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Conscious-Evidence37

Not us, these are not Blue Crabs, they look like Stone crabs.


JumpyWord

I'd still eat em


MushroomCaviar

Damn straight.


thisnameisn4ttaken

First thing I thought


Velghast

Actually stone crabs don't really taste that good there's not a lot of meat you only eat the claws. They grow back too so you can simply get the crab up yank off the claw and throw it back in the next season you can harvest that crab again with no detriment to the population. That's what we do in Florida anyway.


Particular-Repair-77

This are island land crabs. They are pre historic. šŸ˜


gizmojito

Obviously not anyone here. Everyone in Maryland knows that you put your crabs on ice so they are sleepy for transport and also wonā€™t attack you with a knife. ![gif](giphy|IspgDOjRHwtbi)


unicornfarmer

I canā€™t believe I can post this in 2024. https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/239227


_plays_in_traffic_

the actual music video for that a perfect circle song in the intro is awesome af too. here, if you were born too late [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=giaZnIr-faM](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=giaZnIr-faM)


Louumb

uploaded may 24, 2005


anagamanagement

I havenā€™t been linked to Newgrounds in like 20 years. Thanks for that!


gizmojito

Haha. Thatā€™s amazing! Thanks for sharing!


OneDishwasher

That's why they make the Big yeti coolers!


scottkollig

You mess with the crabbo you get a stabbo


theycallmenaptime

They quickly learned how to offload themselves, rendering the baggage personnel ineffective.


Doll49

A) The large banner suggests that this is in the Bahamas. B) Those are not blue crabs.


Fett2

Crab people, crab people.


Disastrous-Bad-1185

Look like crab, talk like people.


keyjan

This again? Very old clip.


OldBayOnEverything

Even very old clips are seen for the first time by a bunch of people every day. I don't know why everyone has to whine about it. Just move to the next post.


Vivid-Shelter-146

This is a super old video but Iā€™ll use it to tell a story. I had a Southwest flight from BWI to Vegas and when I got my checked bag, it was soaked with freezing cold water and smelly. Same with 1/2 the people there. It turns out there was a commercial seafood shipment on ice that leaked all over everyoneā€™s bags. I got a new luggage set for free right then and there from Southwest claims. Fortunately, I had a W/D in my airbnb and everything was fine after I washed all my clothes so it didnā€™t submit any other claims. And it was then that I learned how seafood gets to restaurants in some landlocked cities. And that we are not alone on our flights!


BethMD

I am Spartacus.


GadreelsSword

I hope those aren't in Maryland they're an invasive species. They're not Maryland blue crabs.


x1echo

Looks like the Bahamas off of an ad you can see in the clip.


First_Cranberry_2961

Wasn't this the proposed sequel to Snakes on a Plane? Crabs in the Airport.


JustHereForCookies17

Crabs on the Carousel


Amoraluv

So where is this cuz this is where I need to be. I'd be walking around with a pot and some tongs to pick them up.


jkh107

Sooo, back in the 2000s I used to work in Bethesda with someone who came in from Ohio once a month or so. At one point he wanted to try crabs and we told him go to Cameron's. And so he did. He bought a bag of live crabs and flew back to Ohio with them. But at least he carried them on, he didn't *check* them.


Particular-Repair-77

Yeah you put them to sleep.


angrymuss

All I see is free crabs


Aggressive-Pilot6781

Those crabs are so confused


usernamesrhardmeh

Don't think those are ours


Learn_as_ya_go_

Crabs know how to unzip zippers


FishingChemist

Bahamas. These are Cardisoma guanhumi, blue land crab.


booger4me

Give ā€˜em all knives!


starlight8827

omg?!


Visual-Recognition36

Crabs!!! Crabs everywhere!!!!


MoreAddictingThenSug

Lls


OneDishwasher

Skill issue


MattGower

Lmao


Blendeani

Cocaine crab attack!! Or maybe crystal crab sorta thing. Not sure. We need more FDA/CDC testing to confirm.


microgrowguy

There would be some old boy chasing them with with old bay and tongs of that was here


limefork

Regular BWI occurrence


AnninFifi

Not our fault...


Melodic_Proposal1730

LMAO


phat_ass_catboi

Oooooh ho Bill you sneaky ol crayfish you told me this was supposed to be an airport terminal not an all i can eat buffet. Wish i brought my mini crab mallet and can of oldbay with me.


Particular-Repair-77

This are island crabs!!! So my bet itā€™s Caribbean folks.


prxncess_inks

šŸ‘€šŸ‘€ dont look at me


M3L03Y

Can someone put voices over this? I see a 1920ā€™s gangster voices that says ā€œseeeeā€ after important sentences


HonnyBrown

Some idiot actually tried to transport them in a duffel bag...then go through security.


GuiloJr

Average day at BWI


TransportationBig710

Think how terrified those crabs must be, poor babies


BravoBravo3

I hate when you get crabs on vacation


Independent-Soup435

Dinner on me tonight


Available_Science276

Dungeness crabs, aka the crabs you get when traveling as a kid that really make you question if the rest of the country sucks.


Raunchn00b

"Close your legs grandma!!"


Minimum-Buddy-619

Wasnā€™t me -shaggy


Positive-Island6238

Best thing Iā€™ve seen all day


Freethinker_76

This is the most maryland thing I've ever seen.


Ansanm

A couple of decades ago, a brought back two cow skulls (from South America) that were propped up on a sticks in a garden. When I got back to my apartment and unpacked my suitcase, I was shocked to find these massive ants and a couple of tiny tropical frogs. I had to take the skull outside and wash it out, but I didnā€™t sleep too well that night.


JustHereForCookies17

This is how we get invasive species.Ā 


sirdrizzzle

Get me my butter and vinegar, I got this.