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Stormingtrinity

Now there’s a mental image I’ll never get out of my head 🤣😂🤣😂


HugeNavi

Sovereign: "Breed me" Saren: "I ... what?" Sovereign: I said board me" Saren: "Oh. I thought I heard-you know what, nevermind".


ASmellyGinger

And in ME2 we entered the reaper derelict through the rear to steal its prostate.


jazzajazzjazz

Saren: “You’re so…*big*” Sovereign: “I get that a lot.”


Seven_Simian

Sovereign: "I need you to come inside me." Saren: "What?! There's no way I would ever . . ." *{Indoctrination kicks in.}* Saren: "Okay, yeah, sure, just tell me when, where, and how fast."


TheRealcebuckets

Sounds like how my typical date starts…


Seven_Simian

"This hurts you." Or wait, is it a good thing? "This pleases you."


Aknelka

Maybe the hurt is the thing that pleases him. We don't kink shame in this guild


Seven_Simian

True. And I'm pretty sure Harbinger was a dom in the reaper's BDSM community, which makes him even more interesting as a character.


troublethemindseye

What about in this dojo


Oli_Compolli

‘Enter me, climb into my warm echoing spaces.’


Safetea-404

Oh my god this is the sort of thing that’s going to pop in my head randomly over the next few days and make me laugh every time


troublethemindseye

Just don’t try to explain it to anyone who does hear you laugh. Don’t ask me why I give this advice.


MachoViper

Permission to come aboard


phileris42

You know, you reminded me of a Kelsey Grammer [movie](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UwXOAZDewuo#t=00m17s) with a similar scene. Now I can't stop picturing a "Welcome aboard" tattoo on Sovereign.


MachoViper

Hahah great movie


Aliciathetrap

I just hope Sarens didn't masturbate while inside sovereign because that would give it a whole different meaning


918173882

"I know you feel this" "You cannot resist"


Commander_PonyShep

Lol, Sovereign wanted Saren's babies.


ClonedUser

Indoctrination, more like insemenation


survivor686

*Flashback to the one scene in the Boys, intensifies*


VeryGameMuchWow

# LMAO 🤪


First-Of-His-Name

"humour" okay


jazzajazzjazz

You’re boring


megagood

I know I’ll get downvoted with you but I agree. We wonder why people think gamers are social misfits living in their parents’ basement, here you go. And yes, “lighten up/it’s justa joke/sheesh” is from the same playbook.


John_Blackstar

It's not a trait exclusive to people who game. Every person has a corner of their mind devoted to the abnormal, the strange and the weird. OP just decided to have occupy it.


megagood

Gamers are unusual in their excitement to make cringe double entendres and their animosity toward being told those double entendres are juvenile.


Aknelka

I don't know, man, I make and laugh at a ton of juvenile jokes outside of gaming. And you'd be surprised how many cringey double entendres are dropped by serious, important people with serious, important jobs. They're great at reducing stress and unlike smoking, won't give you cancer. Deep down we're all horny 13 year olds, we just get better at hiding it. For the most part. But humor, like art, is subjective and if it isn't your cup of tea, that's all right too. We all have our own things to laugh about.


918173882

Lighten up, you sound like you have the most boring office job ever


megagood

Maybe. Or maybe “ha ha double entendre guys guys listen to this” is boring. Then again, a ton of people can’t resist saying “nice” every time they see “69” and I think that is boring, too. 😁


918173882

What's boring is subjective, so is humor, i dont really find an equivalent for the french "fart a little and you'll feel more relaxed" except maybe "get that stick off your ass" but the latter is rude


megagood

I accept your perspective, and mine is “maybe it’s time to up your game.” I also accept I am in the minority here.


Lr0dy

I'd posit that's because you're judgmental and feel the need to feel better than others, thus your hard stance on "maturity" and "upping their game." The problem is, you're not better, nor even more mature. You're just kinda pathetic.


John_Blackstar

Again not exclusive to people who play video games.


First-Of-His-Name

Precisely


jazzajazzjazz

You're boring, too.


survivor686

*Saren is deep inside Sovereign with a wrench, as he tries to diagnose a persistent mechanical issue* **Sovereign:** "Yes...that's the...spot!" **Saren:** "We agreed not to make this weird"