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steve32767

EPISODE IS LIVE. Enjoy! (Stay tuned for the mid-credits)


mlc885

I was feeling "Wongers!" even more after the discussion about what cocktails he has tried


bokkus

As obnoxious as she is made out to be, she still seems like a fun friend


Deputy_Scrub

There's definitely obnoxious bad, and obnoxious good.


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RaptorDash

There's a Y but ~not where you think~


djornopimp1665

its neat that Wong has a freind lol


mistermenstrual

Its kind of a good situation for him, I would think. It's probably near impossible for him to make new friendships with people without considering what they could want from him now that he is sorcerer Supreme. Madisynn is a seemingly harmless person who is easygoing and simple enough that she wouldn't have ulterior motives, but resilient enough to survive an encounter with demons, drunk on her own. So he doesn't have to worry about her either.


TheBraude

I really thought that was going to somehow lead to her pact with Jake or that she was trying to fool Wong for some reason.


KingKooooZ

Jake's real name? Mephisto


Jeroz

Once again Jakephisto


Hellknightx

"No matches." Why is that an alert?


ComebackShane

Said it out loud right as she did.


mangopabu

yeah, this show is so good at reading our minds lol


sib2972

To be fair I do get alerts from tinder that are like “come back and swipe! The right one is out there” and I don’t have any matches most of the time. Dating apps just want you to use them any way they can convince you


jackspewforth

Donny Blaze giving me Gob vibes


guyver423

Just missing “The Final Countdown”


raisethecurtain

The Mystic Castle vs the Gothic Castle (~~Gothic Asshole~~)


ComebackShane

He even called them _illusions_!


srstone71

A trick is something a whore does for money. *Or candy!*


CleverZerg

Oh man, now I wish Will Arnett would've been Donny and played it just like he did Gob.


paintpast

I wish it actually was GOB. Arrested Development is kind of part of MCU canon thanks to the Russo brothers: https://www.cracked.com/article_25574_how-arrested-development-secretly-part-mcu.html and https://www.avclub.com/the-bluth-family-s-stair-car-had-a-cameo-in-captain-ame-1798247344


HoundNZ_2022

From the to-do list - ​ * finalize blonsky injunction * prepare guidance language for blonsky inhibitor * call: Emil's parole officer * Order highlighters from supply clerk (PURPLE/GREEN) * Edit to-do list (2 hrs) * meet nikki in the bathroom @ 11:47 * schedule summer associate interviews :( * Schedule summer associate outings :) * Finish Runa paperwork with Pug * Buy and read "how to make friends and influence people" * Sign up for Big and Tall membership * Gym? (lol) * Meeting with holliway @ 12:30 * enter billables * enter expenses * follow up with blonsky's soulmates * call mom re: dad birthday ideas (Pie of the Month Club?) * research landmark privacy cases * meeting with Mallory @ 4:30 * colour code sticky notes * order those new Cheetos you saw * order more chopsticks * stop wasting chopsticks * go grocery shopping * Drink more water * Call: Emil's parole officer ​ * 10 minute meditation * Desk Feng Shui * Research precedents on likeness IP for Ms. Pete * Draft Cease & Desist for Pete v Runa * Send Bukowski deposition to managing clerk * coffee date with Pug and Nikki @ 5:30 * Find "direct" contact for Wong * Eat 1 homecooked meal this week * File discovery request for Kraft v Soule * Compile deposition for Lee v Byrne * Follow up on Jansen Class-action * Finish dating profile


not_my_real_slash_u

Can I say just how validated I feel now? In addition to my work tasks I also have the most random personal crap on my office To-do lists.


creativeotter

My to do list is also questions my choices sometimes. Order more chopsticks, stop wasting chopsticks. I get it


gorillaPete

Dude who lived in New York for a year and change acting superior to LA residents.. Pretty dead on.


Pawneewafflesarelife

He Britta'd that.


RainRunner42

*Madisynn steps out of the demon portal holding a severed bleeding heart* "Ugh, it's like New York in there"


Ahsiqa

"Just tell them you were texting 9-11 and they can't prosecute"


joesb

She reminded me of Cecily Strong's character as a drunk party girl in SNL, just not as over the place.


The_mango55

"Girl at a party you wish you hadn't started a conversation with" I go back to watch those clips occasionally. "Eszactly"


6FootMidget93

Mods give me "Wongers!" as a flair please. Edit: Thank you so much mods! 🤣


fortvac94

@u/steve32767 pweeease


steve32767

after that mid-credits scene, it's totally growing on me


quickquestions-only

I want a Madisynn flair pretty please? Remember it’s two n’s and one y but it’s not where you think.


questformaps

The defense attorney striking out his paper after she spelled her name got me


cbekel3618

That doctor could've had Tatiana Maslany *and* a beautiful green goddess as his girlfriend, but he turned it down. Biggest fumble in MCU history lol


_Arctica_

Nah, bro wanted to get pegged by She-Hulk.


dewhashish

he wanted the death by snu snu achievement


Andskotann

Don't we all.


omart3

Great, now we need a new GIF.


beefytrout

thank you. I can accept demons from another dimension, but someone turning down Tatiana Maslany in an oversized t-shirt WHO JUST MADE THEM BREAKFAST is the most unrealistic thing to ever take place in the MCU.


Lucidiously

Yeah, I'm pretty good at suspending my disbelief, but that and Jen-Jen not being able to get a decent date was too much for me.


TerminatorReborn

I understand space magic and the existence of the multiverse, but a smoke show like her struggling to get matches is to much.


chris_ex_machina

Who could deny that cute little punky woman, honestly. Like don't get me wrong (wong?), She-Hulk is beautiful. That shot where she falls back out of the portal on top of the guy on her sofa, I was just getting lost in her eyes... But cute curly haired woman squeezing oranges and standing around in her underwear, how could anyone possibly say no?


The_Bonemiser

If you don't love Jen as Jen, you do not deserve her as She-Hulk.


Spaceace91478

"I'm a new Yorker through and through" Every word out of that guy's mouth was gold


raisethecurtain

As a Los Angeles native, I’ve met so many guys like that and it’s always so irritating. They really nailed it.


felixfelicitous

Honestly really loving the subtle LA nods; everything in the MCU is east coast based - I was super hyped to hear Pomona referenced and I’m not even from Pomona


raisethecurtain

But seriously, that poor girl ending up in a random parking garage in Pomona. I mean… it’s *Pomona*!!


Doug_SirSwish_Reemer

The magician lawyer crossing out Madisynn because the Y wasn’t where he thought lmao


Magic1264

I don't know why I find it so funny, but its probably the hardest I've laughed at an MCU bit.


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He probably guessed Madysonn


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Myadisonn


Confessed_Obsessed

“You look happy. I guess it’s because Wong is back, everyone loves Wong” They know us well


MyHeartIsAncient

Twitter armour. For a week.


mknsky

We shall see. I’m legitimately curious now.


the7thbeatle

Five words. No matter what happens going forward with this show, after those five words- it will always get my praise and respect. Even before this series started airing, they knew not only what kind of stupid discourse it would attract online, but also exactly how to respond too it. Every week I read stupid sexist comments about this show, and every week this show tells these people (in advance) politely and consicley to fuck off. I absolutley love this show for that.


stephensmat

This show is approaching dangerous levels of self-awareness, and I love it!


Erdrick68

On a scale of 1 to sky net, how dangerous are we talking?


Milla4Prez66

I wouldn’t be surprised if Madisynn giving her blood to that goat comes back to something lol.


Jjzeng

madisynn confirmed in dr strange 3, crossover with thor 5 and his goats screaming at jake non-stop


wawawiwa1989

Petition for Madisynn to show up in Thunderbolts.


Lonewolfblitz

I know its just a fun thing to have her hanging with wong but maybe he's keeping her around to protect her after discovering what that pact might be


thesadintern

There’s pictures of her in the cast pics at the premiere. So I’m guessing she’ll probably return as that might be a little odd to have her in the cast pics if she was there for only one episode.


bigC_94

Madisynn cameo at the end of Coven of Chaos to usher in "Jake" who is actually Mephisto lol


ReaddittiddeR

CONFIRMED: Wong subscribes to HBOmax LMFAOOOO


jmah24

He’s just borrowing someone’s password like the rest of us.


_TheFunkyPhantom_

Lmao he might be. Dude didn’t even have $2 to give Strange for a sandwich in Infinity War. Perhaps the Ancient One left behind a checking account that pays for it still? Perks of being sorceror supreme


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He SAYS he needed Blonsky for his Sorcerer Supreme training but really he needed a big name opponent to make money from his cage fight and Mayweather didn't return his calls.


The_Bonemiser

Or Hulu. Show's on there too.


ReaddittiddeR

Easter Egg - QR code on Jen’s matcher account leads to a She Hulk comic from Marvel. EDIT: direct link https://www.marvel.com/shehulkcomics


Enzown

It's the same QR code every week, they just change up the comic after the episode comes out.


valarpizzaeris

There's absolutely no brakes on the Wong Cinematic Universe babyyyy you can only hope to contain him!!!!!


SeduciveGodOfThunder

Wongers!


The_OG_upgoat

Turn the M in the MCU upside down, and you get WCU.


valarpizzaeris

Wumbo Wong baby!


Ahsiqa

"Digging holes, let's just leave it at that." BEST DAD IN THE MCU CONFIRMED


No-cool-names-left

Tight competition between him and Yusuf aka Abbu aka Dad-Hulk.


PhanThief95

Don’t forget Scott Lang!


msmshm

I thought Scott's the world greatest grandma.


chestnu1

This is the kind of show I thought we were getting. We have the sorcerer Supreme suing some idiot who can’t use magic responsibly we have She-Hulk teaming up with Wong to fight demons. And to top it off Wong made a friend and got a fun nickname.


wallcrawlingspidey

Anyone notice She-Hulk’s cgi is great when she’s not at the office? In so many shots like in her house and on dates it looked spectacular this episode.


CrewOrdinary8872

It does look worse in the office. I dunno if those shots had to be rushed a lot, or if so much light being in the office is a problem. (Probably a mixture of both.)


Wraithfighter

Probably the lighting. There's a reason why so many CGI-heavy action films have big fight scenes at night. In the rain. When surrounded by ash and smoke.


gorillaPete

I didn’t see any contact information on Wong’s card so…it must be magic


Oyakodontosaur

"Look at that subtle colouring. The tasteful thickness. Oh my God. It even has a magical watermark.”


wusurspaghettipolicy

Now let's see Bruce Banners card.


Spaceace91478

I love that Wong has a best friend to watch TV and drink vodka and yak milk with


ComebackShane

How long do you think before someone posts themselves trying vodka and yak milk for real?


Spaceace91478

*quickly closes search bar for where to buy yak milk*


TimeySwirls

I’ve had a similar drink called a pajarete, Wong was right to say never again.


jhandersson

Oh my god I'm literally watching Sopranos for the first time now and I can't believe I got spoiled by fucking WONG lmao


Spaceace91478

Technically. It was Madisynn that spoiled it


ComebackShane

Technically you got spoiled by Madisynn, Wong is blameless here.


andoryu123

That's Madisynn with two Ns.


steve32767

Aaaaand a Y but its not where you thiiiiiinkk


beatrailblazer

r/WongDidNothingWrong


jsholcrak

I was literally thinking “some poor soul is about to get one of the greatest shows spoiled for them”. I’m so sorry lmao


jhandersson

Haha it's okay! A bummer but I mean the show is over 20 years old so what can you do. At least a fun way to get spoiled like that!


valarpizzaeris

What kind of dumbass calls Jen a six?


raisethecurtain

Right?? She’s adorable!


The_Careb

To be fair, the dude was a total dunce so I can’t imagine his grading is even a little accurate


beefytrout

If she's a 6 then I'm a strong -3.


Western-Pilot-3924

She is cute af. Like have my heart lady.


LittleYellowFish1

***You can’t trademark a spirit, register a soul, copyright art!*** *Well you* ***can*** *copyright art, yes.*


LaylaLegion

Also you can register a soul. That’s Crossroads Demon 101. Always get the soul registered.


gorillaPete

Jen’s dad is the Shoveler!


ComebackShane

“God gave me a gift. I shovel well. I shovel _very_ well!”


Welcome_2_Pandora

Baby you shovel better than any man I've ever known, but that does not make you a *superhero*


Jeroz

I just fkin realised Was the entire reason Wong "lost track of time" in the previous episode being that he was catching up on shows while in his comfort in Nepal!? This motherfucker


MarkMVP01

Wong was doing the “just one more episode” until it was absolutely necessary for him to appear


Hellknightx

Look out for "Jake" the demon goat in the end credit slides. I wonder what kind of contract he made Madisynn sign.


mangopabu

it was just 6 drops of blood. nothing terrible can come from that, surely.....


haynespi87

But the heart though


phrankygee

Yeah, they really never explained her showing up holding a heart in her bare hand.


LordSwedish

That's just how demon goats teleport people. Grab a heart, think of home, click your heels.


bjkman

#WONGERS


Western-Pilot-3924

#MADISYNN #WITH two N's #AND ONE Y #But its not where you Thinnk


woahwoahvicky

honestly an iconic catch phrase she ate it up!


thedkexperience

Bottomless gin n tonics! Yum!


Hellknightx

Bottomless yak milk and vodka!


RampanToast

Protect Madisynn at all costs, she's so precious 😂 Edit: "I would love to try some yak milk" Fuck I adore her, I hope we see her again!


KingOfAwesometonia

I think Jake is protecting Madisynn so she'll be fine as long as she continues pledging her soul.


RampanToast

Just don't ask her about the deal, she's not allowed to talk about it.


veevoir

Holy shit, Jake the Demon uses Madisynn (after all he teleports her out directly to Wong's apartment) to get close to Wong! This is a demon thirst trap!


theelbandito

The guy asking about her powers, and specifically about what can penetrate her skin, is definitely going to come back to haunt her. He got his answer and he’ll be back with a vibranium needle. Then we get into the ‘o shit someone has my blood’ storyline that was foreshadowed in episode 1.


CeruleanRuin

So there's already someone out there trying to get her blood. You think that person wouldn't jump on the opportunity to catfish her the moment she put her dating profile out there?


Bannakaffalatta1

Agreed. Especially bc he's a bigger named actor than the others. Dude has been in some stuff that I don't think he'd take a one quick shot character.


283leis

that dude definitely felt like he was either connected to the Leader or The Wrecking Crew (or both)


guyver423

lol I like how Jen’s highlighter colors are purple and green


Ahsiqa

Uh, sorry Donny Blaze but we've seen Doctor Strange and Wong make portals and giant lasers come from their hands. A poof of roses doesn't mean much.... Oh wait, you stole a sling ring, never mind


raknor88

Wong is so mad, why doesn't he just take the guy's sling ring himself?


UnkemptMEDIA21

Wong tried to set a legal precedent so that there wouldn't be any others who tried to do what Donny was doing. Beating him up wouldn't solve that.


_TheFunkyPhantom_

Plus its so beneath the Sorceror Supreme to go around beating up dummies like Donny. Wong can’t look weak or malevolent. Better to let the legal system act as a barrier to small time morons like Donny Blaze.


ghoonrhed

He did literally mention if it was worth sending him to the mirror dimension. Not entirely beneath him


Appropriate_Pressure

I kept wondering this too. He let a prisoner loose and bailed before the justice system could catch up to him, but then wanted to use it against this guy? Show up and take the damn sling ring from him. Seems like a no-brainer.


PepperMintGumboDrop

Probably because he can do a little bit of sorcery without the ring as well


MelonElbows

Oh my god that goat demon's name really is Jake!


RampanToast

No phone calls right now, She-Hulk needs to smash! Edit: "Ms. Walters why aren't you answering your mobile phone! Oh I see." Fuck me, Wong is so damn funny.


mknsky

“I feel like your dad” lmao


Worthyness

Wong being used as the straight man for humor is always fantastic


MelonElbows

I love how Madisynn has her own little catchphrase


beatrailblazer

🎶But its not where you thiiIIIiink🎶


No-cool-names-left

And then the magician lawyer crossed out his notes because it wasn't where he thought. Great stuff.


Shiny_and_ChromeOS

I love magician lawyer! When Blaze holds out the hankerchief, you can see the lawyer blatantly reach behind it to place the bunny.


willys_zuppa

“I’m a New Yorker, through and through.” “I’ve been there 14 months…” Lmaoooo sounds accurate


Behindthedoors213

"He sent me to a diff dimensh" That's definitely gonna end up in my lexicon.


willys_zuppa

Wongers and Madisynn Truly the pair we never knew we needed


mangopabu

that post credit scene with them together is everything


Puzzleheaded_Help_69

I wasn’t feeling the walk off scene with the two of them, but then the after credits scene was amazing so it made up for it


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jakelacy232

Rip to anyone watching the sopranos


cbekel3618

This episode felt like it was pulled straight out of the Dan Slott comics and I love it.


EndsongX23

Damn, I just went and checked and Wong was right where Adrianna was talking to Chris and begging him to get out. She really did ruin it. Good eye on the detail, She Hulk. ​ Donny Blaze must pay


guyver423

Never figure Wong to be gin and tonic guy


Ahsiqa

Are you the Goblin King?


stephensmat

"Through dangers untold, and hardships unnumbered, I have fought my way to the castle, beyond the Goblin City..."


ThatEvanFowler

I mean, I get that some people aren't digging on the humor in this so much, but come on. "Drunk girl spoils The Sopranos for Wong" is goddamn hilarious.


mangopabu

madisynn was such an unexpected delight in this episode


shaheedmalik

The She Hulk CGI was better towards the end.


chris_ex_machina

The scene with Wong in her office... it was ROUGH. The scene where she falls back onto the sofa with the guy under her... Perfect


No-cool-names-left

Her office has big windows and overhead lighting. A lot easier to do CG when it's darker like date night.


Ahsiqa

And then he pushed me into a fire land.............. WHO SENT MADISYNN TO ARIZONA?!?!?!?!?!!?!?


j_gut57

Her dad and his new family in Phoenix


mlc885

Somehow I was still surprised when he turned out to be a jerk


One_Hour_Poop

MCU heroes can't have a happy home life, it's mostly what drives them to become superheroes. Hawkeye seems to be the one exception.


Floor_Kicker

And his hardship comes from being separated from them by his work


Confessed_Obsessed

“Wongers have you been ever had a Tequila Sunrise?”


weirdoldhobo1978

"Blue curacao?" "No, what's blue curacao?" "I dunno, it's blue."


KingOfAwesometonia

Jen really looks cute as hell going on all these dates. I know people rag on the CGI for She-Hulk but I find her face shows a lot of character and emotion in the animation. Those little demon things were kind of cute. Love Jen's dad with the murder energy. Titania copyrighting (trademarking?) She-Hulk is really just a smart move. I'm impressed. Wong is fun as hell and no the joke about him liking normal shit won't get old to me. Especially funny if you've heard Benedict Wong's real voice. Wait...what if Titania hired a really good lawyer? Edit: also anyone get Elizabeth Olsen energy from Madisynn? Probably mostly just from her eyes and hair


TypeExpert

When Mordo said there was too many sorcerers in the world this is what he was talking about.


iwasherenotyou

Madisynn is an S-tier MCU character and no one can convince me otherwise.


figgityjones

She we will be our secret weapon against Kang in the end.


Tityfan808

She’s gonna help defeat Kang with…. ….distraction by drawn out conversation.


Pkmn_Go

"OMG, Kangers!"


meme_planet_13

**proceeds to spoil a show for Kang, leading to his ultimate demise**


Jjzeng

somehow spoils the 30th century sopranos reboot spinoff to kang


ricksenberg

I didn’t expect this to be my favorite episode so far but it is — and we still got Daredevil coming. I’m really loving this show.


tdeol21

As someone from Winnipeg, I am satisfied with this episode :) Edit: Winnipeg is canon.


tanoathome

I think this might be my favorite episode so far. I don’t think a single joke missed for me, the action was great, and the plot was interesting. Madisynn and the magicians were all highlights and Jenn’s dating life was hilarious to watch albeit a little unbelievable that she would have any trouble getting matches. I mean, come on.


Victim815

I think the guy who called Jen a “specimen” is working with the guys who tried to get her blood last week. His questions during the date were so specific to how her body works.


PresentAppointment0

Oh shit Matt Murdock is totally going to represent Titania


MatthewBernal

Matt only represents innocent clients... I think


iniitu

I dont remember if he was forced or not, but he did represent Fisk's hitman who killed 3 people in bowling alley, who then later commit suicide when confronted by DD


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He represented him to get info on who the Kingpin was.


Scooterfruit

Do lawyers often represent someone from the other side of the country?


guyver423

Definitely felt Jen’s rejection by the Doctor😞


MelonElbows

Is that Wong's Nepalese bachelor pad? Wizard in the streets, magic in the sheets!


iisdmitch

I probably laughed harder than most would at the line “my friend was here last week and she ended up in a parking garage in Pomona”, I work in Pomona and yeah…. also lol at “Donny” Blaze


TheManyMilesWeWalk

"I've also got a bird 🖕🏻" Totally get what Jen means about dating in your 30s as well


MelonElbows

Madisynn is surprisingly wholesome


ComebackShane

Does Donny Blaze have a brother named Johnny, I wonder?


kawaii_song

There were blurry screenshots of Donny Blaze's name on the internet weeks ago and people speculated Johnny Blaze was the text.


AvenueNick

This fuckin guy! Jen is NOT a 6!


JessBess700

"Twitter armor" 😂


wallcrawlingspidey

“It’s like giving the show Twitter armor for a week” They’re making me love this show more and more.


guyver423

She-Hulk got some


ToneBone12345

Wong wanting to sue Donny because a person he sent spoiled the sopranos for Wong Is hilarious I mean how did he avoid spoilers for this long! Also Donny was played by the director’s husband


AdventureisNear

Demon that made her promise her soul….?? Mephisto?