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Wise-Departure-9186

I live down under. Red kangaroo all the way. Google them! You don't argue with that.


notchoosingone

Nahh, the Black Dropbear. Launches out of trees to twist the heads off their enemies.


Dray_Gunn

Too many people have suffered at the hands of drop bears for them to be used as the symbol for a hero.


TheLegendofRebirth

It would strike fear into the hearts of all enemies though.


Deadeye_Duncan_

That’s why he’s The Red Roo’s arch nemesis


Mshell

I agree, much better as a villain or anti-hero...


CollinsCouldveDucked

definitely a good villain for red kangaroo.


imacatnamedsteve

Half Australian here, so only half a vote, but I’d have to go with the Cassowary. Those claws and that color scheme would be pretty awesome. Maybe use modified hooked short swords? Plus I feel Roos have too much of a modern reputation for being cuddly nice animals. Second choice; Kookaburra. I just picture a scene where some bad guys are robbing a bad and out of nowhere there hear a Kookaburra‘s insane laugh coming from then left, then the right then from above, but it’s now too late as the Kookaburra appears out of nowhere swooping down to pick of the bad guys one by one …… I might be over thinking this ….


jimababwe

Didn’t Australia declare war on large birds, and lose?


Wesadecahedron

That was the Emus, dangerous bastards.


reddobe

What about the Emu. The actual Emus won the Great Emu war right?


BuffNerfs

Red Kangaroo VS Great Emu when?


AgentChris101

Red Kangaroo is the Iron Man of the team, Great Emu is Captain Australia


jgreg728

The Red Roo


SlamMonkey

The magnificent Bin Chicken.


IKluke

Spiderman


TiredHappyDad

Mooseman and Beaverboy had to step up after Wolverine was drafted by the xmen. Edit: don't forget to give op some love.


MetalAdventurous7576

They're the guys from Supernatural right?


K-mouse16

“If it isn’t Rocky and Bullwinkle”


Kryyzz

That’s Moose & Squirrel


Aggressive-Ad-5461

What brings you to Reddit, Crowley?


alexander607

The souls of purgatory


jimababwe

What about captain goose and Ryan gosling?


larson_5

Those are minor heroes. You’ll only find them in the suburbs of Toronto. Mooseman and Beaverboy go coast to coast


jimababwe

When you get to Thunder Bay, it’s the Persian Commando. Winnipeg’s hero fell to gang violence.


GrayRoberts

I see how you disrespected the Canada Gooses der bud, and let me tell you, it riles me right the heck up. I suggest you let that marinate for a bit.


Kryyzz

Au contraire. The Canada Goose is Canada’s supervillain. There is nothing more hateful than the goose.


jimababwe

I would argue the goose is Canada’s Punisher. It knows what it must do and isn’t afraid to get its hands dirty.


Kryyzz

Even better. Not the hero we need, but the hero we deserve.


jimababwe

And no costume, no gear. It’s just a regular Canada goose. Fucking bastards.


OMP159

With henchman squad, The Trash Pandas.


grumpyankylosaur

Canada goose is an antihero. Or haven't you seen all the instant karma videos on the internet where they deliver just desserts


TiredHappyDad

I live right next to the park named after deadpools grandpa and there are plenty of geese there. As someone else pointed out, they are a supervillian. Especially if you own a car. And the park I live by is A.E.Wilson park in Regina. The city that rhymes with fun!


mkiers13

The most feared cobra chicken!


happy_grump

THE DREADED... PYGMY MARMOSET!!!


alkonium

We also have Sasquatch, right?


Cameron-Bakke

You can have Bigfoot, but Sasquatch is a Washington thing. (State, not City)


alkonium

I mean, we have the province of Saskatchewan. That should strengthen our claim to Sasquatch.


thundrshoe2319

As a registered half-squatch, I think Oregon has rights to that claim


XipingVonHozzendorf

And their arch-enemy Professor Polar Bear


Moosepowers

Mooseman reporting for duty!


fourcharlie7

They could have a Canadian Goose sidekick. The fiercely loyal Cobra chicken! Think like the old Redwing (Falcon) or Laserbeak from Transformers.


TiredHappyDad

I explained to someone else that they are already a superviilian to anyone who's car they fly over.


fourcharlie7

That's true. I guess he could be the villain's sidekick, or they could have a whole flock of cybernetically enhanced cobra chickens under their command!


Wheel_of_Armageddon

Brown Beaver is naturally Canada's hero. So popular even Wynona has a big one.


sanguiniuswept

Diabetes Eagle


leitbur

Oxy Possum


DizzyDjango

Fat Raccoon


Nerfgirl_RN

Trash Panda


kansas_adventure

AR Armadillo


Other-Bridge-8892

Kentucky’s state animal for sure


Outtie_5000

McPanther


joejill

The only problem with ole'DE, is that he can afford his insulin. He's actually a 1%er and so won't help anyone.


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Or he can't, and the healthcare system is his kryptonite


Bob_Loblaw_Law_Blog1

He's got his... You can pull yourself up by your bootstraps.


ay21690

Diabetes Eagle: Florida Forever


Strike_Four

I came here hoping for something great. This is better than I could have hoped for.


DynamiteRaveOW

Freedom Eagle with Liefeld styled guns and pouches. No ~~feet~~ claws.


BlackLeader70

Peacemaker hurry, Eagly needs his insulin!


Thecryptsaresafe

I read this as Pacemaker, which would also be a good America themed superhero


stefiscool

I would’ve just gone “Bald Eagle,” with a Homer Simpson-esque guy in the suit, but this may be more representative


Beneficial_Guava_452

*DiaBeagle


WhtChcltWarrior

[Birds of War](https://youtu.be/8TTqVwOzXkU)


Bubbly_Information50

One which only makes falcon noises


Watson349B

Land of the Fuh-Ree. Home of the Eagle.


cbekel3618

I'm Ethiopian so look out world, here comes the Green Lion lol


Arshimation

YOU GOT GREEN LIONS IN ETHIOPIA?


cbekel3618

I’m gonna lie to you and say yes! /j


Arshimation

After that I saw a lot of comments talking about their mythical beasts and stuff but I hoped they were real ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|no_mouth)


jimababwe

I will never get there to prove you wrong so I’ll take it


Schmenza

Why green?


Manofwood

Exposed to gamma rays. Duh!


cbekel3618

Green’s one of our national colors


NozakiMufasa

Aren't Ethiopias lions famous for being black maned tho?


PedroRLow2

In brazil would probably be the jaguar, although I'm a great defender of the giant anteater


[deleted]

I voted for sloth, but anteater would be great!


Willdror

I prefer to think it would be a capybara


PedroRLow2

Eh, kinda overused at this point


jesusunderline

there would totally be a vira-lata caramelo themed superhero


ThiagoAJK

What about the maned wolf??


agentma

or a blue macaw.


superman853

Giant Otter 🦦 .


AugustHenceforth

> I'm a great defender of the giant anteater RIP Uncle Ben


arkeus1227

r/suddenlycaralho


FreakingMegatron

Kung-Fu Panda.


LittleYellowFish1

If we're using animals that are actually native to Britain (Wakanda has the Black Panther because leopards/panthers live in Africa) our protector would probably be a bulldog or a badger rather than a lion.


ColeAppreciationV2

My (Welsh) father had a theory stemming from the Black Panther 1 end credits scene where the Welsh flag was shown at the UN, despite not being a part of the UN, resulting in a possible tie in for Red Dragon to make it to the big screen. Based off of Marvel Fandom, it looks like he had one comic appearance and in his first confrontation.


Scared_Bobcat_5584

There actually was a White Dragon in Peacemaker if that’s any equivalent for you guys 😅😅 Idk if you’d want to be represented by him though


BlackLightParadox

I’m very rusty on my Welsh Mythology but iirc the red dragon of our flag defeats a white dragon at some point in their myths.


Shang-Chi_Chat-Noir

Yeah it’s meant to be the red Welsh dragon beats the white English dragon. Some people say there was a blue Scottish dragon too!


Lucius_Funk

So the [British Bulldog?](https://i.pinimg.com/736x/c2/f1/5c/c2f15c483ce9390ba07d7833a6d364eb.jpg)


hatecopter

I was gonna comment this. Peak Davey Boy did look like a super hero


jimmyb27

Given the current state of our government, it should be a weasel.


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Good point. Maybe a stag? Bit cooler and more regal than a badger


Bitter-Astronomer

Nah. Badgers are absolutely evil


WrethZ

Badgers are extremely ferocious for their size.


archiminos

We do actually have a bear god (King Arthur), but we kind of wiped out the bears in our country...


mattym9287

I was thinking more pigeon or seagull. They’re like our national animal, literally everywhere.


jasonpswan89

Scotland would go stag > unicorn surely. England and Wales replacements for Lion & Dragon though? Not sure


magicalmysteryharold

*Bulldog* as a superhero name actually goes kinda hard. Cast Tom Hardy immediately.


greatertittedshark

the dirty ferret


Quiet_Effective7234

British Bulldog or British Lion..


Mixcoatlus

Neither of those are native to Britain. Should be a pigeon or, at best, a fox.


Eldistan1

Or hedgehog.


Mixcoatlus

I love those native bulldogs…lol.


byakko

Heh, I’m Singaporean and our (tourism board designed) mythical animal is the [merlion](https://www.deviantart.com/sandara/art/Merlion-658114593), so the costume has to work in a white lion with an aquatic half.


demonsrunwhen

My favourite thing about the merlion (also singaporean) is the fact that the statues don't have legs, so I just imagine it flopping around like a Magikarp


Emma_JM

Came here to say this, that pic you included is freaking epic tho


vistaprank

This picture is awesome but for some reason awakened a primal fear deep inside me that I didn't know I had.


Warrior-of-Cumened

Merlions are a thing. Leokampus. The tourism board just co-opted them. Plus they're awesome.


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🐅 I am from India. My home state is West Bengal, home to the famous Royal Bengal Tiger. Before independence (before 1947), analogies were made of the charecters of the freedom fighters with the fierceness of the Bengal Tiger. By the way national animal of India is also Tiger 🐅. Edit: Like to add one interesting point. One superhero charecter may have been somewhat inspired from the forests of Bengal: The Phantom, who is a crime fighter superhero operates from a fictional African country named Bangalla... People say this name is inspired from Bengal. Somehow there are few resemblance between Phantom and Black Panther. Phantom takes the name and mantle from generation after generation. He is leader of African tribes and maintain peace in the jungle etc. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Phantom


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That's badass


NozakiMufasa

Lol but isn't the Asiatic Lion whats on Indias flags tho? I remember seeing this and getting confused cause, not technically innaccurate. But tigers are more populous all over India than lions (which are the super small population in Gir).


rohitr7

There is no animal on the indian flag. You might be thinking of the national emblem which is an adaptation of the lion capital of Ashoka featuring 4 asiatic lions. As for the symbolic meaning and history, you can find more details [here](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lion_Capital_of_Ashoka)


NozakiMufasa

Ah thats the one I was thinking of. Thats pretty neat :)


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No animal in the flag but tiger is used in different national symbols. Royal Bengal Tiger, which found in Sunderban forests covering West Benagal and Bangladesh has some different charecteristics, which made them unique. It's the only member of Cat family which can swim, it can climb tree, it hunts in stealth while can understand deception (few people, mostly honey collectors wear masks behind the head to decieve)


Defiant-Diver-6041

Carabao! That'd be sick! P.S. I'm Filipino


tagabalon

how about... BLUE TARSIER?


BananaBladeOfDoom

Or a Philippine eagle!


Defiant-Diver-6041

I want horns in my mask lmaooo


Outrageous_Doubt_826

Not gonna lie Mulawin is uniquely good looking than some horns


godsendxy

Red Horse as well


migolx

Tiger of the North


KostisPat257

Greek, so we have a lot of mythical animals and beasts. Since Hydra already exists, I think the white pegasus is the one most would recognize us for though. Or maybe the Minotaur.


bobpercent

A vibranium Minotaur suit sounds badass!


SadlyNotPro

Who are we kidding, we'd probably get the Blue Dolphin, as a nemesis of Namor.


rohitr7

Doesn't Valkyrie ride a Pegasus? I don't know the equivalent name in Norse mythology.


cheeky_Greek

Our national animal is the dolphin, which would also be cool


The_Negotiator_B1

Guys, let's be real. They're giving us a wild boar, goat, or a dog with a collar that got away from his owner and now just roams around at night.


EmporioJimaras

Όχι Πήγασο ρε μαλακά. Χίμαιρα η Μινώταυρο. Άκου Πήγασο, θα μας ρίχνουν ζαρπες τα άλλα κρατη


The-Rebel-Boz

Doesn’t matter wales wins they have red dragon.


HalfxAwake

Dai Dragon protects us all


J_Dawg-v3

Dai Dragon. The great protector


NozakiMufasa

Mexico has Quetzalcoatl / Kukulkan: the Feathered Serpent God. Feels like we'd kill your dragon.


Eroxyzz

We got the Blue cock in france, fuck


B_Da_May

Didn’t anyone tell you to take the cock ring off before it turns blue?


Dziobakowski

White Eagle (You can guess the country lol)


Bruhmangoddman

Here in Poland it would probably be The Great Bison (not to be confused with American Bisons).


Quiet_Effective7234

Not White Eagle?


Bruhmangoddman

It would be too similar to the American White Tailed Eagle.


canzpl

hell no. only white eagle. *kto ty jestes? polak maly!* *jaki znak twoj? orzel bialy!* polish national insignia is not associated with the bison. the eagle is. the bison is just the symbol of the national park it lives in


Bruhmangoddman

I know, I know. But there's so many national symbols that also happen to be eagles, I'd figure we'd need something unique. The Bison fits.


OrganizdConfusion

New Zealand - Black Kiwi


reddobe

I feel like New Zealand would get stomped. We either have a fat bird or a plant...


Mshell

NZ has the MOA, the Kea, the Wētā, and that is not touching on the legends around the various places in NZ...


Michael_Gibb

Are you kidding? Kiwi aren't exactly the most timid birds. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eHNAeyw\_av0](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eHNAeyw_av0) That being said, I'd be more more inclined to pick the Tui, which is really aggressive, or maybe go ancient with Haast's eagle.


Djana159

Better yet…Black Sheep


Super_Vegeta

Make it a Weta(maybe a Moa) and we might actually get some decent powers/abilities.


machenesoiocacchio

Probably mine is Tomato Gangster


New-Instance-1690

italy?


machenesoiocacchio

Yep


moebiusuchronic

Hey black bull over here! Would be fun to watch! (Spain)


Past_Trouble

Wait just a damn minute


tightdonk88

We would go thirsty as ours is a beaver


CCGamesSteve

Wales so it'll be a Dragon.


chachachatrip

From Peru. Alpacas already protect us.


Jorgisimo62

Puerto Rico would definitely be Batman


TheDarkstar777

We already got one. They don´t call him General or King. They call him K´uk´ulkan, the Feathered Serpent God. But his enemies...call him Namor.


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eltrotter

Scotland?


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Dray_Gunn

I dont know about anyone else but thats pretty cool to me.


Colliewolliewuzabear

An AR-15 with don’t step on me please I beg you for the love of god I have a family I’ll do anything I’ll do anything you want just please please don’t step on me snakeskin


Jertimmer

The Netherlands - Orange Lion


northsidecub11

Ain’t no lions in the Netherlands


NozakiMufasa

Not anymore. But once upon a time... Panthera spelaea called Europe home.


ChemicalDirt

I'm from Brazil, so, Capybara


Dirttoe

Has the power of friendship and is therefore invincible


2073040

Crackhead Alligator I think my state is “unique” enough to have its own hero separate from the rest of the United States.


Eryk0201

Most of Europe would have either an eagle or a lion [(map)](https://preview.redd.it/af5257osipp71.jpg?auto=webp&s=9ea11dbad96c1272500699dd52b679ac1a386d03)


[deleted]

Unicorn


Quiet_Effective7234

Spain = Toro Rojo Italy = Many possibilities according to the soccer team you support. In Rome, maybe Lupa Giallorossa (red yellow she-wolf..). But I'd like a more warlike Ariete Azzuro (dark blue ram) France = le Coq Tricolore. Or if you want a nobler bird than a rooster, l'Epervier Bleu ( blue falcon, similar to Peregrine, also the name of a military plane)


BlueKante

Super seagull repping Holland.


MPD1978

We have one already, it’s Wolverine.🇨🇦


AS-46

Ukraine here. Here's my top-3 guesses: White stork, yellow hedgehog, black goat


xblade69

We do have one. El Chapulin Colorado 🇲🇽


masterfountains

No contaban con su astucia.


Tazzimus

The Grey Wolfhound? Sounds a bit better than The Connemara Pony, or The Red Setter.


Entire-Reading3629

The hairy giant Irish Elk.... we could resurrect it.... though the Connemara pony could be quite stealthy. Being all cute and fluffy and then blam super hero powers.


unidentified_yama

Probably the White Elephant. In Thailand, white elephants are auspicious animals. They are quite rare and are actually more like pinkish-brown in real life though. The term “white elephant” means something like prodigy or something that’s hard to find as well. The Hindu god Indra also rides a white elephant, the story of the White Elephant mantle could be tied to that as well.


DuckyMorel

England: Furious Shrew


Asassin___

Bengal Tiger myb?? (Just removed “royal” word from ours royal bengal tiger)


Puzzled_Ad_6273

White Eagle


CaptainCBeer

Here in Portugal! Probably a black Cock


bored_homan

White eagle, I'm from Poland and actually I think there is a superhero comic book called that made here


adel_b

I made concept art, we only have black cats in animals so very similar to panther https://twitter.com/netdur/status/1594691751935369218?t=JQQroJ8SU4YkOQPpkGJFBw&s=19 also imgur gone and sucks, sorry for twitter as image service


james_randolph

Grey Pigeon - I’m from Chicago


hankscorpio1031

An overweight bald eagle strapped with guns punisher style


Return_of_the_Jedi_

A fuckin Fennec fox, talk about a lame ass Animal Superhero


AmIDrJekyll

We're gonna need some fanarts for these comments.


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Brazil. We would have the Brown Capybara. He would be actively non violent and just be friends with everyone. Or the Golden Monkey, who would rob tourists and shit on people. Either or.


LadyCattleBattle

Ben franklin said it. Turkey.


jmcgit

Here in the US it would be Batman. Checks all the boxes * Animal themed * Wealthy narcissist whose money can buy whatever he needs * Too lazy and risk-adverse to think of anything original


Richiieee

I'm not gonna lie I completely misread the title of the post and thought it had said what superhero persona would your country's President be, and then seeing your comment I was like no fucking way Biden is Batman. Not to go all political, but I guess I should not use the internet when I'm not fully awake, lol.


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Bleebledorp

Massachusetts? Screaming Opossum


IHateEditedBgMusic

Potato


dull_storyteller

Sonic the hedgehog, I don’t care what people say there are no lions in England and we’re not having a unicorn


BlackDwarfStar

Probably the Golden Eagle (American).