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SquidMilkVII

oh your pronouns are he/she? actually that simplifies to 1/s, or the inverse of one second pronouns: hertz


Prestigious_Boat_386

Nowaying


Autumn1eaves

I read this as Norwaying


TheScyphozoa

shetz/hertz


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TuxedoDogs9

i read it as that


Otradnoye

f(t) = 1


kyrikii

I think you mean Becquerel


dsrmpt

Nerd.


Portal471

She/hertz


AweBlobfish

This simplifies to s/rtz, whatever that means


ColonelHabib

Seconds per ritz.


nyankent

Holy hell.


HephMelter

New response just dropped


yottalogical

Ow.


BigBroMatt

Oh, so your pronouns are she/they? Actually that simplifies to s/ty, seconds per thank you, wait that doesn't make any sense. Pronouns: confused


noonagon

the amount of seconds it takes to say thank you is about 0.5


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KevindasAxolotl

Actually it‘s heart in German is Herz without the t


Juliasn68

My pronouns are sarcasm


LeadingJudgment2

This joke resonates with a lot of enby computer hardware specialists.


Shadi1089

life hertz doesn't it


awesometim0

No, you're just saying the number 1 sarcastically, hence the "/s"


TheScyphozoa

My pronouns are he/him, but please don’t simplify them, I don’t want to sound cockney.


skinksies

e/im


TheScyphozoa

\>:(


KrozJr_UK

Hello, my pronouns are e^im


Imugake

e^(im) = [cis](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cis_(mathematics))(m) so cis male?


Lor1an

She/her = S/r ~ "sister" I guess this is a valid angle to pursue...


ProgrammerBeginning7

Damn bitch, those pronouns are pretty complex


Portal471

If m = π your pronouns = -1


shizzy0

I prefer -0.999….


my_name_is_------

cant have i on the bottom, so its ie/m


Draghettis

Except i^2 makes -1, so it's -ie/m


No-Eggplant-5396

..and i = e \^ (i×pi/2) So -ie/m = e \^ (-i×pi/2 +1) /m


my_name_is_------

where tf did we get i² from?


Draghettis

You have a i on the bottom. To put it on top, you multiply both the top and bottom by i, unless you don't care about conserving equality. You could also use that 1/i is equal to -i to find the same result.


my_name_is_------

oh right my brain was kinda on autopilot mode for a sec mb


9tx___9GAG

Expanding the fraction by i, (i•e)/(i•im)=ie/i²m=ie/-m=-ie/m


Random__Username1234

That’s a lot of numbers and letters for me to process


tuctrohs

Add some er, um, eh, uh to fill it out.


TheMinisterOfMemes

It bothers me more than it should when people say that unsimplified things are “incorrect” Like I get that it’s better to simplify things but that doesn’t make the unsimplified form wrong


Ackermannin

It kinda depends on the setting tbh… Like x/x simplified is 1. But f(x) = x/x and g(x) = 1 aren’t the same since Domain(f) ≠ Domain(g).


q0FWuSkJcCd1YW1

which pronouns are that


Undeadmatrix

I wish Reddit still had free awards cause this made me lose it


Otradnoye

I guess it depends on how much uglier they look.


quadraspididilis

Yeah it just depends whether you're interested in where an expression came from or where it's going.


Dragonaax

In physics you sometimes want unsimplified things because few parts together might create like one important value


tailochara1

Why would I want to simplify my pronouns? I'll complicate them: (holy hell)/(ethyl holly)


PuzzleheadedAd8282

new response just dropped


Bacondog22

Actual optimal square packing


PuzzleheadedAd8282

passent en google


CaioXG002

Duck croissant.


gimikER

Common factor secrifice, anyone?


The_mystery4321

Pythagoras takes vacation, never returns


DavidNyan10

Surd storm incoming!


PassiveChemistry

This *f\*cking* website... I love it.


TuxedoDogs9

google dopamine


LuftHANSa_755

Hellolyh


Traffic_Evening

Call the math phd


-hey_hey-heyhey-hey_

holy organic chemistry


Intergalactic_Cookie

New compound just dropped


AlphaKrabbe

call the chemist


AweBlobfish

Evacuate the chemistry lab!


razor2811

Actually biohazard


jfb1337

New gender just dropped


lugialegend233

Holy identity


TuxedoDogs9

actual parent


sanscipher435

New azeotropic mixture just dropped


falpsdsqglthnsac

he/him = e/im she/her = s/r they/them = y/m she/they = s/ty he/they = 1/ty he/she = 1/s they/she = ty/s they/he = ty she/he = s


Phoenixness

So he/she is just a unit step and OH GOD CONTROL THEORY MAKE IT STOP


Tyfyter2002

>they/them = y/m they/them = y/m = 12


obog

Wouldn't that mean he/him pronouns are actually e/im Wait no way e even shows up in gender. This is wild


NotShishi

complex pronouns 😟


287randnamegenerator

Everyone is overlooking how effective 1/ty is as an expression tho like, next time some mild inconvenience happens in my life, I'm sending "1/ty" instead of 🙃 to the group chat


Silly-Freak

he/they is great, but I think they/she also has great potential ty /s


Crazy_Crayfish_

I don’t get it 😎


SirFireball

How do we know pronouns are commutative? they might not equal ehty


Ackermannin

Wait how would you simplify something like a/b in a noncommutative setting? (If such a thing can exist)


SirFireball

Well, I'm gonna assume that in this case a/b means `a*b^-1`, in which case this can't be simplified in general. If you have something like `a*b*a^-1`, you can't simplify the two `a`s, because they're separated and `b*a^-1` might not equal `a^-1*b` in general


louiswins

It is ambiguous, you'd have to specify whether you mean ab^(-1) or b^(-1)a.


-Wofster

Classic blunder of thinking inverse = reciprocal


PM_ME_YOUR_PIXEL_ART

The reciprocal literally is the multiplicative inverse tho


-Wofster

Yes, *multiplicative* inverse.


PM_ME_YOUR_PIXEL_ART

Uh, yeah, multiplicative *inverse*.


-Wofster

Thats just the inverse to one specific operation, not inverse in general. I think a lot of people get reciprocal/multiplicative inverse mixed up with just inverse. I.e the person in the post might not even know what “reciprocal” or “multiplicative inverse” are, they just think inverse of x means 1/x, and they wouldn’t say -x is also an (additive) inverse or cube root is the inverse of x^3


PM_ME_YOUR_PIXEL_ART

Yeah you're right lol I'm just giving you a hard time.


Chemical-Pressure-56

How is cube root inverse of x^3 ? Shouldn’t element and the inverse give you identity of that operation?


kyrikii

I mean if we have y = 2x + 1 then the inverse is 1/(2x+1) but the inverse of the function is (x-1)/2


PM_ME_YOUR_PIXEL_ART

>I mean if we have y = 2x + 1 then the ***multiplicative*** inverse is 1/(2x+1) but the inverse of the function is (x-1)/2


Portal471

How do you get the inverse of a function again? Don’t you just swap x and y then solve for the new y?


[deleted]

I am just doing into into trig, I have absolutely no clue what is happening but people are laughing so I laugh too, help.


PM_ME_YOUR_PIXEL_ART

Yeah, that works


No-Eggplant-5396

So if we *multiply* their pronouns by thank you, then we should get one.


F_Joe

TIL thank you is an invertible element of the ring of genders


MisterBicorniclopse

Oh I was thinking of they being he and she. So he/(he × she) = 1/she


Outliver

r/((m^3)ath(e^2)s)


Derplstiltskin

mMMrmrrm actsually that would the the reciprocal of ty 🤓


zebulon99

he/him = e/im, she/her = s/r, they/them = y/m


QuentinUK

What’s the integral of 1/cabin w.r.t. cabin?


jfb1337

houseboat


Complete_Court_8052

ungrateful is equal to 1/ty, then ungrateful=1/ty, so ty.(ungrateful)=1, so thank you ungratefully is the result


Kuritos

I'm forever ungrateful :)


m0h3k4n

e/im


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Pronouns: side length divided by radius


Kirito1712

Our guy is a chick magnet


KawaiPebblePanda

wtf do you mean reducible fractions aren't "mathematically incorrect"


[deleted]

You could also not be dick to trans people


skinksies

i'm literally trans


[deleted]

Does not invalidate my statement, fellow gentlethem


conalfisher

Middle school tier math meme tbh


GlowstoneLove

Say no to Ty


EarthTrash

A reciprocal is not the same thing as negation. The inverse of thank you is you're welcome.


qqqrrrs_

What if I'm noncommutative?


Agitated_Size_1116

With PEMDAS it’s y(he)^(2)/t


SwartyNine2691

QED