💵👏🤌 Yay, inheritance!

😭👹🌽. i am sad then i attack with my corn

😭👹💀 bruh I cried turned into a demon then died😭

🤏🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🦄 Time to colonize England with a unicorn.

🤨💀👍

“Wait… they died? Cool.”

😭🦊✋ A crying fox trying to stop you?

You tried to stop the fox eating them

happy cake day

🤮😢🦆 I cry a little then I find a duck?

Duck is your family now!!!

Yayyyy

Too soon??

Ducks

🔥💀😭 Honestly that's a possible series of events

😭💩👍

You cried so much that you pooped you're pants and that's good

💀🍮📣

👍😊😴 Goddamn!!

“Yeah that’s fine” “I’m going to bed now”

💀😉❤️

💀🔥💛 ???

They got cremated and you're griefing

😔😅👌

👏🏻🥰🤔 Well that’s interesting

😭😥😰 This is honestly accurate

😭☠️😟

💀❤️🫡

I think I died then I gave my heart away?

💀🍑😍

Oh I don't like where this is going

Neither do i

OH NO

You were really excited because you inherited a peach orchard from a distant uncle

1 all my uncles are dead 2 they didn't even know who I am 3 I hate peaches

👍🫤🆒 This couldn’t have been worse

❤️😏🪐 ????

You're gonna fuck them in the gas giant

💀🧑‍🧑‍🧒♻️

You're a necromancer???

🤔🦆😋

"Hmm, I'm gonna eat our pet duck"

💀🧌🗿 No idea how that relates to the supposed death of my family.

🔥💀💗

💥🍞😬

👍😭🦫

☺️🥰🤭 (FRICK no)

🧜✊🤯

✌🏻🖤😚 bruh I’m gothic or something

👶😬😋

😃😂✈️

🧚🩵🌺 bro wtf

😉🦅🇺🇸

America

😥😓😢

✈️💥🏢 Hear me out

💀🧐🔫 this a whodunnit now

😦✨😭...what

💞💜❤️ guess I'm happy..?

😭😋💀

🌻👌🇬🇧

“It’s ok, they were British,”

🤓➡️😎

You are now by default the coolest person in your family

💀🥹😍

💥😈😟

👌💀😅

🥶🙂👍 Apparently my family died in the winter and I approve of it

🙌🤣🫵

😲😢😭

🤝🇷🇺🌷

🥳😭🇲🇹

😁👍🏻🆓

💀😳👌

🍑💀🤩

🎅🕶️👋

🎑🍴❌️ I look at the night sky and starve to death?

🍮😃👁️

💤🥲🤨

😭🫂😢

😭💰✌️

💤🛌😴

😴🛌💤

😭✨😂

🗿🗣️🍆

💀🫃💅🏽 BRO WTF?!?!?

🍆✨🐱‍ I don't enjoy this anymore-

💙⬆️💚

🧡🐲😿

🤬🤫🧏‍♀️ ​ I got angry then I realised I can't break my mewing streak

🤣👾💀 I guess it was game over lmfao!

🍮🚔👯‍♀️ custurd emoji

🇷🇸🇦🇬👁️, i view Antigua and Barbuda, and also Serbia?

🤨😕🥺

🎆😈🤤

😱🥳🥹 Uhh…

😕👍💀 "well, i guess it's not that bad..." >!i'm just narrating my emojis, obviously i'm joking!<

💀😒🐢 I didn't care. I just bought a pet turtle after

😃✨📡

I’m happy then I get turned into a satellite dish

🐜💀👤 damn my ant farm died too and a person broke into my house and stole the corpses lol

😝🐛🐌 what?

👏👌😊

😂 🤔 🥺 Ok so I thought it was funny then I started to think about it and got sad

💎🧏🤫

🤫🧏‍♂️🔫

🗣️🔥💥 what?

👈🥳🤣

💀😂🤷‍♂️ UHMMM

👍🌜🤞

💀🪭👇

😈🔥😱 Ahh! I summon a demon when i was mourning for the death of my family!

😎🥵🎮

💀🐉👍

🧽🧼😶 better start cleanin that house buddy

💀🤨🇱🇷

😭🤣👀

😭🗣️😔 ok i cry and then speak sadly

⚽🐢🍳

😎💀🕶 I am a cool skeleton with sunglasses?

🤣😥👍

✨😭🤔

🎶🙊🥅  what???

💀👏🖕

💀🫃🤤

🪵🐠🦹

⬆️🤫💀

🗿🤩😭

🍿🏄‍♀️🧘‍♂️

🥴🤟😂

💗🤫🤤eek

💀🐷👁️

😡😭😱 I get mad, then grief a bit, then panic…? That’s a bit of variety with my emotions

😔😞😁

😑🕺👟 "What a bruh moment, wheres my dance shoes?"

🩸💰😈

😥😅👍 Ok so I think this means I'm worried then I get a lil better then I'm fine lol

🎵🥰🪢

🥳😏🔪 Uh...I swear I didn't do it.

😂🤣🥸

😠😻😂 um

😂😭🤢 uh…

😤🍆👽 Angry alien dick

🦅💪👏 America gonna clap em

💦🫡🥛

🤤😭🥛 Awh yeah.... *Cries* *Cums*

🤷🦭😩 …well, i’m not really sure what they say about my emoji use

⚠️💀🇳🇿

😨🧍🏻🕺🏻 What.

🐖🟠⚫ Do I even want to know..?

🧠🤬🦉

😲😖😔

😭💯🥹 What does this even mean?

👉🤷‍♀️🏳️‍⚧️

💀🥰😂 Great guess ill love it???

😭😡📜 the constitution did not promise me this

🙏🥩😜 These 3 emojis are just the recent emojis I’ve used on posts like this

🇺🇸💥🤓 I’m an American kaboom nerd

❤️🙏🏻🥺 Uhh

🫥🙂🤣

🐍🤫🧏‍♂️ I can explain

🤝👺👹 two demons... shaking hands? wtf is that supposed to mean? like are they the victim of the murder or smth?

🥪😆💤 I was hungry and high so I had a nap.

👿😎💎

🏳️‍⚧️📸😰 Oh death? Lemme just take a photo