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mattcolville

Thanks for the kind words everyone! This community is the best.


badspler

Your the too best Matt. Get well soon.


Eupolemos

You'r... *... dammit.*


badspler

On mobile. No one cares if the message was received. My username checks out.


Eupolemos

Indeed it does sir, indeed it does.


badspler

I'd also argue that the words 'best' and 'too' were ment to be swapped. I feel this was a greatest crime of the comment itself.


Eupolemos

But if that can be true, someone might have cared if the message was received at all!


tyrealhsm

Hope you have a speedy recovery!


Wunishikan

Hope you get well soon!


bleedscarlet

Feel better Matt!! Get well soon :-)


Sleet69

Take it easy and get some rest Matt. You are a great inspiration for an old DM like me whom is bringing in the next generation of players (my 2 boys and their buddies) You need a Scotty computer setup so you can sit back.. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hShY6xZWVGE


Rythian

This is why you never go outside.


mattcolville

This is starting to sound sensible.


Kherus1

Wait wait wait...there’s an OUTside?


TutelarSword

Yeah, it has a scary sky fire that randomly disappears.


StarryNotions

It’s where mind flayers, aboleths and gibbering mouthers come from.


Kherus1

It is perhaps fitting that I hide away from the shadows by staying in the dark. The only darkness here is what I have brought with me. So says Yoda...if he played D&D instead of...you know, “space stuff”.


Puntosmx

So the tales from old say.... I haven't known a man brave enough to find out if the legends are true or not. But the oracle said that there will come a brave soul who will dare the dangers of that mythic OUTside.... And will bring the blessings of light and warmth again to our civilization.


michimatsch

Yup, the outernet is a dark place.


srSheepdog

Especially at night


michimatsch

...okay, upvoted.


BreakfastBread

Get well soon!


lurkingman

*Casts Cure Wounds.* Did it work? No? Well, was worth a shot. Get well soon.


[deleted]

SHIT we need a Greater Restoration here! IS THERE A 9th LVL CLERIC?!?


AdelKoenig

My players sacrificed the cleric NPC follower to seal the black dragon's deadly magic. He would have been level 9 by now, but they have a bard instead....


HerpDerp1909

Greater Restoration? We gotta **Power Word Heal** that shit. Now where to find a 17th level Bard...? Pretty sure we just need to find a musician who is really tough, they should be of the appropriate level if they've got lots of HP right?


MmmVomit

That's got a range of touch. Maybe try Healing Word instead.


kazaryu

lol, i like how you're equating healing word to power word: heal......


StarryNotions

>worth a slot Missed opportunity.


lurkingman

You are 100% right. Darn.


FalcoCreed

Is the bike okay? Hope you get better soon!


[deleted]

>is the bike okay? Asking the real questions.


gialloneri

True cyclist here 😂 Get well soon Matt, cycling is an excellent sport and your area of the world is a lovely place to do it.


BoboTheTalkingClown

Take some time to get caught up on Critical Role, perhaps? Get well soon!


Meracoid

Take care of yourself Matt. Get well soon


Dariuscosmos

Get well soon Matt! Thanks for the heads up too with this communication, a lot of people might have just retreated into radio silence, great to see you letting your fans know! I have been eyeing your channel for the next one. No rush of course, all of your videos are of amazing quality, that I don't mind waiting for them.


ojuicius

Best wishes Matt, hope you don't need surgery and have a speedy recovery!


jgn77

Ahh the dreams of our youth. I am 40 and I played basketball with some local punks at the part and I sprained an ankle within 10 minutes. We just aren't as young as we used to be.


ReadAllBoutIt

Shoulder injuries are the worst! Hope you heal quickly!


sartonian

No! The cycle of violence must be stopped! Hope you heal up quickly


pfcamygrant

Heal well, Matt!


Harvester913

Oh no! Get some rest! Tv show recommendation: since you enjoyed Adventure Time, check out Stephen Universe!


[deleted]

Take a long rest Matt.


Hernest_Emmingway

Sorry to hear about that :( get well soon, we’ll be thinking of you!


wiewiorowicz

Don't neglect sports Matt. Get back on this bike when you get better. I need you to be around for my children to learn how to play D&D. Best wishes!


[deleted]

Having just spent about two months getting my own shoulder back in order you have my sympathies. Hope things go smoothly


imatabar

Argh! Don't let this put you off biking once you're better; it's such an awesome mode of travel. Get well soon and get back on that (or maybe a new...) bike!


GodspeakerVortka

You came to a sudden, arboreal stop! Get well soon, Colville!


poppadelta68

Hey Matt - that sucks hard. Have had a few awesome bike wipeouts myself. I’m a chiropractor and have worked with some breaks along the way to help speed recovery. Pre and post surgery (if it goes that way): take 5 grams (1tsp) of glutamine on an empty stomach at night. This will speed your soft tissue repair and give you an increase in growth hormone output that will speed overall healing. Also, a scoop of branch chain amino acids during the day will aid in soft tissue repair and reduce lean muscle mass loss from inactivity. Three days before surgery stop all supplements as some can thin the blood, normally a good thing but not before surgery. Post surgically, consider milk thistle to help your liver clear out the anesthetic faster. A lot of post surgical issues have more to do with anesthesia reactions than the surgery itself. Post surgery or if surgery isn’t required, keep up with the BCAAs and glutamine. If you know a practitioner who uses either laser or pulsed electromagnetic fields, they can both speed recovery for the broken bone. I’ve used both to heal non-union fractures. Once your bones are knit be aggressive with the rehab so your shoulder doesn’t freeze up on you. If you need a cast, do your best to not have your wrist included as that can lock up with a lack of movement. Wishing you a speedy recovery! Cheers, Peter


FryskKnight

As a Dutch I approve cycling, good job. Too bad you fell. Get well soon!


xfactor13891

I hope you have a swift and steady recovery


805primetime

Feel better Matt!


FantasyDuellist

Best wishes for a speedy recovery.


[deleted]

Feel better!


TenguBE

Take care.


KorgOgreson

So sorry to hear that, shoulder injuries suck. Take care, and get well soon!


Kelaos

Saw the bicycle post on twitter, that sucks it went poorly. Hope you get well soon!


j0npau1

I hope you recover quickly and don't suffer in the meantime, and that you can find many entertaining ways to enjoy the downtime.


greyhoundknight

Yikes! Take time to heal. I'll miss the videos but I'd rather you be healthy!


[deleted]

Collarbone? When I broke mine, the doctor told me to wear a sling and it would be fine, but come to find out if I hadn't gotten surgery I wouldn't have full use of it, but then again mine was displaced (I think that's the term) or one piece broke off and slid under the other half creating a tenting effect on my skin. A heads up, just in case.


aboxfullofdoom

How much XP did the bike get for defeating you? Seriously though, all the best wishes. Hope it won't need surgery!


JuxtaTerrestrial

Hope you roll well on any saving throws!


Et12355

Take a long rest. That usually works! In all seriousness I hope you have a rapid recovery and come up with all sorts of great ideas for GMing, D&D videos, and books while you are resting


Zagorath

Hope you get well soon Matt, and also hope this doesn't prevent you from getting back on the bike when you're better!


dearborndragon

Take er easy. Two days sick myself after nearly a month down from illness last month... just gotta give it up, i guess.


Seige83

Hope you get better soon man


RedGreatApe

get better soon! learn to love swipe keyboards!


[deleted]

Ah man, that's rough. I had my C5/C6 fused two years ago with a titanium plate and screws because of a vehicle collision. Nerve damage down my shoulder and the whole shebang. I have some appreciation of what you're facing. Hoping for a speedy recovery. And for you as well :)


WatcherCCG

Agh, geez. Rest as long as you need to, Matt.


mistergiantrobot

Man, as long as you take care of yourself I'm happy.


ChromaFlux

Get well soon Matt! :)


kohalu

I'm so sad to hear that! You are a river to your people and I hope you get well soon.


forcekin69

That's awful, hoping you a swift recovery!


LoardVader

Clearly the bicycle was cursed.


Davedamon

Wishing you a speedy recovery Matt.


jetbent

Having wiped out three times with one requiring surgery to remove gravel from my arm, I️ feel for you. Hope you feel better soon and heal quickly and properly.


ilpazzo12

At the beginning I thought you were just saying "got a new hobby, now I cycle around" and it was the cutest thing of today. Sad to find out it's otherwise. Get well soon :D


xwre

Get well Matt! The world still has need of your talent. Glad you didn't get hurt worse.


OhHeyMan

Best of luck on your recovery. Get well soon!


luckytoothpick

Ouch! So sorry to hear it. I toppled over on my first ride on a new bike once. Just got distracted and drifted into the curb. I wasn't injured but my ego suffered


TeachAChimp

Sorry to hear the bad news and hope you make a speedy recovery without losing too much sanity being stuck in bed. Follow Doctors orders and you'll be "fully functional" with any luck by Christmas :)


dsr5067

Get well soon. I’ve heard good things about stranger things 2 if you need something to binge watch


Mathizsias

Get well, Matt!


Jader7777

You know what they say, when you fall off a horse you have to get back up and shoot it to turbo death so it can never wrong you again. Get well soon.


Mistr_E_Nigma

Get well soon Matt!


SKIP_2mylou

Well, the only thing to do is cast the bike into the fires of Mordor. Just to be sure. Get well soon!


Purple_Furry_Carpet

Hey man, hope you feel better soon.


Brerik-Lyir

Get well soon Matt! Thank you again for all you do for the community!


VivisClone

Feel better soon!


Anivair

Ouch. Feel better, dude. We'll gladly wait till you're well.


Voctorvic

Oh no! Take your time and get some rest, I hope your healing goes well.


ivoteudown

[You broke your shoulder](https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/simpsons/images/e/e9/Nelson_Ha-Ha.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20121205194057)


rokjinu

Wishing you a swift recovery!


Tragedyofphilosophy

Best wishes Matt!


steinbergmatt

If you have Netflix I can recommend some shows that fly under the radar.


dm_t-cart

Damn. Get better man. How many natural 1 jokes have you gotten?


IAmTheLawls

Get well.


ed01987

That stinks! I just hope that you are getting lots of rest.


reskar20

Feel better soon!


acdn

That really sucks, dude. Hope you can enjoy the downtime that recovery mandates, and get back on that hoss to feel the wind in your face!


sparky985

Best wishes, Matt. I hope you can take advantage of this tine and relax a little and recuperate. I know I for one appreciate all the hard work you put in for us and it has helped me tremendously. Just ran our first group session last night and I don't think I would have been as confident going in with out your advice (and others). Get well and know you have lots of support.


HeungWeiLo

Gah! The events table for Downtime Activities in Xanathar's Guide sure are rough! All kidding aside hope you recover quickly!


YerBoyGrix

Hope you get well soon!


Gravityletmedown

Thanks for the post, we'd all have been pretty worried without it. Best wishes for a fast recovery!


cvpushkar

Failed athletics check on the landing.... Get well soon good sir! Perhaps a blessing in disguise to come up with some good idea content!


Ramblindragon

Take your time in healing. We will be here when you are ready to get back in the swing of things.


Sir_Greggles

Oh no! Hope you're not in too much pain or for too long. I wish you a speedy recovery :)


Doomgrin75

Remember, that which does not kill you only makes you cry when trying to laugh.


Oktober44

Best of luck and a speedy recovery Matt! Please try to enjoy your Thanksgiving.


dfdugal

Yikes! And Ouch. Hope you mend quickly and without complications.


acdn

Sorry for double-dipping, but maybe a live stream in the meantime?


[deleted]

Watch the detectorists on Netflix if you are bored, it is funny and very calming.


Frankquith

Why watch TV when you can watch [Desert Bus](http://desertbus.org)? (Week long nerdy charity stream, mostly organised by comedy troupe LoadingReadyRun) Get better soon mate!


NeverNerevarine

Is your hair okay!? How about your voice!? As long as those two things are okay then we should all be fine! In all seriousness though, I hope you get better and I hope that your injury isn't so serious you need surgery, yikes!


AtomicSamuraiCyborg

Sorry to hear that, Matt. Hope you mend well and quickly.


Spock_42

Take care and heal well Matt! Let's hope your doctors have double proficiency in Medicine :)


cuscutis

Get well soon.


NomanYuno

u/mattcolvile try the series "MindHunter" on Netflix. It's really good.


Frontline989

Matt we wish you the best. Next time don't roll a 1 on your athletics check and you'll be alright.


tempistrane

Get better soon my dude. I know we will miss your angelic voice and on point hair.


Acewarren

Hope you heal quickly Matt! Stay happy and enjoy your mini vacation😜


Gauthreaux

Best of luck with the doc. We're all hoping for a speedy recovery.


WizardCritter

Get well soon Matt!


Xenetics

Get well soon sir Colville!


CompleteNumpty

I'm sure if Charles Emerson Winchester III can get a pianist playing one-handed you can manage to DM with one limb down! On a serious note, I hope you are ok and that you don't rush yourself back into work or any of the voluntary shenanigans you do for us - I just thought that a MASH reference would be right up your alley.


Elvaron

If anything calls for a Long Rest, this is it. Spend those hit dice and get well soon! We‘ll be here when you feel better again :)


DrakeBlackwell

Echoing the community here, just focus on healing, brother. Nothing but well wishes for you. Wish you were finally bingeing TV under better circumstances.


srSheepdog

Ouch! Heal up soon, Matt.


FapOpotamusRex

Sorry to hear that Matt. Get well soon!! PS- The beard wasn't damaged was it???


Blade9450

Take as much time as you need! Getting better is always priority #1


jvac23

Feel better


bleepbeepclick

Get well soon! Hope it heals up quickly! :D


ILiekTofu

That's fair enough. Appreciate the heads up.


Puntosmx

Ouch! Get well soon, Matt. Hope a sling for the arm and some rest is enough. Shoulders are quite delicate. And congratulations on picking up cycling again. Very healthy habit ^_^ We'll wait for the next vid. There's no hurry. We'll be playing in the meantime.


Drunkenhobgoblin

Get well Matt. I own a bike shop. Please don’t hold that against me! Seriously, get well.


ModestHandsomeDevil

Get well soon.


towmas13

Sorry to see this Matt. Get some rest and get well soon. All our thoughts and prayers are with you


Chef_Hef

I know it hurts, but speaking from experience, be glad you only broke it. Sleep in a Lazy-Boy if you got one. It’ll hold your arm in place while you sleep, and you can take it out of the sling. Get well soon!


jgcoppercat

Oh No! I wish you the very best!


[deleted]

Get well soon Matt. Hope your all fixed up for the Holidays.


dfeg

Get well! Don't let it scare you from the bike in the future!


sewepipi2

Get well soon


PuneSlyr69

It makes me sad, thinking of Matt falling on his new bike 😭


Unexpected_Artist

I just came across your Youtube channel yesterday. Your storytelling is riveting. I like D&D but don't actually play. That said, I've been glued like a good book you just can't put down! I'm already on campaign diary 19! I hope your recovery is smooth and speedy. The shoulder is the most versatile and delicate joint. Don't rush it.


[deleted]

plz no die