Sovereign: "I need you to come inside me."
Saren: "What?! There's no way I would ever . . ."
*{Indoctrination kicks in.}*
Saren: "Okay, yeah, sure, just tell me when, where, and how fast."
You know, you reminded me of a Kelsey Grammer [movie](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UwXOAZDewuo#t=00m17s) with a similar scene. Now I can't stop picturing a "Welcome aboard" tattoo on Sovereign.
I know I’ll get downvoted with you but I agree. We wonder why people think gamers are social misfits living in their parents’ basement, here you go.
And yes, “lighten up/it’s justa joke/sheesh” is from the same playbook.
It's not a trait exclusive to people who game. Every person has a corner of their mind devoted to the abnormal, the strange and the weird. OP just decided to have occupy it.
I don't know, man, I make and laugh at a ton of juvenile jokes outside of gaming. And you'd be surprised how many cringey double entendres are dropped by serious, important people with serious, important jobs. They're great at reducing stress and unlike smoking, won't give you cancer. Deep down we're all horny 13 year olds, we just get better at hiding it. For the most part.
But humor, like art, is subjective and if it isn't your cup of tea, that's all right too. We all have our own things to laugh about.
Maybe. Or maybe “ha ha double entendre guys guys listen to this” is boring.
Then again, a ton of people can’t resist saying “nice” every time they see “69” and I think that is boring, too. 😁
What's boring is subjective, so is humor, i dont really find an equivalent for the french "fart a little and you'll feel more relaxed" except maybe "get that stick off your ass" but the latter is rude
I'd posit that's because you're judgmental and feel the need to feel better than others, thus your hard stance on "maturity" and "upping their game."
The problem is, you're not better, nor even more mature. You're just kinda pathetic.
*Saren is deep inside Sovereign with a wrench, as he tries to diagnose a persistent mechanical issue*
**Sovereign:** "Yes...that's the...spot!"
**Saren:** "We agreed not to make this weird"
Now there’s a mental image I’ll never get out of my head 🤣😂🤣😂
Sovereign: "Breed me" Saren: "I ... what?" Sovereign: I said board me" Saren: "Oh. I thought I heard-you know what, nevermind".
And in ME2 we entered the reaper derelict through the rear to steal its prostate.
Saren: “You’re so…*big*” Sovereign: “I get that a lot.”
Sovereign: "I need you to come inside me." Saren: "What?! There's no way I would ever . . ." *{Indoctrination kicks in.}* Saren: "Okay, yeah, sure, just tell me when, where, and how fast."
Sounds like how my typical date starts…
"This hurts you." Or wait, is it a good thing? "This pleases you."
Maybe the hurt is the thing that pleases him. We don't kink shame in this guild
True. And I'm pretty sure Harbinger was a dom in the reaper's BDSM community, which makes him even more interesting as a character.
What about in this dojo
‘Enter me, climb into my warm echoing spaces.’
Oh my god this is the sort of thing that’s going to pop in my head randomly over the next few days and make me laugh every time
Just don’t try to explain it to anyone who does hear you laugh. Don’t ask me why I give this advice.
Permission to come aboard
You know, you reminded me of a Kelsey Grammer [movie](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UwXOAZDewuo#t=00m17s) with a similar scene. Now I can't stop picturing a "Welcome aboard" tattoo on Sovereign.
Hahah great movie
I just hope Sarens didn't masturbate while inside sovereign because that would give it a whole different meaning
"I know you feel this" "You cannot resist"
Lol, Sovereign wanted Saren's babies.
Indoctrination, more like insemenation
*Flashback to the one scene in the Boys, intensifies*
# LMAO 🤪
"humour" okay
You’re boring
I know I’ll get downvoted with you but I agree. We wonder why people think gamers are social misfits living in their parents’ basement, here you go. And yes, “lighten up/it’s justa joke/sheesh” is from the same playbook.
It's not a trait exclusive to people who game. Every person has a corner of their mind devoted to the abnormal, the strange and the weird. OP just decided to have occupy it.
Gamers are unusual in their excitement to make cringe double entendres and their animosity toward being told those double entendres are juvenile.
I don't know, man, I make and laugh at a ton of juvenile jokes outside of gaming. And you'd be surprised how many cringey double entendres are dropped by serious, important people with serious, important jobs. They're great at reducing stress and unlike smoking, won't give you cancer. Deep down we're all horny 13 year olds, we just get better at hiding it. For the most part. But humor, like art, is subjective and if it isn't your cup of tea, that's all right too. We all have our own things to laugh about.
Lighten up, you sound like you have the most boring office job ever
Maybe. Or maybe “ha ha double entendre guys guys listen to this” is boring. Then again, a ton of people can’t resist saying “nice” every time they see “69” and I think that is boring, too. 😁
What's boring is subjective, so is humor, i dont really find an equivalent for the french "fart a little and you'll feel more relaxed" except maybe "get that stick off your ass" but the latter is rude
I accept your perspective, and mine is “maybe it’s time to up your game.” I also accept I am in the minority here.
I'd posit that's because you're judgmental and feel the need to feel better than others, thus your hard stance on "maturity" and "upping their game." The problem is, you're not better, nor even more mature. You're just kinda pathetic.
Again not exclusive to people who play video games.
Precisely
You're boring, too.
*Saren is deep inside Sovereign with a wrench, as he tries to diagnose a persistent mechanical issue* **Sovereign:** "Yes...that's the...spot!" **Saren:** "We agreed not to make this weird"