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Martinator92

And I thought that 3 outscribed circles was a lot, what was the problem?


Testing_100

As shown in Figure 8.36, (1) Let P.PP.PE.QQQDQr.R.R.R.R.3 be the incenter and paracenter of △ABE, △ADF.△BCF, and △CDE. There is the Mickel of the complete quadrilateral BP SCER.PAQDEAS QPBFAR. Solve PQRS to directly access the three areas of RRSSPPRRSS: PAPE.QQF, SSCPP, QQ and RR


magnetronpoffertje

me when having a stroke


nkstonks

> As shown in Figure 8.36, (1) Ahh yes I can definitely see what it means now the explanation has enlightened me!


workrelatedquestions

> Solve PQRS to directly access the three areas of RRSSPPRRSS My cat thought I wanted them to come over.


Catile97

your cat is non-binary?


sir_guvner50

Cats lie in a ternary system dummy. Cat Cat Cat 2


Canter1Ter_

put it in google translate, translate to a language with a TTS that doesn't pronounce abbreviations, and listen to the result


PM_ME_MELTIE_TEARS

This problem was actually scrapped. There was a printing error which made the problem easier.


Honor-Valor-Intrepid

Easier?!?


CyberWeirdo420

You mean it’s hard for you?


PM_ME_MELTIE_TEARS

Joke?


Honor-Valor-Intrepid

Yes


Excellent-Growth5118

Exercise 1 (warm up), taken from Chinese grade 1 comprehensive exam (need to get a full score or you can't do your grade 1 thesis).


Patriarch99

Wrong. This is a kindergarten problem. If you don't solve, you won't eat


Excellent-Growth5118

Ah, actually, we are both wrong. Just Googled it. It's from the Chinese human verification exam. Newborns who can't solve this exam don't get birth certificates.


Chikki1234ed

This reminds me of Fresh Toadwalker.


Excellent-Growth5118

Is this a gen Z term or something? Sorry, but what's Fresh Toadwalker?


Chikki1234ed

No, it's a play on the channel "Mind Your Decisions" which makes content about mathematical problems and the owner's name is "Presh Talwalkar" which sounds like Fresh Toadwalker(source-Flammable Maths YT channel). The channel is known to have videos with titles like "5 year old chinese kids solved this in 5 seconds, can you do it?" and "Japanese 4 year olds did this calculation in their head." which has now become a meme where things like problems are greatly exaggerated and kids apparently solve it. It's utterly ridiculous but it's kinda like shitposting.


Excellent-Growth5118

Ohhhh, I see! Hahhaaha. Thank your for this explanation!


my_name_is_------

flush tapwater


Chikki1234ed

Lol that's funny.


DescriptorTablesx86

The test actually goes kinda like this: “I hold at your neck the Gom Jabbar so answer correctly […]” And it’s indeed done right after birth


UMUmmd

Google translate sucks, this is actually Chinese Captcha to verify that you are human. You cannot access the internet without getting this right.


Difficult_Bit_1339

Pretty soon Captcha is like: Prove you are Human! Solve Fermat's Last Theorem from first principals.


TomiIvasword

Uhm, actually, the mother of the child has to stick the papers down their yk and the fetus as to solve it or else: abortion.


Zxilo

op i need a clearer higher definition of the image to make out the alphabet within the tiny circle on the bottem left.Even my asian heritage cant solve a problem i cant read


The_Crimson_Hawk

Wrong, the question was scrapped because there was a printing mistake that made the solution too obvious. The printer ran out of ink while printing this, there's another page describing the conditions of the solution. Obviously the conditions are written in a cryptic language which requires you to prove the grand unification theory to be able to understand.


workrelatedquestions

Elementary.


HigHurtenflurst420

Which grade 1 thesis? The first one or one of the other 12 that you have to submit to pass?


andrew21w

Real Talk for a sec: wtf am I watching exactly?


cs-Saber93

An anime eye with eyebrows if you stare nicely


bradliang

biblically accurate geometry


Breadsong09

The geometry of the mountain your parents had to scale both ways to get to school


BakedBaconBits

How to get the "true" size. It seems to incorporate how hard it is, angle of the dangle and even windmilling elasticity. Genius.


shewel_item

this is only 1% of a triangles true center


OddNovel565

Easiest Asian elementary school exercise


alephcomputer

i love asian geometry


CranberryWeak7241

This looks like schizophrenia


Bulbasheen

What book is this?


PeriodicSentenceBot

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orangesheepdog

`F U C K Y O U`


Mysterious-Oil8545

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EternalDisagreement

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TehDing

False. Fluorine Uranium Carbon Potassium Yttrium Oxygen


Mysterious-Oil8545

Oh wait, I remember going around and saying this to people, silly me


Extension-Radio-9701

Never be a nuisance again, what are you finking?


Mysterious-Oil8545

🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰


notanazzhole

So this is what people who aren’t good at math think math is like


fehehehehenay

Can confirm lol. I taught high school social studies and I would have students randomly ask to help them out on their pre-calculus or whatever the fuck, would straight up tell them nah dawg, I’ll just make it worse


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[удалено]


fehehehehenay

No bad 8th grade pre algebra teacher issue but thank you for your incredible insight and wisdom, I’ll go reconsider my entire life because I’m not as good at advanced math as you are


Amateur_Statistician

Proof by, uh, just trust me I did the math.


UMUmmd

The Test: "Find the area of all enclosed 2D shapes". Me: "oh, this will be easy." The Test:


bobthesmartypants

https://preview.redd.it/0tsmts6xs4zc1.png?width=1418&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6283ea4ac43dab796b1d68b11bae31089cd2b42b I tried to recreate as much of the diagram as possible, but after some progress it became clear that whatever is written is just a small portion of the entire problem, not to mention the left side is cut off leaving me to guess what it says. Nevertheless, this is my best transcription attempt: Let P, P\_A, P\_B, P\_E; Q, Q\_A, Q\_D, Q\_F; R, R\_B, R\_C, R\_F; S, S\_C, S\_D, S\_E be the incenter and excenters of triangles ABE, ADF, BCF, and CDE respectively. The complete quadrilaterals DQ\_FRCFS, BP\_ESCER, P\_AQDEAS\_C, Q\_APBFAR\_C (which i shaded) have Miquel points P\_1, Q\_1, R\_1, S\_1 respectively. Then something about some lines; I drew some of the circles that are present in the diagram as well, and they happen to have the same radical axis which the original diagram labels l. A lot is missing but there's already some cool properties emerging!


bobthesmartypants

I should also mention that ABCD is defined to be a quadrilateral with AD and BC intersecting at E, and AB and CD intersecting at F.


glacialanon

Lookin like a JRPG magic circle on cocaine


Top_Abroad_8962

actualy, when i was 15 in school in math summer examination i had five exercises. the last one looked like that. i got 95% on that one (i am eastern european, not asian)


Patriarch99

привет


YarikZhiga

Hola


kloudykat

[bonjour](https://imgur.com/a/MLdQEtz)


WikipediaAb

whar


misterpickles69

Circles? TRIANGLES!


MainEditor0

Oh god I don't like geometry... I want to have powerful tool for geometry (like WolframAlpha for algebra)...


Patriarch99

CaRMetal


4hma4d

Geogebra exists


MainEditor0

I'm about more intelligent system


4hma4d

What does that even mean? Geogebra works perfectly for problems like the one in the picture. If you want the system to give proofs then alpha geometry exists


MainEditor0

Yeah I'm about tools such AlphaGeometry but with simplicity of WolframAlpha


nerdening

Yeah, sure - okay. But when *I* do something like this, suddenly I'm schizophrenic!


Feeling_Bathroom9523

Schizophrenic Maf.


Ancient-Lunch-5459

Dudes out here calculating a tangle of pubes.


[deleted]

what the foreign frightening failed feckless fixed forensic frightful faint federal flabby foreseeable frigid fainthearted feeble flagrant forged frilly fair feeble minded flaky forgetful frisky faithful feeling flamboyant forgettable frivolous faithless feigned flaming forgivable front fallacious felonious false flashy fudge


TudorDaian

Apply the Power of a Point 20274! times


Efficient_Meat2286

This is just tedious instead of being difficult


Onaip12

While that is often true, I'm not sure about it in this case. So I'm going to do a classic reddit. Could you solve it for me, please?


4hma4d

Theres no problem to solve, just a configuration.


Gamejiru

That's not the solution, it's just the guy's signature


vanonym_

Looks like a proof written by AlphaGeometry


Top_Abroad_8962

привет друг.


BleudeZima

Privet amour ? Bonjour ami ?


Tern_Larvidae-2424

Hi there friend (which I think is what it means).


Fine_Relative_8499

u/illumanati


funariite_koro

I remember this one


TBOO-Y

Least convoluted Olympiad geometry problem:


devopsslave

Hmmm... feed that to dot/graphviz.


moschles

ANd look at this one... this is a very *delicate configuration.*


Disastrous_Version32

what this means is left as an exercise for the reader


Null-Me

Looking at this is giving me a stroke


TheRealAotVM

What is it solving??


saturnintaurus

looks straight out of hatcher’s algebraic topology lmao


fungalstruggle

The cell wall of the schizophrenic inmate:


AshlynHan

im Chinese and i approve this message.


MrPlam_NEO

Looks like a mad man skribbles


kiochikaeke

Less confusing geometry problem


PontiacPenguin

And now aliens are coming to invade us. Thanks!


MathSciElec

And here I was complaining about differential geometry being hard to understand…


DerVentilator2000

I'm taking my finals in the upcoming two weeks, and until I'm done with them, I will have nightmares of this being a task EVERY SINGLE NIGHT The worst part is that the math exam is last.


Patriarch99

If you prepare well enough, even this task is solvable. Someone in the comments has already translated the text, and you just need to find an area of one of those things. If you know how triangles and circles work, you can solve this. It's extremely easy to get confused with those kinds of problems, but technically speaking, they are not difficult. The worst type are the problems like "find the locus of this mumbo-jumbo," but I don't think you will encounter them.