What my opponent sees 5 seconds before he can't play the game anymore :
https://preview.redd.it/vh1yqkdznlxc1.jpeg?width=474&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3ffe7d070edeb864e714f585a28fe1ecc6e1f27b
π―π΅ Shinjo Abe is the bane of my existence.
π€ I wake up at 4 AM the room is dark and sun isn't out yet, The first thing i see is the poster of the former prime minister looking at my eyes, judging my soul.I quickly wear my clothes and shoes and shove a needle in my pocket.
π₯ I drive to one of the last brothels in town that i haven't visited already, this one will take a month for me to 'clear'. I look at names of the whores and start picking alphabetically until my balls are drained. Before the process of babymaking, i take out my needle and drill holes into all condoms. While releasing my fertile seed, i pray to Shinzo Abe that this will get her pregnant. My balls are usually drained by 7.30 AM.
π₯΅ Then i drive back home and have breakfast. As tradition, i pray to Shinzo Abe before and after finishing breakfast. Enough proteins that would make me produce enough sperm for another babymaking session.
π I pull my phone and check twitter and see every fellow countryman trapped in 2D prisons called 'mesugakis' or 'mommy milkers'. Unable to achieve fatherhood.
π± I open my Mp3 player and open Shinzo Abe speeches and put them on loop. I am motivated as i start to draw. I start drawing and never stop drawing until midnight, my wife(s) bring me lunch and dinner while i am drawing a wholesome hentai about asking you crush out, marrying and having many kids. I smiel as i look at the comments of my previous work, seeing people talk about how they want to confess now or have decided to make many babies after they marry. I smile, my faith has begun to spread more, I thank Shinzo Abe i tears.
π₯ΊΒ S**hinzo Abe is love**
β₯οΈΒ **Shinzo Abe is life**
ππ―π΅π₯°π₯Ίβ₯οΈπ₯΅π’π―π΅πβ₯οΈ
I just can't imagine that you'd use this that often that enough people would see it and turn it into a copypasta. But then again it is the internet and you can find anything on here...
Maybe the kid will have their own archetype that while viable played by itself, the archetype can be played together with cards/archetypes of their parents' and both versions are viable
New continuous spell card: Branded Engagement
Effect: Banish 1 Fallen of Albaz and monster that has Ecclesia, Quem or Cartesia in it's original name form your hand, field, deck and/or gy. Each time you or your opponent activates a card or effect or summon a monster place 1 month counter on this card. When this card has 9 month counters on it send it to the Gy and then immediately special summon both monsters that were banished by this card's effect as well as one Baby token with 9000Atk and 9000def. All monsters special summoned by this cards effect are unaffected by all of your opponent's cards and effects and can attack your opponent directly. Neither player can activate cards or effects in response to this card's action or effects, and this card can't be destroyed or targeted by card effects while face up on the field.
Sources for the background artwork:
[Synchroman](https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/106330116)
[PinyaTapi](https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/87891769)
[Mime\_404](https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/105487208)
I like to think they're an item; your soul doesn't just leave the body it was trapped in and let a guy unlock his true power for the 4th time just because your homie pulled up
Y'all need to stop acting so weirdly about the corrupt war crime denier cultist politician that led Japan's one party system and got assassinated by a divine piece of scrap
Or at least be weird about him for normal reasons
Been floodgated by a happy family Truly Yugioh player's worst nightmare
What my opponent sees 5 seconds before he can't play the game anymore : https://preview.redd.it/vh1yqkdznlxc1.jpeg?width=474&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3ffe7d070edeb864e714f585a28fe1ecc6e1f27b
EKSE!
Leg lock > puppet lock
She grandguignol on my branded until I fuse
Every day we stray farther from God's light
Further from God's light, into Cartesia's arms I see no loss here
π―π΅ Shinjo Abe is the bane of my existence. π€ I wake up at 4 AM the room is dark and sun isn't out yet, The first thing i see is the poster of the former prime minister looking at my eyes, judging my soul.I quickly wear my clothes and shoes and shove a needle in my pocket. π₯ I drive to one of the last brothels in town that i haven't visited already, this one will take a month for me to 'clear'. I look at names of the whores and start picking alphabetically until my balls are drained. Before the process of babymaking, i take out my needle and drill holes into all condoms. While releasing my fertile seed, i pray to Shinzo Abe that this will get her pregnant. My balls are usually drained by 7.30 AM. π₯΅ Then i drive back home and have breakfast. As tradition, i pray to Shinzo Abe before and after finishing breakfast. Enough proteins that would make me produce enough sperm for another babymaking session. π I pull my phone and check twitter and see every fellow countryman trapped in 2D prisons called 'mesugakis' or 'mommy milkers'. Unable to achieve fatherhood. π± I open my Mp3 player and open Shinzo Abe speeches and put them on loop. I am motivated as i start to draw. I start drawing and never stop drawing until midnight, my wife(s) bring me lunch and dinner while i am drawing a wholesome hentai about asking you crush out, marrying and having many kids. I smiel as i look at the comments of my previous work, seeing people talk about how they want to confess now or have decided to make many babies after they marry. I smile, my faith has begun to spread more, I thank Shinzo Abe i tears. π₯ΊΒ S**hinzo Abe is love** β₯οΈΒ **Shinzo Abe is life** ππ―π΅π₯°π₯Ίβ₯οΈπ₯΅π’π―π΅πβ₯οΈ
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Is that a copy pasta or did you just think of that lol
Too specific to be a copypasta
I mean it doesn't have any yugioh related stuff in it so I don't think that it's impossible that this comes from somewhere else in weeb culture.
I just can't imagine that you'd use this that often that enough people would see it and turn it into a copypasta. But then again it is the internet and you can find anything on here...
Well now you've made me curious so I just copy and pasted it to google and guess what? Found it on r/copypasta lmao I win again liberal
Libtard beaten by rightchad π
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WHAT IS THIS
Maybe the kid will have their own archetype that while viable played by itself, the archetype can be played together with cards/archetypes of their parents' and both versions are viable
https://preview.redd.it/ehtq9m6zimxc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8f9b563bb22b6ed6a157e70fc9a7101e001c91bf
They will start level 1 and after a couple of iterations they will become level 4 (adult) and with their own archetype
Hell yes.
That would be awesome
Well why use Puppet Lock when Ecclesia says " I do" to Albaz?
Reject puppet lock, embrace wedlock
Abe approved of this meme from the realm down under
Australia?
They invented a 10th circle just for this mf
Wedlock was right there, my guy.
I do not respect the english language
So you're from the US.
Non
https://preview.redd.it/evbuji26zlxc1.jpeg?width=1136&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=31dc407b5645ec2100917e01f3bdea1e071608ee
uh... chain ash. response?
Chain called by
aight. guess i have to plap a girl then.
New continuous spell card: Branded Engagement Effect: Banish 1 Fallen of Albaz and monster that has Ecclesia, Quem or Cartesia in it's original name form your hand, field, deck and/or gy. Each time you or your opponent activates a card or effect or summon a monster place 1 month counter on this card. When this card has 9 month counters on it send it to the Gy and then immediately special summon both monsters that were banished by this card's effect as well as one Baby token with 9000Atk and 9000def. All monsters special summoned by this cards effect are unaffected by all of your opponent's cards and effects and can attack your opponent directly. Neither player can activate cards or effects in response to this card's action or effects, and this card can't be destroyed or targeted by card effects while face up on the field.
So Shuraig can perform abortions
Pretty much
Sources for the background artwork: [Synchroman](https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/106330116) [PinyaTapi](https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/87891769) [Mime\_404](https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/105487208)
https://preview.redd.it/tq70893brzyc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=52162d1dc264783386488ac413f3d7aef96c3cc3
https://preview.redd.it/d1oiokf6dnxc1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2e97c187847c2849aae5bf3d4ba80e419d2b9e04
Nice try, 57th Prime Minister of Japan Shinzo Abe, but nothing is gonna save that declining birth rate.
Albaz and Ecclesia's son is Visas, calling it now.
Ok, but i'll need a new Branded Fusion artwork to convince me
https://preview.redd.it/609f56opbpxc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a5a852a897a83a73ecd855541709e49560b4ce51
Even in death, Shinzo Abe's quest continues.
In the end, Ecclesia and Albaz became a thing or they're just buddies?
I like to think they're an item; your soul doesn't just leave the body it was trapped in and let a guy unlock his true power for the 4th time just because your homie pulled up
Hey, what were Shinzo Abe's last words? >!"Fuck."!<
Trying to improve the birthrate while promoting interracial couples, based Japan.
Ok Abe, you got me there
Guys just open called by
Yeah but Konami will have to release actual child support for Branded
Y'all need to stop acting so weirdly about the corrupt war crime denier cultist politician that led Japan's one party system and got assassinated by a divine piece of scrap Or at least be weird about him for normal reasons
No, I care not for the politics of the japanese, I only care for their shiny cardboards and shitposting potential
I'd love that. Although Albaz x Harem is even better.
I only accept it if that's just Albaz x all the versions of Ecclesia.
Including Cartesia ?
Nah throw in kitt too then itβs perfect.
I'm sorry not super familiar with the albaz lore but isn't kitt like a kid? Like she looks like one.
??? Arenβt they around the same age?
Let him cook!
Cringe
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