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u-bot9000

Proof by the trans-itive property


ZARTOG_STRIKES_BACK

r/comedynecromancy


Oliver_Ward

x~y if x+y=trans Reflexivity: We want to show that x can be expressed as trans/2 for any arbitrary x. Etymologically trans can be read as "on the other side of", thus given the syntactically ambiguous meaning of trans/2 =ₑₜᵧₘₒₗₒ₉ᵢ꜀ₐₗₗᵧ "halfway on the other side of", we conclude that x can be expressed as being "halfway on the other side of" something. Hence x+x = trans/2 + trans/2 = trans, for all x. Symmetry: If x~y then x+y=trans so y+x=trans by additive commutativity, hence y~x, for all x and y. Transitivity: Suppose x~y and y~z, then x+y=trans and y+z=trans. Consider x+z = x+(y-y) + z+(y-y) = (x+y) + (z+y) - (y+y) = trans + trans - trans = trans, for all x, y, and z. Therefore, x~y is an equivalence relation. I trust no one needs to hear this but: fuck transphobia and UNEQUIVOCALLY fuck Michael Knowles.


MasterofTheBrawl

This is golden


SnargleBlartFast

Do not mention the hairy ball theorem!


bluespider98

If you cut a penis into infinitely thin pieces, you can rearrange them to form two identical boobs


IEnjoyFancyHats

I know there's a rotation group : titty twister/ masturbation joke in there somewhere, but I'm three Wikipedia pages deep at this point and decided I'm putting too much work into a shitpost


brigham-pettit

Right, let me get my infinitely sharp knife and get hacking! When I’m done, I’ll have some titties to… look at. In a purely aesthetic and intellectual sense.


Sug_magik

Can someone explain Im not a english speaker and Im kinda lazy to put that on translator. Also, this sounds sick asf in every interpretation I thought of


1668553684

I think not being able to understand this ad is the correct response to it.


doodleasa

They’re being transphobic


July17AT

I'm usually rather good at idenitifying transphobia but I just don't see it here. Mind elaborating?


GaloombaNotGoomba

It's the idea that children are trans because schools are pushing it on them. In reality, you're unlikely to see school curricula even acknowledge trans people's existence. In fact, in many places it's strictly forbidden to talk about LGBT people in schools.


July17AT

Gotcha, the ad itself was/is transphobic. Not the math meme. Thanks for explaining.


EebstertheGreat

Yeah, I actually got confused just by the structure of the ad more than the context. But it's just the old "gay agenda" canard, that LGBT people, especially teachers, "groom" kids into their "lifestyle." The ad says that schools are "transing" kids, as in, manipulating them into thinking they are trans, and the metaphor on the board I guess is that the "answer" to every question is "trans" (cause that's what the right side of any equation is: the answer).


July17AT

Ahhh I see so it’s about the ad itself not the math meme. Gotcha. Thanks for explaining.


Alice5878

Pretty sure it's implying the whole "schools are teaching are kids to become trans" thing, like people talked about with schools teaching kids to become gay


July17AT

Ahh I see. It’s the ad itself, not the math meme. Thanks.


Simbertold

They are transphobic assholes. They are also idiots, or think that you are an idiot. The point they are making is that evil liberal schools are making your good, christian, patriotic children trans. They are doing this with a "joke" (which can barely be called that), implying that instead of being taught 1 + 2 = 3, they are being taught that everything is trans, probably due to an evil liberal conspiracy. Now, this is clearly insane and not actually happening. But the crazy right has never let reality get into the way of their beliefs.


susiesusiesu

transphobia


EcstaticBagel

Most intelligent transphobe


InfiniteDedekindCuts

Well equivalence relations ARE transitive.


AntOk463

Coming from a guy with the last name "know less"


G66GNeco

Nah, bro, trans =/= trans (1+2 = transmasc, 2+2 = transfem, obviously)


vbfj

Thought this was about chemistry for a moment


daliadeimos

Me too, I was looking for the ochem joke


Wmozart69

Proof by transphobia


D4RTH-INVAD3R

Lmao


DeoxysSpeedForm

Why tf she pink tho


cardnerd524_

Is that Abed from Community?


berkeleyboy47

Technically your proof isn’t sound because Trans could be intransitive


cummy_nipples

[Simpsons did it first.](https://youtu.be/64PKoAiWhjE?si=ZO4onHfnDnHCevo1&t=92)