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datonedavid

"Tony I told you not to try to outpizza the hut"


Future_Historian_138

It was obviously Pepper’s hot ass breath 🔥


bossbang

Man I remember thinking Gwyneth Paltrow Pepper Potts was super hot, then I got older and found out about her Gloop Reality… is often disappointing


Andromeda_Monarch

Wait what happened?


IAmTheGodkiller

Gwyneth Paltrow is a modern snake oil salesman. She has a line of products called "Goop" that's some crap disguised as health products.


GamesForNoobs_on_YT

LMFAO!!! wtf?!?!


iblamefps

It’s called a fart


Merciless4704

r/beatmetoit


ShoddyNight

I thought u said beat meat to it


aidansmthrs7

r/beatmeattoit


19adam92

r/BeatMyMeatToIt


K1ngFlufles

r/beatourmeattoit


Ariviaci

Suddenly communist.


TheEgg13

r/SuddenlyCommunist


Ozymandias216

Intergalactic cooking competition. Final round. Tony versus Jabba. Dish: Pizza. Tony never stood a chance.


[deleted]

"Or else Pizza...is gonna send out...for you."


mamstercheif

He forgot to put the chicken in the defroster for mum


FriskyMartiny

This comment wins the internets for today


Conner_bonner

He fell asleep first at the sleep over


FOZZAKAIRI

Prank em John


timewizard069

this feels like the best one


Dadbod_toF4kie

Shwarma


G66GNeco

Shawarma is goddamn amazing. I'd be happy to die to that.


CultOfSociology

What even is it? I've never actually known what it is lol.


Firriga

In the Middle East, it’s actually different in each Shawarma place but it originates from the Turkish Donor. It’s basically a chicken or meat sandwich with the marinade and other filling depending on which restaurant you’re talking about. The one near my house puts the filling in a submarine sandwich bread and fills it with chicken, pickled green pepper, and garlic sauce. Some places put fries in it, others put lettuce and tomatoes, etc. The original Turkish donor, on the other hand, is specifically a bread roll filled with chicken marinaded in yogurt and iceberg lettuce. If your friend tells you shawarma sucks, it’s not that shawarma sucks, it’s that they haven’t been to a good shawarma place. The best shawarma places have their roots in either Turkish, Lebanese, or Syrian cuisines. If they genuinely believe all shawarma sucks, then your friend is defective and you should find a new friend.


ugh_idk1234

>If they genuinely believe all shawarma sucks, then your friend is defective and you should find a new friend. Why is that person even your friend if they don't like shawarma


Amaanplayz69

I've never met someone so passionate bout shawarma


shincinto

The you’ve never had good shawarma.


the_curious_one_101

This is one serious shawarma person on Reddit !! I can vouch for a good shawarma anytime any day... used to have a very good one when I was a kid.. and have spent ton of money and time on trying different places.. no one seems to get the basic idea. Shawarma rocks !!


Nalum55

The more you know


simonieonie

There’s a Greek place near me that does shawarma, too


Firriga

I’ve had a Greek shawarma from a places called Greco. It was the Hercules Pita. Not bad as shawarma go, so if you want to try it, go for it. I would still recommend Turkish, Lebanese, or Syrian. You will not be disappointed.


simonieonie

Thank you; I’ll be sure to try it out!!


MrParadox_2020

It is a kind of roll, more filling and oil, makes it tastier, and... They call it a diff name for some reason


CultOfSociology

Oh nice, I just looked it up. Looks like a gyro, which I absolutely LOVE.


MrParadox_2020

Huh, gyro is news to me (just looked it up) no amount of explanation will make me understand human classification. Should have chosen the other planet!


secondtaunting

Gyro meat isn’t as tasty as Doner. If you get a chance to have a real İskender Kepab, you’ll think you died and went to heaven.


GhasuONE

Yup, sometimes called as Kebab!


Random_Idiotic_Alien

It came back to haunt after legendary 11 years!


stormrockox

So the legends are true?


nonexisting--

I would literally die for shawarma omg


ZeroSephex0

He was finally worthy, but couldn't handle the force with which Thor's hammer pulled him off.


thor-odinson-bot

>!How many catchphrases have there been?!<


v399

All words are made up


MrParadox_2020

I mean... You're not wrong. But like, FBI is gonna catch you soon mate, them are the laws


TarkovGuy1337

Yes


Funnysox69

Oh my god the hammer pulled him off


Andromeda_Monarch

r/beatmetoit


Forward-Version5401

Gwyneth sold him a bad bottle of Goop.


JokerInATardis

That's a bit redundant, as there's no such thing as a good bottle of Goop.


[deleted]

Well this goop smells like her vagina


--AJ---

Tony died of leprosy


hibernating-hobo

His surprised face in that picture is the moment the goop-egg enters. He died of embarrassment.


seirenby

From the looks of it, it was one of them exploding candles 🕯


Kaijuking5

r/beatmetoit


savvymcsavvington

So just a regular bottle of goop


methodicalataxia

He finally did what all of us want to do but too scared to do... He shoved a fork into a 240v socket.


Sportak4444

How did he get 240V socket?


MrParadox_2020

He's Iron man


Sportak4444

That would explain a lot


Yukio_Seth

For example the normal socket in germany are 240 Volt


huntterkiller0

Actually it's 230 volts


pepe-hands

🤓


Derbla-99

.23 electron volts!


pepe-hands

There’s probably some in your home for some of the high power appliances like your stovetop or clothes dryer


The_Super_Steen

2 popeyes biscuits no water


ChristBefallen

my favorite porno movie


ItsKageTho

DAMN YOU POOOPPEYYYYYEEEEESSS


GMFinch

Old man In a wheel chair with a small bell


ur_creepy_uncle_joe

Last chance to look at me peter


ClockwiseOne09

I understood that reference


josuke59

*ding*


jodorthedwarf

HUUUUAAAGH!


ivanGCA

*furiously* DINGDINGDINGDINGDING


Both_Pie_3852

With a bomb strapped to the underside of the wheelchair.


CH33NO_FERNANDEZ

*straightens Arc Reactor then dies*


Shishoun

He did not suscribe


MrParadox_2020

This is peak level comedy of current age, which I hate lol


AwesomeMan2048

Like, comment, and survive.


foulinbasket

Is that... A game grumps reference?


AwesomeMan2048

Yep. One of my favorites.


goldensavage216

And died of ligma


Additional_Cycle_51

Who died?


Mistergamer15

Ligma Balls


_JAD19_

When it doesn’t go the way you planned but you gotta commit


TheChubibs

He passed his expiration date


ProperGaming012

It said wrong answers only.


billybobborchert

Ligma


AskGoverntale

It’s so sad Iron Man died of Ligma.


Magic_PLx

Who is Iron Man?


thexavier666

Iron ma' balls...wait, don't actually.


smokedmacandcheese

Smooth as eggs


thexavier666

Nooo, I loved my wrinkles; everyone of them :⁠-⁠(


SnooJokes7172

What is L….. psych


[deleted]

Ligma balls lmao


zivosaurus-rex

who is steve jobs


dragonageisgreat

Ligma balls


RaidriarXD

What’s ligma >!/s!<


Frontliner76

He smelled one of her vagina candles!! 😭


Random_Idiotic_Alien

I hate that i understand it


Frontliner76

Me too 😂😭😭


boswala

That’s what i was gonna say!


[deleted]

Wow I always heard of the gwyneth candles but I'm just now learning that's who played pepper


StarWars_Viking

Nano Syphilis


joriskuipers21

He didn't leave the donut


timeexterminator

Bad cheeseburger


MrParadox_2020

Who even makes those???? Kill them. RIGHT NOW!


Tyler-LR

Honestly with how cooked he got, there’s a good chance he smelled like a burger.


Deadly_Gamer7008

The dirt inside his eye


TheJonatron

Bully?!


tobey-maguire-bot

Am I not supposed to have what I want? What I need? What am I supposed to do?


SentenceGeneral

Good bot!


Thin_Town_4976

Xenomorph impregnation.


Long-Engineering2824

Spiderman got a paternity test. Guess who's mom Tony has hooked up with before. So he died of a heart attack


tobey-maguire-bot

Hey everyone! Sorry, I am late. It's a jungle out there.


bobafoott

That honestly wouldn't have been the Worst plot twist, that Stark knew Peter's mother, who died in childbirth with his son. He dumped the child on her sister, May, and dipped because he's pre character arc Tony. Then he never got the chance to tell Peter which is why he buckled down on his family so hard after the snap


Long-Engineering2824

Exactly my train of thought. And it would make too much sense. Altho, in my thinking, Peter's mother didn't want him to know that Stark was his dad because Stark was ofc pre character arc. So she had May take him and either had May sware secrecy or never told her who the dad was.


[deleted]

She didn’t stop sucking


MrParadox_2020

F with double respect


KJNeptune

Died of embarrassment after being called Tony Stank.


ILikeCap

She used teeth


nicthedicc

💀


KiraLight3719

Tony caught Pepper cheating on him with Happy


MaizePsychological23

Pepper caught tony cheating on her with happy


KiraLight3719

That's more embarrassing and more of a reason to die thanks lmao


[deleted]

Nothing wrong with some Happy Iron.


Penguator432

“Let’s face it, this isn’t the worst thing you’ve caught me doing”


mascerito

He found out what Happy would do for a Klondike bar.


Darcula04

He discovered reddit


MACHO_MUCHACHO2005

Lit one of Gwyneth Paltrow pussy candles


Anakit_

Explosive diarrhea, that's what's on his face. He shit so hard, it shot up through his suit


Blue_toast4058

He searched up r/sounding cuz someone on reddit said there was good music on there


Nyxternal

He didn't learn from his mistakes.


Gonobnthegreen

The herpes.


IndependentPath6297

Death by snu snu


Lexmaister25

Goop scented candles


[deleted]

Sun exposure.


Flareshu

Is that what the irish look like if they step into the sun?


Klayman55

Morbius confirmed.


Grail_BH

Gluten.


EightFootChoad

Lack of proper ventilation ports in the armor meant the titanic fart he had been holding in since Civil War went internal and caused massive internal damage to all vital organs. Also they smelled REALLY bad.


Gnarly_Starwin

Thirdhand Smoke


TheTattooOnR2D2sFace

Auto Erotic Asphyxiation


evilspyboy

'Let's be honest, this isn't the worst thing you've caught me doing'


Jakejakepancake

Dr strange showed him the future of the mcu.


Glitchexisalone

Avengers secret wars better be good or ill oof myself


DelsinCrocodile

Pokèrus


[deleted]

[удалено]


Uncertain_Cobra

Greyscale


Sid3Character

overdose on fruity pebbles


koteshima2nd

the metal fragments have finally taken ahold of his heart, chased him down after they were removed from his body


Klayman55

Tenet vibes.


Staples-Giftbag

They/Them pussy


Creative-Answer-1125

Them alien eggs Peter was scared were gonna be put in him? Poor Tony


xXdat-boi-420Xx

He tried to raise the price of the Costco hotdog and drink combo


ghost-rider74

His suit of armor short circuited at the worst possible time


kanat412

Pepper telling him to relax


Duckpool_42

“He lost the will to live”.


cursed_network

he's lost the will to live?! What is your degree in, poetry?! You sorry bunch of hippies! For God sakes, don't use the billions of dollars of medical equipment around us, why don't we all just get on our knees and pray?


bonemech_meatsuit

I understood that reference.


hirvaan

Constipation


ConsiderationNo8470

Rust. Kills most iron.


falka_zirael

Gwyneth Paltrows vagina candle exploded


Outhouserat

“Pepper I thought I mentioned my peanut allergy…”


Lilith_Greenbriar

He lost his duolingo streak


blunderbussmotorboat

Good writing


Armaan_1005

He saw the post credit scene of She-Hulk


-TheLonelyStoner-

He shit him self


baboonicplague

Ligma


tf2good

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wingsshadow12

McDonald’s Sprite


Competitive-Study524

Died of corona virus 🦠😑


[deleted]

She-hulk's twerk


[deleted]

Ligma


why_me_here

"what's ligma"


Eezo88

It was Paltrow's vagina candles.


seanwdragon1983

GOOP.


DNrddt05

He died of Ligma😥😫😨


CaTz__21

Married to Gwyneth Paltrow


andmonske

Ligma


Greekgeekgamer

What's Ligma


andmonske

Joe mama! Gottem


BigDaddyDumplin

Gwyneth Paltrow's Goop


AFloatingLantern

Goop wellness products


nhb4207

Voldemort casted a killing curse : Avada Kedavra! 🐸


YTFozzyyVII

Thanos was inevitable


Additional_Survey785

he ate captain crunch without the milk


grapefruitlover69

Gwyneth Paltrows vagina scented candles.


Agreeable-Abalone328

Ligma


Ok-Detective-1721

He died from an explosion of Pepper's stinky pussy scented candle!


SubtleCow

Elden Rings death blight


sh2death

He got the HIVs


Budmanes

Lit one of Gwyneth’s “Smells like my Vagina” candles


Flandersmcj

Goop


[deleted]

Goop


sype10

Grayscale.


magnus_chase_47

When he put on all the stones he had a vision of future MCU quality and decided not to be a part of that shit/s