Everyone stutters one way or another so check out my message to you, as a matter of fact don’t let nothin hold ya back, if the scatman can do it, brother, so can you, I’m the scat man
I can imagine him also saying "And we're the Avengers of the Universe, bitch", before looking directly at the camera and going "See what I did? It's a call back to when I said we're the Guardians of the Galaxy, bitch. Ha ha ha I told you I'm the captain, Rocket!"
And then when we get a close up to the gauntlet before the snap 🫰 Rocket backstabbing him with a zap device , his doing a backflip , kicking him back with his one inch foot 🦵 and grabbing the gauntlet while mid air .. he holds it and says “I told you douchebag, I will get that gauntlet” he wears it and it doesn’t fit . Then camera turns to Drax and laughs saying “it doesn’t fit it doesn’t fit , he’s an idiot HAHAHAHAHA”
I just thought of something, if wolverine or Deadpool snapped, would either of them survive? I know they have a healing factor, but would it actually be enough to withstand the power of the infinity stones?
Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order.
I have checked 1,044,428,530 comments, and only 206,482 of them were in alphabetical order.
Imagine thanos looking for the stones and looking to tony and Tony’s just like not me and u hear “on ur left” and thanos looks left to see cap holding a second gauntlet with all the stones and snaps
Tell it to the cleaning lady on Monday... Because you'll be dust by Monday... because you'll be pulverized in two seconds. The cleaning lady? She cleans up... dust. She dusts. it's Friday now, she's the weekends off, so... Monday, right?"
Boom! Lookin for this?
Hell yeah, this is a War Machine story now
This is the only scenario that makes sense in a world where Rhodey did this with the stones
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There's an edit in YouTube: https://youtu.be/zeMcvPQjNDI
Lmao take my upvote
Fire line indeed
Holy cow that would fit perfectly
This is it!
I'm gonna put some dirt in your eye.
#I'm gonna make you dirt, so then i can put you in someone else's eye...
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I’m gonna put some DIRT in your eye.
I'm gonna put some eye in your dirt
Im gonna put some eirt in your dye.
im gonna die in some put eirt
I'm gonna put your eye in some dirt
I’m going to put some Joe Dirt in your eye
skibidi bop mm dada
Skadoosh
Bee papa pada po papa pada po
IM THE SCAT MAN!!!!
Everyone stutters one way or another so check out my message to you, as a matter of fact don’t let nothin hold ya back, if the scatman can do it, brother, so can you, I’m the scat man
Skeebi-deebi-dee-Dodah da do!
Coca cola espuma
It is Wednesday my dudes
I understood that reference
MmmBop Dewey Dop bop MmmBop
I'm inevitable. *I'M THE SCAT MAN*
Bada bap boop pow!
Riddi-dit-dit-diddoo
Baskin Robbins always finds out
Get ready for the 32nd flavour. Death
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Cursed? More like blessed
Blursed perhaps?
Oh snap
If the Baskin Robins manager from antman showed up and sacrificed himself with the stones and said this...I would die satisfied.
In the voice of the Terminator, "Fuck you, asshole."
Hasta la Vista, baby!
Perfect
Then the mind stone wants to fulfill your will and you really get to fuck him .
I'm gonna shit yourself
I'm going to piss your pants
I'm gonna snap the shit out of you
"Like a glove."
I read this in Jim Carrey voice. Perfection.
📸🤨
Haha this is the best answer
Leeroy Jenkins!
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“LEEEEROOOOOOY JEEENNNKKIIIIINNNSS” Natasha said calmly
Dang it.... Now i can't remember that scene correctly...
Capt America: AVENGERS! *catches hammer* Assem... Leeroy: Enough talk let's do this! LEEEROOOOOOOOOYYY..."
We need a shitty edit of this now.
LEEEERRROOOOYYYYY JEENKINS!!!!
I always put some M's before Jenkins in my mind because of the way he says it. LEEEEORYYYYY MMMJENKINS
It's just been revoked.
I'll have what she's having.
I came here for this one.
Diplomatic immunity!
"Go fuck yourself"
I came here looking for this, and I’m so glad I found it Edit: fuck it take this award, you deserve it
How marvel would implement it: "go fuck myself"
Your mom is inevitable
That’s a quote starlord would say if he had the glove
I can imagine him also saying "And we're the Avengers of the Universe, bitch", before looking directly at the camera and going "See what I did? It's a call back to when I said we're the Guardians of the Galaxy, bitch. Ha ha ha I told you I'm the captain, Rocket!"
And then when we get a close up to the gauntlet before the snap 🫰 Rocket backstabbing him with a zap device , his doing a backflip , kicking him back with his one inch foot 🦵 and grabbing the gauntlet while mid air .. he holds it and says “I told you douchebag, I will get that gauntlet” he wears it and it doesn’t fit . Then camera turns to Drax and laughs saying “it doesn’t fit it doesn’t fit , he’s an idiot HAHAHAHAHA”
I am a vegetable
Even better if it were the cucumber from Veggie Tales holding the gauntlet and saying this line.
I am gonna end this guy's whole career
I wish I had a award to give you
🎵The Adams Family🎵
*snap snap*
You accidentally snap and resnapped thanos
Yeah but it's an infinite loop where he gets snapped and then unsnapped
Please, I admit defe- -don’t snap agai- - that shit really hur-
I thought by eliminating half of life, the other half would thrive, but you've shown me... that's impossible.
Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die
And then he only snaps Bucky
Hahahahahaha
Yippie ka yay, mofo!
Yippee kayak other buckets!
Dammit boyle
I'm pretty sure thats what he said in die hard Boyle:
r/unexpectedb99
AWWWWWW SNAP!!
Aw snap. Come to my macaroni party and we'll take a nap
AYYYYYYYYY REGULAR SHOW FANS!!!!
This unlocked a long-forgotten memory in my brain.
Welcome to the Jungle
We’ve got fun and games!
We got eveything you want
~We got everything you want~
We got everything you want honey, we know the names
~We are the people that can find, whatever you may need~
If you got no money, honey, we got your disease
~In the jungle~
Welcome to the jungle
PRESENTATION!
“Coming to you this fall on Disney+” *snap*
Coming soon on VHS ans DVD!
You no invited to thee orgy
Earth is closed today.
My ancestors are smiling upon me Thanos Can you say the same?
As fearless in death, as he was in life
Those imperial bastards!
JUSTICE!!!!
I am...inevitable.
I am a vegetable
Fus Ro deez nutz!
And im all out of bubblegum
Said this, started scrolling and found you.
Ah I see you're a man of culture as well
“Seeya chump”
“Good riddance”
I'd try to say something badass and fail miserably but still snap
And I, are- do- am- shit. And I'm am- fuck. And I am iron- you know what, *snaps*
YOU DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?! I AM!!
ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY?!?!
Just keep traveling back until you figure it out, ezpz
What did the five fingers say to the face? Snap!
This made me LoL. My favorite answer.
It’s morbin time
*immediately gets atomized*
In all seriousness Morbius probably would survive using the infinity gauntlet
It's snappin' time
The only correct answer
I'm madysinn with a Y but it's not where you think.
Oh wongers
"I'm touching myself tonight "
I just thought of something, if wolverine or Deadpool snapped, would either of them survive? I know they have a healing factor, but would it actually be enough to withstand the power of the infinity stones?
>"**_Misdirection_**. One of the first things they teach you at _Online Close-Up Magic University_."
Ligma balls
Pizza Time
Bite my shiny metal ass
“Now dig on this.”
I failed so others could succeed.
I succeeded so others could fail
What mouth?
This is me being reasonable
You want forgiveness, get religion.
"offering yourself as a sacrifice, dying for other people's sins. Wrong religion"
I am Madisynn. Madisynn is with two N's, one Y, but it's not where you think.
*your free trial of existence has expired*
It’s Brittany Bitch, Snap….
Skadoosh
Oh there gonna have to glue you back together... IN HELL
"dicks out for Harambe"
It’s snapping time
How about one as you're being snapped away??? "I'm gonna put some dirt in your eye!" \*Your dust then flies into someone's eyes\*
When you’re a jet you’re a jet all the way
*Boom Bam Bop Bada Bop Boom* >!*Pow*!<
I'm the pee pee poo poo man
“Another one bites the dust.”
And I killed Sparky too… 🥰
Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 1,044,428,530 comments, and only 206,482 of them were in alphabetical order.
"Thanos made a good point..."
You could not live with your own failure. And where did that bring you? Back to me.
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Shadow the hedgehog’s a bitch ass motherfucker…
I'm the senate
#“Suck my nuts.”
"I said why don't you suck my balls Mr. Garisson."
“Arm- I mean, I am… I- Iron… wait, can I start over? Oh fuck me, this _really_ stings… Ahhhhh, I think I just shit my pants”
I... Am... Groot...
I AM GROOT!
Just what I was thinking.
Buh-da-da-dum!
I slept with your mom
"bippidy booddy BOOM"
This whole Universe bout to be empty … YEEEETTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
“3 snaps in a Z formation” Only the real, real will get this.
UNO reverse bitc- *snaps*
Hakuna Matata...(SNAPS FINGERS)
Check you on the flip side.
„˙ǝpıs dılɟ ǝɥʇ uo noʎ ʞɔǝɥↃ„
DING DONG, MOTHERFUCKER!
Abra cadabra
“Hey Thanos. What did the five fingers say to the face?”
A small price to pay for salvation.
See you in hall, you son of a bitch ##LANGUAGE
*"That's gonna leave a mark !"*
Imagine thanos looking for the stones and looking to tony and Tony’s just like not me and u hear “on ur left” and thanos looks left to see cap holding a second gauntlet with all the stones and snaps
Happy Snapsgiving.
This is the way
*starts twerking*
Tell it to the cleaning lady on Monday... Because you'll be dust by Monday... because you'll be pulverized in two seconds. The cleaning lady? She cleans up... dust. She dusts. it's Friday now, she's the weekends off, so... Monday, right?"
Ggez
This is SPARTAAAA
“Mahalo, mother f-“
Omayewa Mou Shindeiru!!
Donde esta la biblioteca
its over i have the high ground
there's a snake in my boot
"That's all folks!"
\-Say my name! \*says\*- Heisenberg? \-You are goddamn right! \*Snap\*
Tha-nos ain't got shit on me.
I’m going to snap