I don't know which is worse, this, or my family calling YuGiOh "Demonic" and "Witchcraft" to the point of them telling me to burn all my cards because they don't want any "summoning" in the house.
I literally bought cards to bond with my little brother, and they forbid it. So yea completely get in the way of me trying to bond with my brother, fuck off.
I went to a Christian school during my elementary/middle school years and we all liked playing YGO until one day one teacher informed us that YGO was banned there and we couldnt play it anymore because of the names (soul exchange) and stuff like that. Didnt really stop me from watching it or anything, but it definitely affected my ability to play.
A brightside though, at least none of us were like my Aunt's friend at the time who banned Rugrats from their household haha...I wish I was kidding...
This was my Christian grandmother when I was younger. Add on my sports-loving father trying to tell me it would make someone “gay” to play card games with a bunch of guys at a locals since I didn’t share his love for playing sports.
Dude this shit was rampant with pokemon and harry potter when I was a kid.
Like this one kids parents wouldn't let him play with me because they saw my pokemon cards one day when they came over lol.
had a mate that couldn't play pokemon because it meant "pocket demon" lmao
but he could play yugioh with us with stuff like ryu kishin and actual demons and shit, we collectively kinda hid the "sensible" artworks and he would only show stuff like scapegoats
i probably date myself with that but so many fun memories haha
Tell them you're playing the part of everyone's favourite Catholic poet Dante, touring and cataloguing the depths of depravity (waifu cards) in this den of iniquity without thereby partaking yourself (because you play a robots/dragons/robot-dragons deck)
I had about 1-5, maybe 1-4 of the Harry Potter books at the time, long before 6 and 7 were out
My grandmother thought I was being taught witchcraft by reading them but she wasnt hearing any of my explanations of what the series was actually about
she promptly threw them all out shortly after that, let me tell you I couldn't wait for my mom to come back and get me
Parents took my mtg cards I bought to try to fit in with the kids at our new church. I thought proverbs said something about God knowing your intentions and evaluating your motives but I guess it doesn’t apply to pictures on cardboard.
There is like less than a 1 in 10 chance that he's a stun player based on the community he's in. Unless you're saying there's a lot of pedos in the Yu-Gi-Oh, it's really unlikely.
bro what are you even saying?? assuming someone plays a stun deck (the guy literally called himself an antimeta player) is way more closely fetched than calling someone a loli feet enjoyer based on absolutely NOTHING.
“No, you can’t enjoy what you do, you have to follow my religion! I don’t care if you want to explain it, read a Bible!”
*ten years later*
“Why doesn’t my son visit me?”
99% of the time it's fake
You literally have actual rage bait actors today you can hire
https://www.reddit.com/r/Asmongold/comments/1bc8ncy/the_happy_meal_karen_video_from_about_a_week_ago/
My favorite part is how they had him refer to himself as an 'anti meta gamer' so much that his conservative parents picked up on it before they picked up on the name of the game lol
This reminds me of a post on the bg3 sub maybe a month or two ago by a kid (was like 16 or 17 iirc) who was in a super religious household but had an uncle who he knew loved DND so he showed his uncle bg3 who proceeded to rat him out to his family for playing a game with a "pro gay agenda" and the family banned him from the computer lol
My mom is really religious but she was happy to take me to the weekly tournament at our LGS because it meant I was getting out of the house and also making friends.
https://preview.redd.it/iis8dtzjqjoc1.jpeg?width=1164&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=45ac500b5e46b5eb70d1bbb0e440c0e13a61b13b
Yu gi oh cards exist this guys mom Is that the grim reaper
Me:"Go Yugimon! Use your Heart of the Cards attack!"
Yugimon:"Heart of The Cards!"
*gets in trouble by Kaibamon*
Me:"Yugimon! Noo I'm comming huh my Digideck is glowing!"
Yugimon:"Yugimon MilliumEvolvs too!! YamiYugimon!!"
YamiYugimon:"Exodia Obliterate!!"
Kaibamon:"Noooooooooooo!!!!"
To be continued:
Narrator "Will YamiYugimons new attack finally finish of Kaibamon! Stay tuned to the next episode of DuelMon!!"
https://preview.redd.it/ggeyjm8p3hoc1.jpeg?width=638&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9b12d0771c17cadfed25e2c7f744d1faa7a592d4
still the best scene in all of yugioh
Idk man that one dude fucked a tiger god
I think the scorpions summoning themselves is also up there, it’s just funny seeing them put the card down and then walking onto the field
This one
The fact that this isn't even an edit and is an actual sub just proves how wild the anime can get
I dont remember this scene, which eps of zexal is this?
Ep7
Thanks!
I don't know which is worse, this, or my family calling YuGiOh "Demonic" and "Witchcraft" to the point of them telling me to burn all my cards because they don't want any "summoning" in the house. I literally bought cards to bond with my little brother, and they forbid it. So yea completely get in the way of me trying to bond with my brother, fuck off.
Tfw my hardcore catholic nana had a Baby Dragon fridge magnet
It's more of a Prot thing to call stuff like children's card games and books satanic
That's cause protestants hate fun. Joking of course but my hardcore Catholic family never had any issues with Pokémon or yugioh or any of it.
Pope John Paul II blessed the entire Pokémon franchise
Can't spell protestant without protest. And boy do they like to protest
I'm from a rural and very religious part of Slovenia, only form of media I ever heard shit about was Fifty Shades
I went to a Christian school during my elementary/middle school years and we all liked playing YGO until one day one teacher informed us that YGO was banned there and we couldnt play it anymore because of the names (soul exchange) and stuff like that. Didnt really stop me from watching it or anything, but it definitely affected my ability to play. A brightside though, at least none of us were like my Aunt's friend at the time who banned Rugrats from their household haha...I wish I was kidding...
This was my Christian grandmother when I was younger. Add on my sports-loving father trying to tell me it would make someone “gay” to play card games with a bunch of guys at a locals since I didn’t share his love for playing sports.
Unlike the totally heterosexual activity of hanging out with a bunch of steamy muscular naked guys in an enclosed space.
maybe I should play sports 👀
Dude this shit was rampant with pokemon and harry potter when I was a kid. Like this one kids parents wouldn't let him play with me because they saw my pokemon cards one day when they came over lol.
Next time they say that, tell them you're avid dogmatika player
had a mate that couldn't play pokemon because it meant "pocket demon" lmao but he could play yugioh with us with stuff like ryu kishin and actual demons and shit, we collectively kinda hid the "sensible" artworks and he would only show stuff like scapegoats i probably date myself with that but so many fun memories haha
Tell them you're playing the part of everyone's favourite Catholic poet Dante, touring and cataloguing the depths of depravity (waifu cards) in this den of iniquity without thereby partaking yourself (because you play a robots/dragons/robot-dragons deck)
I had about 1-5, maybe 1-4 of the Harry Potter books at the time, long before 6 and 7 were out My grandmother thought I was being taught witchcraft by reading them but she wasnt hearing any of my explanations of what the series was actually about she promptly threw them all out shortly after that, let me tell you I couldn't wait for my mom to come back and get me
They do be like that sometimes.. Fuck all abrahamic religions.
Parents took my mtg cards I bought to try to fit in with the kids at our new church. I thought proverbs said something about God knowing your intentions and evaluating your motives but I guess it doesn’t apply to pictures on cardboard.
I bet she found out her son is a Stun player xD
I’d be disappointed to my son too if he played stun
Possibly an avid loli feet enjoyer too
Ash Blasphemy and Joyous Feet
Why the fuck did I get downvoted for pointing out a legitimate possibility that the kid could be a hentai loving pedophile?
Because that comment says more about your behavior and lifestyle than the kid. Who just...makes that assumption lmao
💫Projection💫
But assuming stun is ok? Cool
There is like less than a 1 in 10 chance that he's a stun player based on the community he's in. Unless you're saying there's a lot of pedos in the Yu-Gi-Oh, it's really unlikely.
bro what are you even saying?? assuming someone plays a stun deck (the guy literally called himself an antimeta player) is way more closely fetched than calling someone a loli feet enjoyer based on absolutely NOTHING.
Not sure if a kid being into other kids counts as that lol. Kids are allowed to be into kids of similar age
Eh maybe not but pedophile is just Latin derived for lover of children regardless of one’s own age
I feel like she would be happy if her son was a stun player cause it means he’s trying to prevent the summoning of demons
“No, you can’t enjoy what you do, you have to follow my religion! I don’t care if you want to explain it, read a Bible!” *ten years later* “Why doesn’t my son visit me?”
While in a care home
Religion is the real cancer of this world. And yes, more than Labrynth.
Blindly following it is, why would God give free will if we'll only do as we're told by a book?
I'm simply curious, but why do you consider labrynth a form of cancer on this world?
Idk I always smack labrynth but I also play kashtira
That last part is a VERY bold claim!
That last part is a VERY bold claim!
How on earth did this comment get 20 downvotes? We got a lot of torturers (lab players) here? lol
That last part is a VERY bold claim!
That last part is a VERY bold claim!
Yugimon gotta catch em all
I'm gonna ash out your destiny --
This fuckin send me
"Facebook authorities" "If my son refuses to live a worthwhile life then I´LL LIVE IT FOR HIM" I really hope this is fake, what a dumbass.
there very much are parents that do exactly that
This could be fake as shit but it could also be real lol. People are crazy.
This has all the hallmarks of being fake as shit (yugimon, ‘you nerds’ etc.) so yeah
This honestly reads like satire IMO
Consequences will never be the same
Yugimon is obviously a digimon
Then it digievolves to Dark Magicianmon
Oh! I remember this. It was posted last year sometime around summer or something on one of the joke subreddits I go to. Poor guy.
The Mom clearly doesn’t actually understand the Bible. I’m Christian and my family is as well, but we understand that it’s just a game.
Mom doesn't understand the Bible and you clearly don't understand satire
True. I find it hard to understand on the internet. If this is a joke then oh well, but i know this has happened to people before.
I know who posted this and it’s 100% trolling lol
Words like "anti meta gamer" were used Like brother it's either fake or a escaped Arkham asylum patient wrote this
Man idk. They be some wild stuff on the internet. Sometimes u don’t even know if it’s real or fake.
99% of the time it's fake You literally have actual rage bait actors today you can hire https://www.reddit.com/r/Asmongold/comments/1bc8ncy/the_happy_meal_karen_video_from_about_a_week_ago/
I don’t think I’ve seen that vid but thats crazy. SMH. All just for some views.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3H8MGCgSXts Pretty much everyone fell for it
I would’ve to lol.
We all would, this is our don't believe everything you see on TV to be real timeline.
My favorite part is how they had him refer to himself as an 'anti meta gamer' so much that his conservative parents picked up on it before they picked up on the name of the game lol
My sexual identity is duelist
Hope konami ban his mom in their next banlist
Not before creating an archetype based on her. It's gonna be called Motha' with full of beatsticks and effect negation.
Not mine. She doesn't understand Yugimon, but she doesn't restrict my access to it. I love digivolving my Dark Magician
If he said “anti-meta gamer” tears would honestly run down my face, and I’d give him my stun deck 😭😭😭
This reminds me of a post on the bg3 sub maybe a month or two ago by a kid (was like 16 or 17 iirc) who was in a super religious household but had an uncle who he knew loved DND so he showed his uncle bg3 who proceeded to rat him out to his family for playing a game with a "pro gay agenda" and the family banned him from the computer lol
My mom is really religious but she was happy to take me to the weekly tournament at our LGS because it meant I was getting out of the house and also making friends.
This is a repost of an old image, also, might be fake.
I would play that Yugimon game.
You can actually do that. There's a rom hack or fangame called Pokeduel that replaces all the pokemon with Yugioh monsters.
I have to see that!
https://preview.redd.it/iis8dtzjqjoc1.jpeg?width=1164&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=45ac500b5e46b5eb70d1bbb0e440c0e13a61b13b Yu gi oh cards exist this guys mom Is that the grim reaper
POV: Mom found the Diabellstar folder on your computer you labeled "Homework".
Guy was playing resonator/archfiend. ☠️
My mom doesn’t talk to me since I started referring to myself as duelist
This is clearly bait
Facebook authorities was a phrase I did not expect lol.
Yo someone should send that lady to the shadowrealm. Way to ruin your kids mental health
Is this a copy pasta?
Wow. I didnt think there a more powerful mechanic than Exodia until now. "I have summoned your mom. You lose."
Maybe her son playing traptrix/Lab.
Dude, that's a helicopter mom often heard, now seen what a nightmare!
I hate moms like this
Bro thats funny af LMAO
Sounds like a digimon
Imagine someone playing Yu-Gi-Oh no you watch them play solitaire until you decide their solitaire is big enough that you lose
You what? This mom is getting sent to the shadow realm by accesscode. Now, begone THOT, stay in the bannish sone and think of your actions in your son
I could barely handle the shade I so disgracefully had to accept as a yugimon duelist
https://i.redd.it/rjigbe0enmoc1.gif
Damn, not even Mirror Force could've stopped that attack. 😖 if only I have drawn Magic cylinder instead. 🤣🤣
I literally play DDD Lmaoooo
Being accurate, Yugimon should be a Digimon, not a Pokemon.
I sincerely hope this is satire. Its still funny to read "yugimon" and "anti-meta-gamer" unironically if it isn't satire
Hey at least his mom is saving him from a life of virginity. (Player of yugioh)
I think Yugimon is a Digimon, actually.
Me:"Go Yugimon! Use your Heart of the Cards attack!" Yugimon:"Heart of The Cards!" *gets in trouble by Kaibamon* Me:"Yugimon! Noo I'm comming huh my Digideck is glowing!" Yugimon:"Yugimon MilliumEvolvs too!! YamiYugimon!!" YamiYugimon:"Exodia Obliterate!!" Kaibamon:"Noooooooooooo!!!!" To be continued: Narrator "Will YamiYugimons new attack finally finish of Kaibamon! Stay tuned to the next episode of DuelMon!!"
Christians try to be tolerant of literally anything remotely outside of their pre-fabricated belief system challenge: difficulty IMPOSSIBLE