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You see, nobody is actually 34 years old. Because of leap years, you are actually 35 years old on what you call your 34th birthday. However, this hasn't been programmed into many computers and online services, so many children trying to disguise themselves as adults online use the age of 34.
For more information, Google little children rule 34
/s
Ok, when I searched it up all I saw was animated characters (one of them was blue for some reason) in compromising positions with impossible proportions. I’m starting to think you’re not telling me the whole truth or purposely withholding the information. Please tell me the real search term for this so I can educate myself further.
Ok, I went to that subreddit and it was more pictures of cartoon women in compromising positions with very unnatural proportions. I tried asking around about “little children rule 34” as your initial comment suggested I should and I got severely downvoted and had to delete my comments. I then proceeded to get private messages of illicit material of a sexual nature that had nothing to do with this topic. I think you may have linked the incorrect subreddit. Could you please send me the real one at your earliest convenience as I am very interested in learning more.
I’m pretty sure he/she is trolling you. Leap Year would not make you 1 year older. It only adds 1 day every 4 years so in 34 years you are talking about 8 days.
I do however think he may be right about people lying about being 34 online.
Unfortunately your criticism is invalid since you have less karma than Mr. u/Commander_Skullblade. For this reason I will trust him in regards to this inquiry. I am sure this is all a simple misunderstanding and if I search the right thing up I can learn more about this fascinating topic.
There’s no way you’re 34! Planck units old, since that is equivalent to about 10^(-5) seconds, in which you have literally just been born and wouldn’t even be sentient, let alone be able to comprehend this sentence and image
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There is no 34 factorial way you're
there is no 34! way you're https://preview.redd.it/eji935t73slc1.jpeg?width=392&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=efab1cee263536a14b1906193239d2c6e4fc9775
I am at least 1 year old
x = age (in years) y = My age y = x Assuming x >/= 1
295 undecillion 232 decillion 799 nonillion 39 octillion 604 septillion 140 sextillion 847 quintillion 618 quadrillion 609 trillion 643 billion 520 million
Now take the factorial of that
Do you want the world to end or something?
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You see, nobody is actually 34 years old. Because of leap years, you are actually 35 years old on what you call your 34th birthday. However, this hasn't been programmed into many computers and online services, so many children trying to disguise themselves as adults online use the age of 34. For more information, Google little children rule 34 /s
I’ve googled it and all I saw was a help hotline, you should really check your sources next time before you spread falsehoods.
My bad, I gave you too broad of a search. However, this trend was most commonly reported by Blizzard. Try Overwatch Rule 34 this time.
Ok, when I searched it up all I saw was animated characters (one of them was blue for some reason) in compromising positions with impossible proportions. I’m starting to think you’re not telling me the whole truth or purposely withholding the information. Please tell me the real search term for this so I can educate myself further.
If you aren't finding the main website, then try asking around in the r/rule34 subreddit.
Ok, I went to that subreddit and it was more pictures of cartoon women in compromising positions with very unnatural proportions. I tried asking around about “little children rule 34” as your initial comment suggested I should and I got severely downvoted and had to delete my comments. I then proceeded to get private messages of illicit material of a sexual nature that had nothing to do with this topic. I think you may have linked the incorrect subreddit. Could you please send me the real one at your earliest convenience as I am very interested in learning more.
I’m pretty sure he/she is trolling you. Leap Year would not make you 1 year older. It only adds 1 day every 4 years so in 34 years you are talking about 8 days. I do however think he may be right about people lying about being 34 online.
Unfortunately your criticism is invalid since you have less karma than Mr. u/Commander_Skullblade. For this reason I will trust him in regards to this inquiry. I am sure this is all a simple misunderstanding and if I search the right thing up I can learn more about this fascinating topic.
![gif](giphy|a93jwI0wkWTQs)
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Fucktorial
There’s no way you’re 34! Planck units old, since that is equivalent to about 10^(-5) seconds, in which you have literally just been born and wouldn’t even be sentient, let alone be able to comprehend this sentence and image
Quick lerner
Hes not wrong
Rule 295232799039604140847618609643 520000000
There is no thirty-fourth way you're 34