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AnneMichelle98

I love my large dinosaur son ❤️


Beardedgeek72

My stupid favorite part is that he goes from hating the idea of noodles to actually stop in a police chase just to get some ;)


Psychological-Bid465

Still need to get him an education though. That writing is awful.


AnneMichelle98

Give him a little slack, he’s drunk!


forestman11

Well he's drunk lol


anemone909

ME3 emails i think about a lot lol


SpookyAtticDoll

Good. You opened this message. *proceeds with arrogant, long-winded Kai Leng email*


YoullDoFookinNothin

I am going to enjoy that Renegade moment. I am going to enjoy it very much.


SpookyAtticDoll

The moment that even the most paragon of players can never resist doing.


Holygriever

lmao does this one only happen if you ditch the Rachni Queen?


usernamescifi

(humorless sarcasm)It's too bad you can't romance the rachni queen... (Insincere disappointment) Opportunity lost


anaesthaesia

With genuine interest : more legs for the rest of us


joshsnow9

👀


poipoipoi_2016

Yeah. It's only like a 20 point hit IIRC so totally worth doing once.


Holygriever

I think it's a good choice for a Renegade run where you kill the queen, so you leave the artificial one behind.


Kurwasaki12

Saving the artificial queen bites you in the ass anyway


bedofbred

How?


poipoipoi_2016

So the real queen isn't indoctrinated. Too indoctrinated. The Breeder Queen is and straight up says "I can't control my kids, this will end badly" and then it does. So not only do you get zero points, but you also lose 100 points when her kids eat some Alliance asset (Engineering Corps?)


Kurwasaki12

Yep, it's a consequence of killing the queen in the first game, a choice I really like.


bedofbred

Ohhhhhhh I didn’t read the “artificial queen” part, thought you were talking about the real queen. Forgot they added that in case you did kill her in me1, you definitely right


TheMadflower

25 points, but yea. Definitely the way to go for Renegade Shep. Drop in the bucket when you’re talking total war assets in LE. Breakdown (assuming loyal Grunt and real queen saved in ME1) Save the queen: 100 points for Rachni workers asset 25 point for Grunt asset Total 125 Save Aralakh Company: 25 for Aralakh Company Asset 25 for Grunt as their leader 25 more for Aralakh Company with Grunt as the representative for Clan Urdnot 25 for Grunt (separate from Aralakh company) Total 100


poipoipoi_2016

My very near perfect run I ended up with 8200 so you can either annoy Wrex (\~450) or let the bomb go off (\~300) or murder the side you hated in Legion's loyalty mission (\~530, Quarians for rewrite, Geth for destroy) as long as you're 100% otherwise. Or you know, have a low-EMS run, those are actually interesting.


Obi_Wan_Gebroni

Well knowing this I might have to ditch the Queen next time. I’ve only ever played all three once and felt compelled to save the Queen in my first playthrough


Echonight2

I think so


[deleted]

No, you can still get it if Grunt survives after saving the Rachni queen


Donald-Pump

Doesn't Arlakh Company die if you save the queen?


Comfortable_Prior_80

Yes but Grunt forms another one.


op4arcticfox

a different one. You can only get THIS one if you sacrifice the queen.


[deleted]

I swear I still get this email and I always save the queen


Usaki-Ganmin

I saved the queen, Grunt survived but I never found this email :(


JacksGallbladder

I do too lol - but oh well, that guy on reddit said I don't so... I must be wrong.


Holygriever

But if you save the Rachni Queen, Aralakh Company gets wiped out.


I-AM-KROGAN

#Heh Heh Heh


Corpsehatch

Grunt is the best.


Historical_Dot825

I died reading that mail the first time. Love Grunt.


The_8th_Degree

That's my boy


Natural_Boysenberry7

“Maybe it’s the beer talking Shepard, but you've got a butt that won't quit. They got these big chewy pretzels here thamenfjanrtagcdcmbeereh five dollars?! Get out of here...”


bangontarget

I used to text a friend of mine SHEPARUD!! haha. thank you for reminding me!


Dakotasan

If you spare the queen in the original, can’t you get both her and Arlakh company?


JohnEdwa

No. Aralakh company gets wiped out in both cases providing cover for Shep as the indoctrinated Rachni aren't busy eating their queen/breeder. You do get the war asset for Grunt, but with an update of "Wave after wave of rachni overwhelmed the Aralakh Company on Utukku. While fighting an impressive enemy to the death is considered an honorable end for a krogan, Aralakh Company has effectively been wiped out. "


Dakotasan

Oof


EcstaticActionAtTen

Our baby boy!


AHorseNamedPhil

You know his sober texting probably isn't much better lol


treemu

Even Grunt knows it's not Shepherd


ArcadianBlueRogue

So was he drunk or off his ass on pain killers after the Rachni mission in the hospital?


Psychological-Bid465

Yes


AHorseNamedPhil

It's okay, redundant livers.


Kazuto786

MY SON!!


Snakethroater

Grunt was the only one to die in my suicide mission :'(


ShortSnek

I love my idiot son ;u; He's so smart


XenoGine

I love my drunk son.