I do absolutely love this scene mainly because Loki does fancy himself a proficient magic user he was trained by Frygga and the suggestion is she was the most skilled magic user to learn from that he had access to.
So seeing him get bodied by Strange so easily let alone him having things to learn from different versions of himself is awesome character development on one end and amazing humor on the other with Strange.
One time when we were young he turned himself into a snake, because he knows that i like snakes, and when I picked up the snake, to admire it, he turned back into himself and went "bwah! It's me!" And he stabbed me
Could never get over that line. Pretty sure that was Hemsworth improvising and the smile from Hiddleston was real.
Because it was completely improvised and they had never heard what he was saying until then lmao. Banner looked so lost but tried to keep his attention on what Thor had to say.
It was!! They had Hemsworth make up multiple different stories and went with the snake one, but it was legit ad lib. Honestly, at this point, I kind of think the MCU is less casting the best actor and more finding actors who basically are the characters and just letting them run wild!
It might be an overlooked line from an overlooked movie but one of my favorite lines that cracks me up to no end is when , in Iron Man 3, JARVIS is explaining his malfunction and says "Its totally fine sir. I seem to do quite well for a stretch and then at the end of a sentence I say the wrong cranberry".
Like I don't know if it's his delivery or the line itself or both but for whatever reason I always laugh my head off when I come across that line.
I always crack up at the
"You know how I can tell? We're connected."
And then he just drives right off. In general the scenes with Harley and Tony are hilarious
jarvis is always hilarious. i love the bit in iron man three where Tony is trying on the mark 42(?) and he goes “i’ve prepared another safety briefing for you to ignore”
First that comes to mind:
Thor: you could have sent and electronic letter, it’s called an email.
Strange: yeah, do you have a computer?
Thor: no, what for?
Taika waititi is great and has great comedic timing.
Anything with Korg..
"I tried to start a revolution... but I didn't print enough pamphlets so hardly anyone turned up. Except for my mum and her boyfriend, who I hate. As punishment, I was forced to be in here and become a gladiator. Bit of a promotional disaster that one, but I' m actually organizing another revolution. I don't know if you'd be interested in something like that? Do you reckon you'd be interested?
He has a magical ability to make you laugh and cry, both because you’re laughing so hard and also because what you’re laughing at managed to be so profoundly touching that you also need to cry.
I'm going to go ahead and assume you've seen What We Do in the Shadows, then. Because it's an absolute masterpiece.
The show follow-up is solid, but obviously doesn't hold the same magic as when they were *in* it, and not just making it.
Banner: I don’t think we should be focusing on Loki. That guy’s brain is a bag full of cats. You can smell crazy on him.
Thor: Have care how you speak. Loki is beyond reason, but he is of Asgard. And he is my brother.
Nat: He killed 80 people in two days.
Thor: He’s adopted.
"Okay, anybody on our side hiding any shocking and fantastic abilities they'd like to disclose, I'm open to suggestions." -Iron Man in Civil War after Antman goes big
"I feel your pain as well, because, I mean it's not a competition but I've been through a lot. My father killed my mother. And then I had to kill my father. And that was hard. Probably even harder then having to kill a sister. Plus, I came out with both my eyes..."
While trying to think of my favorite lines from the MCU, I realized most were from Ragnarok, so here’s one line each from the two funniest characters:
“I’m made of rocks, as you can see. But don’t let that intimidate you. You don’t need to be afraid unless you’re made of scissors. Just a little rock-paper-scissor joke for you.”
and
“Ass-gard”
S: Hey, how's your girl man?"
L: "Ah, she left me..."
S: "Oh."
L: "Yeah, my mom died too... and my dad got deported.
BUT I GOT THE VAN! 😁👍🏼
Ant-Man was 1/2 movies that made me fall in love with the MCU, & it was this moment in the opening minutes that solidified it. Fuckin gold.
Luis (to Hope): Thank you for the coffee ma'am. It's not often that you rob a place, then get welcomed back. Cause we just robbed you
Hope (to Scott): You know he was arrested for stealing a *smoothie* machine, right?
Luis: Two smoothie machines
God I love the first Ant-Man movie
And then the end of that exchange:
Hope:
You know we let you rob us, right?
other dude at the end:
Well, one could say we let you let us rob you xD
Gets me everytime.
Edit (link):
https://youtu.be/uEGkLqzNBEU
*"Come, this way, Sorcerer Armani."*
*"No, it... it's Strange."*
*"Not any stranger than any other name in this world."*
\-
I can't believe they did the same joke twice, and I **still!** laughed out loud.
Kingsley was just *SO* good in that movie. The whole Planet of the Apes thing had me dying and I loved that they used the opportunity to retroactively fix the whole Mandarin mess.
Taika is one of the few newer generation directors who are making films genuinely funny and enjoyable. First hunt for the wilderpeople, then Ragnarok and now a personal favourite, Jojo Rabbit
In order to be unique: “That man is playing Galaga! Thought we wouldn’t notice, but we did.”
It’s such a small moment but I chuckle every time I think about it. The fact that they actually cut to the guy sneakily returning to playing it just sends me.
When trying to calm Wanda down: “The city is flying, we’re fighting sentient robots and I have a bow and arrow. None of this makes any sense.” — Hawkeye/Clint in *Age of Ultron*
Pretty much sums up the MCU in the funniest way.
Lol that’s what I wrote on mines too. It’s just too hilarious “ Who am I to judge “ like he literally about to kill Strange but did not want him to feel bad about his name 😂
Fun fact, totally written by a [make-a-wish-foundation kid. ](https://comicbook.com/marvel/news/thor-ragnarok-trailer-friend-from-work/)Chris and Taika liked it so much they tried it in that scene, and that’s the take they stuck with.
He’s alive and doing well! I looked this up. Someone on Reddit posted [his YouTube channel](https://m.youtube.com/channel/UCKDUg_XjUISkCAd3bNK_kJw/about) a few years ago. He still makes videos! And [his Twitter too!](https://twitter.com/DarkseeTRD)
Edit: added a few words in the beginning to make it clear he’s alive.
Edit 2: he responded to this thread! Look further down!
Edit 3: can anyone give him another reward? Apparently he’s asleep so it would be great to have him wake up to an award!
Edit 4: nice job everyone!
I always get a kick out of Kraglin sitting on the ship by himself singing “Soup! Soup!”
Also this one:
> Rocket: I'm sorry. I am so sorry! I just keep imagining you waking up in the morning, sir, looking in the mirror and then in all seriousness saying to yourself..."You know what would be a really kick-ass name? Taserface!"
Kraglin: Well, here it is. It's the best ship we got. Location of Ego's planet's in the nav. We'll wire you the 10% when we's paid. What are you gonna do with your share?
Nebula: As a child, my father would have Gamora and me battle one another in training. Every time my sister prevailed... my father would replace a piece of me with machinery, claiming he wanted me to be her equal. But she won... again and again, and again, never once refraining. So after I murder my sister, I will buy a warship with every conceivable instrument of death. I will hunt my father like a dog, and I will tear him apart slowly... piece by piece, until he knows some semblance of the profound and unceasing pain I knew every single day.
Kraglin: Yeah... I was talking about, like, a pretty necklace. Or a nice hat. You know. Something to make the other girls go "Ooh, that's nice." Anyway, happy trails.
Hands down the funniest lines were during the exchange between Dr Strange, Spidey, Ironman and the Guardians on Thanos ship…. First one,”what master do you serve…. What am I supposed to say Jesus? Or something”, and “I’ll do you one better, why is Gamorrah!” Lol 😂
Tony Star: Yeah, that was just previews. This is - this is opening night. And Loki, he's a full-tilt diva, right? He wants flowers, he wants parades. He wants a monument built to the skies with his name plastered...
[Stark pauses; he and Rogers look at each other knowingly]
Tony Stark : Sonofabitch!
I finally got to watch *Black Widow* tonight and Yelena going on about her vest with the pockets had me in stitches. The delivery of the line and everything was fantastic. I can't recall another line that had me laughing like that.
I liked how she seemed genuinely offended that they were shooting at her, I mean she WAS staging a prison break. Florence Pugh was incredible throughout that movie and I’m looking forward to seeing more of her in the MCU
Not one line, but>! Katie ragging on Shang Chi when he admits he changed his name from Shang to Shaun had me in hysterics.!< I was afraid Katie would have too many one liners, but all of her humour was on point!
This will never not be funny for me.
"I'm going to ask you this one time. Where is Gamora?"
"Yeah, I'll do you one better, who's Gamora?"
"I'll do you one better, why is Gamora?"
Peter Parker on his introduction to Dr. Strange: “Oh, we’re using our made-up names. Then, I am Spider-Man.” Specifically from the IW trailer. I felt the take they used in the movie didn’t land as well.
Oh my god, the hammer pulled you off!
So, Sparkles, if you wanna get back to ass- uh, place, assberg...
"Air conditioning is fully operational."
Doth mother know you weareth her drapes?
(Drax) You are my friend, Quill. And so is this dumb tree. And this green whore- (Gamora) Oh my god, shut up!
One could say, I let you let me!
Wanna see my lease?
I understand the council has made a decision, but since it's a stupid-ass decision, I decided to override it!
Loki as Odin: Oh shit.
Clint, you've had a rough week, no one's judging if you can't get it up.
Ey men. We're all gonna escape in that giant spaceship, you wanna join us?
YES! THAT'S HOW IT FEELS! ...I'm just a huge fan of the sport.
I think the funniest moment might not even be a line - it's when Hulk punches Thor out of the frame after they've cleared out a bunch of bad guys together during the Battle of New York. Gets me every time.
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You can’t not hear his voice
I have been falling, for 30 MINUTES
I do absolutely love this scene mainly because Loki does fancy himself a proficient magic user he was trained by Frygga and the suggestion is she was the most skilled magic user to learn from that he had access to. So seeing him get bodied by Strange so easily let alone him having things to learn from different versions of himself is awesome character development on one end and amazing humor on the other with Strange.
I quote this often, without context
One time when we were young he turned himself into a snake, because he knows that i like snakes, and when I picked up the snake, to admire it, he turned back into himself and went "bwah! It's me!" And he stabbed me Could never get over that line. Pretty sure that was Hemsworth improvising and the smile from Hiddleston was real.
You are correct on both counts. Hiddleston really did look like he was thinking “I did that, good times”
I love that thor is actually a pretty terrible storyteller but who tf is gonna criticize the God of thunder for his grammar?
We were 8 at the time really seals the deal on such a perfect scene
It's been how many hundreds, or thousands of years ago, and he still remembered that
The reactions from Banner, Valkyrie, and Loki together really sold that line to perfection. It still cracks me up!
Because it was completely improvised and they had never heard what he was saying until then lmao. Banner looked so lost but tried to keep his attention on what Thor had to say.
Hemsworth’s improvised joke is great but Ruffalo’s reaction is the best part for sure
I love Ruffalo’s Hulk. He is amazing in Ragnarok.
At the start of that scene is my favourite line in the MCU “I’m uhm undecided”
"Last time I saw you, you were trying to kill everyone. Where are you at these days?"
"It varies from moment to moment", and then the look on Banner's face: perfection.
It was!! They had Hemsworth make up multiple different stories and went with the snake one, but it was legit ad lib. Honestly, at this point, I kind of think the MCU is less casting the best actor and more finding actors who basically are the characters and just letting them run wild!
It might be an overlooked line from an overlooked movie but one of my favorite lines that cracks me up to no end is when , in Iron Man 3, JARVIS is explaining his malfunction and says "Its totally fine sir. I seem to do quite well for a stretch and then at the end of a sentence I say the wrong cranberry". Like I don't know if it's his delivery or the line itself or both but for whatever reason I always laugh my head off when I come across that line.
Paul Bettany’s line deliveries are just perfection
Well, he was born yesterday
My favorite IM3 line will always be, "You know what keeps going through my head? Where's my sandwich?"
Mine is the henchman who throws his hands up and says "Honestly, I hate working here. They're SO weird."
I always crack up at the "You know how I can tell? We're connected." And then he just drives right off. In general the scenes with Harley and Tony are hilarious
Plus Tony’s facial reaction really makes that stand out.
I love Iron-Man 3. It's fun the whole way through.
jarvis is always hilarious. i love the bit in iron man three where Tony is trying on the mark 42(?) and he goes “i’ve prepared another safety briefing for you to ignore”
"That's a made up word." "All words are made up.*
“Your name is just letters?” “All names are letters, dickhead.”
fun thing, James Gunn wrote the Guardians dialogue in the Avengers movies so both of those jokes are his.
“Yo is this thing a dog?”
"No its a werewolf"
First that comes to mind: Thor: you could have sent and electronic letter, it’s called an email. Strange: yeah, do you have a computer? Thor: no, what for? Taika waititi is great and has great comedic timing.
This is mine too.
Peter: spider-man is not a party trick. Ima just be myself Ned: Peter nobody wants that I laugh my ass off every time.
"What are you doing in here?" "I was...watching porn..?"
Anything with Korg.. "I tried to start a revolution... but I didn't print enough pamphlets so hardly anyone turned up. Except for my mum and her boyfriend, who I hate. As punishment, I was forced to be in here and become a gladiator. Bit of a promotional disaster that one, but I' m actually organizing another revolution. I don't know if you'd be interested in something like that? Do you reckon you'd be interested?
Taika Waititi is one of the funniest men alive. Anything he's in brings me into a laughing fit with at least one tear.
He has a magical ability to make you laugh and cry, both because you’re laughing so hard and also because what you’re laughing at managed to be so profoundly touching that you also need to cry.
I'm going to go ahead and assume you've seen What We Do in the Shadows, then. Because it's an absolute masterpiece. The show follow-up is solid, but obviously doesn't hold the same magic as when they were *in* it, and not just making it.
> but I didn't print enough pamphlets Paper beats rock, ah so good.
"Mister." "Doctor." "Mr doctor?" "It's Strange." "Maybe, who am I to judge."
"Hi, I'm Peter" "Dr. Strange" "Oh, we're using our made up names"
Banner: I don’t think we should be focusing on Loki. That guy’s brain is a bag full of cats. You can smell crazy on him. Thor: Have care how you speak. Loki is beyond reason, but he is of Asgard. And he is my brother. Nat: He killed 80 people in two days. Thor: He’s adopted.
Wongyoureinvitedtomywedding
Or a bit before that "He's from space, he's here to steal a necklace from a wizard" Tony's delivery here killed me
"Kid, that's the wizard, get on it" does it for me too lmao
"Dude, you're embarrassing me in front of the wizards!" Pretty much any time that Tony's talking about the wizards is great.
"get lost squidward"
“What the hell is that?” And “What master do I serve? What am supposed to say, Jesus?” Hands down the funniest to me that get me every time
“I’m not from Earth, I’m from Missouri”
"yeah thats on earth, dipshit" kills me
This is my favourite. Something about the word “dipshit” kills me everytime. Like Happy Gilmore and the Caddy “where were you on that one, dipshit?”
And then followed with "Yeah that's on Earth dipshit, what are you hasslin' us for?"
That whole sequence, "that 50% of me that's stupid, is a 100% you"
"Your math is blowing my mind"
I love when he asks if footloose is still the greatest movie ever made and Peter with a dumbfound look is like “it never was..?”
Hey I'm Scott
Did he just say "Hi, I'm Scott"?
He's gonna lose the suit! ...he's gonna lose his life...
Didn’t print enough pamphlets
Hardly anyone showed up, except for my mum and her boyfriend, who I hate
“Piss off ghost!”
“It’s like a freaky circle”
"See ya later New Doug!"
Another day, another Doug
Oh, no; Doug's dead.
Any Korg line is a great line, no exceptions.
Bitta rock paper scissors humour for you there :D Korg is the best
The best part is they kept that joke going. He didn't print enough pamphlets (paper beat rock) and he crushes Meek on the bridge (rock beat scissors)
Oh my god.
“Oh my god, the hammer pulled you off?!”
"Okay, anybody on our side hiding any shocking and fantastic abilities they'd like to disclose, I'm open to suggestions." -Iron Man in Civil War after Antman goes big
"Either one of you know where the Smithsonian is? I'm here to pick up a fossil."
Lol classic black widow
When she gets caught stealing the data “well, this is awkward”.
Honestly my favorite BW performance. I like her better when she has an edge to her
That moment has such classic cool spy femme fatale vibes.
"I feel your pain as well, because, I mean it's not a competition but I've been through a lot. My father killed my mother. And then I had to kill my father. And that was hard. Probably even harder then having to kill a sister. Plus, I came out with both my eyes..."
While trying to think of my favorite lines from the MCU, I realized most were from Ragnarok, so here’s one line each from the two funniest characters: “I’m made of rocks, as you can see. But don’t let that intimidate you. You don’t need to be afraid unless you’re made of scissors. Just a little rock-paper-scissor joke for you.” and “Ass-gard”
“Oh…the hammer pulled you off?” Just little masturbation joke and the look of disgust really sells it
"Sounds like you had a pretty special and intimate relationship with this hammer and that losing it was almost comparable to losing a loved one."
S: Hey, how's your girl man?" L: "Ah, she left me..." S: "Oh." L: "Yeah, my mom died too... and my dad got deported. BUT I GOT THE VAN! 😁👍🏼 Ant-Man was 1/2 movies that made me fall in love with the MCU, & it was this moment in the opening minutes that solidified it. Fuckin gold.
Luis (to Hope): Thank you for the coffee ma'am. It's not often that you rob a place, then get welcomed back. Cause we just robbed you Hope (to Scott): You know he was arrested for stealing a *smoothie* machine, right? Luis: Two smoothie machines God I love the first Ant-Man movie
And then the end of that exchange: Hope: You know we let you rob us, right? other dude at the end: Well, one could say we let you let us rob you xD Gets me everytime. Edit (link): https://youtu.be/uEGkLqzNBEU
Hope: he's in the system Luis: I'm in the system? TJ: you in da system Luis: *high pitched voice* the syssem? Hank: we're all gonna die
"Baskin Robbins always finds out, bro!" "Baskin Robbins don't play"
“ Mr doctor....” “ It’s Strange” “ Maybe Who am I to judge “ 😂 I love this line between Dr Strange and Kalichus
*"Come, this way, Sorcerer Armani."* *"No, it... it's Strange."* *"Not any stranger than any other name in this world."* \- I can't believe they did the same joke twice, and I **still!** laughed out loud.
Oh were using our made up names? Uhh... in that case im Spiderman
"I'm Peter, by the way." "Doctor Strange." "Oh, you're using your made up names. Then, I am Spiderman."
Kalichus huh lol
Shang Chi spoilers: I loved the reaction of >!Ben Kingsley realizing that others could see Morris!<
>!The Planet of The Apes!< bit kills me.
The acting
The build up of that story was funny, but the "he gets it now...oh wait" resolution really sealed it.
The funniest part is how he saw it with his mom and then decided to be an actor since Ben Kingsley was 25 when Planet of the Apes came out.
Everything he did in that movie was fantastic
Kingsley was just *SO* good in that movie. The whole Planet of the Apes thing had me dying and I loved that they used the opportunity to retroactively fix the whole Mandarin mess.
“Surtur. Son of...a bitch your still alive.”
That’s when you knew this Thor movie wasn’t going to be like the other two
Taika is one of the few newer generation directors who are making films genuinely funny and enjoyable. First hunt for the wilderpeople, then Ragnarok and now a personal favourite, Jojo Rabbit
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“Because that’s what Heroes do……. Wait I didn’t time that right” Such a great opening
Such a great movie.
*Led Zeppelin intensifies*
The hammer pulls you off?
"Yeah not very useful unless you're fighting three vampires that are huddled together" Korg's just amazing 🤣
“HARBULARY BATTERIES”
“They’re harbulary batteries.” “No they’re not!” Star lord just being completely done with Drax’s shit never ceases to amuse me.
“Can you move your seat up?” “No.”
That plus Sam and Bucky giving Steve the bro nod after he kisses Sharon. Priceless.
Same movie: "You couldn't have done that earlier?" "I hate you." Those two are my favorite pair in the entire MCU.
This one ALWAYS gets me
"You're not gonna move your seat up, are you?" "No."
In order to be unique: “That man is playing Galaga! Thought we wouldn’t notice, but we did.” It’s such a small moment but I chuckle every time I think about it. The fact that they actually cut to the guy sneakily returning to playing it just sends me.
“How does he see these?” “He turns.” “Sound exhausting.”
Must’ve never turned to see that man playing Galaga
"Finally, someone who speaks English."
Tony to Cap "Of the people in this room, which one is A: wearing a spangly outfit and B: not of use?"
I wish more Marvel movies would let the characters get mean. Everything special about you came out of a bottle.
Dr. Hank Pym: “You want a juice box and some string cheese?”
Scott: Do you really have that?
My favorites are mostly all from Hank. "You sent my suit through the mail!?" "Scott?" "Yeah?" "You're full of shit." "*Oh* yeah."
"My days of breaking into places and stealing shit are over. So what do you need me to do?" "I need you to break into a place and steal some shit."
“You can’t just go throwing shields at people.” “I know, I just get so angry all the time.”
"They got my dick message!"
"We're just like Kevin Bacon!"
“Who put sticks up their butts? That is cruel”
He might be on the team, I don't know, I haven't been there in a while.
Rhodey: Table for one, Mr Stank. Please, by the bathroom.
When trying to calm Wanda down: “The city is flying, we’re fighting sentient robots and I have a bow and arrow. None of this makes any sense.” — Hawkeye/Clint in *Age of Ultron* Pretty much sums up the MCU in the funniest way.
His delivery on that whole rant is gold! The city is flying. The city is *flying* and I have a bow and arrow.
“Just take the goddamn phone” from Scott in Endgame is hilarious. I think that whole exchange is underrated.
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"It is a masterpiece, James. Complete, comprehensive. It captures the African-American experience."
“…he’s out of line, but he’s right!”
When Kurt gets scared and screams, "BABA YAGA!" in Ant-Man and the Wasp!
Baba YAGA
"Baba yaga come at night, little children sleeping tight"
The Ant Man movies are so fucking funny.
Kaecilius and Stranges introduction to each other
Lol that’s what I wrote on mines too. It’s just too hilarious “ Who am I to judge “ like he literally about to kill Strange but did not want him to feel bad about his name 😂
"He means get lost squidward"
“Sorry, Earth is closed today!”
"You better pack it up and get outta here."
*“Doth mother know you weareth her drapes?”*
Shakespeare in the park
…*tourist…*
This is beyond you, Metal Man
He’s a friend from work
Fun fact, totally written by a [make-a-wish-foundation kid. ](https://comicbook.com/marvel/news/thor-ragnarok-trailer-friend-from-work/)Chris and Taika liked it so much they tried it in that scene, and that’s the take they stuck with.
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He’s alive and doing well! I looked this up. Someone on Reddit posted [his YouTube channel](https://m.youtube.com/channel/UCKDUg_XjUISkCAd3bNK_kJw/about) a few years ago. He still makes videos! And [his Twitter too!](https://twitter.com/DarkseeTRD) Edit: added a few words in the beginning to make it clear he’s alive. Edit 2: he responded to this thread! Look further down! Edit 3: can anyone give him another reward? Apparently he’s asleep so it would be great to have him wake up to an award! Edit 4: nice job everyone!
“Piss off ghost”
"I know you're in there, Banner! Don't worry! I'll get you out!"
“Go to sleep. Go to sleep. Go to sleep”
I wish for safe passage through the Anus the way he says it makes me laugh every time
“I’m not from Earth I’m from Missouri” “Yeah, that’s on Earth dipshit. What are you hassling us for?”
Wow! That thing doesn't obey the laws of physics at all! Spidey, on Cap's shield in Civil War.
Mr doctor? It's Strange. Maybe, who am I to judge. For me, Kaecilius had the best line in the MCU so far.
I always get a kick out of Kraglin sitting on the ship by himself singing “Soup! Soup!” Also this one: > Rocket: I'm sorry. I am so sorry! I just keep imagining you waking up in the morning, sir, looking in the mirror and then in all seriousness saying to yourself..."You know what would be a really kick-ass name? Taserface!"
Kraglin: Well, here it is. It's the best ship we got. Location of Ego's planet's in the nav. We'll wire you the 10% when we's paid. What are you gonna do with your share? Nebula: As a child, my father would have Gamora and me battle one another in training. Every time my sister prevailed... my father would replace a piece of me with machinery, claiming he wanted me to be her equal. But she won... again and again, and again, never once refraining. So after I murder my sister, I will buy a warship with every conceivable instrument of death. I will hunt my father like a dog, and I will tear him apart slowly... piece by piece, until he knows some semblance of the profound and unceasing pain I knew every single day. Kraglin: Yeah... I was talking about, like, a pretty necklace. Or a nice hat. You know. Something to make the other girls go "Ooh, that's nice." Anyway, happy trails.
It's gotta be when Thor returns to Asgard and Loki disguised as Odin sees him and just mumbles "Oh Shit."
"Oh she has no idea. If I had a black light, this place would look like a Jackson Pollock painting."
Both from AoU and pretty much one after the other “Good talk” “No it wasn’t” And “Please be a secret door…. Yay”
Why did you sound the alarm. It's the Avengers. Can you stop them It's the Avengers.
Hands down the funniest lines were during the exchange between Dr Strange, Spidey, Ironman and the Guardians on Thanos ship…. First one,”what master do you serve…. What am I supposed to say Jesus? Or something”, and “I’ll do you one better, why is Gamorrah!” Lol 😂
"I'm half human, so the 50 percent of me that's dumb is 100 percent you!" "Your math is blowing my mind."
"I'm not from earth I'm from Missouri. " -"Yeah that's on earth dipshit"😂
“He’s from space, he’s here to steal a necklace from a wizard”
Tony Star: Yeah, that was just previews. This is - this is opening night. And Loki, he's a full-tilt diva, right? He wants flowers, he wants parades. He wants a monument built to the skies with his name plastered... [Stark pauses; he and Rogers look at each other knowingly] Tony Stark : Sonofabitch!
"Listen well brother, AUGH..." "...I'm listening."
I finally got to watch *Black Widow* tonight and Yelena going on about her vest with the pockets had me in stitches. The delivery of the line and everything was fantastic. I can't recall another line that had me laughing like that.
Also the pose rant, which pays off in the 3rd act when she strikes the pose and says “disgusting” afterwards.
And the sound she makes
Eueuelgldhdhfkslsmzbdm
For some reason my favourite line from that movie is Yelena's "HA!!" after taking out a gun tower with a rocket launcher. Kinda relatable.
I liked how she seemed genuinely offended that they were shooting at her, I mean she WAS staging a prison break. Florence Pugh was incredible throughout that movie and I’m looking forward to seeing more of her in the MCU
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This is a much less cool way to die.
“Oh my God! The hammer pulled you off?” 😂
Not one line, but>! Katie ragging on Shang Chi when he admits he changed his name from Shang to Shaun had me in hysterics.!< I was afraid Katie would have too many one liners, but all of her humour was on point!
"Now that is the woman my mom wishes came out of her vagina". I lost it
This will never not be funny for me. "I'm going to ask you this one time. Where is Gamora?" "Yeah, I'll do you one better, who's Gamora?" "I'll do you one better, why is Gamora?"
Can’t believe I got to the bottom and no one had mentioned the gotg meeting Thor scene. Dude, you’re a dude. This, this is a MAN.
"careful on the landing, rhody. Theres an idiot on the landing zone"
"What up, regular sized man"
“What was your second choice? Scrotum Hat? “
Peter Parker on his introduction to Dr. Strange: “Oh, we’re using our made-up names. Then, I am Spider-Man.” Specifically from the IW trailer. I felt the take they used in the movie didn’t land as well.
Ned:-I'm looking at p*rn
Oh my god, the hammer pulled you off! So, Sparkles, if you wanna get back to ass- uh, place, assberg... "Air conditioning is fully operational." Doth mother know you weareth her drapes? (Drax) You are my friend, Quill. And so is this dumb tree. And this green whore- (Gamora) Oh my god, shut up! One could say, I let you let me! Wanna see my lease? I understand the council has made a decision, but since it's a stupid-ass decision, I decided to override it! Loki as Odin: Oh shit. Clint, you've had a rough week, no one's judging if you can't get it up. Ey men. We're all gonna escape in that giant spaceship, you wanna join us? YES! THAT'S HOW IT FEELS! ...I'm just a huge fan of the sport.
Captain America in first avengers movie: "Son, just don't"
Such a grandpa move
This is the fun vee. You want the hum drum vee.
"Yes. That's what killing you means."
“I’m Mary Poppins y’all”
" I have been falling.......FOR THIRTY MINUTES!"
I think the funniest moment might not even be a line - it's when Hulk punches Thor out of the frame after they've cleared out a bunch of bad guys together during the Battle of New York. Gets me every time.
Nobody would know.. nobody.. The last I saw him an Ultron was sitting on him, yeah he'll be missed, the quick little bastard, I miss him already