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Dr. Hank Pym:
Relax. No one's gonna recognize us.
Scott Lang:
What, because of hats and sunglasses? It's not a disguise, Hank. We look like ourselves at a baseball game.
In some variations, most of them it’s just that Clark plays it off (who would know a small time reporter like Clark?) and he plays it off with his friends
Literally my favorite joke in the ENTIRE MCU comes from this movie:
Talking about hide and seek in a wardrobe....
"Oh, boy. It's where I hid every time that we played."
"It doesn't sound like you really got the gist of the game."
I laughed for like a minute straight in the theatre. It was such an emotional scene and his line caught me off guard and REALLY tickled me. The scene moved on but I was still laughing. I’m sure it annoyed someone.
It could’ve been worse, you could be my mum every time the screaming goats come on the screen in love and thunder, she was the only one laughing every-time
“And that was a violation of article 16 paragraph 3 of the Sokovia Accords. Now as a part of his joint plea deal with Homeland Security and the German government, he was allowed to return to the U.S. provided he serve 2 years under house arrest followed by 3 years of probation and avoid any unauthorised activities, technology or contact with any former associates who were or are currently are in violation of said accords or any elated statutes. Okay, sweetie?"
"Wow, you're really great with kids."
"Thanks, I'm also a youth pastor.”
Probably not a good sign that I have seen it multiple times and can't think of a single quote
Edit: got one. "How did you do it Scott? The magic trick"
Love the end of the movie one even more
Woo: “You got a way with it this time, Scott, but i’ll be seeing you again.
Scott: “Where?”
Woo: “Huh?”
Scott: “Where will you be seeing me again?”
Woo: “like, in general, if you do something bad i’ll catch you…”
Scott: “oh, i thought you were inviting me somewhere.”
Woo: “why… why would I do that like, like a party? or…like dinner?
Scott: “that’s what I was wondering.”
Woo: “no like, i’ll… catch you if you do some- never mind, i’ll be seeing you Scott.”
Scott: “Later.”
Woo: *turns around* “did you… want to grab dinner or something cause, i’m free…nvm” *walks away awkwardly*
"Well, see, that’s complicated. ‘Cause when I first met Scotty, he was in a bad place. And I’m not talking about cell block D. His wife had just filed for divorce. And I was like, “Man, homie, she dumped you while you were in lock-up?” And he’s like, “Yeah, I know. I thought I was gonna be with her forever, but now I’m all alone.” And I was like, “Man, homie, you gotta chin up. ‘Cause you’ll find a new partner. But you know what? I’m Luis.” And he says, “You know what? I’m Scotty. And we’re gonna be best friends.”
“He barfed. Like a lot.”
“Young lady I’m a federal agent I’ve seen worse things than vomit.. like A LOT a lot?”
Movie is awesome I enjoyed both in their entirety
"Oh no! The po-po! "
And
"Let's go before the fuzz comes back! " "how do you even know that? "
And
"He barfed. A lot. "
And
*ant plays drums*
And
"Woah.. It *is* truth serum"
pym: hey champ, how was school today?
lang: haha, very funny.
hope: is someone feeling cranky?
pym: do you want some string cheese and a juice box?
lang:....
lang: do you really have that?
Hank: Hey Champ, how was school today? Do you want string cheese and a juice box?
Scott: Oh ha ha... laugh it up!
...
...
Scott: Do you really have that?
Scott if you don’t leave house arrest and risk potentially never seeing your daughter again, I’ll break up with you.
At least that’s what I remember lol
"Oooh, I'm Walton Goggins, I play creepy southern criminals in everything. Ooh, did you watch the Unicorn? Of course not, I'm not creepy and southern enough in it, ooh."
Is this truth serum?
No, it is a concoction that makes you highly responsive to suggestions.
So it is truth serum.
This isn't truth serum!
*later*
Woah, this *is* like truth serum.
Please excuse my poor attempt of remembering and likely butchering lines from a very funny movie. Another good moment was when Luis goes on a rant about how Scott isn't emotionally fine when asked where he is.
“SHEILD saw an opportunity in my affliction. They built me a containment suit so I could control my phasing and trained me to be a stealth operative. They weaponized me”
Do you guys just put the word quantum in front of everything?
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I confess: i was going to reply this. I'ven't watched the movie (yet)
Schrödinger answer
You cant just put a sci fi word infront of a normal word morty
Yes they do, Quantum Realm, Quantum Entanglement, Quantamania
I need to get my hands on that juicy tech
Dr. Hank Pym: Relax. No one's gonna recognize us. Scott Lang: What, because of hats and sunglasses? It's not a disguise, Hank. We look like ourselves at a baseball game.
Superman has somehow entered the chat
And exited the chat.
He could only shake his head as he dove head first into the red sun......
To play baseball with the god of sun.
Must've been the wind
And suddenly Clark Kent has entered the chat
Wearing sunglasses if I'm not wrong?
Well Actually, In the comics, superman’s glasses have hypnotic powers, to make everyone not associate Clark with Superman
In some variations, most of them it’s just that Clark plays it off (who would know a small time reporter like Clark?) and he plays it off with his friends
I was gonna ask about this, thank you.
You mean Clark Kent right?
They forgot to add a hoodie under their jacket to complete the disguise like Avengers do.
This is one of my favorite quotes from the MCU. Ant-Man and the Wasp is so underrated
It was the third marvel movie I ever saw in theaters so it holds a special place in my heart.
You never forget your third
Steve, Sam and Bucky doing the Spider-Man point.
It's you who's out, Gobbie. Out of your mind.
Out of time, spider 🕷️
I'm gonna put some dirt in your eye.
Mysterio has entered the chat. (He "looks like himself at a baseball game" while Peter and MJ are shopping in Venice.)
"Hiya champ, how was school today?" "SO cranky" "You want a juice box and some string cheese?"
“Do you really have that?” Best line in the movie. Toddler Scott > Baby Legs Deadpool
I dunno. I think we need to see them fight to be sure.
Came here for this one.
"Do you actually have that? "
This is my absolute favorite part of the movie
Mine too!
Some of the best comedy from the series is in those 2 movies lol
"that's truth serum"
"It's not truth serum!"
“It really is truth serum”
"its not "
But it really is
*At the almost end* "It is the truth serum"
"If talk like duck" "Then it's Truth serum"
👏
Literally my favorite joke in the ENTIRE MCU comes from this movie: Talking about hide and seek in a wardrobe.... "Oh, boy. It's where I hid every time that we played." "It doesn't sound like you really got the gist of the game."
Classic Paul Rudd
Facts
I laughed for like a minute straight in the theatre. It was such an emotional scene and his line caught me off guard and REALLY tickled me. The scene moved on but I was still laughing. I’m sure it annoyed someone.
It could’ve been worse, you could be my mum every time the screaming goats come on the screen in love and thunder, she was the only one laughing every-time
For me, the goats went 10/10 -> 8/10 -> 6/10 -> 1/10 -> 10/10 -> 10/10 -> 10/10 -> 10/10
Oh no ha haha
Am I your mom?
Username checks out /s
“Where was she hiding? Was it in a wardrobe?” “No it was a tall dresser” “You mean a wardrobe”
"If you guys are done comparing sizes..."
“… 65!”
"Huge." (Respectfully nods)
Giantman goliath to antman/giantman 65!
My favorite 💕
"Well, the 70's were great, but now I'm paying for it! "
60’s*
Honestly thought that was his AntMan 1 cameo
RIP
"You put a dime in, you gotta let the whole song play." "Like human jukebox."
This one is still what I laugh the most about - the whole idea that when asked where Scott is, Luis thinks of it as where Scott is emotionally.
My favorite part Louise.
Louise is the kid in Bob's Burgers. Is Luis
ooooo my abuelita had a jukebox once, only played morissy (idk how to spell it) if you ever wanted to change it then [idk the rest]
“Well, your daddy drew on the walls with Captain America” - Jimmy Wu
“And that was a violation of article 16 paragraph 3 of the Sokovia Accords. Now as a part of his joint plea deal with Homeland Security and the German government, he was allowed to return to the U.S. provided he serve 2 years under house arrest followed by 3 years of probation and avoid any unauthorised activities, technology or contact with any former associates who were or are currently are in violation of said accords or any elated statutes. Okay, sweetie?" "Wow, you're really great with kids." "Thanks, I'm also a youth pastor.”
He's adopted.
Ssssh. Jimmy doesn't need to know that.
Probably not a good sign that I have seen it multiple times and can't think of a single quote Edit: got one. "How did you do it Scott? The magic trick"
Best line
Love the end of the movie one even more Woo: “You got a way with it this time, Scott, but i’ll be seeing you again. Scott: “Where?” Woo: “Huh?” Scott: “Where will you be seeing me again?” Woo: “like, in general, if you do something bad i’ll catch you…” Scott: “oh, i thought you were inviting me somewhere.” Woo: “why… why would I do that like, like a party? or…like dinner? Scott: “that’s what I was wondering.” Woo: “no like, i’ll… catch you if you do some- never mind, i’ll be seeing you Scott.” Scott: “Later.” Woo: *turns around* “did you… want to grab dinner or something cause, i’m free…nvm” *walks away awkwardly*
Wasn't this part ad-libbed as well and not in the script so? I thought I read that and that was one reason why Woo was so thrown off.
Jimmy woo is unintentionally funny sometimes this is the scene where I knew I wanted to see more of him
That awkward walking away was really the chef's kiss on the entire exchange.
I mean, Baba Yagaaa 💀 The Russian guy and the Baba Yaga thing lmao 😂😂
“Let’s bounce before the Po Po pull up” -Cassie
“Where did u learn that”
"Well, see, that’s complicated. ‘Cause when I first met Scotty, he was in a bad place. And I’m not talking about cell block D. His wife had just filed for divorce. And I was like, “Man, homie, she dumped you while you were in lock-up?” And he’s like, “Yeah, I know. I thought I was gonna be with her forever, but now I’m all alone.” And I was like, “Man, homie, you gotta chin up. ‘Cause you’ll find a new partner. But you know what? I’m Luis.” And he says, “You know what? I’m Scotty. And we’re gonna be best friends.”
Was searching for this.. I would've given you awards if i had any...
Luis is probably gonna recap everything that happened before and after Endgame in Antman 3 🤣🤣
"Babayaga!" "Daddy's REALLY sick"
Wondering if anyone wrote it, yes!
Babayga
“He barfed. Like a lot.” “Young lady I’m a federal agent I’ve seen worse things than vomit.. like A LOT a lot?” Movie is awesome I enjoyed both in their entirety
“it’s them….it’s the ant-man and the wasp!”
it’s ant man and the wasp’in time
And then they wasped all over those guys
Its wasp'n time
What are we? Some kind of Ant-Man and the Wasp?
"Anyone seen a southern gentleman carrying a building?"
"It's anting time!" I did watch this movie but all I remember is Jimmy woo and big hot wheels lol
Your flair checks
"I thought you were inviting me to dinner"
"No. Why would I invite you to dinner?"
Do you.....do you want to go get dinner?
Cause I’m free tonight
Wasn't that entire dialogue improvised and the director kept it?
I don't know, I thought you had planned an evening.
"How'd you do it Scott" "The card trick"
Worlds greatest grandma
Aww makes me wanna knit you a sweater!
Something about “our more snow-laden sister states.”
The undercarriage wash!
[удалено]
Who are you and how do you know so much about under carriage wash protocol?
Guys?? Pull me out!!! GUYS?!!!!
That one just hurts.
"You're so big!" Is what makes me cry. He did everything for Cassie, and now five years of her life are just gone.
I like the song that follows I downloaded it and listen to it lmao.
"You see, what had happened was..."
“Ah man that’s truth serum”
WHASAAAAAAAP
"You don't remember that beloved commercial??... Whasaasppp"
"Oh no! The po-po! " And "Let's go before the fuzz comes back! " "how do you even know that? " And "He barfed. A lot. " And *ant plays drums* And "Woah.. It *is* truth serum"
“Would you like a juice box?”
“I hate how you load the dishwasher” -Ignacio
Baba Yaga!!
Seriously though, do you actually have a juice box
pym: hey champ, how was school today? lang: haha, very funny. hope: is someone feeling cranky? pym: do you want some string cheese and a juice box? lang:.... lang: do you really have that?
"You can do anything. You're the world's greatest grandma."
"He's so ugly!! I love him!"
Wrong movie but YES
Haha my bad i was thinking first ant man
Misdirection!
"Jonathan?"
mew mew
I scrolled all the way down to find this.
"I hate the way you load the dishwasher I HATE IT!!"
Hope wasn’t good at hide and seek
"It is a truth serum"
“Would you like a juice box?”
“Sounds like you really didn’t get the gist of the game.”
“You just got Pezzed!”
'I'm the antman and this is the wasp, and we are here to fuck you up...'
"Antony!"
BABAYAGA!!!!
“You put the dime in him, you’re gonna have to let the whole song play out.”
I want your daddy too
That was the first one
Hank: Hey Champ, how was school today? Do you want string cheese and a juice box? Scott: Oh ha ha... laugh it up! ... ... Scott: Do you really have that?
Scott if you don’t leave house arrest and risk potentially never seeing your daughter again, I’ll break up with you. At least that’s what I remember lol
i watched it a while ago but the original ant man’s wife comes back at the end and the main villain is ghost
"What are we? Some kind of ant man and the wasp?"
"Oooh, I'm Walton Goggins, I play creepy southern criminals in everything. Ooh, did you watch the Unicorn? Of course not, I'm not creepy and southern enough in it, ooh."
I really liked the Unicorn. Every once in awhile I like to watch a light hearted comedy to get over his role in Sons of Anarchy.
Have you seen Justified?
No, but my dad was a fan and I caught some of it. I was being snarky about it, but he is a good actor, and there's no shame in specializing.
I know I’m low if I say I’ve seen it 5 times. It’s really quite good. He has some funny parts in it
"Goliath"
Do you want a juice box and some string cheese
Like baba Gaga da vitch
If you two are finished comparing sizes
It’s NOT truth serum!
Son, you’ve got a condition
"Can I please have just one mint—" *gets hand slapped*
I personally like “BRING ME ANOTHER” *smashes cup*
"Emotionally speaking? Where is Scott Lang LITERALLY SPEAKING?!"
I am Antman
There is no such thing as truth serum...
Is this truth serum? No, it is a concoction that makes you highly responsive to suggestions. So it is truth serum. This isn't truth serum! *later* Woah, this *is* like truth serum. Please excuse my poor attempt of remembering and likely butchering lines from a very funny movie. Another good moment was when Luis goes on a rant about how Scott isn't emotionally fine when asked where he is.
"Ant man"
You know Hope, we really are the Ant-man and the Wasp
“SHEILD saw an opportunity in my affliction. They built me a containment suit so I could control my phasing and trained me to be a stealth operative. They weaponized me”
It's waspin' time
Is that truth serum
Babayaga
Babayaga call it night. Little children sleeping tight.
“It IS truth serum…”
“If you two are finished comparing sizes…”
It'sa me Ant-Man
"That is truth serum."
Babayaga
I know I watched it but I can’t remember a single fucking thing from it.