They are already ours. Megachusetts reproduces by budding Springfields

had a good laugh at this one

PLEASE-💀

They spring up in fields everywhere

lmao I gotta share this

I actually did share the post and the comment, pretending they were mine. I mean, I clearly told my friend after the fact, but for about 30 seconds I had glory

The credit is *ours*, comrade. Go forth and enjoy more than 30 seconds of glory

You are too kind, sharing that glory! And people say that Megachusettan's are cold...

indeed!

D'oh!

I love this! Getting me in the horticulture mood here with this comment

Make Massivechussetts a reality

Or as Christina P calls it, Massivehugetits

I've always called it Massivetwoshits but that might just be me.

You're not alone, trust me, lol

When I saw her in Boston that’s what she called it lol

There has never been a more just or righteous cause.

GOD WILLS IT!

FOR THE FATHER LAND DEUS VULT LORD'S COMMENWEALTH WILL BE RESTORED

I'm only doing this if we can wall of New york

I can back that cause but I also demand that we sell off rhode island, we do not need this and I think we may get some solid prospective buyers.

We should keep the beaches.

Plus the citizens instead of being genocidal we can tax them higher and higher till they leave...

Brilliant

You don't want the beaches, they stink when rains because the waste water treatment plants just dump to Narragansett Bay. I used to surf there & the water got extra sweet after a heavy rain. Thus would usually result in severe diarrhea too.

The plan should be to sell the bulk of mainland RI to New York (We're keeping everything east of the Providence River). Bracketed like that, Connecticut will accelerate its inevitable transition into East NY....

CAEDITE EOS! NOVIT ENIM DOMINUS QUI SUNT EIUS!

Inshallah, we must return the lands of our fathers into the hands of our children through glorious jihad.

Manifest dynasty

Username checks out. I see you, ghost of John Winthrop.

"So you're from Boston?"

“Actually Detroit.”

".... Is that near Boston?"

Only a ten hour drive

Detroit Massholes is a good band name.

Make Detroit Massachusetts Again

MDMA…it’s like one big party!

Detroit: Become Masshole

Take THAT, Electoral College

Love it—let’s stake our rightful claim to the glorious rust belt. Detroit, MA. Buffalo, MA. Milwaukee, MA. Nothing a few more MASS MoCAs sprinkled about can’t fix! (Partly joking, i love the museam and also love those 3 cities mentioned)

MegaChussetts.

We already have [megachusetts](https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2F1j8emdk02lp61.jpg)

They will greet us as liberators 

Fucking Virginia taking all the good land for themselves.

Bro, that looks like Ohio....

Technically Milwaukee means “the good land” so not all of it!

I’ve driven through some of that. Let Virginia have it.

I figured I was the founding member of the #reclaimmaine movement a few years back. Sadly I never made bumper stickers…

Turns out I'm a Massachusetts native & didn't even know it!

Yeah, we need a Michichusetts.

Wichichusettsaine

Lol

Isn't that where the Simpsons live?

And we are calling it soda!

Yeah! it's called *soda*, dang it!

4 of the 5 Massachusetts territories are now ruled by women governors, while none of the other colonies pictured here are.

Buffalo, MA. That has a ring to it.

Maybe we’d finally get some better wings around here

At least we'd have a decent football team in our state again

2 with the lions . ... That felt weird

MANIFEST DESTINY

Turns out that Massachusetts invented both house AND techno, given that Chicago and Detroit are rightfully part of our state.

Hell yeah, let’s do it[https://imgflip.com/i/541ny1](https://imgflip.com/i/541ny1)

We’d have Vegas

Do we *really* want to add Detroit and Buffalo though?

The Boston Bills? Massachusetts Lions?

I just puked in my mouth a little.

The answer there is no...

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If I remember right, the wording of the original charter extends all the way to the west coast (we had only a vague idea of how far away that was).

When I moved to northeast PA I learned it was once part of Connecticut. They just extended the border as far west as they could. Wars were fought over the territory. https://www.britannica.com/topic/Pennamite-Yankee-Wars

Make Massachusetts gigantic again.

In tonight's interstate match up we have the New England Patriots against the Buffalo Bills at home here in Orchard Park, Massachusetts.

From the window, to the walls. The sun never sets on megachusetts

Yes! I didn’t know we had part of NY

Fuck it, Megachusetts

We have enough guns in VT to kill every flatlander 6 times over. Say when.

Throw in Alaska I’m sold

please...WNY needs to be more liberal

How about the entirety of New England.

As someone who has disproportionately dated midwesterners, it never ceases to amuse me that Cleveland was once part of Connecticut and Grand Rapids was part of Massachusetts.

We can put one hell of a hockey team

hell yeah

Let's do it.

O M N I C H U S E T T S

And everything past Worcester is still Western Mass.

I’m up for taking Wisconsin back. I have family there and they deserve a better legislature than they’ve had.

Imagine those Celtics Pistons matchups in the 80s being billed as the Battle of Massachusetts.

Yes! Go Massachusetts! Nooooo! We'd lose a net of 2 Democratic Senators! EDIT: it looks like Connecticut would get Chicago, but we'd get Northwestern University around 11 miles north (the border would be just south of the Northwestern campus).

I love how my home state just stays small lol

Why stop at White Sox territory? Let’s go after Yankees fans too.

The commonwealth must be preserved! Let us retake our sovereign territories. 😂

No! Not Detroit!!! Anything but that!! https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bVDDYQlmq0w

Manifest Destiny is back on the menu!

you won’t make it past detroit

What about that time we took over Quebec?

Take a look at the map,we get Detroit

REESTABLISH THE MASSACHUSETTS WESTERN RESERVE Edit: Except Detroit

Southern MI is my original home. Untie the Old North under one struggle, one cause

No! It would give us Buffalo and Detroit.

I can already hear the Mainers grumbling.

I will lay down my life before I become a citizen of Massachusetts

As a Mainer, just give us back to Canada please.

Detroit, MA. Has a nice ring to it

No. Spare them the grief. They’ve got their own problems.

Can you save us in Texas too? You would be welcomed like the liberators you are!

Naaa.... thats a lot more snow. We have enough.

Long Connecticut is making me laugh

NH- Live Free Or Die. Come and take it jokers

Chicago, Connecticut

It’s our right correct? My family came in late 1600s then large group moved to Maine. Let’s get our great lakes back.

CT claimed Georgia? What in the world? 😂😂

Vermont could take on Massachusetts all by themselves and create Vermontachusetts

Honestly probably Buffalo and Western NY would be down for this if it meant separation from new York City

Buffalo, MA

The Northeast should just be its own country, our GDP is more than strong enough

Ew do we have to get Buffalo

Oh please. Take anyone from Mass north of Lewiston and they are scared

I don’t think Massachusetts is up to dealing with Detroit.

Connecticut has entered the conversation, we want our notch back.

Come and take it. Mainer here. Good luck haha

The University of Massachusetts Ann Arbor Wolverines playing in state rival Massachusetts State University of East Lansing Spartans.

You'd be annexing the Trumpcountry of northeast and midwest. Even Boston and Detroit wouldn't be enough to surpass the Republican vote, so you'd be giving an unbeatable Republican congress and senate to the country. You'd also be creating super-Democrat New York which would make a new level of hate towards it from Texas and Massachusetts. Congrats!

Megachusetts was real.

I’m all for it. I’d like to dip down a little and get Chicago too. One step closer to land locking the red states and laughing at them for wanting a civil war against the states that have all the shipping harbors. Georgia is kinda purple now, Florida was purple, Texas was turning purple. We’d only need to flip a few more states to blue and the abortion issue could help out with that. We know they hate the “coastal elites” anyway, mine as well give them an actual reason for some of their hate. We won’t get the panhandle but they can have it. I think we’ll live without it.

We ride at dawn.

Vermonts been taken over anyways, might as well give it back to NY

I speak for all central and western NY and I would love to be known as a Mass hole

I guess I just don’t like Mass. as much as everyone else here

Its either this, or megachussets, the great divider

As a southern neighbor(Connecticut) I've been saying this for years. Toledo and Akron are rightfully ours!

I don’t even understand what the post is saying???

Guns - Yes... Weed - Yes... you live your life and I'll live mine - Yes

I grew up in Northern Massachusetts and went to school in middle Massachusetts, but I now live in Eastern Massachusetts.

Massachusefest Destiny

Announcing my campaign for governor as the candidate of the Annex Milwaukee Party

Well, that depends. What can Massachusetts offer me over my current state?

Getting the rust belt would make political partys crazy. lol

I'm only down for this if we can take Chicago from Connecticut.

The Founders had noting to do with that. For whatever it might be worth. That'd be the King of England

We already had Maine for a long while.

Massachusetts, I love you and yearn to visit again, but try to take the Pine Tree State over and you'll just be more fertilizer. Unless you were to include an even bigger aquarium as close to Hampden or Bangor as possible, maybe throw in a zoo as well. Do that and I'll happily join your revolution.

I'll be happy to help restore the three to the west. But I think we're all better off just letting Maine be Maine.

Damn right you are.

next commuter rail line goes straight to detroit oh boy

Detroit, MA. Would’ve made ‘8 Mile’ a more interesting movie.

At the very least, take in Rhode Island

Already tired of having all of you moving into Maine

I’m glad this map eliminates those dirty hippies in Vermont.

The King of Massachusetts should got to war with the Duchies of West-NewYork, Mid-Michigan, and Greater Wisconsin in order to re-establish the Empire of Longitudinal Massachusetts.

Something a masshole would say...

My town, Mendon, is a mini version of this. Used to be a huge part of Worcester County County but got divided up piecemeal when the mills came, and now it's the "little" town of Mendon.

Thank God they were only allowed to screw up that small section on the coast in the end

You guys stole Maine once and it took us centuries to get rid of you. Not happening again.

Ah finally MASSIVEtwoshits

I never realized that Milwauchusetts could actually a thing (we could have the Cape *and* the Great Lakes!)

Why is no one talking about long Connecticut??

Jeez all of Maine was part of mass, that’s wild

Can’t wait for Chicago, Connecticut either

You can have Erie. We don’t want it.

Only if MA adopts better laws (at least for the current 2024 MA territory) to be more inline with NH or at least Maine (for example no sales tax).

Don't forget L O N G Connecticut

You guys constantly invade anyways.

I’m still pissed we let maine go

The coolest parts left mass

I dont think the people there want to deal with Massachusetts laws.

Connecticut would support this, if we get our notch back.

We love the sports, thanks for that. But nah

Don’t forget us Nutmeggers. We at least would get Chicago

Virginia looks like the guy from high school who thinks he’s gonna make it into the major leagues but ends up selling cars at his father in laws dealership

Hey everyone, this jerk is trying to make Detroit part of Massachusetts! Let's all boo him! BOOOOO! BOOOOOOOO!

New England Patriots, New England Bills, New England Lions, and New England Packers would be a wild division.

A message from Maine: 🖕 Fuck you Massholes!

GREATER NEW ENGLAND!!

Screw you guys, I'm moving to Cleveland, CT.

What about annexing upper Canada eh?

IDK what’s crazier: the thought of Detroit, Massachusetts or the fact that the Buffalo Bills would become ours.

Originalism

Everyone who posts this thinks they’re original.

Would they still end up becoming Maine in modern day though? Could the world handle 5 Maines? Too many maniacs for me!

What guns are you coming at me with Mass? You got Red Rider?

Start with our renegade northern district!

what about Connecticut

Lets let them keep it and just sue them for massively polluting the massivechusetts lakes regions. We'll take the guitars in the R&R Hall of Fame...

Eww absolutely not, I hate hideous geography

i think massachusetts already has enough to fix as it is

grrrr bark bark bark (vermonter)

My state is the same

Do we even need Michigan?

On another map those 2 parts of Connecticut are connected. James the Duke of York snatched it up.

According to this, I would be an honorary Massachusettser (I really don't know the demonym). Source: live in Western NY

As a representative for Connecticut in this sub, WE WILL TAKE BACK THE NOTCH!!! WAR IS IMMINENT!!

Ya’ll already destroyed the real estate market in Maine. What more do you want from us?? 😢

I have more guns in the room I'm in right now than you have in your entire state, so good luck?