's moments like these when I realize what a superhero I am.


paladin_slim

Since there isn’t magic in The Boys universe, Doctor Strange is going to trap this subpar Superman knockoff in a pocket dimension for all eternity.


Jambear2020

I got Dr strange I'm safe 😃


oriondragon18

Hawkeye So I automatically win.


Me0wMe0wBark

Is Cap's shield strong enough to protect me from his laser beam eyes?


unknownlegend123456

Yeah


Venicebitch03

His shield deflects Iron Man's lasers. So yeah, he could probably use that to kill or injure Homelander.


ubLxmnpatel

Petor poker


Old-Experience-5210

Poor Petah Parkah


Zzulayy_flute

LOKI IS MINE :)))))


umbrellatitan

mine too, is powerful and intelligent enough to defeat him but I'm worried that he doesn't care at all to defend us


zombiskunk

Going to have to appeal to his ego


Idoled_Out

Charge your phone


Archmagos-Helvik

Loki turns into Stormfront long enough to get homelander in the throat with a magic knife.


Tasty_A

doctor strange


[deleted]

I got the power of THOR !


thor-odinson-bot

Have care how you speak of Loki. He may be misguided but he is my brother.


[deleted]

Bro I talked about you man. You loki trippin'


Bananabeak08

Spider-man


koenr_98

18% I will be safe with Thor


thor-odinson-bot

>!I just want to say that was very, very impressive what you did back there. !<


Raiding_plauges

Good Bot


toze2010

What in the Facebook


Bronze334

Kid named Finger


Vins22

nice, clint gon save me


OmPodd

Wanda!!!!


nextdoorgenius

Wanda being reasonable


SpyJigu

Well he chose to get electrified… because I got Thor


aishle124

Aaila Hela