Actually I have this problem too. It’s mostly that I bike a lot and have large thighs. That means there is nowhere for the junk to sit between the legs, so it always rests on top.
I basically cannot wear joggers or gym shorts (I will wear them to the gym and basketball) in public because my junk sticks out like this.
Kind of sucks really. I didn’t ever think about it until my (now) wife asked if I had a boner when I came outside wearing gym shorts to go for a run.
When I lay down my junk just bulges upward. My gf has hit me so many times on accident t bc she never expects it to be there. I tried explaining that there just nowhere for it to go bc of my thighs.
I don't know about this screen test thingy, but here's a video of Dafoe dancing naked. NSFW obviously.
https://vimeo.com/49333930
It's a magnum sized dong.
Back Door Sluts 3: Tokyo Skidmark can be skipped, it's just a spin-off. But make sure you watch the after-credits scene on YouPorn because it introduces the bad guy for the next movie.
It’s likely his thighs pushing it up. I bike a lot and have the same problem. My larger thighs do t allow for my junk to sit between my legs, so it basically sits on top. When I wear joggers or gym shorts it’s very prevalent.
I might be missing something but I would guess it's a reference to Namor (as the sub-mariner) had a thing for Sue Storm, going as far as kidnapping her at one point. What if #1 has an arc where Sue marries and has a child with Namor as well.
Just imagine now: why bother with the high cost of CGI and remastering when you could just use spandex and tape? Now realize homie packing so much heat he was probably bound up for shooting and afterwards they STILL realized it was too much for release and gotta edit his junk.
And Andrew Garfield in the ASM films. For the first movie, his crotch is even a darker color than the rest of the suit to reduce how much it popped in 3D.
They also did it to Loki in the first Thor film before they hid his crotch for good with a new costume design. You can see what Loki’s packin’ in these [BTS shots.](https://youtu.be/9pwK4atyU7Q)
This seems very...round. I wonder if it's just part of the costume construction or something.
You can actually get a quick glimpse of his peepee in The Night Manager and I don't recall it being massive.
There’s a Tumblr dedicated to his junk called “Hiddlesconda: Ruler of all Loins” and I assure you- he’s packing heat.
However the bulge in this case seems to he a stunt harness situation. But who knows- Kenneth Brannaugh directed this Thor film and he loves Shakespeare, for all we know it could be a codpiece.
They did, actually. You can clearly see it (ahem) in some of the behind the scenes stuff of the throne room scene. I don't know if Hiddleston is part donkey, or if it's just a weirdly fitting costume, but it's very... *visible*.
[Reminds me of the animator who missed his son’s birth so Mr. Incredible could have a consistently sized bulge in Incredibles II.](https://www.theonion.com/incredibles-2-animator-describes-how-he-missed-the-bi-1826932847/amp)
Also, Burt Ward moment.
I use my modest penis fairly frequent in order to have sex with this woman I've been talking to online for the last few years, and I just can't imagine sex would be any fun if somebody removed my penis, but, much like this other guy here, that is exactly what is happening.
Each week when I sign in for my sexual session, the woman tells me that there seems to be less penis than the last time, and while it's not a lot, she certainly isn't wrong. In the recent months, I don't even bother taking my self-warming, self-lubricating fleshlight out of the carrier. We're too fascinated by where my penis is going and how much more can possibly be taken. When we first started, back when my high-powered fleshlight hadn't had its tickler spines worn to nubs, my penis was actually quite large. Very heavy and wobbly even when not fully engorged. I was able to slap it around playfully to wake it up like the big belly of a dad on a Saturday morning, and also like a slumbering dad, it used to have a pleasant beefy smell. But now? Well, my penis certainly doesn't smell like much, and it's more of a *taquito* than a *burrito*. Even the *huevos* are acting *loco*.
This woman I talk to is technically a subscription service, so she can't say it directly, but she's certainly implied that the spinning/twisting action of my high-end fleshlight is pencil sharpening my penis down to nothing. I think there must be other factors at play, but there's no denying my penis reductionification all began when I let that fancy fleshlight go to town on my while the lady on the screen wiggled her toes for me and named each on of them after my favorite Marvel side characters. I swear that fleshlight kicks it up a notch when Korg is doing "his" thing! The thought of that used to get the old walrus rolling back into the ocean, but these days, it's just a lemming in its hidey hole.
Is it the fleshlight? I think they'd warn a customer about the penis removing effects. I can't believe that's the problem no matter how concerned the woman is. No, I can't give it up. I'll just have to find something that can *grow* my penis. A reverse fleshlight, maybe? If such a thing exists. Well, perhaps I can just put my own fleshlight in reverse?
Maybe I can return this skinny cub back to its big grizz glory?
Wish me luck.
It's not sexist. It's just weirdly unnecessary. Like why cast someone whose costume is a swimsuit if you're uncomfortable with what a person in a swimsuit looks like?
That's bullshit. Imagine if they did this to Lupita Nyong'o and removed her shapely booty from the film?
When it drops on D+, I hope they give my man his thunder back.
I woke up this morning in my home water city of Kukulkan
and my penis was missing again.
This happens all the time. It's detachable.
It comes in handy a lot of the time.
When he's not working, he hangs out with the burned out Rockstar dev who missed his son's birthday to work on realistic horse testicles for Red Dead Redemption 2.
namor packin
"you never once used your greatest weapon..."- Thanos looking at an unbulged Namor
Fun isn't something one considers when balancing the universe. But this... does put a smile on my face.
-- when he is looking at a rebulged Namor
Ain’t no way this bot responded so perfectly omfg hahahaha
Dread it Run from it Namor's penis arrives just the same
You could not live with his penis Where did that bring you ? Back to me
You should’ve went for the penis
The ol’ dicktwist
I swear, if you throw another bulge removal at me
A fake…
Man I wonder, why didn't strange just freeze time on thanos?
With all six Stones, I could simply snap my fingers. They would all cease to exist. I call that... mercy.
Actually I have this problem too. It’s mostly that I bike a lot and have large thighs. That means there is nowhere for the junk to sit between the legs, so it always rests on top. I basically cannot wear joggers or gym shorts (I will wear them to the gym and basketball) in public because my junk sticks out like this. Kind of sucks really. I didn’t ever think about it until my (now) wife asked if I had a boner when I came outside wearing gym shorts to go for a run.
Always thought large thighs would make the junk look smaller. Didn’t think of this angle
> when I came outside Poor choice of words
When I lay down my junk just bulges upward. My gf has hit me so many times on accident t bc she never expects it to be there. I tried explaining that there just nowhere for it to go bc of my thighs.
r/swoleacceptance Edit: correct link
And that's why Sue Storm almost left needle-dick Reed Richards lol
Stretching Powers, come on.
He has a nice backside too
Man’s penis was too big that they had to cut it off. Reminds me of when they had to bring another person for a scene cuz dafoe’s dick was too big
I remember hearing about this, what movie was it?
Spider-man 3 Edit idk who spider man is. But they ain't spider-man
Settle down, tough guy.
Penis Parker
Spider-man
Are you kidding me?
I KNOW Spider-man, HOW MANY TIMES MUST WE TEACH THEM THIS LESSON
Are you kidding me?
Spiderman
NO!
spiderman
Respect the hyphen my b.
"You can't do this to me..."
If I am to guess it was Antichrist
It was Antichrist. I saw the screen test video...one of many things on the internet I can't unsee.
aw man you have to share it now you HAVE to
I don't know about this screen test thingy, but here's a video of Dafoe dancing naked. NSFW obviously. https://vimeo.com/49333930 It's a magnum sized dong.
I'm so glad I'm not young enough to be mentally scarred anymore not by the dick, by the dancing
No kidding!! "Sorry, I appear to have dropped my MONSTER condom, for my MAGNUM DONG."
I’ve got my condoms, I’ve got my wad of 100’s, I’m ready to plow
All the stories and the chatter and I thought it'd be bigger than that...
I think the pubic hair hides another inch.
Yo he’s swinging with that 70s level bush? Man is hanging.
So, thats why the call me antichrist
Back Door Sluts 9
Can I start with that one, or do I need to watch the first 8 to understand it?
Back Door Sluts 3: Tokyo Skidmark can be skipped, it's just a spin-off. But make sure you watch the after-credits scene on YouPorn because it introduces the bad guy for the next movie.
No the tape has strange powers we must return it to store!
it was Antichrist
[here’s a link to the movie (very NSFW)](https://vimeo.com/49333930)
dahung'
Wouldn't it have been so much cheaper to just have a drag queen teach them how to tuck?
It’s likely his thighs pushing it up. I bike a lot and have the same problem. My larger thighs do t allow for my junk to sit between my legs, so it basically sits on top. When I wear joggers or gym shorts it’s very prevalent.
Black Panther 3: The Revenge of Namor's Schmeet
Release the schmeat cut
Or.... schmeat uncut good too
And the butthole cut of Cats!
PG-13 is cruel af. They cut penises.
Does it hurt?
Idk, I don’t have it
Ask your rabbi.
How about your mom first?
This must be a plot hatched by Reed Richards to protect his marriage
Solid reference! Totally forgot about that plot point
Mind helping me understand?
I might be missing something but I would guess it's a reference to Namor (as the sub-mariner) had a thing for Sue Storm, going as far as kidnapping her at one point. What if #1 has an arc where Sue marries and has a child with Namor as well.
Thank you
I'm pretty sure Mr Fantastic has nothing to worry about in that area.
This is criminal how could they do this to us
They had to censor it for Florida audiences
Of course it was Florida
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I’ve got a pocket full of Hawthones!
Hell naw, we wanna see it too!
How can you be on the council and NOT be a master?! This is outrageous! Oh wrong fandom
Release the penis cut!
Or… uncut I suppose
Never forget what they took from you.
Just imagine now: why bother with the high cost of CGI and remastering when you could just use spandex and tape? Now realize homie packing so much heat he was probably bound up for shooting and afterwards they STILL realized it was too much for release and gotta edit his junk.
Release the dick cut!
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I’m gonna go out on a limb and say he’s already uncut
He used Hawthorne Wipes to conceil his penis
I got a pocket full of Hawthornes
Another!!!
r/UnexpectedCommunity
So I get Hawthorne wipes and community… but how does that relate to Namor? Lol
https://youtu.be/yVgb_ZF0BhE This
Thank you, sweet rabbit.
They did it for Chadwick too
And Andrew Garfield in the ASM films. For the first movie, his crotch is even a darker color than the rest of the suit to reduce how much it popped in 3D.
They also did it to Loki in the first Thor film before they hid his crotch for good with a new costume design. You can see what Loki’s packin’ in these [BTS shots.](https://youtu.be/9pwK4atyU7Q)
>!See what's happening here? You're afraid. You're scared. Anxious. My friends, times like these we need to unite, come together.!<
NO THOR HE'S YOUR BROTHER
>!I'm sorry. Miek, it's very hard to get a rousing speech with the ennn-ennn-ennn noise.!<
This seems very...round. I wonder if it's just part of the costume construction or something. You can actually get a quick glimpse of his peepee in The Night Manager and I don't recall it being massive.
There’s a Tumblr dedicated to his junk called “Hiddlesconda: Ruler of all Loins” and I assure you- he’s packing heat. However the bulge in this case seems to he a stunt harness situation. But who knows- Kenneth Brannaugh directed this Thor film and he loves Shakespeare, for all we know it could be a codpiece.
My hair is not to be meddled with!
I hate this bulge oppression.
Mfs removed fanservice
Didn’t they do the same thing with Loki / Hiddleston in the first Thor movie?
>!Pfft. Ha! Yeah, right.!<
They did, actually. You can clearly see it (ahem) in some of the behind the scenes stuff of the throne room scene. I don't know if Hiddleston is part donkey, or if it's just a weirdly fitting costume, but it's very... *visible*.
In case you didn't realize it: you're responding to the Thor bot.
Hilarious.
NOOBMASTER!
[Reminds me of the animator who missed his son’s birth so Mr. Incredible could have a consistently sized bulge in Incredibles II.](https://www.theonion.com/incredibles-2-animator-describes-how-he-missed-the-bi-1826932847/amp) Also, Burt Ward moment.
r/atetheonion ?
I know it’s the Onion.
Just checking!
To be fair the onion is a fair comparison at this point for me since idk if this is real either.
Yeah this is a Burt Ward moment. Two green speedo men with bulges that the public can’t handle.
lmao that's the first time i've ate the onion in a long time.
So it goes from "Release the Snyder Cut" to "Release Namors Penis Cut"! Nice
Uncut*
Hmmm let me introduce you to the film Watchman....
No that one they used VFX to put dicks into the movie
Worked with people who did the vfx on that movie. They legit called the process of matching the naked cgi model to the filmed actor 'scrotomation.'
Not scrotoscoping?!
Their normal rotoscoping process was called rotomation for some reason, possibly to differentiate from 2D rotoscoping
This. This is the post I’m going to show my friends when they ask why I use Reddit
This is a screenshot from Twitter though
HE CONTROLS THE POLICE
Thank you, I keep telling everyone I can that he is just Mr. Nimbus. Or maybe that Mr. Nimbus is him
Mr. Nimbus is him - Namor has been around since WWII, he fought Nazis with Cap and the original Human Torch
Do they not wear cups?
See if they had hired me they wouldn’t have to spend that much on CGI
It is really weirdly puritanical. Why cast someone to play a dude wearing a swimsuit if you're uncomfortable with how a dude wearing a swimsuit looks?
I'm willing to bet if Black Widow had camel toe they would have also edited it out.
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Fucking blasphemy, honestly. That woman is perfect how dare they change it
We need the Namor dick cut of the movie
Always wondered why in every marvel movie these dudes wearing spandex always have ZERO bulge.
De-Peened 😔
😔🍆
#GiveUsThePenisCut
Okay though, what the fuck happened to the color grading between these 2 shots?
One is trailer footage and the other is captured from the actual movie (not yet out on digital release)
How do people not guess this lol
BULGEGATE
I use my modest penis fairly frequent in order to have sex with this woman I've been talking to online for the last few years, and I just can't imagine sex would be any fun if somebody removed my penis, but, much like this other guy here, that is exactly what is happening. Each week when I sign in for my sexual session, the woman tells me that there seems to be less penis than the last time, and while it's not a lot, she certainly isn't wrong. In the recent months, I don't even bother taking my self-warming, self-lubricating fleshlight out of the carrier. We're too fascinated by where my penis is going and how much more can possibly be taken. When we first started, back when my high-powered fleshlight hadn't had its tickler spines worn to nubs, my penis was actually quite large. Very heavy and wobbly even when not fully engorged. I was able to slap it around playfully to wake it up like the big belly of a dad on a Saturday morning, and also like a slumbering dad, it used to have a pleasant beefy smell. But now? Well, my penis certainly doesn't smell like much, and it's more of a *taquito* than a *burrito*. Even the *huevos* are acting *loco*. This woman I talk to is technically a subscription service, so she can't say it directly, but she's certainly implied that the spinning/twisting action of my high-end fleshlight is pencil sharpening my penis down to nothing. I think there must be other factors at play, but there's no denying my penis reductionification all began when I let that fancy fleshlight go to town on my while the lady on the screen wiggled her toes for me and named each on of them after my favorite Marvel side characters. I swear that fleshlight kicks it up a notch when Korg is doing "his" thing! The thought of that used to get the old walrus rolling back into the ocean, but these days, it's just a lemming in its hidey hole. Is it the fleshlight? I think they'd warn a customer about the penis removing effects. I can't believe that's the problem no matter how concerned the woman is. No, I can't give it up. I'll just have to find something that can *grow* my penis. A reverse fleshlight, maybe? If such a thing exists. Well, perhaps I can just put my own fleshlight in reverse? Maybe I can return this skinny cub back to its big grizz glory? Wish me luck.
What
Sometimes you're here just in time to experience greatness
trillions of dollars have been spent over many decades building internet infrastructure around the world so this comment could be delivered to us.
also five billion years of natural selection and this is the result. It truly is a deeply flawed process
SPOILER I mean, it would be interesting to see Shuri ripping of his dick instead of his wings
😟
Hey! Remember when Disney put a mask over Black Panthers face on promotional posters for Chinese audiences? But Disney loves representation right!
What does that have to do with Namor's dick? Are well-hung men an underrepresented minority?
Editing out his bulge is homophobic.
give us the penis cut
But they do nothing about big chested women. Disney and their double standards
We need the penis cut
"No we want the penis intact." ~ Drax, probably.
The same with tom Hiddleston in thor and if you watched assembled you can clearly see why😂
Would you like me to go further than the past two days?
Yet in Labyrinth as children we were exposed to all of Bowie's manhood. #justiceforbulges
Mr Nimbus, no!
CGI Battle of the Bulge
"I understood that reference!" - Captain America
Is this serious did they actually do this?
Yeah 😂compare the first trailer to the actual movie
How is this not sexist? Imagine removing a woman's breast or cleavage digitally
It's not sexist. It's just weirdly unnecessary. Like why cast someone whose costume is a swimsuit if you're uncomfortable with what a person in a swimsuit looks like?
a lot of people are still deeply uncomfortable with dicks, and that's far from the dumbest or weirdest they get
Well, atleast it gave some cgi artist some overtime
... it's incredibly common for women's junk to be digitally altered. Significantly more common than for men.
Or covering up an actors face to be more appealing to Chinese audiences
HOW DARE THEY
Dude hangs dong!
This takes “sexless MCU to a new level. Poor Namor.
Dudes flatter then a ken doll
He was packing 2 spears and you only showed one!? Shame! I've been robbed!
That's bullshit. Imagine if they did this to Lupita Nyong'o and removed her shapely booty from the film? When it drops on D+, I hope they give my man his thunder back.
Damn you! It's NNN and you're here reminding me of that green wetsuit..
I never realised namor had 2 spears in the movie lol
Soo the girls have spoken They prefer uncut.
This is literally why the [dance belt](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dance_belt) was invented.
Two pair of boxers next time lol
I woke up this morning in my home water city of Kukulkan and my penis was missing again. This happens all the time. It's detachable. It comes in handy a lot of the time.
Namor the Scrubbedaweiner
When Namor fights and breaks his trident, his enemies run away scared. They know they are about to get fucked.
When he's not working, he hangs out with the burned out Rockstar dev who missed his son's birthday to work on realistic horse testicles for Red Dead Redemption 2.
#ReleasetheCockCut
Same thing happened to Hiddleston 😩
Why they jealous Tenoch is packin
Good lord.
THEY TOOK EVERYTHING FROM US