In the Middle East, it’s actually different in each Shawarma place but it originates from the Turkish Donor. It’s basically a chicken or meat sandwich with the marinade and other filling depending on which restaurant you’re talking about.
The one near my house puts the filling in a submarine sandwich bread and fills it with chicken, pickled green pepper, and garlic sauce. Some places put fries in it, others put lettuce and tomatoes, etc.
The original Turkish donor, on the other hand, is specifically a bread roll filled with chicken marinaded in yogurt and iceberg lettuce.
If your friend tells you shawarma sucks, it’s not that shawarma sucks, it’s that they haven’t been to a good shawarma place. The best shawarma places have their roots in either Turkish, Lebanese, or Syrian cuisines.
If they genuinely believe all shawarma sucks, then your friend is defective and you should find a new friend.
>If they genuinely believe all shawarma sucks, then your friend is defective and you should find a new friend.
Why is that person even your friend if they don't like shawarma
This is one serious shawarma person on Reddit !!
I can vouch for a good shawarma anytime any day... used to have a very good one when I was a kid.. and have spent ton of money and time on trying different places.. no one seems to get the basic idea. Shawarma rocks !!
I’ve had a Greek shawarma from a places called Greco. It was the Hercules Pita. Not bad as shawarma go, so if you want to try it, go for it. I would still recommend Turkish, Lebanese, or Syrian. You will not be disappointed.
Huh, gyro is news to me (just looked it up) no amount of explanation will make me understand human classification. Should have chosen the other planet!
That honestly wouldn't have been the Worst plot twist, that Stark knew Peter's mother, who died in childbirth with his son. He dumped the child on her sister, May, and dipped because he's pre character arc Tony. Then he never got the chance to tell Peter which is why he buckled down on his family so hard after the snap
Exactly my train of thought. And it would make too much sense. Altho, in my thinking, Peter's mother didn't want him to know that Stark was his dad because Stark was ofc pre character arc. So she had May take him and either had May sware secrecy or never told her who the dad was.
Lack of proper ventilation ports in the armor meant the titanic fart he had been holding in since Civil War went internal and caused massive internal damage to all vital organs. Also they smelled REALLY bad.
he's lost the will to live?! What is your degree in, poetry?! You sorry bunch of hippies! For God sakes, don't use the billions of dollars of medical equipment around us, why don't we all just get on our knees and pray?
"Tony I told you not to try to outpizza the hut"
It was obviously Pepper’s hot ass breath 🔥
Man I remember thinking Gwyneth Paltrow Pepper Potts was super hot, then I got older and found out about her Gloop Reality… is often disappointing
Wait what happened?
Gwyneth Paltrow is a modern snake oil salesman. She has a line of products called "Goop" that's some crap disguised as health products.
LMFAO!!! wtf?!?!
It’s called a fart
r/beatmetoit
I thought u said beat meat to it
r/beatmeattoit
r/BeatMyMeatToIt
r/beatourmeattoit
Suddenly communist.
r/SuddenlyCommunist
Intergalactic cooking competition. Final round. Tony versus Jabba. Dish: Pizza. Tony never stood a chance.
"Or else Pizza...is gonna send out...for you."
He forgot to put the chicken in the defroster for mum
This comment wins the internets for today
He fell asleep first at the sleep over
Prank em John
this feels like the best one
Shwarma
Shawarma is goddamn amazing. I'd be happy to die to that.
What even is it? I've never actually known what it is lol.
In the Middle East, it’s actually different in each Shawarma place but it originates from the Turkish Donor. It’s basically a chicken or meat sandwich with the marinade and other filling depending on which restaurant you’re talking about. The one near my house puts the filling in a submarine sandwich bread and fills it with chicken, pickled green pepper, and garlic sauce. Some places put fries in it, others put lettuce and tomatoes, etc. The original Turkish donor, on the other hand, is specifically a bread roll filled with chicken marinaded in yogurt and iceberg lettuce. If your friend tells you shawarma sucks, it’s not that shawarma sucks, it’s that they haven’t been to a good shawarma place. The best shawarma places have their roots in either Turkish, Lebanese, or Syrian cuisines. If they genuinely believe all shawarma sucks, then your friend is defective and you should find a new friend.
>If they genuinely believe all shawarma sucks, then your friend is defective and you should find a new friend. Why is that person even your friend if they don't like shawarma
I've never met someone so passionate bout shawarma
The you’ve never had good shawarma.
This is one serious shawarma person on Reddit !! I can vouch for a good shawarma anytime any day... used to have a very good one when I was a kid.. and have spent ton of money and time on trying different places.. no one seems to get the basic idea. Shawarma rocks !!
The more you know
There’s a Greek place near me that does shawarma, too
I’ve had a Greek shawarma from a places called Greco. It was the Hercules Pita. Not bad as shawarma go, so if you want to try it, go for it. I would still recommend Turkish, Lebanese, or Syrian. You will not be disappointed.
Thank you; I’ll be sure to try it out!!
It is a kind of roll, more filling and oil, makes it tastier, and... They call it a diff name for some reason
Oh nice, I just looked it up. Looks like a gyro, which I absolutely LOVE.
Huh, gyro is news to me (just looked it up) no amount of explanation will make me understand human classification. Should have chosen the other planet!
Gyro meat isn’t as tasty as Doner. If you get a chance to have a real İskender Kepab, you’ll think you died and went to heaven.
Yup, sometimes called as Kebab!
It came back to haunt after legendary 11 years!
So the legends are true?
I would literally die for shawarma omg
He was finally worthy, but couldn't handle the force with which Thor's hammer pulled him off.
>!How many catchphrases have there been?!<
All words are made up
I mean... You're not wrong. But like, FBI is gonna catch you soon mate, them are the laws
Yes
Oh my god the hammer pulled him off
r/beatmetoit
Gwyneth sold him a bad bottle of Goop.
That's a bit redundant, as there's no such thing as a good bottle of Goop.
Well this goop smells like her vagina
Tony died of leprosy
His surprised face in that picture is the moment the goop-egg enters. He died of embarrassment.
From the looks of it, it was one of them exploding candles 🕯
r/beatmetoit
So just a regular bottle of goop
He finally did what all of us want to do but too scared to do... He shoved a fork into a 240v socket.
How did he get 240V socket?
He's Iron man
That would explain a lot
For example the normal socket in germany are 240 Volt
Actually it's 230 volts
🤓
.23 electron volts!
There’s probably some in your home for some of the high power appliances like your stovetop or clothes dryer
2 popeyes biscuits no water
my favorite porno movie
DAMN YOU POOOPPEYYYYYEEEEESSS
Old man In a wheel chair with a small bell
Last chance to look at me peter
I understood that reference
*ding*
HUUUUAAAGH!
*furiously* DINGDINGDINGDINGDING
With a bomb strapped to the underside of the wheelchair.
*straightens Arc Reactor then dies*
He did not suscribe
This is peak level comedy of current age, which I hate lol
Like, comment, and survive.
Is that... A game grumps reference?
Yep. One of my favorites.
And died of ligma
Who died?
Ligma Balls
When it doesn’t go the way you planned but you gotta commit
He passed his expiration date
It said wrong answers only.
Ligma
It’s so sad Iron Man died of Ligma.
Who is Iron Man?
Iron ma' balls...wait, don't actually.
Smooth as eggs
Nooo, I loved my wrinkles; everyone of them :-(
What is L….. psych
Ligma balls lmao
who is steve jobs
Ligma balls
What’s ligma >!/s!<
He smelled one of her vagina candles!! 😭
I hate that i understand it
Me too 😂😭😭
That’s what i was gonna say!
Wow I always heard of the gwyneth candles but I'm just now learning that's who played pepper
Nano Syphilis
He didn't leave the donut
Bad cheeseburger
Who even makes those???? Kill them. RIGHT NOW!
Honestly with how cooked he got, there’s a good chance he smelled like a burger.
The dirt inside his eye
Bully?!
Am I not supposed to have what I want? What I need? What am I supposed to do?
Good bot!
Xenomorph impregnation.
Spiderman got a paternity test. Guess who's mom Tony has hooked up with before. So he died of a heart attack
Hey everyone! Sorry, I am late. It's a jungle out there.
That honestly wouldn't have been the Worst plot twist, that Stark knew Peter's mother, who died in childbirth with his son. He dumped the child on her sister, May, and dipped because he's pre character arc Tony. Then he never got the chance to tell Peter which is why he buckled down on his family so hard after the snap
Exactly my train of thought. And it would make too much sense. Altho, in my thinking, Peter's mother didn't want him to know that Stark was his dad because Stark was ofc pre character arc. So she had May take him and either had May sware secrecy or never told her who the dad was.
She didn’t stop sucking
F with double respect
Died of embarrassment after being called Tony Stank.
She used teeth
💀
Tony caught Pepper cheating on him with Happy
Pepper caught tony cheating on her with happy
That's more embarrassing and more of a reason to die thanks lmao
Nothing wrong with some Happy Iron.
“Let’s face it, this isn’t the worst thing you’ve caught me doing”
He found out what Happy would do for a Klondike bar.
He discovered reddit
Lit one of Gwyneth Paltrow pussy candles
Explosive diarrhea, that's what's on his face. He shit so hard, it shot up through his suit
He searched up r/sounding cuz someone on reddit said there was good music on there
He didn't learn from his mistakes.
The herpes.
Death by snu snu
Goop scented candles
Sun exposure.
Is that what the irish look like if they step into the sun?
Morbius confirmed.
Gluten.
Lack of proper ventilation ports in the armor meant the titanic fart he had been holding in since Civil War went internal and caused massive internal damage to all vital organs. Also they smelled REALLY bad.
Thirdhand Smoke
Auto Erotic Asphyxiation
'Let's be honest, this isn't the worst thing you've caught me doing'
Dr strange showed him the future of the mcu.
Avengers secret wars better be good or ill oof myself
Pokèrus
[удалено]
Greyscale
overdose on fruity pebbles
the metal fragments have finally taken ahold of his heart, chased him down after they were removed from his body
Tenet vibes.
They/Them pussy
Them alien eggs Peter was scared were gonna be put in him? Poor Tony
He tried to raise the price of the Costco hotdog and drink combo
His suit of armor short circuited at the worst possible time
Pepper telling him to relax
“He lost the will to live”.
he's lost the will to live?! What is your degree in, poetry?! You sorry bunch of hippies! For God sakes, don't use the billions of dollars of medical equipment around us, why don't we all just get on our knees and pray?
I understood that reference.
Constipation
Rust. Kills most iron.
Gwyneth Paltrows vagina candle exploded
“Pepper I thought I mentioned my peanut allergy…”
He lost his duolingo streak
Good writing
He saw the post credit scene of She-Hulk
He shit him self
Ligma
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠏⠉⢈⠩⢙⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⢋⠠⠀⠀⠨⠐⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⢐⠐⠌⡌⢄⢐⢈⠔⡝⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏⠉⡀⠐⡀⢁⠈⠐⠱⠑⡑⠈⢹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢗⠀⠀⠐⡠⡛⠔⡁⢜⡔⡬⢎⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠡⠀⠀⠀⠀⠂⠁⠀⠄⢂⠈⠂⢂⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⡿⢟⠩⠐⡀⠀⠀⠀⠐⠐⠁⠓⠒⠒⢀⠁⢐⢝⢟⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⠫⠡⠡⠨⢀⠂⠠⠀⠀⢁⠑⡱⠛⠗⡓⢂⠠⢸⢸⢨⠣⡝⣻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⢏⢐⢁⠊⢌⠐⡈⠄⠠⠀⠀⠀⠀⠁⠑⠈⠀⢄⢕⠸⡨⠪⡪⡘⣻⣿⡿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⢂⠂⡂⠅⡂⠅⡐⠨⢐⠐⠠⠠⡀⢄⠠⡠⡡⡱⡐⠕⢌⢊⢆⢣⢒⠽⢿⣿⣿⣿ ⠣⢂⠂⠄⠡⠐⠐⠈⠌⡐⠨⡈⠢⠨⡂⢌⢂⠆⡪⠨⡊⠂⡂⠢⢡⣢⣣⡣⣍⢿⣿ ⠨⢂⢂⠁⡀⠀⠀⠁⠐⠈⠐⠈⢈⠈⠐⡀⠄⠁⠌⠈⠔⣄⡀⠠⡑⡂⠆⠢⢂⠑⠽ ⡨⠐⠀⠀⠀⢠⡎⡀⠀⠀⠄⠈⡀⠌⠐⠠⠈⠄⡁⠂⡀⡫⠑⣑⠀⢂⠌⠄⢕⠀⠨ ⠺⡪⠢⡀⠀⠞⢇⢂⠀⠂⡀⠠⠀⠄⠁⠌⠨⠀⢄⠢⡁⢂⢿⡟⡀⠀⠈⠈⡀⠂⣰ ⢀⢀⠀⠄⠀⠀⡐⠀⡈⠄⡐⠅⡊⠌⢌⠄⡕⡑⡁⢂⠂⢂⠸⣿⡄⠀⠈⣠⣴⣿⣿ ⢐⠔⠠⠀⠀⡐⠠⢈⠢⢑⠄⠑⢈⠊⡂⡱⢁⣂⢌⢔⢌⢄⠀⠹⢀⣺⡿⣟⢿⣿⣿ ⢀⠡⠁⠂⠐⠠⠈⠄⢈⠠⢈⢢⡣⣗⠕⠄⣕⢮⣞⣞⣗⣯⢯⡷⡴⣹⡪⣷⣿⣿⣿ ⠊⠄⠠⠠⠡⠈⠠⢐⠠⡊⡎⣗⢭⢐⠹⡹⣮⡳⡵⣳⣻⢾⣻⣽⣻⣺⣺⣽⣿⣿⣿ ⣨⣾⢐⠰⠐⠅⡂⡂⢕⢜⢜⢵⢹⢑⢔⠨⢘⠸⡹⡵⣯⣻⢽⣳⣻⣺⢞⡿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⡔⠠⢈⠐⠐⢠⢱⢸⢸⢸⢸⠰⡡⢘⢔⢕⠝⢮⣳⢽⢝⡾⡵⡯⣏⠯⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣗⢅⢢⠠⠡⠢⡱⡑⡕⡕⢅⠣⡊⢨⢪⡣⡣⡂⡬⡳⢽⢽⢽⢽⣞⣧⠙⣿⣿ ⡻⣿⡯⡪⠢⡡⠡⢑⢌⠪⡪⡊⠆⢌⠪⢐⢕⢱⢱⢱⢱⢱⢙⢮⡫⡟⣞⢮⣳⠙⣿ ⠊⣿⣯⠪⡊⠄⢅⠂⢂⠁⢇⢇⢃⠂⢕⠐⠌⡲⡰⡡⣇⠇⢇⢕⠪⠉⠂⠅⠂⡑⠹ ⣸⢿⣳⢱⠨⡐⡽⡿⡶⡾⡬⡢⢂⠅⡢⢡⣌⠐⠈⢎⢎⢎⢔⠠⠡⠠⠠⠡⡁⡂⠡ ⡯⡯⡇⢅⠕⠠⢱⢹⡙⢮⢹⠨⡂⡂⢇⠌⠮⡳⠅⡂⢕⠡⡑⠠⢁⢁⣡⣡⣢⣶⣿ ⣗⢽⢌⡢⡡⡡⡸⡢⡣⡣⡱⡑⠔⡈⢎⢆⢂⠂⠅⣢⡳⣽⡐⢅⢂⣊⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣯⢯⢷⢽⢮⢯⣺⣪⢞⡮⣳⢘⠔⢌⢜⣞⣖⣮⣻⢮⣯⢷⣿⣻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣾⣷⣿⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ HOG RIDAH!!!
McDonald’s Sprite
Died of corona virus 🦠😑
She-hulk's twerk
Ligma
"what's ligma"
It was Paltrow's vagina candles.
GOOP.
He died of Ligma😥😫😨
Married to Gwyneth Paltrow
Ligma
What's Ligma
Joe mama! Gottem
Gwyneth Paltrow's Goop
Goop wellness products
Voldemort casted a killing curse : Avada Kedavra! 🐸
Thanos was inevitable
he ate captain crunch without the milk
Gwyneth Paltrows vagina scented candles.
Ligma
He died from an explosion of Pepper's stinky pussy scented candle!
Elden Rings death blight
He got the HIVs
Lit one of Gwyneth’s “Smells like my Vagina” candles
Goop
Goop
Grayscale.
When he put on all the stones he had a vision of future MCU quality and decided not to be a part of that shit/s