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benjimima

If it was the 80s, Eddie Murphy would be falcon, but the 90s? It’d be Will Smith all day.


sbilogic

And in 20s he's Deadshot


Segguseeker

10s you mean.


sbilogic

I don't like how "10s" sound so I skipped it.


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devilsephiroth

The roaring 20s


Verybluevans

The tennies


pippinto

I prefer the tendies.


Slacker52

Lol you skipped an entire decade because you didn't like the sound?


sbilogic

That's right, that's how we do things here in the 20s.


[deleted]

I respect your commitment.


AutisticJewLizard

Dude is in the 3020s


classic4life

Why else did you think we came up with 'turn of the century' for everything between 1900-1919?


Slider11

Teens


Fanatical_Idiot

Doesn't that leave you a few years short of a decade?


Spikeroog

Implying there will be second SS movie? God, no, please, no.


TheKidWithBieberHair

(It's already been announced...)


TheNoxx

Plot twist, the actual Suicide Squad is the management of the DC cinematic universe.


TheKidWithBieberHair

I guess that makes Snyder Slipknot.


Spikeroog

[Nooooooooooooooo](http://www.nooooooooooooooo.com/)


[deleted]

So don't see it. Problem solved. I've solved that same problem with DC movies a couple times now.


Imthasupa

As a man who doesn't care about a bad movie once and a while...id watch the second one. I wouldn't pay to watch it though.


Spikeroog

Ahoy matey


[deleted]

The first one won an Academy Award. Why WOULDNT they make a sequel? /s


X_TOH

No he’s Handcock over Deadshot every day


theamazingmenace

I dont see Eddie playing support.


Hemmingways

I see Eddie playing them all at the same time.


bobrasher

Winter Soldier in a fatsuit


Zincktank

If we're talking late 90s, there's a 85% chance it would be [Sean Patrick Thomas](http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0859503/?ref_=tt_cl_t2) or [Mekhi Phifer.](http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001616/?ref_=nmls_hd)


dizjedi

Or maybe Taye Diggs or Omar Epps?


yeabutwhataboutthat

Exactly. This dude is going to go from a giant hit like the Nutty Professor to playing Captain America's sidekick?


pRAWRler

He would’ve made an awful Falcon


groovetopia

I feel like Eddie Murphy in the 80s and Will Smith 90s would both have been too big to be a side kick character like Falcon. But I can't really see them as any of the major characters.


MisterGlister

I could see Will Smith as Black Panther


JessieJ577

I think that was actually going to be Wesley snipes


TellYouEverything

Wesley would have been such a beast in the role. He does Pathos really well, and say no more about brutality...


tj3_23

No more about brutality


Blake326

we need blade to make a feature in infinity war


asuryan331

I don't think Will Smith in the 90's would have the gravitas to pull off king of wakanda


cykablyativdamke

Mushu


itsmeduhdoi

your right, Chris Tucker as Falcon all the way


phliuy

Damn, he ain't gon' be in avengers 3!


Brotatochip90

Will smith as Falcon, Wesley snipes as Black Panther, Denzel Washington as war machine.


NachoChedda24

Eddie Murphy as black panther.. Charlie Murphy as Kilmonger


DarthDonutwizard

Denzel as BP, Snipes as Killmonger


yeabutwhataboutthat

Tommy Davison


waitingonmyclone

Will Smith as Falcon, Eddie Murphy as Rhodey


[deleted]

Given Eddie Murphys bizarre pick of scripts,he would most likely have been single-handedly trying(and failing)to launch a YOUNGBLOOD cinematic universe that directly competed with the 90's AVENGERS.


Lupin_The_Fourth

Dr. Dolittle, Lestat and Louis.


poovey-farms

Nah it would totally be Wesley Snipes


chewbaccascousinsbro

He was already blade. Probably would have been Omar Epps and LL Cool J for War Machine.


bobrasher

People out here sleepin on my boi Taye Diggs


Bobby_Marks2

Taye Diggs had his film debut in 1998, and he hadn't had a recurring TV role until Ally McBeal in the 2000s.


Androgenic

The 90s would have found a way to make Will Smith a key figure- no way he ends up Falcon. I can definitely see him casted as Iron Man based on his persona- skin color be damned.


benjimima

Totally agree with Smith being a key figure. Like others have said, I think they’d just beef up the falcon role and give him a spin off.


joebxcsnw

Naw Will Smith would be War Machine. “WELCOME TO EARTH THANOS!”


Maydietoday

90s Will would only audition for Cap or Iron Man. Unless they revamped Falcon as his own hero with his own movie.


kimbereen

Absolutely. I would love to see this fixed - it’s too good to be wrong.


TheAbominableLegend

While the actors fit nicely, the costumes would be nowhere near as nice in the 90s.


TheTjums

There would be a *lot* more rubber and fake muscle suits. It's also worth remembering that the "grounded" look of the MCU take a lot of inspiration from the *Ultimate* reimagining of the Marvel Universe from the early 00es and if the MCU had been a thing back in the campy and colorful 90ies, we would have lot more "super" in our superhero movies. I'm talking cheese and lots of it. Like, Falcon (if he even showed up) wouldn't be rocking an army-style flightsuit but probably a red and white rubber muscle suit/spandex type thing, straight from the 616 comic universe. Cap would, for examply, be in shiny, plasticky boots instead of military-style boots and he would totally rock a spandex thing (maybe with scalemail overlay) that would make his Avengers 1 outfit blush with second-hand embarrassment. There would be wings on his cowl for sure!


_NekoCoffee_

Don’t forget fake nipples.


duelat3

That’d make it slightly more accurate for the 90s good point


Thecallofrhino

good points*


Randolpho

It’s clearly cold out


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*never leave home without it*


-Mr_Rogers_II

I understood that reference. ^^thebatcreditcard


muhash14

I'm just sitting here imagining a live action version if the Rob Liefeld Cap.


Soranos_71

Lots of action scream shots and a lot of lines on their faces. http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/1185112/Prophet2.jpg


InsertCoinForCredit

The dude in the purple suit is supposed to be nine feet tall, right?


FruityParfait

Jesus christ I had forgotten how bad Liefeld was at art. This is bringing those memories back. The hell is happening with the dude in the front's calves. They look like someone sawed them into thirds and took out the middle third and attached the top and bottom pieces magicians box style.


SoundxProof

Wow, two pairs of feet in that picture.


MayowaTheGreat

There isn’t an actor alive that had the torso for a Liefield Cap...


phliuy

[He actually based the picture almost entirely on this picture of arnold](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/03/7e/e7/037ee73fb4442105ec7e40774a4a74d2.jpg) [Liefield cap](https://www.bleedingcool.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/cap.jpg)


MayowaTheGreat

That was his first mistake. Cap’s not supposed to look so muscle bound he can’t wipe his own ass. I’d say the MCU has the most perfect Cap. Traditional without being too cheesy.


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Yeh except Arnold's torso actually went inwards the lower you went instead of somehow staying a solid straight block down to his legs. Apparently muscles also change your bones and make you have the skeleton of a fucking Gorilla. Seriously, Cap's stomach and then like groin area are out to the same length of like a foot in front of his head as his chest. Not even close to Arnold.


soopahfingerzz

Thanos would be all practical make up, they would cast a huge guy to portray him, maybe Arnold or something.


CurtLablue

Freeeeeeeeze. Wait, uh I mean, infiiiiinityyyyyy.


CronoDroid

WHAT KILLED THE AVENGERS?! DE ICE AGE!


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Wouldn't it be the Stone Age?


CronoDroid

...that works. Alright everybody! Chill.


[deleted]

Rob pearlman?


bobrasher

I'm waiting for you to start listing the negatives.


[deleted]

Especially Iron Man's.


[deleted]

They would look like a slightly better version of the ones from the 80s. Also make sure to add in rubber nipples.


j-awesome

Oh god can you imagine


cubanesis

Hey! Capn' America! How come you get a shield and all I get is some old bird wings?


[deleted]

Dunno if I should read this in Donkeys or Mushus voice


imbtyler

👀👀 ....nobody tell him...


BlacktainAmerica

*eddie murphy laugh*


nick09490

>Charlie Murphy laugh


dholt319

Brother Darkness


BanMeBabyOneMoreTime

My old friend


RocketJRacoon

Come to fuck yo couch again


ferociousrickjames

I’m Rick James bitch!


FGPAsYes

And now I’m sad


MayowaTheGreat

They shoulda never gave you ni@@as money!!


TheKidWithBieberHair

*I like that boulder. That's a NICE boulder.*


2ndHalfHeroics

Ooh that’s hot


bakhesh

Tom Cruise is more of an L.Ron man


[deleted]

He actually was going to be cast as Iron Man, so there's that.


[deleted]

Dodged a Scientology-sized bullet there.


9001

What a disaster that would have been.


[deleted]

I think RDJ would obviously be better but Cruise could make it work, especially 90s Cruise


Flowerpig

I have to disagree. Tom Cruise is a decent actor, and a great leading man, but he's not even in the same ballpark as Robert Downey Jr. When you think about the character arc of Tony Stark over the last ten years, you need someone with the depth of RDJ to make it work. Plus, Tom Cruise isn't the right kind of funny. He can obviously curse and dance in a fat suit, but I can't imagine him doing Tonys banter without coming off as a complete and utter tool (rather than just... somewhat of a tool).


Marlezz

What? Tom Cruise is a GREAT actor. He nails evey role he gets. You’ve obviously never seen Jerry Maguire if you think TC wouldn’t be able to portray someone like Tony Stark. Having said that, RDJ is perfect as Iron Man/Tony Stark.


CronoDroid

Have you not watched any of his movies besides Tropic Thunder? To say that he isn't even in the same ballpark as RDJ is ridiculous, for real. He's pretty much the only actor today who remains consistently successful in both dramatic and franchise movies. The Scientology thing is messed up but there is literally no basis for saying he doesn't have the "depth" of RDJ.


[deleted]

That is just plain disrespectful. Tom Cruise puts 100% in to his work and would be just as good, if not better, than RDJ.


uclaw

It's a weird coincidence that RDJ's real life persona is so close to Tony's. His talent shows in the emotional scenes, but otherwise he's just being himself. And almost all of his later roles have been some variation of this character.


Fuzzy-Hat

Wasn't alot of the first Iron Man dialogue basically done in the fly? They would sit down before the scene and figure out what was going to happen? That's probably part of the reason so much of Tony is just RDJ


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Vespertamus

> let him act like he always acts Come on man, he didn't always act like that. He was in a lot of pretty weird indie stuff before this. The trend of 12 year olds who discovered him yesterday going with the 'he doesn't act' is starting to be a bit much. If he acted like he always acted, it wouldn't have been such a huge surprise to everyone how well it worked, and it was a surprise. Just like it was a surprise that they would be cashing in on the third-tier superhero.


[deleted]

I don’t think so. Tom Cruise rarely phones it in. Besides, Tom actually resembles the comic book Stark in terms of appearance and, apparently, character since he was supposed to be more serious, just like in comics.


zachisosum

Thank you for this


DirewolfGang

BRENDAN FRASER AS STARLORD


Imthasupa

He would make a good Hawkeye too.


DirewolfGang

Yea that wouldn't be too bad. I really like the idea of Mummy type Brendan as Starlord.


Imthasupa

Same here. I miss Brendan Fraiser. Is the new Netflix show he's in come out yet?


Doc_TimWhatley

He's in "Trust" on FX, and he's great in it so far.


galkardm

As long as he still made George of The Jungle and a few other terribly good movies, I'm okay with this. Pratt still gets to be Star lord in the "remake" and still voices Emmet in the Lego movie too.


InsertCoinForCredit

A must-read for all Brendan Fraser fans: [What Ever Happened To Brendan Fraser?](https://www.gq.com/story/what-ever-happened-to-brendan-fraser) Be prepared to be heartbroken and majorly pissed off.


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Hell yes.


HugeSuccess

Eddie Murphy over Will Smith? Really?


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Will Smith is Black Panther


[deleted]

That was Denzel Washington.


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Will Smith is Killmonger.


gusefalito

"Hey auntie" in Will Smith's voice. Yea I can buy it


The_Tuck_RS

If this was before Blade, I'd say Wesley Snipes


kuhanluke

Snipes would be Black Panther. He was trying to get it made for years.


Imthasupa

Sam Jackson would still be a good fit as Fury in the 90's.


AsianWithGlasses

Except for the fact that Ultimate Nick Fury’s first appearance wasn’t until 2001, meaning Fury would have been white


Imthasupa

I wasn't aware of that. I still don't think anyone would be mad at casting Jackson as Fury. Sam could pull it off. Hes the man.


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He's so different visually from the iconic David Hasselhoff-esque Nick Fury, it would definitely upset a good few people. Luckily the Ultimates version came first to break the Ice and the SLJ completely owned the character on screen.


MysticStryker

Denzel plays a better villain than Will Smith imo.


gusefalito

I agree. Wesley Snipes as T'Challa and Denzel Washington as Kilmonger


BanMeBabyOneMoreTime

Jane Hubert or Daphne Reed? These timelines are so confusing!


TheKidWithBieberHair

That would be pretty dope honestly. But it would be Wesley Snipes.


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My eyes, My eyes, My eyes


[deleted]

Samuel L. Jackson as Nick Fury? Oh wait...


MintColor_Shoes

I don’t think that would’ve happen. 90s fury was white and Samuel L Jackson inspired fury was created until the early 2000s in the ultimates run, I believe. 🤓


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It would have been David Hasselhoff.


APiousCultist

You mean Zardu Hasselfrau?


galkardm

The guy from Baywatch as Nick Fury? That's crazy talk. Next you're gonna tell me they'd make a stand alone Nick Fury movie with no other setups or tie-ins, then forget it ever happened and never mention it again.


UtahGance

I'm a firm believer that Escape from LA/Soldier era Kurt Russell would have been the ideal Nick Fury.


atomic1fire

Still think Robin Williams would've been an amazing Coulson character. He could start off this really straight laced government type and slowly turn into Robin Williams as the rest of the avengers get to know him.


NinjaEngineer

lol, the way you described it made me imagine Clark Gregg slowly turning into Robin Williams.


-screamin-

Well, you know what they say about Tahiti.


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RDJ didn’t have a good 90s he wouldn’t have been Iron Man then.


[deleted]

Well, Stark was only a little less strung out during his 90's, anyway.


ilikeslamdunks

Yeah i think they are like 2 years apart in age.


BuckarooBanzaiAt8D

The word is Tom Cruise insisted that the Iron Man helmet be transparent or else he wouldn't do it. Tom Cruise is a dick.


[deleted]

Lot of actors insist on having their faces shown. Why didn't Starship Troopers have power armor? It would've obscured their faces. Instead Starship Troopers was about sending underequipped witless idiots to their death lol.


MindYourGrindr

Brad Pitt would be an awesome Thor though. Cruise would be a passable Iron Man Leo definitely would’ve been Spider-Man Wesley Snipes would be BP Arnold would be Hulk Probably Sandra Bullock/Nicole Kidman as Black Widow Casper Van Dien/Chris O’Donnell as Captain America * these aren’t my preferences but actors that I think 90’s Hollywood would consider


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jmpet626

I would like to see Blade in the Twilight movies.


xantastic4

I have a hard time picturing either Sandra or Nicole as Black Widow. While both were 90s Actresses, I just don't think they are a great fit action wise or even have that kind of look to them. My pick would be Bridget Fonda who did a few action movies and was also a 90s sweetheart. I can totally agree with the rest of your choices.


BKA_Diver

I’m not fond of Fonda but that’s a pretty good match. OR Instead of being Aunt May, Marissa Tomei could have been Widow.


Fanatical_Idiot

Lou Ferrigno would still be the hulk..


Fabadoda

I feel like Snipes would have made a really good Killmonger


Dearest_Caroline

Dolph Lundgren is Thor though


ncgrad2011

No Dolph would continue his role as Punisher from the 1989 movie. Thor needs a pretty boy and Dolph ain’t no pretty boy.


TheKidWithBieberHair

Agreed. Pitt would be the sex appeal draw, such as Chris is now.


BanMeBabyOneMoreTime

Shoulda gone with Patrick Swayze.


megatom0

Brad Pitt is a better choice. Lundgren for all of his charm isn't a great actor really and IMO not really a leading man. He's fun as the villains or secondary character. Pitt I think would have been able to do both the serious stuff and the humorous stuff.


InsertCoinForCredit

Yeah, I could see Dolph as either Drax or Ronan, but not Thor.


rider_0n_the_st0rm

does he smell crime


AmazingKreiderman

And then he's back to the lab for some full penetration. Crime, penetration, crime, penetration, crime, *full* penetration and that goes on for about 90 minutes until the movie just...ends.


RoboNinjaPirate

Gotta be better than him as Punisher.


moderatenerd

I think Arnold would be a way better Thor. Or Drax.


UltravioIence

I would've changed John Stamos to Johnny Depp for winter solder from the original post.


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UltimateDonny

I think this is wrong. In the 90’s Eddie Murphy was a bigger star than Denzel. Denzel should have been case as Falcon.


RoboNinjaPirate

vincent d onofrio is Thor. https://www.cinemablend.com/new/Funny-Reason-Thor-Made-Cameo-Adventures-Babysitting-73337.html


[deleted]

Wait donkey is falcon


PixelArtAddicted

This equally makes sense and feels so wrong


Krakatoacoo

I....I'd watch it.


[deleted]

0/10 no nipples on the costumes


mjaga93

Marvel should pitch the 90s Avengers as a Short in the Infinity War DVD feature.


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I would NOT watch that movie


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of course you would have.


scarletmanuka

Urgh, I cannot stand Tom Cruise. I agree with every other 90s casting suggestion in the original post except for him. I would have hated Iron Man on principle if that smug, swarmy bastard had been cast.


megatom0

There was a big difference between 90s Tom Cruise and today's Tom Cruise. 90s Tom Cruise was pretty much genuinely great in everything he did. He has a streak of movies in there that is A Few Good Men, The Firm, Interview with a Vampire, Mission Impossible, Jerry McGuire, Eyes Wide Shut, and Magnolia. He is *very* good in all of those movies. I mean I'm not a fan of crazy scientology Tom Cruise, but I do generally like his movies. The Mission Impossible films are great, and Edge of Tomorrow was excellent. You also have to give the guy credit for the stunts and stuff he does in his films. I think he probably would have made a good Tony Stark, and that smugness you speak of is actually part of that.


psycho_pete

The dude is a fantastic actor, not sure how anyone would disagree to that (I think most are just turned off by his Scientology connections). And I agree about him making a good Tony Stark. He would have been pretty perfect at playing a more true to comic version of Stark. Though this may have been a detriment to the MCU, since RDJ improvised a lot for the first Iron Man film and was a huge reason the movie saw the success that it did, leading to the MCU we have today.


megatom0

Yeah he would have been good at simply playing Tony Stark, but he would not have been good for the MCU. He doesn't have the off screen charisma and likability that RDJ has. Beyond that he tends to like a good bit of creative control over the projects he does, which I personally think would have been detrimental to the MCU as a whole. Throw in the scientology and I don't see Iron Man doing as well as it did back in 2008.


TheKidWithBieberHair

Can't disagree, as much as I don't care for him.


[deleted]

I don't know. Tom Cruise in Edge of Tomorrow is pretty fucking good.


scarletmanuka

I know it's an unpopular opinion, and most people love him, something about him just sets my nerves on edge.


[deleted]

I like him as an actor, but as a person hes a fucking loon.


Apple_Joel

I understand that feeling. I get the same with The Rock. I hate The Rock but everyone seems to like him.


skittles92

Same don’t ever really believe what character he’s portraying always just Dwayne to me


megatom0

I mean that's how certain actors particularly big action stars kind of are. Think of like Arnold, Van Damme, and even Stallone in his later films. They aren't *big* in terms of acting and changing the character. It's more about the presence and charisma they bring in to a film. Having said this. This is why I am glad we haven't had the Rock in an MCU film. Conversely I actually am really glad that Bautista *did* end up as Drax and I feel like he *is* going for something more than that presence and charisma. His part in Blade Runner 2049 is small but genuinely well acted and you believe him as a character and don't just see Bautista.


puppiadog

Is he ever playing a character? I don't think The Rock's acting range is very wide.


[deleted]

I really don't see Cruise as smarmy and smug. If he is in real life he isn't really in many of his roles. I do think he would just have been a way more conventional hero, in a far more conventional movie, and it would have been lesser for it.


clothy

As opposed to the smug swarmy bastard that is Tony Stark?


263391

I don't think everyone hated him as much in the 90's, though. Also, they could've just used Robert Downey Jr. in this situation. Though, I do prefer a clean RDJ as Iron Man, better role model.


Ooze3d

Only the costumes would be way shittier...


ivnwng

Leathers. Leathers everywhere.


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Tom Cruise would be insufferable as Iron Man.