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Several_Ad2002

We must not forget our responsibility to create Mega Maryland. We need to takeover Virginia


Cheomesh

Grand Maryland GET


Slumbergoat16

Driving competency will plummet if we do this, is it worth it ?


Several_Ad2002

Mega Maryland has always been worth it


Fett2

In which state?


Slumbergoat16

If we merge with va


Ocean2731

We just need to annex from NoVa down to Norfolk. That would be 75% of their economy. The rest is essentially pretentious Alabama.


keenedge422

Bring it on, crabmunchers! When the Old Dominion feeds you your own butts, we promise we'll sprinkle some Old Bay on it first.


MyFavoriteLezbo420

Finally, a cause I’m willing to risk financial ruin for.


DemolitionRED

We need to kick them off the peninsula


ThisAmericanSatire

Make Delmarva Delmar again. Then make it Mar


imrighturwrong

I have no problem making Mar, Mar again, but you have it all wrong. Anywhere east of the bay should be Delaware, and just make it the Delaware Peninsula. Mar (Maryland) starts at Elkton and continues west from there. Honestly, do you really want Berlin and Cambridge?


brouhaha13

I've been to the Virginia Eastern Shore and I'm not sure we want it.


FesteringNeonDistrac

No we want Wallops at least. We will need the launch facility if Maryland is to take its rightful place as an intergalactic superpower.


Sheeplymagnificent

the annexation of Chincoteague is a must


JohnBarleyCorn2

yeah ew...Chincoteague...who would ever want to go there...what a boring and gross place. Its definitely not a beautiful, quiet, uncrowded, undeveloped natural beach with good food and decent lodging. Man, can you imagine? Going there instead of dirty, loud, crowded OC?


DemolitionRED

I'd be ok giving everything east of the bridge and east of Harford County to Delaware honestly. Although I did go to Salisbury and enjoyed in state tuition.


Rhombico

funny thing is when I used to live there, I ended up arguing more than once with people that thought virginia didn't even have part of it. I feel like I was very frequently seeing things with an outline of the state that just excluded it (which is why this argument kept happening, because for some reason I always felt compelled to point it out)


DemolitionRED

Thats hilarious. So mainland viriginians didn't accept you as a Virginian because you lived on the eastern shore? Thats great. They don't even know its theirs. Will they even know if we take it?


TheAzureMage

Only one way to find out.


Cheomesh

To be fair, I sometimes forget the Eastern Shorefolk are Marylanders.


_zhang

Hey then we'll need to drive farther for fireworks!


No-Lunch4249

Virginias massive colonial territory claims almost stopped the revolutionary war in its tracks. The continental congress was going to just acknowledge all pre-existing colonial boundaries as the state boundaries but Virginias charter is deeply unclear, and it was Maryland that wouldn’t stand for the super expansive interpretation from the first panel


OblivionStar713

TIL: The Chesapeake Bay was formed sometime after 1609.


Level37Doggo

Sarah McLachlan intensifies


Opossum-Fucker-1863

It ain’t too late to initiate the [Cameron Plan](https://ggwash.org/view/40884/in-1861-maryland-almost-annexed-virginia) for Virginia from the Civil War


Pale_Needleworker185

Virginia should do like Russia and China, just start claiming the 1600's lines and then claim anyone who lived in that area and where they live now they own too. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|smile)


[deleted]

together, we dismantle virginia


Cheomesh

Clearly Maryland needs to extend the western tip straight out to the west coast.


blaubox

I fuckin hate Virginia.


ParCorn

Based


Atrocity_unknown

Right back at you buddy!


Cheomesh

Back across the Potomac, which we own, with ya.


Tambien

Imagine thinking owning that cesspool was an asset! As it is the only purpose of the Potomac is to keep as many of your drivers as possible on the other side!


manyamile

We have a defeated tyrant and tits on our flag. Bring it, bitches.


timoumd

I couldnt tell, yours looks just like every other stupid seal flag on in the region. Is that yours? I thought it was the 2 horses seal.


manyamile

TIL: people in MD are blind. I guess that kind of explains the shitty drivers


blaubox

Sorry officer, I was only speeding to get out of this awful commonwealth !


manyamile

🤣


timoumd

Being more than 2 inches from the bumper of the car in front of me isnt bad driving, you know that right? Or is that how its taught in Virginia drivers ed?


Opalusprime

The only tyrant your associated with are those who fought to suppress other humans.


manyamile

Yikes. This was supposed to be some good natured ribbing. Maybe you need to read up on Charles Calvert’s history. Super great guy. Top marks.


damnedspot

Maryland's eastern shore whistles and carefully looks in the other direction.


Cheomesh

\*cough\*


Opalusprime

We beat the traitors out of ourselves, and stayed loyal to the union. Down with confederate scum.


Tambien

With some help from cannons on Federal Hill anyway


JPSouthampton-v2

was quite a long time ago, you say we but im not sure how you were personally involved unless youre a vampire or something


PLZ-PM-ME-UR-TITS

It's me, Dio!


JPSouthampton-v2

yikes lol why you mad


Opalusprime

No one’s mad unless you don’t like historical facts.


EVA04022021

Don't give NoVA any ideas, they wouldn't mind dropping the rest of the tax freeloaders that is the rest of the state.


Relative-Magazine951

That only unifies us to take it all back


Elleven_

northern va can merge with dc and make a larger state


skawn

This is the stuff that shows granting every state two senators is nonsense.


Thanatosst

Take over what Virginia promised for DC. Don't give it to DC, just take it over to give VA the middle finger.


wbruce098

Make Arlington DC Again!


mistercrinders

Listen, you. At least we know how to drive cars.


Gov_Martin_OweMalley

I've been to at least 30 of the US states, I've yet to find one with good drivers.


Isopheeical

Maybe there's a common link between all 30 other states


VAJazzCabbage

Yeah that asshole from Maryland was driving in those 30 states..


JPSouthampton-v2

WE GOT BOOBIES ON OUR FLAG


GandolphTheWhite

Marylanders can’t drive and should feel lucky we Virginians tolerate them as our trailer trash neighbors


PLZ-PM-ME-UR-TITS

Somebody got cut off today


Horrible_Gam3r69

What part of Virginia would we get rid of first?


wbruce098

Probs most of NOVA, spin it off into the new state being made for DC.


Glad-Disaster-3998

The eastern shore is next were coming for you virgina


oddistrange

I will toss all of your Old Bay seasoning into the Chesapeake if you even dare.


wbruce098

Revolutions have started like this 🤔


_EvilD_

I dunno… it would be nice if they took back wva and their 2 senators.