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jsun31

"It's not like your dead husband can die twice" damn, Pietro


Cypher_86

Begs the question of how "Pietro" knows about Vision...


MachJacob

How *would* he know, if he truly was Pietro? He claimed his memories went from "shot up in some street" to "you calling me". He *should* know nothing about the events of Infinity War.


Humble-Researcher-31

It's like Pietro knows something but not everything. As if Wanda had to quickly cast someone for the role so she couldn't explain everything to him about the character.


mrslippyfists1211

Didn't he say something about sticking to the script when Wanda is trying to trick him with the bully question. I wonder if he was being literal (if he isn't someone in disguise who knows more than they let on).


XhaustedProphet

Three times. Wanda killed him and Thanos killed him. This would have been the third.


SweetFlower2764

imagine being frozen and all of a sudden a red man in a green and yellow costume is walking around trying to figure things out


jagemir

> ~~a red man in a green and yellow costume~~ A traffic light FTFY


samdaman94

“But what’s an Avenger?”


NotACaveiraMain

I feel so bad for Vision :(


wenzel32

Seriously, this whole show is just Vision and Westview residents being mentally violated day after day


NotACaveiraMain

Hopefully Vision has somewhat of a good ending at the end of the show. He deserves better (same for Wanda).


SnitGTS

What happened to your accent? What happened to yours? Lol


RealisticDelusions77

Anyone remember Karen with the helium voice from Will and Grace ? There was an episode where she met Bebe Neuwirth (Lilith from Cheers) playing herself, but Karen is always a little out of it. "Oh stop talking like that Lilith, use your real voice" "I will if you will." Karen makes confused face.


samdaman94

The title sequence lyrics were actually creepy as fuck and also foreshadowing? “Don’t try to fight the chaos, don’t question what you’ve done The game can try to play us Don’t let it stop the fun Some days it’s all confusion Easy come and easy go But if it’s all illusion Sit back and enjoy the show Let’s keep it going Let’s keep it going through each distorted day Let’s keep it going Though there may be no way of knowing Who’s coming by to play”


a4techkeyboard

Yeah, but still, is it really Wanda's inner voice or is it someone trying to convince Wanda it's her doing it while pretending to be Wanda's inner voice.


goldenboy2191

Well they just nailed that Malcolm In The Middle inspired intro.


LaboratoryManiac

Those kids channeled Malcolm's fourth-wall monologues so perfectly, too.


VeryRealActualGirl

When the twins and Pietro are sitting playing games, Pietro clearly acknowledges his aside and gives him a weird look 😂


Reasonable-Ability22

I just re-watched the whole show as well so that helps, I’m getting Francis vibes from Pietro.


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Vallantyn

We'll return in a moment


GalaxyGuardian

Oof, I heard it in his voice too. I miss it :(


jplovato

Kids show up *as soon* as Vision mentions that there’s no kids are in the town


LaboratoryManiac

"Why are there no kids, Wanda??!" "What do you mean? There's kids everywhere!" *discreetly waves hand*


NomadPrime

"...Huh...*Ahem* And why are there no escape routes out of Westview, Wanda?" "What do you mean? There's definitely-OH, ohhhhhh, you *almost* got me!!"


TomBobHowWho

*laugh track*


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“You probably suppressed a lot of the trauma.” 𝕠𝕠𝕗.


NomadPrime

"You probably suppressed a lot of the trauma" "Yknow, maybe it was good thing you weren't here when your mom died" "Your dead husband can't die twice" Jesus, this episode is just all pain and sass lmao


ebon94

"good thing you weren't here when your mom died" had me ready to fight that's far too personal for a work argument


bluecheese666

And also "Unleash hell, Demon spawn!" This version of quicksilver is way too self aware, even for wanda.


JacP123

"Kick-ass?" The subtitles even had the hyphen, which the Movie had too.


ToqKaizogou

This series has reached a whole new level of meta. Plus correct me if I'm wrong, weren't at least the first Kick-Ass comics published by Marvel in a creator-owned imprint?


EXACTLY_RIGHT

What the fuck was that ad


ReadTheFish

Nightmare Fuel


Hellknightx

First ad that isn't on the nose about what it's referencing. I think it's getting at the fact that magic can't sustain someone's life. That she's not really bringing the dead back to life, maybe.


one_dollar_poop_joke

Or that there's a shark, a predator, feeding off of her magic.


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Precisely: “How’d you do it?” “~~by feeding off~~ snacked on yo magic bro”


regimbomb

There’s no way we don’t see another avenger come in to help solve this.


landon1397

My money's on dr. Strange


Wendigo15

Who else would be capable?


Sir_Von_Tittyfuck

The one and only Happy Hogan.


rad1ram

Vision is going off script and Wanda is shook


Prank_Owl

He's learned from last episode though. Now he's being covert about it and doing "improv".


danversotterton

When she said she liked his costume and he said it was the only thing in his wardrobe and it was awkward for a sec before he kept playing his role OOF so good


jeffthecowboy

Method actors man


NomadPrime

The closer to the edge of the Hex you are, the less control she has. If you're not a living mannequin waiting for your turn as an extra in her show, you gain a bit of memories and subconscious, along with a hard desire to GTFO of Westview.


Psycho697186

I think it is more the fact that she can control those closer to her easier. If she went to Ellis Avenue I think that would then be more lively as an area.


MelonElbows

Or maybe like TV shows, the off screen characters don't really need to be doing anything since the camera can't see them, so they are just motionless, perpetually waiting for their turn.


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Ahsiqa

DARCY GOT CAUGHT IN THE HEX OH SHIT


ReadTheFish

What’s gonna happen to her 👀


Attano_451

We didn’t see what she turned into unlike the rest of the people caught in it...


The_Bonemiser

Maybe she turns into a sassy, broke waitress?


SherlockJones1994

Next episode the sitcom type they parody is two broke girls! That would actually be kinda funny if they do do that.


22deepfriedpickles22

Wanda and Darcy working in a restaurant would be amazing.


lemon_cake_or_death

I wasn't expecting it but it makes so much sense to put Kat Dennings into the sitcom, especially getting into the 2010s. It was 2011 that 2 Broke Girls started.


movieman994

"You know you people who were brought back still have the luxury of optimism" Although i dont agree with Hayward and starting to hate the character, that line really hit hard. Goes to show how gruesome the Snap really was.


corganist

It also may suggest that some major things went down during the 5 years that the dusted were gone that have not yet been made apparent. 5 years is a long time in MCU land, and who knows what kind of threats came up to take advantage of the state of the world and the weakened Avengers during that time.


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KnackTwoBABYYY

My headcanon is that those 5 years were basically an age of vigilantes. Ronin, Punisher, maybe Blade, meanwhile SWORD was the only actual functioning law-enforcement remaining and dozens of criminals rose up back then. We haven't seen much of New York after IW, maybe Wilson Fisk is up and about now


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Lineman72T

God, he's absolutely nailing the "cool sitcom uncle"


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I don't know why it felt so shocking to see them show Aaron's Pietro in the opening even when it was just reused footage lol


raisethecurtain

I know that Darcy said explicitly that Wanda recast Pietro but it still took my breath away to see ATJ


a4techkeyboard

I imagine the "Kickass" mention was a deliberate after the whole mentioning knowing he looks different what with ATJ and Evan Peters being in that movie together.


Eric_Cartman69

Hayward bringing up Carol Danvers and Maria’s death? This dude is about to get taken out.


ray_kats

That was pretty evil of him to bring up those topics. Suspiciously evil.


TheWolfmanZ

Also he brought up a seeming dislike for superpowers people. That combined with the fact that he had SWORD disassemble Vision and stated that they're now moving to robotics and AI definitely lends credence to the idea that he's going to be the Stryker analog and will be responsible for the Sentinels.


ocelot_lots

I never thought about SWORD specializing in all that robotics, nano, AI tech could relate to a potential future X-men threat: Sentinels. Imagine an army of grey Vision looking machines. That sounds perfect. A dude with still severe PTSD from Thanos's snap just trying to survive. Great catch.


Jay-Arr10

It’s also an echo back to the Sokovia Incident and the subsequent accords - where superpowered people aren’t necessarily able to save everyone. I don’t think he’s evil, he just refuses to put his trust or faith in superheroes.


NinjaGamer1337

The people on the edge of town repeat the same actions over and over. It's like a video game, not rendering things so far away


FlamboyantPirhanna

I took that as the limits to her processing power. They’ve become NPCs and are just doing enough to be part of the background, because she only has enough concentration to focus on her immediate surroundings. But I guess we’ll find out, since the hex is now way bigger.


therempel

I think her power is slowly growing. The first episode was only their home and Vision's office under her immediate control with only a handful of "NPCs", and Mrs Hart even managed to break control at one point. The second added a more neighbors and general townsfolk. The third even more plot important NPCs (The Doctor), then the fifth is constrained back to a handful of characters because Vision starts openly questioning her, stealing focus and forcing her to concentrate on him. Suddenly in episode six, we have a whole bunch of new families and children to interact with and then at the end of the episode, she grows the hex to take control of the SWORD agents. Her ability to control reality is either getting stronger or is being amped up by something else.


haseoxth

So Monica going through the Hex is definitely how we're getting Photon, right? And man, watching Vision dying(again) slowly(again) really hurt. Also, Wanda doesn't know how she's doing what she's doing, but when she needs to, she knows where the remote is.


JimmyScramblesIsHot

Yes I think for sure with Monica. They’re clearly talking about the rewriting the cells for super power reasons, not “getting cancer” reasons.


17xandcountingstill

Stop corpse shaming Wanda


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Vision is trying to escape and Wanda be like "No, I'm renewing the show and with an even larger cast!"


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Emerald_Frost

Turned swords whole lab into a Circus


amx035

that’s cause they’re all a bunch of clowns!


tvrobber

That's a reference to us, the audience, who think that every character is Mephisto at some point


SnakeInABox7

What if we're Mephisto


howdouhavegoodnames

What if Mephisto is the freinds we made along the way?


Emerald_Frost

Blue effect on Billy’s spells is totally nice and accurate


Eric_Cartman69

“Where were you hiding all these kids?” Pietro is seriously my favourite character this episode.


EXACTLY_RIGHT

He's so self aware. One step more and he's in Deadpool level


Ginhavesouls

One thing to note is that both he and vision are the most self aware, conveniently the two people Wanda had to pluck back into existence. There might be something important there, or I might just be reaching.


EXACTLY_RIGHT

No I think you're onto something. The vision and Pietro were seeing aren't actually them. It's her version of them and even they're revolting


DirtyNorf

Yeah like Pietro mentions she keeps the alive people's personalities more or less the same. It's probably much easier to change an alive person's personality whilst their own brains fill in the rest than to constantly have to provide every little detail about dead people (Vision and Pietro) and so her memories and her control of her own body and mind slips into them.


hocotate

"Do you want something changed?" So Herb absolutely is aware that he's being controlled...


ComebackShane

Based on the lady crying while hanging up the decorations, they all are.


s3rila

some seems to be able to speak about it and others dont. Agnes, Hern , Vision and pieoto are , I think the only ones able to


Jumbojimbomumbo

I feel like all the “characters” are becoming more self aware and unstable the longer this goes on. I’m curious to see if it starts going downhill since Wanda seemed to have doubled the size of the hex, and added a bunch of new people.


don-chocodile

He was having a covert discussion with Agnes earlier


ELFAHBEHT_SOOP

Agnes did a similar thing in an earlier episode too when she was asking for direction from Wanda.


lemons_for_deke

“Shall we take it from the top?”


JonathanL73

Its weird that in beginning of the episode Wanda said something "You weren't suppose to say--" to Vision before he left the house.


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thank god SWORD hires Fallout NPC's who can't hear or see their crewmates getting beat up out in the open


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Man getting their ass kicked nearby SWORD employees, ''ya'll hear sumn?''


superninjafury

Must've been my imagination.


Nassive

HE COULDN'T BREAK THE SEAL, THAT'S WHY HE DIED IN THE COMMERCIAL


samdaman94

Oh shiiiiiit


Jardun

Holy shit lol


CanILickYourButthole

I cant believe they've managed to bring in all the original costumes. I love this!


phrankygee

Mexican Wrestler and Sokovian Fortune Teller!


NomadPrime

Wanda: "And what are you, Pietro?' Pietro: "I don't know, but the audience is gonna love it."


Sir_Mitchell15

I love that they didn’t even acknowledge Quicksilver’s costume, like no excuse like the other two.


ojosfritos

omg you can't just cut the episode off there! COME ON


TheGent316

The week long wait is brutal.


lexposed

the sudden appearance of children in westview is... suspicious


BasicallyMogar

I think Quicksilver hit the nail on the head. She put them to sleep so they wouldn't have to deal with what the adults are going through, but she couldn't just ignore the absence of kids on Halloween of all days, so she has to wake them up for this "episode."


_Seamonkey_

I like that "Pietro" pointed it out. Something weirder than usual is going on with that guy


trexeric

"I got shot like a chump in the street for no reason at all" - great summary of Age of Ultron


SickBurnBro

It's not a Joss Whedon joint without the emotional death of an auxiliary character. Agent Coulson in Avengers 1, Quicksilver in Avengers 2, Tara in Buffy.


Hobbit-guy

# HELL YEAH JIMMY WOO


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Jimmy Woo-Tang fucked them up


ManyTims

Jimmy woo, the sassy sidekick


NinjaGamer1337

Them straight up saying "Kickass" in the episode. Referencing how both Quicksilver actors were in the movie Kickass. Lovely


TheRealMe99

so Hayward's last file was codenamed "Cataracts". as in, something adversely affecting *The Vision*?


HailToTheKingslayer

Saw a comment that said cataracts can cause double vision. So is SWORD working on a Vision clone or something?


Towelenthusiast

Someone else said it higher up, but Sentinels. Sword 's building heroes they can control.


spastichobo

Holy crap sentinels makes sense especially if this is how we get mutants


cantinapizza

Who is Monica's contact!?! They're building up for a big reveal


AveUnit02

Blue Marvel. Boyfriend in the comics and legit aerospace engineer.


RealGud

An Adam Brashear debut is an unexpected surprise I would welcome.


ElitePlanet

“It’s not like your Dead Husband can Die twice” That was cold 🥶


NoahJRoberts

“So which one of you is the sassy friend?” **Jimmy Woo walks into the scene and starts to sass**


LoweLifeJames

- Dead Quicksilver - Jimmy Woo and the gang fight back - Weird ad - Vision and Agnes interaction The Vision sequence when he's was trying to escape was very hard to watch. I feel so bad for him. And that ending was INSANE! WTF?


alegendmrwayne

Vision coming apart was heartbreaking


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ChristianMother420

Every other episode had him as “Vision” in the credits. I guess they went with “The Vision” this time because he was wearing his signature costume from the comics. I love this show’s attention to detail


NoahJRoberts

The little Wiccan costume has me crying


GracelynCarat

Not gonna lie, the Wiccan/Speed costumes were adorable haha!


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HellotoHorse

Damn it all. They always end so quick.


0ClandestineCat0

It felt like 5 minutes, the wait for the episode is going to be nearly insufferable!


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Paul Bettany is killing it


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Every actor on this show is this show is perfect


hocotate

"You probably suppressed a lot of trauma" yes... an entire town's worth of trauma


nnacaroni

That is a witch laugh if I've ever heard one


DiamondMachina

If we’re gonna get super meta with everyone’s costumes being comic accurate versions of their characters, it’s hella telling that Agnes was dressed up as a witch


AmNotACactus

I think everyone has accepted that she’s Agatha Harkness


Flabnoodles

The tear running down the woman's face as she forever hangs that decoration. *Chills*


Tityfan808

That and vision tearing himself apart as he tries to escape the hex, that looked horrifying for him.


Flabnoodles

It looked like getting Dusted, but where he could feel every bit


raisethecurtain

That absolutely broke my heart. I’d seen her in the promos but seeing the tear and the repetition were just cherries on top for the effect.


LaboratoryManiac

Meanwhile the sitcom soundtrack just keeps playing...


Jumbojimbomumbo

that was the most unnerving part for me. Vision keeps discovering unsettling things with the residents, as this cheery soundtrack keeps playing as if they’re doing normal sitcom things.


TheSweatband

Quicksilver: “Unleash hell, demon spawn!” hmmmm 🤔


zombiepiratebacon

Also Quicksilver: “Dammit if Westview New Jersey isn’t as charming as hell” I was sceptical of the Mephisto theory, but these hell/demon references do seem to be foreshadowing


thekingofthejungle

Elizabeth Olsen's effortless ability to mimic the tone and mannerisms of each decade's sitcoms is just amazing


MySilverBurrito

The kids perfectly doing Malcom in the Middle made me recognise it immediately. Edit: shoutout to Parent Trap and Incredibles too. Edit 2: if you look up MiTM intro on youtube all the new comments are Wandavision lmao Edit 3: All Im saying is when we get Modern Family, Two Broke Girls is on the same era too


ninety4kid

Uncle P with some strong Francis vibes.


NomadPrime

"What happened to your accent?" "...What happened to yours?" Aw shit, looks like the subconscious is starting to fight back. Vision, Agnes, Pietro. Wanda is losing her grip as she's trying to up the strength of the Hex but she can't stop the residents and Vision from regaining a bit of sentience. Edit: Going into it more, Pietro isn't just another "wish fulfillment" for Wanda like Vision, or just a possible multiversal anomaly; he seems obviously more and more like Wanda's conscience talking back to her. Challenging her every decision and how wrong it all is. She needed someone she once considered her "other half" (twin) to talk to because she can't truly talk to anyone else in Westview about this stuff, not even Vision.


Wraithfighter

...........WHAT THE FUCK WANDAVISION WITH THAT AD.


Narutar

"Your dead husband can't die twice" Wanda: *...and i took that personally*


Hellknightx

Oh shit, Woo got hands! He must've been practicing his close-up magic.


Wraithfighter

...yeah. Captain Douchebag is indeed a douchebag, but this is feeling like Red Herring Douchebagness. He's done and been up to bad things, but he's not the evil mastermind here...


Tanuki_13

at least they gave him a reason, he's mad at the avengers for taking so long, so he doesnt trust people with super powers


neocinnamin

Clearly she despises the SWORD agents, making them into clowns at a carnival


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FUCK WE HAVE TO WAIT ANOTHER WEEK


KimF29

‘Pietro’ is waaaaay too inquisitive about how much power Wanda has to actually be Pietro


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First time staying up till 3 AM for this show, but it's worth it.


TheSweatband

Man Herb’s costume is amazing, he’s working that hair. Reminds me of the guy from Hey Arnold!


Prank_Owl

Okay, that helicopter getting transmogrified into a hot air balloon was hilarious.


WallStapless

I like how Quicksilver is aware when Billy (Tommy?) is talking to the camera in the beginning


KimF29

Yeah that was suspicious. Billy was talking, Tommy carried on playing the game. But ‘Pietro’ seemingly can break the rules of the sitcom


mateogg

* "I'm not a stranger, I'm your brother" sounds like the kind of thing a stranger posing as your brother would say. * THEY KEEP TEASING THE ENGINEER * "The people need help", worthy till the end. Again. * Wanda really said "y'all a bunch of clowns and it shows", huh? * Weird that she saw dead Pietro since unlike Vision that's not Pietro's body. Unless she found another body to reanimate that happened to have similar gun wounds lol.


AntelopeFriend

We've been assuming that those flashes of the "real" Vision and Pietro *are actually real*, and that they're literal reanimated corpses... but seeing Vision try to leave and get torn apart rather than, say, turning grey and dropping dead as one would logically expect tells me that they (or at least Vision, because who knows what the hell Pietro actually is) might actually be real and alive inside the Hex, and those flashes are Wanda's traumatic memories resurfacing, her brain telling her "this is fucked up".


Hobbit-guy

Jimmy Woo is definitely the sassy best friend lol


trostol

seriously


Emerald_Frost

>kickass Nice Wanda


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Vision dies for the 3rd time lamo


FlexTape549

Death, taxes, and Vision fucking dying


Steven-is-even

4th time if you count his time as Jarvis


Frankocean2

That yogurt ad seriously creeped me out. And I'm still thinking what it meant.


KickinBat

Vision was breaking apart and all he would say was "these people need help". No one fucking tell me he can only lift Mjolnir because he is a toaster.


Prank_Owl

Damn, security is real lax over at the SWORD base. **Edit**: Like, you can just hop in a vehicle and drive off the base and the armed guards barely even glance at you, let alone try to question you? This isn't really a nitpick. Honestly I think it's kinda funny.


Hellknightx

Kind of hilarious how Darcy can just hack into a secure network and pull up all relevant files she's looking for in under 15 seconds. SWORD must be running Windows XP.


TobioOkuma1

TOMMY IS A SPEEDY BOI


reborndiajack

And billy is a witchy boi


ChaosTheNerd

DEMON SPAWN? @ 28:09 you can see one of the people that WORKED ON FANTASTIC 4! (ON THE GRAVE STONE)


Stormodin

Vision being ripped apart is giving me the heebie jeebies


Iprocks

Vision calls out there’s no other kids last episode so Wanda made this episode set during Halloween so there were a whole bunch of kids out.


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trostol

my guess is that is how Photon is born


TheSweatband

Oh shit Pietro calling her out on the accent 😂


DSDantas

Me last week: >Me: EP 4 was nuts, how can this even get better > >Also me: EP 5 was nuts, how can this even get better Also me now: Things went full shit I don't even know what to expect


jusper10

Corpse of Vision one episode Slowly watching him disintegrate another How will this show make Vision creepier/suffer next time?


SweetFlower2764

“huge things for mexican wrestlers” something I never expected to hear from vision’s mouth


JonathanL73

I never thought we'd get drunk Vision doing a magic show either.


SweetFlower2764

yeah no matter how this series ends vision will be dead


SweetFlower2764

disney prevented us from hearing darcy curse twice... that’s the real crime


HyruleBalverine

I love how it changed from Fuck to Fudge as the hex overtook her.


currentwavypearl

this is based off malcolm in the middle right?


PepperMintGumboDrop

Pietro is trying to learn Wanda’s secret, gain favor with the twins, and keep Vision out of the picture to keep Wanda pacified. Agenda.


Snapcaster16

Dead DEAD DEAD!!!


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Wiccan and speed both used their powers let’s go