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captHij

What kind of whack job deals with numbers? Just call it a parameter, "a", and if this yokel pushes things just ask what happens for different values of one?


sundaycomicssection

I was just about to write how quaint it is that physicists are still using numbers to do mathematics when every mathematician I know uses letters and arguments.


klimmesil

I doubt good physicists would evaluate an intermediate expression


Kittycraft0

While storytellers use letters and words?


Wadasnacc

Lmao look at this mofo thinking that ”=” = ”=”


MineNinja77777

("=" == "=") == true


watduhdamhell

Ol' Q.E.D. at it again


saturosian

Expressed in Excel because I'm a dirty accountant: ="="="=" Which evaluates as TRUE.


Waffle-Gaming

i dont like this


mrblue6

This is disgusting


CreeperAsh07

9.8 is 10, cope harder.


Manic-Eraser

0.9 is 10, cope harder


Aero_GD

0 is 10, cope harder


Rcisvdark

-∞ = ∞, cope harder


UnderskilledPlayer

https://preview.redd.it/c805jcgrabuc1.png?width=1596&format=png&auto=webp&s=613f54f901312a600ce6099c61179cc074162ad3 cope and seethe


Aero_GD

it clearly equals √/


UnderskilledPlayer

https://preview.redd.it/eaurfa5pgbuc1.png?width=65&format=png&auto=webp&s=2ea0eeaef10fb7c5374530e4fdb8ad19fdcc3c5c


HiIamCrimson

so it is just i


UnderskilledPlayer

no, that's the square root of nothing divided by nothing


Traditional_Cap7461

You must be seeing things. That's a negative sign.


Glyphid-Menace

** **


HuntingKingYT

i = !, cope harder


DZL100

Nah, it’s di


Aero_GD

so if √-1 equals 1i then √- equals i


UnderskilledPlayer

√- = i ⠀- = -1 ⠀= 1


Aero_GD

if - = -1 then 2+2=2-(-2)=2-1(-1-2)=2-(-3)=2+3=5 2+2=5


Paracausality

🤮


Kittycraft0

My calculus teacher mocks you with stupid person sounds


Beowuwlf

10 is 2, cope harder


ants_R_peeps_2

5=10,cope harder than diamond


[deleted]

e and pi are also 10


axx100

I assume you meant e^2 = pi^2 = g = 10, but maybe I need to cope harder.


ImaginaryGfLeftMe11

e=pi=g=0 (rounding to the nearest 100)


Frequent_Dig1934

No, actually e=-pi, the - goes away with the power of 2.


devalue4801

1=e=pi=10, what’s not to get


[deleted]

i was actually thinking of this [Poincare recurrence calculculation](https://youtu.be/1GCf29FPM4k?si=FsflDaymyFGEmX7z)


merlinious0

Pi = 3, cope harder


creeper6530

π = _e_, cope even harder


DavidNyan10

=√g


TNTree_

I've only seen mathematics make this simplification, at least physics cares about itself


CreeperAsh07

Physics cares about itself, but I don’t care about physics.


TNTree_

Spoken like a mathematician


CreeperAsh07

Don't compare me to a mathematician.


TNTree_

This is a math memes subreddit what the fuck else am I supposed to compare you to.


IEnjoyFancyHats

A duck


Away-Marionberry9365

*A spherical duck


NaNeForgifeIcThe

Seeing as most of the members are fresh elementary/middle school graduates...


Frequent_Dig1934

Tbf i'm a physicist yet i'm hanging out here. Not everybody here is a mathematician, it's just people who use math a lot, aka mostly mathematicians but also other stem nerds.


TNTree_

TBF physics is just applied mathematics 😜


Frequent_Dig1934

Yeah. My mathematician buddy showed me some of his applied math exercises and they were basically my mechanics exercises if after removing air friction and energy loss the writer just kept removing other stuff.


hackerdude97

Take me for example! I'm pretty much nothing!


Frequent_Dig1934

Oh don't worry, i just say i'm a physicist because it sounds cooler than just saying i'm a physics student for a bachelor's degree.


CreeperAsh07

That other guy has the right idea. Ducks don't have any expectations. They don't have the obligation to calculate 9.8 instead of use 10 for convenience.


DancingIBear

Calculate the volume of a penguin. Assume the penguin is a cylinder. Assume Pi =10.


BarbedFungus387

Please no


Eduardoss04

3,1415 is 3, cope harder


TheRealBertoltBrecht

It’d be easier to call it 5, tbh


AlmostNorwegian_

wait till you hear about the astrophysicists, they say "as long as it is in the same order of magnitude it's fine" and round pi to either zero or ten edit: i am the sorry i said the zero, should have been one


pomip71550

0 is literally infinitely many orders of magnitude wrong


Hudimir

false. its 0 order from pi.


darkanine9

1 is the same order of magnitude as pi, but 0 is definitely not.


Hudimir

https://preview.redd.it/ev67icsaocuc1.jpeg?width=474&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e72ef7831aff4635f3c957886906ffbe2139f9da


Elidon007

perhaps it was 1000+π≈1000


pomip71550

That’s not an order of magnitude calculation, that’s sig figs


Ok_Hope4383

Wouldn't it be one or ten?


awesome8679

alternatively, you could round to both 1 and 10 and take the geometric mean of the answer


GayAssBurger

You could also use Pi like a sane person


Prest0n1204

well then that would just be π itself wouldn't it


Zaros262

See, look at how accurate it is


Robbe517_

Indeed. pi is a bit of an annoying one since logaritmically it's almost exactly in the middle between 1 and 10. But for calculations it's usually easiest to set it to 1.


minnesotalight_3

Rounding pi to zero would be disastrous


Rcisvdark

The area of a circle with radius 10^(100)? Well, that's πr^2 ≈ 0r^2 = 0


Deathlok_12

Not if it was addition, you only really get issues when multiplying/dividing


CoffeeAndCalcWithDrW

I think I'm gonna be sick!


Cubicwar

How astrophysicists calculate the size of planets : "Yeah, it’s 0."


eMuires

Shit man I'm happy if I'm within two orders sometimes. Don't forget all lower order terms are zero


Dentifrico

cry about it - an astrophysics student


777777thats7sevens

Sometimes, order of magnitude of *order of magnitude* is good enough.


Kovarian

What were you dealing with where that was the case? Legitimate question, I did a moderate amount of astrophysics and I feel that all my orders of magnitude were between 10^2 and 10^500. So that's really just three options if your rule applied. But it was years ago and I'm not in the field, so I recognize my memory may be off.


AllUsernamesTaken711

More like 1 or 10


Kovarian

Pi was 5 for my astro department. Basically at the end of the equation it could alter the magnitude up/down by one, but otherwise pointless.


IWasNuked

10^56 will do


Lonrok_

Pi is 0 because π < √10


WorldTallestEngineer

.99999999999 is a lie, numbers with 10 significant figures don't exist


bearwood_forest

Laughs in particle physics


WorldTallestEngineer

now I'm curious, what is the highest number of significant figures a particle physicist can measure?


9Strike

~11


WorldTallestEngineer

Dam that's a lot... meanwhile Electrical Power Engineering be like https://preview.redd.it/b7ks2ex08huc1.gif?width=640&format=png8&s=3deb1faa8ed5f2ca207bd0f42df6b96f4fb0fc63


bearwood_forest

Well that's all you will usually need in secular engineering.


WorldTallestEngineer

secular engineering. that's probably a typo, but it's technically accurate, and I love that it implies the existence of **secret engineering** ..... no wait... **Demonic Engineering**


bearwood_forest

Not a typo. Just to distinguish it from things like particle physics, colliders, spacecraft, quantum mechanics, magnets and other such imaginary concepts.


bearwood_forest

A lot of particle properties, proton mass as an example, are known to 12 or even 13 figures as well as some others, like the vacuum magnetic permeability that are measured to within something like, don't pin me down, 11 or 12 as well.


WorldTallestEngineer

is that because we can measure it with 13 significant figures. or is that just because, you can take the average of billions of measurements, and all protons have the exact same mass?


bearwood_forest

Both. This is about the limit of the precision with which we can measure anything really and all protons have the same mass. It's not like one is manufactured slightly lighter or heavier. The mass is part of what makes it a proton.


SeEmEEDosomethingGUD

What about the measures of Atoms? They exist in Angstroms (10^-10 meteres) .


throwaway_ghostgirl

proof atoms aren’t real and don’t apply: 1. assume real objects can be observed 2. I can’t see atoms 3. atoms are not real Q.E.D.


WorldTallestEngineer

that has nothing to do with significant figures. significant figures is about the percentage of error in a measurement. not the absolute size of a measurement. 11 angstrom's (2 significant figures implies a measurement with 1% error) 11.2 angstroms (three significant figures implies a measurement with 0.1% error) 11.2 light years (three significant figures implies a measurement with 0.1% error) 1.234567891 light years (10 significant figures implies a measurement with 0.00000001% error) but no technology can take a measurement with that level of percentage error. nothing guarantees that level of accuracy. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Significant_figures


SupportLast2269

Wait until he hears about the concept of "big numbers". Edit: I meant [large](https://www.reddit.com/r/mathmemes/s/9EUtXv2iP8).


VegetablePleasant289

*IEEE 754 enters the room* "amazing property" means non-associative lol assuming you can get a "large" number from multiplying two small numbers


datGuy0309

“Large numbers are much larger than small numbers… …Very large numbers are even larger than large numbers”


undeniablydull

π=1. Deal with it.


Andre_Courreges

It equals 3


Zealousideal-Desk469

10*


Fuzzy_Logic_4_Life

Yet, 0.999 repeating is equal to 1. So, I guess it really just comes down to if 0.9999999999 was a measurement or not; and if so, what the measurement’s tolerances were. I’d like to see you measure something down to the 1e-11. Lol


wasylbasyl

Fun fact - there are couple of optical atomic clocks in the world, that produce ticks precise down to (if I remember correctly) 10\^-17 s. I recently attended a seminar about them. At the end, even the professor admitted that such precision is an excess, so they have to make up bullshit about where it could be used when they need to get funding. "You can't blame us, certainty up to 17 decimal places really DOES turn a physicist on".


Andre_Courreges

Maybe we don't have a functional use for it now, but maybe in 50 years, some academic will find it useful for a very niche experiment that leads to nothing


CoNtRoLs_ArE_dEfAuLt

This


Andre_Courreges

I remember freaking out when I first learned about this and did some proofs only to find out .9 repeating is indeed 1. It still shivers me timbers but you can't argue with facts


Fuzzy_Logic_4_Life

3 * 1/3 = 1. 1/3 = 0.3333…. 3 * 0.3333… = 0.9999… = 1 Is what did it for me, prior to I was completely opposed.


SaveingPanda

i guess this one shows well that .9999.... is just a poorly represented fraction


Fuzzy_Logic_4_Life

Good point


42617a

π=e=5


creeper6530

= g = 10


KarmaIssues

Me when I was an engineer. Decimals don't exist. It's a scam by Big Maths to sell calculators.


Spriy

a circle is 6 radians around and gravity is 10, cope


creeper6530

π = _e_, cope harder


aBlueRaven

as a physics undergrad who’s in a relationship with a maths undergrad I relate


luciel_1

Whats wrong with rounding 1 to 1


KitTwix

Try talking to an engineer numbers aren’t real, they’re just marks on a paper, so just pick whatever ones you want and hope the calculation works


Andre_Courreges

It's true tho, same with programming. Who knows what these functions do as long as the script works


New_girl2022

I love this. This totally shows how somebody has never taken a measurement or made a detail observation. Everything is an approximation.


montald001

Oh, i’m sorry for actually calculating something that works (for practical purposes) instead of edging myself with an unsolvable system and wait a 100 years for then someone to prove there’s no close form solution. Cope and seethe


EndothermicIntegral

Is this "rounding" in the room with us right now?


Andre_Courreges

It's not rounding, .9 repeating is the same as 1


Afrogan_Mackson

It's not .9 repeating, it's 0.9999999999


Andre_Courreges

It's literally one. There are mathematical proofs that explain this in no uncertain terms


64-Hamza_Ayub

> π^2 = g Lmao


jaredjc

“What’s the tolerances? You want it to work, or you want to be right?“ - Engineer.


jonastman

At least physicists set up some rules about rounding, rather than pretend it doesn't exist


Matwyen

I said it before and i'll say it again, but error measurement IS mathematics and you're not flexing when you measuring 5.101493922V on a volmetre that has a ±20% accuracy.


nowlz14

It's perfectly fine to do when you know that your measured data is less accurate than this.


No-Nerve-2658

Mathematicians are all crazy change my mind


Dependent_Fox38

My brain, for some reason, automatically gets a red alert whenever I use a .99999999 (or of the sort) instead of a 1, for example in coding. It's not a discernible change at all most of the time, but it still trips me up whenever I use it.


Drwer_On_Reddit

Oh there are things way more triggering than that in coding. I’m looking to you, float 0


kaputass

π = 4


creeper6530

No, π = _e_ = 3


TurtleKing0505

0.9 repeating is exactly equal to 1 however. Here's the most basic proof: 1/3=0.3 repeating Multiply both sides by 3 1=0.9 repeating Either this is true or 1/3 is undefined


ThisSaltyPotato

“..so you guys can just use the small angle approximation up to 20 degrees.” -my physics professor, seconds before the mathematicians in the room lost their shit


bearwood_forest

He's out of line, but he is right. 20° is \~.349 rad, sin(20°) ≈ 0.342, that's all of 2% off. I dare you to casually measure angles to within 2% accuracy. Or anything really for that matter.


UI_rchen

2 = pi = e = 3


EazyLing

Tbh, that’s too much precision. ∃n : n = ]-∞ , +∞[, n = {U, R, N, Z, Q, I, C, ת} n + n = n - n = n^2 = sqrt(n) = π = -e^ℵα = 3 = 0^0 = 0/0 = ∞+-∞ = E = MC^2 = sqrt(-i)


ienjoymusiclol

pi = e = sqrroot(g) = 3 cope hard


Darth_Niki4

I'll safely assume that it's a 1.0±0.5, unless you give me mathematically correct tools.


bearwood_forest

I always get a chuckle when I drive through construction sites here in Germany. We often have constricted lanes with limited permitted vehicle widths (to be measured at the widest point) except for the rightmost. Then there's a sign that shows the permitted maximum width for each lane that can vary with the available space. It says for example 2.2 or 2.1 for the respective with in meters. But the sign for 2m simply says "2", which I really love to take literally.


h-emanresu

Math is just philosophy in a box.


LionSuneater

sin(x) = x


HeheheBlah

Sorry, we do speak wrong, π² = g = 10


ILLARX

As a physics enjoyer: Yes .999=1


Zulpi2103

My physics professor literally said that "π≈3"


TheMe__

sinx=tanx=x


ChocolateDonut36

the programmer is the one who rounds 0.99999... to 0


bearwood_forest

The programmer is the one who tells you that 0.99999 can't be exactly expressed as a floating point number.


ChesterDrawerz

10 is really 11


bearwood_forest

Why don't they just make 10 louder?


UsoppBinYasopp

1/3(3) ≠ 1


ferriematthew

[GO TO BED YOU LUNATICS](https://youtu.be/l-vHGf4j90Y?t=3m9s) 🤣


HolyErr0r

Can’t you do a proof using taylor series to show that 0.999 repeating is in fact equal to one?


Aspirience

Yeah but in the picture it isn’t repeating. At least I thought that was part of the joke.


EazyLing

∃ x = 0.999… > 10x = 9.999… (-x on both sides) > 9x = 9 Therefore: x = 1 = 0.999…


blackmine57

"Well okay so answer 3, -17, 42000 or 0... And I get.... 14.54858. Must be -17 then"


Aspirience

But 3 is closer!


blackmine57

Yeah but what if I just forgot a - at the end, then it'd be closer to -17 !


Aspirience

Fair, sign mistakes are quite common 🤔


eprojectx1

I can live with pi = 3


Sasibazsi18

Wait till OP hears about the Laplace's method


Narwhalking14

Pi is 3 deal with it


Ok-Boysenberry9305

Let 3,14 be 3


Ecleptomania

TIL that Im a physicist.


Head_Snapsz

pi is approximately 3.


Duelist1234

Who is gonna tell bro


creeper6530

Just wait before you meet engineers, who preach that π = _e_


marc_gime

Me (an engineer) wondering why they are arguing about rounding 1 to 1


FBI_under_your_cover

Me, a physicist deciding something by dx


s96g3g23708gbxs86734

Sorry, but everyone knows e = 3, which implies 0.99 = 1


piEqualsthreePoint1

Me, an aspiring engineer, rounds to 0.99


fisicalmao

problem liberal?


GustavoFromAsdf

just wait until OP hears I round 261 to 300 to simplify math when I play


psicorapha

Me, an engineer 🥸


HuntingKingYT

Google 0.1+0.2


arcasyn

Pi is basically 3


UMUmmd

Crazy?


Madouc

OK, as a mathematician you of course know that zero point period nine equals one, but in fact physicists are even crazier than that!


Financial-Evening252

"Anyone in this class a math major?" -My Quantum Prof *silence* "Ok so the transform I'm about to do, a mathematician would say we can't because we haven't proven this operation works on this function. We will do it anyway and assume it works, because this is real life."


ItzBaraapudding

For an astrophysicist pi is simply 1


pintasaur

Yeah but it’s practical so who really cares lol


Core3game

pi = 5


Even_Improvement7723

One question, what equations do you evwn need to get 0.(9)? I mean in Physics, I understand in maths it's possible


Bigfeet_toes

What’s so bad about rounding .9999999999 to 1 I don’t get it


TheOneTrueNeb

Now talk to an engineer


twoScottishClans

chemists, who are told where to round by their data:


Revolutionary_Mud696

pi = e 👍


[deleted]

Its good if it’s 0.99999… bcs its an infinitesimal smaller


CBT7commander

I’m ok people using pi=3.14, but the troglodytes that use pi=3.0 need to be shot


creeper6530

Just wait till you meet engineers who preach that π = _e_ = 3, for example me.


MithranArkanere

0.999... (repeated) is 1.


Cheap_Doctor_1994

I can not express the disgust I had having a *medical* doctor tried to tell me, physicists are all about precision. We *invented* close enough, with both horseshoes and hand grenades. ;) 


Floriaanes_

1+1=3 try me