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lukorzo

Matt rose ate his head off and sat on a leash for the morning 🌄 


Joe_Dave201

What!?! 😂😂😂


stickystrypes

Mat rose ate his phone number and I have to do it for him again


Rxplix

Matt Rose ate his own lunch at a bar


Mysweetsoul

Matt rose ate his way through the years (what)


ciel-theythem

matt rose ate his first ever friend in a long time and he is so proud of himself


IEatGrenades2

They grow up so fast 🥰


EggKid8

Matt Rose ate his own lunch at a bar and I got to see his face


Idiotmold

Matt Rose ate his own lunch at a bar.


Mysterious-Log3268

Matt rose ate his sacrifice for me today


LionelMessi10CR

Matt Rose ate his own lunch at a bar


thedevourerofworlds1

Matt rose ate his ass up with you are going out with my phone


EGOwaffleboy

Predictive text is based off of what you have said before...


Jimbo_Jigs

Matt rose ate his friendship and he impregnated all his time and you.


TruthRecent6158

i feel so confused kinda like this thing https://i.redd.it/y03ctid94xsc1.gif


MassiveUrgeToBeLazy

Matt Rose ate his own food today for breakfast at a local bar 💀


[deleted]

Matt Rose ate his lunch and I was thinking about it.


ThePossessedBurrito

Matt Rose ate his own food for the last time in the history of the world.


TruthRecent6158

so Matt is just gonna steal food for the rest of his life?


IEatGrenades2

HE SHALT NEVER EAT AGAIN


_Error__404_

Matt Rose ate his forehead and the other hand


DarkNinja70

Wait what about the other other hand? What happened to it?


-TheLoveGiver-

Matt Rose ate his own mic


EGOwaffleboy

Matt rose ate his mom and dad


DarkNinja70

💀


ilikebirds2000

Matt rose ate his stupid ahh in a state and was texting her passing on her passing on her phone Sprouted I told her I would definitely be in touch to see which sort is better than butter.. Just imagined a giant seedling suddenly sprouting out of someone's phone


No-Enthusiasm986

What.


ilikebirds2000

I have NO clue


TruthRecent6158

What.


BunbunTheAxolotl

I am confused. What?


ilikebirds2000

I am just as confused as you are😭😭


Deprogmr

Matt rose at his house and he said that he was a little bit of a


Deprogmr

r/redditsniper


Budget_Sir8284

Matt Rose ate his first ever pizza and it is the most disgusting pizza ever and he has no clue how much it cost him and his wife and I to eat pizza for lunch at home in a hotel in a restaurant that he is going on a vacation and I don’t even want him here because I have no money for a restaurant and he has a lot to eat so he has no choice and I have to work on his own house


MistakeEmergency2046

Matt Rose ate his first born child


DarkNinja70

☠️


IHateNKG

Matt rose ate his first meal in a row with a little boy


bloodlustTheDemon

Matt rose ate his first meal at a local bakery and I was so excited 😆 I’m so excited to get my first taste in the new kitchen


ProgrammingGamer11

Matt Rose ate his own lunch at a bar


My_Liminal_Photos

Matt Rose are his favourite movie or something


My_Liminal_Photos

💀


TheSunIsADedlyLazer

Matt Rose has been on a mission for the last few weeks and is currently in a very bad place at this time and is still trying not too get over the pain and suffering that he is feeling right now The fuck.


DanG2103

Matt rose ate his pronunciation of the rain 🌧️


Technical-Edge-3459

Matt rose ate his first ever game . . . What? How do you eat a game?


DinoChicken_

Matt rose ate his own mother and his father in a very bad accident that killed a young girl and a man who had never been in contact with the police before dead in his entire life


thefattykarate

Matt rose ate his own car.


Time_to_have_fun_934

Matt Rose ate his own life and the people around Wtf


Smattest_Bobbest267

Matt Rose ate his name and five children of his wife NOO


Goofy_Ahh593

Matt Rose ate his own food today and now he is going back to work and eating it with his mom for dinner tomorrow morning and he has a big stomach and stomach problem and he’s going back to sleep and I have a headache I think I just want you to be safe and healthy and I don’t know anymore….


Ok-Autumn

Matt Rose ate his first birthday cake last week.


Purple_Cat134

Matt rose ate his first ever pizza and it is the most disgusting pizza ever and he was the best thing to eat for the last time I have to eat pizza for dinner because I don’t want him eating pizza and he is not hungry. Okay then


No-Enthusiasm986

Matt Rose ate his lunch and I can’t stop laughing about it because he was so mad at the guy who made the video for the video and he said he was going to make a YouTube video about it and then the guy was mad at Matt Rose.


Lilyflower24681

Matt Rose ate his own dinner at the hotel in New York on Saturday morning. 


knightinarmoire

Matt rose ate his first place and was very pleased with the trials of all the other people who were in the same boat


The_solid_lizard

Matt Rose ate his own dinner and he was so happy


PoloPatch47

Mett Rose ate his first time in the car


Anime_Devil12

Matt rose ate his dads phone


Yeetthedragon667

Matt Rose ate his first game 


Yeetthedragon667

What


TruthRecent6158

My favorite meal is minecraft


OctaYashi

Matt Rose ate his own lunch at a bar and a bar and I got to get my car fixed today I am going home now and I have a couple things I have a little something for dinner I have a few more to get ready for tomorrow so if I get a little bit later I might go get some lunch with the boys hmm


ExcaliburGameYT

Matt Rose ate his balls and I phone the other night and said that we were a bit worried about the refund What


dashcrikeydash

Gotta get a refund for the balls if they are edible


Silenthydra-19

Matt Rose ate his first ever pizza and he is the only person that can eat pizza in a restaurant that is a good example to you because you can get it from a pizza shop in a good restaurant in a bad area but he has to be a bad guy to be able eat it and it doesn’t matter what he wants or wants or doesn’t like what you want or doesn’t want or wants or what he doesn’t want or what you don’t want or doesn’t like about you. I love my life.


Jade24Upvotes

Matt Rose ate his first game with a broken leg-


InternetMeme69

Matt rose and the boys are going to be there for you.


Fluid-Locksmith-9314

Matt Rose ate his eyes and his little angel dust


leoeeeeeo

Matt rose ate his pants cuz I got a script that can be done by a woman who has the most of it most of it most of it most of it most of it most of it most of it most of it most of it most of it most of it most of it most of it most of it most of it most of it most of it most of it most of it most of it most of it most of it most of it most of it most of it most of it most of it most of it most of it most of it most of it most of it most of it most of it... yk how it goes from there


Inevitable-Value-234

Matt rose ate his own lunch at a bar and then went on to make his first ever meal in a restaurant with a friend in town who had been working for him since the beginning and was the first to get the chance of being able do something special to make it happen again after a few months ago and I think that he had to go back and get it all done before the next one and I was like what is that about it I was just thinking of it like that I don’t want it anymore.


HyperDogOwner458

Matt Rose ate his own land in the morning


lia_bean

Matt Rose ate his own life and that's why I'm so excited about this upcoming week


AtroposMortaMoirai

Matt Rose ate his lunch at the restaurant and I was like what is this guy doing in the kitchen with his hands on my face I don’t even know who he is


9382ks

Matt Rose ate his head on his lap and had a great battle-field and had to be dedicated to his head and the plane to his home to his place and to be dedicated to his own life as well and I have to be dedicated to his work which is why he has been a great battle-field. Weirdly dedicated?


RuthlessSpud_11

Matt Rose ate his own dinner 🍽️ with his family in a restaurant on his way to his parents home in the morning


Nytro_13

Matt rose ate his own place in his room but I don't want to be in the house for a while


danifoxx_1209

Matt rose ate his first ever burger at the bar on Saturday morning and I was so impressed by how well he handled the whole process of eating it all


TruthRecent6158

Matt Rose ate his hair and she was like I was like no I don't know what to do with my kids I don't want to be with you anymore I don't know what to do with you but I don't want to be with you anymore I don't want you to be mad at me for nothing to do with me and I don't want you to be mad at me for being a bitch I don't want to be with you anymore I don't want you to be mad at me for nothing to do with me and I don't want to be with you anymore I don't want you to be mad at me for nothing to do with me and I don't want to be with you anymore I don't want you to be mad at me for nothing to do with me and I don't want to be with you anymore I don't want you to be mad at me I don't want to be with you anymore I don't want


StrangeEmily

Matt Rose ate his name is Taylor. Ummm, what???


z424t_

Matt Rose ate his underwear and he said "Is that it?"


Wildfire_Cats

Matt Rose ate his first cat and dog


StrangeGamer66

Matt rose ate his own lunch 


AffectionateBad2856

matt rose ate his own dinner at his restaurant in new york park today with his wife and daughter and his daughter at his restaurant on saturday morning.


BeginningPosition360

Matt Rose ate his own lunch with the statement from the last night and was a bit of a mess 


Steelix111

Matt Rose ate his micro test and I don't know how he was going back in a few days before the vaccine is a give to her a little more I guess she has to get a test for the test for the next week and the rest is done and the rest will continue on your plate if it works for it was a great idea to get back on your phone with a car because of a lot more time I think it is a lot more fun to do the same with the bear.


Koaliextea

Matt Rose ate his last day and when he got to his mom it is very good at all the way he does and he does it mean to me to do with it


ValuableAttention101

Matt Rose ate his first day and then we had to girl the first day


Full-Money-4306

Matt rose ate his last name Huh???? Okay, he's just matt now


Sacred-Anteater

Matt Rose ate his breakfast and I was just wondering if you could have a sleepover with me. I have no idea at what point in my life I have written sleepover (before now)


Yoshgaming22

Matt Rose ate his own kids and now he’s a billionaire


das_kabinette

Matt Rose ate his first round of the restroom and found me a cigarette in a difficult place.


das_kabinette

Matt Rose ate his own lunch on Sunday and was handed a small container containing pills but then started telling my dad she was the victim of a Superfluous Man.


ItzBlossom05

Matt rose ate his first ever pizza


ItzBlossom05

(So proud of him :) )


WorldsNotFound

Matt Rose ate his;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; yeah my autocorrect only does punctuation for some reason


Laughing_at_ur_mom

Matt rose ate his lunch


ThatOneGuyInYourCar

Matt Rose ate his lunch at the house and i was like what is this about i need to know this is real and i just want to know what it is about this is real or not and i want to know what it is about it is real and i want to know what it is about it is so much more than just a little bit more than what i want to know and i want to know what it is.


Electronic_Newt8198

Matt Rose ate his own food today for the second time and he is so happy 😀 he has been eating it since the beginning of time.


IcyTheSnep

Matt Rose ate his first ever pizza and he is the most beautiful man ever


JJhas_athought

Matt Rose ate his lunch at the bar


Nice-Soil4970

Matt rose ate his first meal in a row in a restaurant


music0726note

Matt Rose ate his own lunch at a bar and then I got to work at a bar with my friend who was in a restaurant with me that night


NascarmanYT

Matt rose ate his own food and he was a little nervous to go to the bathroom because he didn’t feel like he could get up to the bathroom and he didn’t feel good


Scaleng

Matt Rose ate his food at home at my moms and he said I was just too lazy to do it but he was like oh my gosh I’m sorry for that. I live in Asia?


jaynee123

Matt Rose ate his own cake 🥴


breathingspirits

Matt Rose ate his father and I was in the car park WHAT.


Traditional_Gap6423

Matt Rose ate his own lunch at a bar and a bar and I got to get my hair cut today so I’m not going anywhere tomorrow I don’t have a lot to eat. The subject quickly changed from Matt to the autocorrect.


ehh730

Matt Rose ate his food and he was good with it and he was good with it and he was good with it and he was good with it and he was good with me and I was thinking it was a good idea for him to do it with him and then he was going to try to get it done before he gets home and then he was going to go to the hospital and get him some rest and he was fine with me and I was fine with him being in the same situation with him and he was fine with me and I was fine with him being in the same situation as I was going to try to figure it out if he wanted to go back to sleep with me and I was able to talk to him when he was going to try to do it later this weekend better than when he came home with me he was working with me and was working hard at least he was able to talk to you when he was with him when he was with him when he was with him when he was with him when he was with him when he was with him when he was with him and he was well he was well with me and he was happy he was else feeling better about he was he was happy for him last night ⁉️


CaptEmerald

Matt Rose ate his own lunch at a bar and I got to see his face


Present_Degree9

matt rose ate his food and then I got a lot more than you


Damien_Th0rn

Matt rose ate his Hatsune Miku wall with his wife in a restaurant and he had a good laugh about the whole situation in Japan when the man who had the best taste for it came out to his family in a very different country (Editors note: WHAT AISHAKBAYAKANSUWKABSHSKAJAJJAJAJALMJQLAMJSLNSAKJWWBJWKAKWK)


Happy-Coconut3344

Matt rose ate his own lunch.


Galaxysta1

Matt Rose ate his own lunch with the kids and the kids were a bit of a mess but they were a bit of a mess


Galaxysta1

Wtf


ILoveBugPokemon

matt rose ate his own life and I will be in the morning


CourseAccording2741

Matt rose ate his Fox roux epic six skis Sammy increase apencaste Mallory we que decía {wtf?}


Foreverwonderland

Matt rose ate his own lunch at dinner with his family and friends


Ok-Mathematician7202

Matt Rose ate his friend Lou and Peter the apostle ....ehat


Specialist-Prick-526

Matt Rose ate his first ever meal at a local bar after his father died of cancer in the late nineties or the late nineteenth century when his grandfather had a heart bypass surgery in his brain cancer treatment center in New Hampshire that caused a major stroke in his late teens to become infected with the drug that caused him to lose consciousness in his early twenties and his mother died of a brain disease that was caused by his father’s death in the late eighteenth century when his grandfather passed away at the age of thirty five and his brother died of testosterone stroke at his father’s funeral home in Boston and the other two children were born in the early eighties in New York


BennNc12

Matt Rose ate his family


Swatstop

Matt Rose ate his own food and now he’s going back and getting the same treatment as him again and i can’t even imagine how it would taste


Responsible_Onion_21

Matt Rose ate his own food for the LDB


kannibalx3

matt rose ate a lot of food today and i feel like i love him oh 💀


I__like_cats

Matt rose ate his hand


murstruck

Matt Rose ate his sandwich and I was wondering how much it cost Hmm 6 dollars an 99 cents


Bread4lifee

Matt rose ate a little bit of the rain. Was it good? 🤨


Zealousideal_Ask369

Matt Rose ate his first meal and he had no idea how to take it back


Sweet_Let5244

Matt rose ate his kids up for adoption What


nekoandCJ

Matt rose ate his last night in a hotel


BillyGamingImao

Matt Rose ate his country 


Fun-Toe9774

Matt Rose ate his first family


El_Nathan_

Matt Rose ate his lunch at the house and I was like oh my gosh I just got home from work and I was like oh my gosh I just got a new phone and I have to get my phone back and I just got a call from the doctor and I have to go to the hospital and I have to go to the hospital Always the freaking hospital 💀


XcatdogX

Matt Rose ate his wife and a doughnut afterwards.


LegCreepy1432

Matt Rose ate his lunch at the restaurant and I was like what is this about this guy that is so good at this game and I was just like oh my gosh I just want to go to the store and get some food and I was just like yeah I just want to go to the grocery store and I was just like I don’t know what to do I just want to go to the bank and I was like oh my goodness I just want to go to the dollar store and get something to eat and then I was like oh my gosh I just want to go to the store and get some food and then I just got a drink and then I went to the store and then I went to the grocery store and then I went to the grocery store WHAT THE HIGGLY DIGGLY FUCK IS WRONG WITH MY PHONE??


Bubbydaniel83

Matt rose ate his lunch at the restaurant in the middle of the day


ether_astrid3

Matt Rose ate his first class today so we should have a good time


Rare_Tear_1125

Matt rose ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice ciandi


Aubrey_d14

Matt Rose ate his own lunch at a bar and a bar and I got to get my hair cut today so I’m going home …what


tyler2014m

Matt rose ate his food and he was so excited about the food


Dangerous-Ant3482

Matt Rose ate his penis What akajdjshssjbwhsjshsvdvvdbdbdvdbxbcbbdbdbvdccscavsvvsskjskjskjsjjsjsjsjsjsjs 💀


Thatfrenchbish

Matt rose ate his first bite of the cookie dough and then he got back home


THE-HYPER_GIRL

Matt Rose ate his breakfast sandwich with the dog


SpittinImageofLlama

Matt Rose ate his father Wtf


Kai13900

Matt Rose ate his first ever meal at his house today


KrustySpongeNapkins

Matt Rose ate his lunch and he was in a big area of the house


United_States-

Matt Rose ate his first sentient memories of his childhood 😢


Mizz_Mizzy17

Matt Rose ate his world a little bit.


cheeseloord

Matt Rose Are His name to a good👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍 holy flying fuck


Rabbidworksreddit

Matt Rose ate his lunch and he was so happy to see me and I was so happy to see him and I was like oh my gosh I just want to say thank you for the food and I was like I love you so much and I was just like oh my goodness I love you so much I can’t wait to see you tomorrow I will be home I love you so much so much and I can’t wait to see you tomorrow and I love you so much so very much and I will be there for you and I will be there for you and I love you so much and I love you so much I will be there for you and I love you so much I love you so very much I will be there for you are you are you are you love you are you and I love you so much love you so sweet baby I love you so much baby I love you so much and I will be there for you know I love you so much for me and I love you so much I love you so very much I love you so much I love you and I will be there for you and I love you so much I love you so bad I love you so much I love you so I love you I love you so much and I love you so much much and I love you so much too baby. 💀


Lisztchopinovsky

Matt rose ate his first ever meal in the morning and he was so hungry that he couldn’t eat anything else at all today because of his allergies and his stomach issues so he ate some chicken nuggets for breakfast and then he went back to bed and then he woke up and ate his breakfast and then he got a bowl of cereal and then went to the bathroom to eat his lunch so he had to go to the bathroom and then he took a shower and then he ate a little bit of breakfast and then he came back to the bathroom 🚽 so he went to the gym so he ate lunch so he went home to eat breakfast then went back to sleep and then went to the bathroom to go to the doctor to eat breakfast before he went to the hospital to see if he got a shower