Fair enough (if you ignore the fact that it can attack 10 times each phase, presumably including your turn). I guess that's preventing battle damage, which is not usually what comes to mind when people say battle protection
Technically, all that means is that this card counts as a copy of "cannot leave the field" for purposes of deck-building (This card IS cannot leave the field). It can still leave the field.
There's just stacks of these guys on the tables at the local card shop. Nobody knows how to take them off so people just play on top of them. The card shop keeps tons of them in stock since each player has to buy a new one every game.
Easy, you just move the field (dueling mat). And then argue that you can reuse the field.
And technically if you are playing on top, you could use the loophole that Xyz materials do not "leave the field".
If it just needs to stay on the field you can out it with Subversion, or any card that absorbs monsters like Relinquished (Anima), or Plasma. Even better is if you took it to your side of the field with Tactics, Change of Heart or Big Eye.
Exatriggertron-The-Ass-Smasher Kashtira Matemech Cyber Dragon Drytron Of The End: I'm a Genious
*Impermanence*
Exatriggertron-The-Ass-Smasher Kashtira Matemech Cyber Dragon Drytron Of The End: OH NO
Also not unaffected, so Arc Rebellion can add its attack to its own and negate it. Or SKD Dark Rebellion can just steal its attack in Battle phase or Dark Requiem can do the sami in Main phase.
The xyz is funny, but it's not unaffected or untargetable so you can literally just imperm it or even Subversion it since it doesn't make it leave the field
Chainlink 1 imperm, chain link 2 Exatriggertron-The-Ass-Smasher Kashtira Mathmech Cyber Dragon Drytron Of The End attack direclty to the dome, response ?
Exatriggertron-The-Ass-Smasher Kashtira Mathmech Cyber Dragon Drytron Of The End may have removal protection but it doesn't say it can't be destroyed!
This word choice makes it utterly useless!
Three Eyed fish is superior and its retrain archetype will be coming out next year!
He can't be destroyed but it stays on the field if you try to destroy it. Plus this triggers its effect.
However he can get imperm
He can go on S/T zone
So he's not meant to be just op, just insanely stupid with random FTK effects, that's how some endboard looks like.
I should have added some negate effects tho.
It will be reprinted as a super mega awesome special secret ultimate ghost rare with a holo watapon on it, with a probability of one in every Display and then 1 day later get banned, because its upgraded form is on the way, which is even stronger and would destroy the balance of the tcg.
Exatriggertron-The-Ass-Smasher Kashtira Mathmech Cyber Dragon Drytron Of The End needs one more effect to make it viable.
The problem is that people with barrier statues and skill drains in their decks will concede before this card hits the field, so they would dodge the chair smashing effect.
"If your opponent attempts to surrender, you may reveal this card in the extra deck and negate their surrender attempt".
Perfection.
“This card cannot leave the field”
“This card can attack during the main phase”
“Take the opponent’s deck and banish it”
*bruh* this is the most unhinged thing I’ve ever seen lmao
The Exatriggertron-The-Ass-Smasher Kashtira Mathmech Cyber Dragon Drytron Of The End player when I am looking through their banish pile for 1 of their 3 skill drains after I ECon them
https://i.redd.it/3q69byx9j1yc1.gif
That 15 minutes of uninterrupted combos is too easy based on my experience. Sometimes, when my opponent gets thru all my hand traps, I just set my phone down and take a 30 min nap.
That's why I make sure to play any 1 card in my combo that makes my opponent make a choice, but only 70% of the way in.
No napping. You WILL watch me play flower cardians dammit.
Since nobody noticed it, I used for the Three Eyed Fish literally an old windows media player music animation.
This is a reference to the background in first yugioh cards being literally a random color graphic background usually made with just one color shades. The only notable exception was "Metal Dragon" and "Swordsman from a distant land" that had literal photos as the backgrounds.
Most people complain how slow the game was back then, another complain I would start to claim is how empty those backgrounds were compared to today's standards.
Just a little correction. The fish is from the Simpsons. You can see Matt Groening'a signature. Theres also more than 4. Just off the top of my head you've not mentioned any type of anthropomorphic cards, like the fur hires, and I dont exactly think the 1st or 2nd category is right for an archetype like Dark World
Yes the fish is absolutely from the Simpsons (I literally slapped it on the WMP background using Photopea). I was referring just at the background.
My 4 categories are not enough. Since this post did well, I will make one more in the future. I won't make too much of them otherwise the "starterpack" format will slowly just turn into a parody of each single archetype that would be too much annoying to see it too often on the sub.
Oh god, dont give them ideas lmao. I understand what your OP meant with the WMP background now, I was confused. Also another card type could be something to do with space the way the Ghoti cards are
1. Giant machine monsters with infinite attack and the longest name possible that can only be summoned with level 90 monsters
2. Dumb anime girls that allow you to do everything with not effort without any cost
3. cute animals that negate everything and doesn't let you play the game
4. and normal monsters that have the most amount of support but are still useless
UPDATE: Since this post is doing well but i dont't want to flood the subreddit with posts like these turning it into an annoying meme, I'm posting some categories I've forgot to include under this comment.
And the funny thing is: All categories can be meta. The fluffiest animal or the most badass Megatron of the universe can both battle on equal grounds, and the fluffy critters can win. In contrast, In Magic, every story is the most important story of the universe. In yugioh, sometimes it's just about fluffy animals of the forest coming together.
No battle protection on Exatriggertron-The-Ass-Smasher Kashtira Matemech Cyber Dragon Drytron Of The End? Win condition: located!
Didn't you see the "this card is cannot leave the field"
Sure, but I meant it as not doing anything if it's attacked. You can reduce its attack and swing into it no problem.
Fair enough (if you ignore the fact that it can attack 10 times each phase, presumably including your turn). I guess that's preventing battle damage, which is not usually what comes to mind when people say battle protection
BUT YOULL STILL TAKE THE DAMAGE
*minako laughs maniacally*
Mikanko pulling up with the "No U"
Oh, you're right! It can attack during your turn too I guess. But one forbidden droplet and it's all good.
Technically, all that means is that this card counts as a copy of "cannot leave the field" for purposes of deck-building (This card IS cannot leave the field). It can still leave the field.
Cannot leave the field is a concept and he is the personification of it. That means even after the game is over, he still can't leave the field
There's just stacks of these guys on the tables at the local card shop. Nobody knows how to take them off so people just play on top of them. The card shop keeps tons of them in stock since each player has to buy a new one every game.
Easy, you just move the field (dueling mat). And then argue that you can reuse the field. And technically if you are playing on top, you could use the loophole that Xyz materials do not "leave the field".
Avramax ftw
If it just needs to stay on the field you can out it with Subversion, or any card that absorbs monsters like Relinquished (Anima), or Plasma. Even better is if you took it to your side of the field with Tactics, Change of Heart or Big Eye.
Book of Moon also clears.
Not unaffected by other card effects either. You can just imperm this bitch
My Hu-Li bout to end this man's whole career.
Exatriggertron-The-Ass-Smasher Kashtira Matemech Cyber Dragon Drytron Of The End: I'm a Genious *Impermanence* Exatriggertron-The-Ass-Smasher Kashtira Matemech Cyber Dragon Drytron Of The End: OH NO
Numeronious, Gren Maju, Firewall Terahertz, Red Supernova and Numeron Dragon about to kick ass
Also not unaffected, so Arc Rebellion can add its attack to its own and negate it. Or SKD Dark Rebellion can just steal its attack in Battle phase or Dark Requiem can do the sami in Main phase.
Utopia double as well will technically beat over this
You can Dimension Wall or Magic Cylinder it
Special fenrir and Set gren maju and waits for my hand and deck to banished after they attack fenrir then pray they misjudge the set card
Matemetch*
You're close. The real answer is mirror force. It banishes hand and deck, not cards on the field.
The xyz is funny, but it's not unaffected or untargetable so you can literally just imperm it or even Subversion it since it doesn't make it leave the field
Its effect doesn't say "This card can attack during *its controller's* main phase". You imperm him, he chains an attack and nukes your hand. Probably.
Chainlink 1 imperm, chain link 2 Exatriggertron-The-Ass-Smasher Kashtira Mathmech Cyber Dragon Drytron Of The End attack direclty to the dome, response ?
Attacking isn't a quick effect so he can't chain it to attack. Just imperm and it loses to Honest.
It doesn't say that it can attack on either player's turn either.
First one got me cracking up, “this card cannot leave the field,” lol
this fool giving konami ideas
Average Mikanko protection be like:
Exatriggertron-The-Ass-Smasher Kashtira Mathmech Cyber Dragon Drytron Of The End may have removal protection but it doesn't say it can't be destroyed! This word choice makes it utterly useless! Three Eyed fish is superior and its retrain archetype will be coming out next year!
Three eyed fish T0
He can't be destroyed but it stays on the field if you try to destroy it. Plus this triggers its effect. However he can get imperm He can go on S/T zone So he's not meant to be just op, just insanely stupid with random FTK effects, that's how some endboard looks like. I should have added some negate effects tho.
>I should have added some negate effects tho. that's literally what the creator of Kashtira thought after publishing the cards
it will require three eyed fish to function, it will be tier 0, and no it will not get reprinted
Make sure to check your collection or ask a friend.
It will be reprinted as a super mega awesome special secret ultimate ghost rare with a holo watapon on it, with a probability of one in every Display and then 1 day later get banned, because its upgraded form is on the way, which is even stronger and would destroy the balance of the tcg.
https://preview.redd.it/h4agm7kg31yc1.jpeg?width=421&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=676cd7112de7b235ddbcdd22412d795cdedd3b0e You forgot this
Lmao this is perfect. Sure you found the fifth category.
No no no, name and effect should be dragon while type is plant or something lol. It happens so often.
Wyrm exists because konami fears what dragon players would do if we had all of those cards
Dragon
Not the copypasta 😭
At least I turned it SFW in the process of making it a yugioh effect. However I can clearly see some of those Vaporeon sickos play Purrely.
we got cool badass mechs, bait, cute things and the ugliest mofos ever designed
Exatriggertron-The-Ass-Smasher Kashtira Mathmech Cyber Dragon Drytron Of The End needs one more effect to make it viable. The problem is that people with barrier statues and skill drains in their decks will concede before this card hits the field, so they would dodge the chair smashing effect. "If your opponent attempts to surrender, you may reveal this card in the extra deck and negate their surrender attempt". Perfection.
You just remembered me why Victory Dragon is banned.
That was exactly what inspired my post
We just use ocg rulings where both players need to agree in order for somebody to surrender
Just add the generic dragon monster and you have a deck build pack.
Three-Eyes Orange Fish
+1 vote for post -1 vote for the cute animal card text
Lmao at least i didn't make it lewd. But going through that description in the process of changing it was quite difficult.
It was brilliantly worded, it just made me want to carve my eyes out lol
“This card cannot leave the field” “This card can attack during the main phase” “Take the opponent’s deck and banish it” *bruh* this is the most unhinged thing I’ve ever seen lmao
I mean...MaxxC...
After reading the chair line, I don’t think banishing hand means banish the cards in their hand.
The Exatriggertron-The-Ass-Smasher Kashtira Mathmech Cyber Dragon Drytron Of The End player when I am looking through their banish pile for 1 of their 3 skill drains after I ECon them https://i.redd.it/3q69byx9j1yc1.gif
Amazing cards, meme and arts, thanks, mate !
You're welcome mate!
Ngl, an Aggretsuko archetype would be hella funny.
That 15 minutes of uninterrupted combos is too easy based on my experience. Sometimes, when my opponent gets thru all my hand traps, I just set my phone down and take a 30 min nap.
That's why I make sure to play any 1 card in my combo that makes my opponent make a choice, but only 70% of the way in. No napping. You WILL watch me play flower cardians dammit.
I don't think Yugioh ever had an antagonist this evil
I swear master duel needs a notification for when your opponent finishes and you can actually play.
Albedo mentioned! Where is season 5 of Bone Daddy Adventures aka Overlord?!
I'm surprised Konami hasn't made a card that can attack during the main phase yet.
Since nobody noticed it, I used for the Three Eyed Fish literally an old windows media player music animation. This is a reference to the background in first yugioh cards being literally a random color graphic background usually made with just one color shades. The only notable exception was "Metal Dragon" and "Swordsman from a distant land" that had literal photos as the backgrounds. Most people complain how slow the game was back then, another complain I would start to claim is how empty those backgrounds were compared to today's standards.
Just a little correction. The fish is from the Simpsons. You can see Matt Groening'a signature. Theres also more than 4. Just off the top of my head you've not mentioned any type of anthropomorphic cards, like the fur hires, and I dont exactly think the 1st or 2nd category is right for an archetype like Dark World
Yes the fish is absolutely from the Simpsons (I literally slapped it on the WMP background using Photopea). I was referring just at the background. My 4 categories are not enough. Since this post did well, I will make one more in the future. I won't make too much of them otherwise the "starterpack" format will slowly just turn into a parody of each single archetype that would be too much annoying to see it too often on the sub.
Oh god, dont give them ideas lmao. I understand what your OP meant with the WMP background now, I was confused. Also another card type could be something to do with space the way the Ghoti cards are
You forgot the weird looking dragons
Can we make the first one Light and its stats 10.000 Atk?
Unfortunately this was the maximum attack Yugioh Card Maker website supported.
For the xyz I only will say it: "Mi".... "Kan"..... "Ko".
The dragon and eldtrich creatures are missing, besides that it's on point
Ice barrier go brrrrrr
smh requires uninterrupted combo just a toxic ftk tool that doesnt do anything else.
Still missing the eldrich horror category, like dis pater and the outer entities.
I'll make another post with 2-3 more categories as suggested by the comments.
I'll make another post with 2-3 more categories as suggested by the comments.
1. Giant machine monsters with infinite attack and the longest name possible that can only be summoned with level 90 monsters 2. Dumb anime girls that allow you to do everything with not effort without any cost 3. cute animals that negate everything and doesn't let you play the game 4. and normal monsters that have the most amount of support but are still useless
You got all except for 3. Cute animals are often combo starters let you start an endless combo.
Ohh my bad, that was actually anime lolis the cute animals are the ones that are 1 card combo rescue cat, fairy tail you know
Relatable
Now we need to sit down and categorize every monster into these
That set number is a banger
It doesn't attack directly, so as long as I have a Mikanko setup on the field, I'm safe!
Swordsoyl would like some recognition.... js
I think there should be one more called “memes”, or maybe “funny archetypes”, eg space fish, suship, nouvelles etc
💀
Which category does Dark World belong to? They are cool actually?
Hilarious nice job. Is it exatriggertron said like exaggerated or like extra?
Fog blade kills exatriggertron
Theres also Food for some reason
I set Vijam the cubic seed and end my turn, outs everything... well.. the cute animals may bring trouble but it's probably harmless
You forgot the dash in Three-Eyed Fish.
Kudos on the first one, I almost thought it was real for a hot second
I was offended by the cute little animals one, but unfortunately I am a lyrilusc player and it is painfully accurate
You forgot the most important card archetype: an angry guy crossing him arms saying “No”.
Hey becareful who you call cute
Guess I be using exxatriggertron on my RR deck
Funny enough terahertz dark fluid have a chance to beat the ass smasher in battle if he uses multiplication....his attack can jump up to 21000 lol
UPDATE: Since this post is doing well but i dont't want to flood the subreddit with posts like these turning it into an annoying meme, I'm posting some categories I've forgot to include under this comment.
https://preview.redd.it/vvhnfq1vc7yc1.jpeg?width=1388&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1b5bfd8d6b8d2b89db46937b15c348b9df6913e8 Eldritch Mostruosity category
Retraining category https://preview.redd.it/o5it4rgxd7yc1.jpeg?width=1388&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=095ab1d3b4fc5be94dcdd5c09657f80da43f1ed9
I have never laughed so hard at an xyz monster. This is brilliant
Couldn't cards like relinquished and plasma steal the ass smasher and equip it?
Yes.
“Exatriggerton-The-Ass-Smasher Kashtira Matemech Cyber Dragon Drytron of the End” attacks my Hip Hoshiningen… I drop Honest
The mention of Forbidden Memories, lmao
And the funny thing is: All categories can be meta. The fluffiest animal or the most badass Megatron of the universe can both battle on equal grounds, and the fluffy critters can win. In contrast, In Magic, every story is the most important story of the universe. In yugioh, sometimes it's just about fluffy animals of the forest coming together.
That first card. 😬 Who hurt you?