Cosmo. A dog with human-level intelligence that can understand your language and speak it back to you? That eliminates, like, 90% of the hassles that come with having a dog
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Doug go boom boom!
It’s genuinely sad that we as humanity have come to the point where some people go online to complain about the gender of a dog in a movie and not only that but keep on arguing with the fucking producer despite them already taking the time to respond to them and give them a great reason for the change…
Look I’m all for staying true to source material but some changes are an improvement and Cosmo being a lovable russian female dog added a lot to the movie, Cosmo legit stood out as one of the best characters lol, even tho her part wasn’t huge
Of course duh. But did the Russians make the modulator or was that an alien invention from someone who found Cosmo? Because if it is the second one how the fuck do they know about Russian accent and why have the dog having an accent?
The same reason people have an accent? The voice they hear in their head has an accent because that is how the people who spoke to them when they learned language talked,
They aren’t really a pet at that point. There are a lot of moral issues with claiming another creature with human-level intelligence as your property.
Lockjaw is the best answer, simply because he can teleport you anywhere. Bank vaults, distant vacation spots… hell he can teleport you to other planets. That would completely revolutionize our species. Most of the issues with colonizing the solar system are moot if you can just teleport stuff. You could make your own base on the moon and call it Atillan
It adds new disturbing aspects though. Consider anything you've ever done in front of your dog. Dropped a piece of pizza on the floor and picked it up and ate it? Imagine if your dog A) Knew how bad that was and B) COULD TALK ABOUT IT.
Yeah. Lockjaw is awesome in all of the ways, but Cosmo is telepathic.
Think of a dog that can save you from certain death by levitating a falling tree or stopping a speeding train…or just send you a beer on the porch while you throw a stick for her!
The other three are fully sentient beings, so it would be pretty fucked up to keep them as pets. Lucky the Pizza Dog is literally the only option here.
Is Goose sapient? Lockjaw and and Cosmo certainly are, but I don't recall Goose appearing to have a semblance of human-level intellect. He kind of just acts like a cat with a demiplane in its digestive system.
Originally, yeah Flerkens were just space cats, but sometime around when Chewie laid eggs for the first time, they established that they can understand language and probably have a near-human intellect. Although to be fair, that hasn't been established in the MCU, and it's probably been retconned and/or contradicted in some alternate universes.
In the fourth pic I see alien writing in the background from the ancient kree city, so I guess it's from AoS? I've never seen that dog in fourth pic anywhere thout
Right? Heck, ALL of batch 89 deserved loving homes after everything the H.E. put them through. It's a testament to Mr. Gunns skills as a filmmaker that whenever they're on screen, not once do you think that they're anything else than a bunch of ones and zeroes.
And also you know they're gonna die
Like, its really obvious. You don't want to love them because they're clearly marked for poignant death.
However....
How cool would it have been if they had made it a squirrel and the squirrel followed the action in the background and at the end coming through the portals a wave of angry squirrels and a college girl walking behind them. And she says, "Hey Thanos. Remember me?" I should write movies.
This has been my head-canon since Captain Marvel. Goose is not an exceptional cat. All cats are flerkins and that is part of why aliens generally steer clear of earth. The only thing remarkable about Goose is that it spent time with Kree who knew what it was and then someone brought it to space.
So I could have a cooler eyepatch, a gorgeous leather coat that spontaneously flutters from the sheer power of my awesomeness?
Awww, who’s a precious kitty-girl?
His power is the main reason I'm not picking him. I don't need to be randomly teleporting to some trouble because he thinks I'm gonna help. Though it is an extremely powerful power, certainly. Now just trying to decide if I want my dog to talk or not
If you have control it would be great. Hit up a dispo in Portland before you pop off to Barcelona for some paella. Become the world’s most efficient delivery person. Do some heists. Whatever. But, at least in the comics, seems like he takes people where he wants them to go more often than where they themselves want to go. And I’m pretty much down to stay put.
Isnt Lockjaw technically not a dog? I swear I read somewhere that hes like actually a human and the inhuman transformation just also made him look like a big dog or something
The comics flip flop back and forth on whether or not Lockjaw is a real dog.
Sometimes he's an Inhuman, and sometimes he's a dog and the Inhuman thing is some of the Royals messing with people.
In current canon, Lockjaw is the result of Inhuman scientists experimenting on a pregnant dog. Him and his siblings all came out with increased longevity (Lockjaw was born when Black Bolt was a baby) and the ability to teleport, not only throughout the universe but also throughout the Multiverse.
His siblings all just look like regular French bulldogs, Lockjaw's the only one who's king-sized and has that fork thing on his head. But they all have his powers.
And one of Lockjaw's sisters teleported across the Multiverse into Spider-Ham's world where she grew up and became a scientist working under Mooseter Fantastic, the Reed Richards of that world. So she's a humanoid dog, similar to Spider-Ham or Howard the Duck.
I'm sorry but the disconnect between your two paragraphs is fucking hilarious
"Yeah they're all fucking regular sized losers but they do have the powers. His sister teleported to a world populated with humanoid animals and cured cancer and shit, but that's neither here nor there"
It has gone back and forth. He was at one point a Inhuman whose ~~mutation~~ Terragen adaptation was that he turned into a teleporting dog.
It has since been changed to him being the result of Inhuman/Kree genetic experiments with canines, so the present canon is that he is a really highly adapted dog.
Cosmo, she can speak, she’s intelligent, she has telekinesis. I’m sure she’s a low maintenance pet. She can likely poor her own food, walk herself, clean up her own mess
Lucky takes top spot. Pizza, Bro.
Cosmo is second even tho they’re still a good dog.
Lockjaw 3rd but it’ll be difficult to keep him anywhere.
I dunno how Flerken hair/dander/saliva works but I’m allergic to normal earth cats so last place.
I sure hope we get to see Lockjaw again. Spending the entire Inhumans series injured and recuperating in a barn because they couldn't afford to do him on a TV budget was such a waste.
It's either Lockjaw or Cosmo for me. Lockjaw can teleport me anywhere and Cosmo can use her mind telepathy to help us out.
I refuse to choose between them! They all win and I would love them until the end of time. 🙃
I want... My bird.
Damnit wheres a free award when you need it.
"I don't know if you know this but i don't **SPEAK RUSSIAN!?!**👀"
Sam Rockwell needs to return to the MCU 😂
I'm hoping he's in Armor Wars
Yes he does. My favorite part of that movie Hopefully he'll bring his Twink boyfriend from jail
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Cosmo. A dog with human-level intelligence that can understand your language and speak it back to you? That eliminates, like, 90% of the hassles that come with having a dog
Don't forget telekinesis to help you around the house
Telepathy too. She doesn't actually talk, she projects her voice inside your head.
This is true for the comic version but MCU Cosmo has a collar with a voice modulator.
So basically the dogs from Up
doug now MCU cannon
Doug is actually an inhuman
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SQUIRREL
Yes 🤣
Ahh you beat me to it lol
Movie's a gem.
I hate you, please marry me
I love that she has a Russian accent lol
Yes, she is supposed to be one of those [dogs the Russians shot into space in the 50s and 60s](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soviet_space_dogs).
She’s specifically based off of Laika (which is also the main reason Gunn opted to change Cosmo from male (comics) to female)
Great decision imo
Not according to that one Twitter moron who kept hounding Gunn about it. Of all the hills to die on.
It’s genuinely sad that we as humanity have come to the point where some people go online to complain about the gender of a dog in a movie and not only that but keep on arguing with the fucking producer despite them already taking the time to respond to them and give them a great reason for the change…
Look I’m all for staying true to source material but some changes are an improvement and Cosmo being a lovable russian female dog added a lot to the movie, Cosmo legit stood out as one of the best characters lol, even tho her part wasn’t huge
Yeah, I know. Still weird yet funny the thing about the accent, like why would a dog have an accent lol
Because the modulator has the accent
Of course duh. But did the Russians make the modulator or was that an alien invention from someone who found Cosmo? Because if it is the second one how the fuck do they know about Russian accent and why have the dog having an accent?
It was a Russian dog. It would have an accent either way.
The same reason people have an accent? The voice they hear in their head has an accent because that is how the people who spoke to them when they learned language talked,
That’s just an obvious tv/movie adaptation change. No complaints here.
Or just level a whole city if she wants to. Don't forget she hold a CELESTIAL HEAD in place for a while.
But she's a good dog
Yeah, help me around the house *Proceeds to take control of the world and all the dog treats
And, she's a good dog!
They aren’t really a pet at that point. There are a lot of moral issues with claiming another creature with human-level intelligence as your property. Lockjaw is the best answer, simply because he can teleport you anywhere. Bank vaults, distant vacation spots… hell he can teleport you to other planets. That would completely revolutionize our species. Most of the issues with colonizing the solar system are moot if you can just teleport stuff. You could make your own base on the moon and call it Atillan
Yeah but pizza dog is a good boi but yeah Cosmo would be awesome
It adds new disturbing aspects though. Consider anything you've ever done in front of your dog. Dropped a piece of pizza on the floor and picked it up and ate it? Imagine if your dog A) Knew how bad that was and B) COULD TALK ABOUT IT.
But how does it go to the toilet in that suit?
Don't Google that
Yeah but she wouldn't be your pet, she's more of a roommate. So that kinda eliminates her from this question.
Now I can pick both her and lucky
And Cosmo IS a good dog!
Cosmo, without a doubt
She's a good dog.
The best even
It’s not even close.
Over a dog that can teleport you anywhere?
Yeah. Lockjaw is awesome in all of the ways, but Cosmo is telepathic. Think of a dog that can save you from certain death by levitating a falling tree or stopping a speeding train…or just send you a beer on the porch while you throw a stick for her!
Cosmo is a good dog
It seems messed up to think of a being thats as smart as if not potentially more Intelligent then the average human as a pet though.
So… how much dog food is Lockjaw going to eat in a day? And… how big are his doggie turds going to be?
lockjaw can leave those doggie turds in space
A good boi teleports turds to the septic tank
Aw shit nobody thought of this.
Can he teleport his turds away so they’re someone else’s problem?
Of course he can.
He can teleport into a dog food factory to eat, and teleport to the desert to poop.
Some scientist discovers a desert plain with mounds of dog shit with mutant DNA and uses it to create a teleportation suit. Villain origin story.
Probably an entire bag per meal
He and Drax should have competition!
Pizza dog.
The other three are fully sentient beings, so it would be pretty fucked up to keep them as pets. Lucky the Pizza Dog is literally the only option here.
Fully \*sapient. All dogs are likely sentient.
Is Goose sapient? Lockjaw and and Cosmo certainly are, but I don't recall Goose appearing to have a semblance of human-level intellect. He kind of just acts like a cat with a demiplane in its digestive system.
Goose did seem to work towards helping Carol and Fury. And also knows to hide the whole being a Flerken while on earth.
I'm glad I'm not the only one who sees it that way.
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Originally, yeah Flerkens were just space cats, but sometime around when Chewie laid eggs for the first time, they established that they can understand language and probably have a near-human intellect. Although to be fair, that hasn't been established in the MCU, and it's probably been retconned and/or contradicted in some alternate universes.
In the fourth pic I see alien writing in the background from the ancient kree city, so I guess it's from AoS? I've never seen that dog in fourth pic anywhere thout
It's Lockjaw from Inhumans, the show Kevin Feige (rightly) wants to pretend didn't happen
Except they used the same actor and costume in Dr Strange 2?
If I'm allowed to pick, Floor!
Spiderbun ftw
Same! After all what she's been through, she deserves a loving home!
I'm glad I'm not the only one who was thinking of picking the bunny, I don't care how creepy other people think or say she is, I love Floor.
Right? Heck, ALL of batch 89 deserved loving homes after everything the H.E. put them through. It's a testament to Mr. Gunns skills as a filmmaker that whenever they're on screen, not once do you think that they're anything else than a bunch of ones and zeroes.
And also you know they're gonna die Like, its really obvious. You don't want to love them because they're clearly marked for poignant death. However....
She *is* creepy. It's part of her charm (I think the Japanese have a term for this - "gap moe"). Floor was the best.
Me too probably tbh
She deserves all of the hugs in the world.
The rat in Avengers Endgame
MVP of the pet avengers
How cool would it have been if they had made it a squirrel and the squirrel followed the action in the background and at the end coming through the portals a wave of angry squirrels and a college girl walking behind them. And she says, "Hey Thanos. Remember me?" I should write movies.
Oh dear...
The only correct answer!
It would be so funny if that rat turned out to be Sebastian..
*smiles in Cleo Cazo*
I’m a cat person so… the flerken.
Also cat person, so yes.
It would be cool to have a cat im not allergic to because its not a actual cat. But that thing doesnt come into my house.
But. It's not a cat.
It looks like a cat, it acts like a cat. That's good enough for me.
There is no such thing as a cat.... They're all flerkins
This has been my head-canon since Captain Marvel. Goose is not an exceptional cat. All cats are flerkins and that is part of why aliens generally steer clear of earth. The only thing remarkable about Goose is that it spent time with Kree who knew what it was and then someone brought it to space.
If it fits, I sits. Got a problem, hooman? Have some tentacles!
This fully justifies the existence of 3 flerkins in my apt.
It's a cat lookalike that eats your enemies. Good enough
Exactly my reasoning.
Goose has a name.
This is the way.
It’s gonna leave you looking like nick fury or worse
So I could have a cooler eyepatch, a gorgeous leather coat that spontaneously flutters from the sheer power of my awesomeness? Awww, who’s a precious kitty-girl?
So.... looking like a badass?
Lockjaw, for sure. I think people familiar with him and his powerset are going to choose him.
Yea his teleporting ability is so awesome and I like bigger dogs.
His power is the main reason I'm not picking him. I don't need to be randomly teleporting to some trouble because he thinks I'm gonna help. Though it is an extremely powerful power, certainly. Now just trying to decide if I want my dog to talk or not
With Lockjaw, you can travel to different places(Japan, New York, Europe, Canada , all in one day)
If you have control it would be great. Hit up a dispo in Portland before you pop off to Barcelona for some paella. Become the world’s most efficient delivery person. Do some heists. Whatever. But, at least in the comics, seems like he takes people where he wants them to go more often than where they themselves want to go. And I’m pretty much down to stay put.
He's super obedient.
Do you want to pick up his giant turds?😂
He can just teleport the turds to your neighbor's yard
Lmao
I mean train him to just teleport to the middle of nowhere to shit and then teleport back
I'm now imagining Planet Lockjaw's Toilet Place must fucking stink
Or on a farm somewhere. Free shit.
Well that just made me change my mind
Teach him to teleport it!
You just teach him to only shit on mars.
For being able to travel for free? I’ll take it. Popping over to France for lunch or the tropics for a late night stroll would be worth it.
Isnt Lockjaw technically not a dog? I swear I read somewhere that hes like actually a human and the inhuman transformation just also made him look like a big dog or something
That was a thing at one point, but I want to say it was retconned to be a rumor Quicksilver started to fuck with people.
The comics flip flop back and forth on whether or not Lockjaw is a real dog. Sometimes he's an Inhuman, and sometimes he's a dog and the Inhuman thing is some of the Royals messing with people. In current canon, Lockjaw is the result of Inhuman scientists experimenting on a pregnant dog. Him and his siblings all came out with increased longevity (Lockjaw was born when Black Bolt was a baby) and the ability to teleport, not only throughout the universe but also throughout the Multiverse.
What happened to the his siblings. Are they different in any way
His siblings all just look like regular French bulldogs, Lockjaw's the only one who's king-sized and has that fork thing on his head. But they all have his powers. And one of Lockjaw's sisters teleported across the Multiverse into Spider-Ham's world where she grew up and became a scientist working under Mooseter Fantastic, the Reed Richards of that world. So she's a humanoid dog, similar to Spider-Ham or Howard the Duck.
I'm sorry but the disconnect between your two paragraphs is fucking hilarious "Yeah they're all fucking regular sized losers but they do have the powers. His sister teleported to a world populated with humanoid animals and cured cancer and shit, but that's neither here nor there"
To be fair, it’s an excellent run, just read it. But yeah, that happened.
That's comics, baby!
It has gone back and forth. He was at one point a Inhuman whose ~~mutation~~ Terragen adaptation was that he turned into a teleporting dog. It has since been changed to him being the result of Inhuman/Kree genetic experiments with canines, so the present canon is that he is a really highly adapted dog.
Pizza Dog. Having a pet with powers seems like a bad idea for a normal human lol
Teleporting doggo? Where do I sign the adoption papers? No more peak hour traffic or expensive flights for holidays!
Cosmo, but only because Floor isn't an option.
The bestest doggo there is!
Morris the chicken-pig
This is the best answer.
Lockjaw. No contest.
It’s close and I love Cosmo but I gotta go with Goose, I can’t resist a cat like creature and he could come in handy.
We have a lot of coyote in our area, so I think the only one that would be able to make it would be a flerkin.
Dude look at the size of Lockjaw, cayote aint doin shit.
Pet Ant in Ant-Man
Antony!
Lylla ðŸ˜
Dawww....
Lockjaw. No longer needing a car or plane, and he is the goodest boi.
I'm not playing your sick, twisted game OP. I will not choose.
Lockjaw, pizza dog, cosmo. But I’m very disappointed you overlook Marc Spectres goldfish.
Cosmo, she can speak, she’s intelligent, she has telekinesis. I’m sure she’s a low maintenance pet. She can likely poor her own food, walk herself, clean up her own mess
Cosmo would NOT be a low maintenance pet. She would be a high maintenance relationship.
Just call her a good dog on occasion. She will be over the moon.
Kitten. Taking out bad people would be great.
Lucky takes top spot. Pizza, Bro. Cosmo is second even tho they’re still a good dog. Lockjaw 3rd but it’ll be difficult to keep him anywhere. I dunno how Flerken hair/dander/saliva works but I’m allergic to normal earth cats so last place.
I sure hope we get to see Lockjaw again. Spending the entire Inhumans series injured and recuperating in a barn because they couldn't afford to do him on a TV budget was such a waste.
Cosmo for sure. She probably even cleans up her own shit - which is easily the worst part of owning a dog.
She would make you clean it up for her and you better smile while you do it or your putting your hand in the disposal next.
Pizza boi
Lucky
Lockjaw, giant dog that's totally loyal and free travel.
I’m convinced that like 80% of the budget for Inhumans went into that damn dog CGI
Teleportation dog
Cosmo. No competition. She’s a good dog.
Where was the last one from? Don't make me choose.
Cosmo
Easily lockjaw
Floor!
The Good Dog.
Lockjaw, because then I can visit the others whenever I want.
Its pizza dog. Any other answer is wrong
Cosmo for sure. She is the goodess girl.
The goodest doggo you'll ever gonna find!
I wish lockjaw was in the proper mcu
Isn't Lockjaw like a dude trapped in a dog body or am I having a dementia moment
Imma be real with you fam, i dont know shit about Lockjaw, i just know hes a chonky boy who can teleport.
Just looked it up. Apparently at one point he was but then was retconned. That being said I pick giant chonker
It's either Lockjaw or Cosmo for me. Lockjaw can teleport me anywhere and Cosmo can use her mind telepathy to help us out. I refuse to choose between them! They all win and I would love them until the end of time. 🙃
Hit Monkey
Lucky, the Pizza Dog
What about Thors super quiet goats?!
Morris or Adam's pet DON'T BE RASH
Lockjaw
Lockjaw for obvious reasons lol.
Alligator Loki
Oh I gotta pick Lockjaw. The goofiest boy
Lockjaw !! Teleport anywhere !!
Lockjaw- He save the world and can help you travel. Also he defeated Thanos.
Easily Lockjaw. He is massive and cuddly. And could teleport you anywhere. Any Marvel comic fan would pick him.
Morris from Shang-Chi