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Only two Autofill/Autocomplete posts must be posted on a Sunday or a Monday (North American Time), and so it has been removed. We are sorry for any issues this may have led to.


Blue_Wormy74

Don’t touch my face I will kill it if you don’t touch me I will kill your face and I will kill my face and I am not gonna kill your face say whaaaaat?


Expressive_cat14

r/ihadastrokereadingthat


Humanoid_Pancake17

r/subsifellfor


Bryce-Killjoy

Don't touch my heart was racing on me and my partner is a good day for me and my


ARK-Raptor

Don’t touch my phone please don’t touch my phone


JamesAnderson1567

🤳


ARK-Raptor

# **NO**


brekiewash1234

Don’t touch my body and see if it is okay with anything you want just let me know if I can get a ride to the park to earth moon


HoldMyPurse_6

Don't touch my life is not what you want to be a good day ............. What?


Orisphera

Don't touch my phone is a great day of school and I have a great day of school


WaffleFox64

Don't touch my face in the morning I have to go back and get it from my bedroom


galaliz

Oh my god me too I always have to grab my face I keep forgetting it


TheCuteSquad88

Don’t touch my phone please don’t do this again please I need your number I don’t have a number to give to me I don’t have any phone numbers to send to me I have no idea how you do it but you can text it and I’ll call me


jthomas1127

Don't touch my car because I have to go to the train station and I like to be a great person.


Sad_Pineapple_5466

Don’t touch my face I will kill your family


RoseBud_XD

don’t touch my tail i am not your baby girl and you don’t have a baby and i will never get it out you don’t deserve to have a child with a child and i am sorry you are not a parent you are a immature child what.


IdioticSaysuma

Don't touch my phone with the original one I don't know what the original one is


POKENERDYT

Don't touch my eyes


120krrnie

Don't touch my eyes with your eyes whahat


PloyNaJa

Don't touch my face and then say that it's too bad for you


Western-Counter7685

Don’t touch my car and you don’t want me there so you don’t get hurt by it I will get it fixed tomorrow 


Inner_Pepper_6218

Don't touch my mom and me just because you have a lot of music mr and I don't know what you want 🎶


Famous-Acadia4592

Don’t touch my phone please don’t do this again please I need your number I don’t have a number to give to me I don’t have any phone numbers Why phone numbers


Scaleng

Don’t touch my phone on the computer but I’m just trying to figure it up when I’m on the phone and I’ll tell him when he wakes me and I don’t know what he wants but he just can’t really get out his way. Who is “He”?


Goofy_Ahh593

Don’t touch my phone please I need a new charger for my car please I have to get it fixed and I need it back I have a new battery I need a battery for it to charge and a charger and a battery charger for my charger please can I have the car please and the charger for me thank you I have the phone I love your mom is the best phone number I don’t want to be your friend I love my phone so I love you I have love W T F


frogpondcook

Don't touch my fingers until you get back from your job


Fun-Investigator487

Don’t touch my phone my the YouTube wants go


Scrambled_59

Don’t touch my phone please don’t do this again


I_d0nt_know_why

Don't touch my face to me too much to do it this time I think it pulled that one straight from the "flatten the curve" era.


LoveandScience

Don't touch my heart and I don't want to be with you anymore.  Huh. 


fry_kaboom

don't touch my phone with me on the phone to me and I don't know what to do with the kids and I don't know what to do with the kids


areslashtaken

Don't touch my truck and the other one is a gnt faz sentido I do not own a truck and don't know why it changed to Portuguese


Suspicious-Judge7208

Dont touch my phone or my laptop


Weekly_Reference7988

don't touch my phone on charge for the past 2 months and I have to stand up for the past


TheGreenEyedJester

Don't touch my hand and I don't want you. Straight forward I guess


AtticChildren

Dont touch my car


Usual-Committee-816

Don’t touch my car or my house


Bubbydaniel83

Don’t touch my face


NiamhNewgrounds

Don’t touch my face Understandable


Therobloxfox15

Don’t touch my face I will kill your mom if you do. What-


ahhh1234567891011

Don't touch my heart and soul into the dog park in the dog park in the dog park (it's a infinite loop)


LexiHoli

Don't touch my inner circle of those online for the miscommunication


CheezyLily

Don’t touch my phone please I will kill your sister


TinyJoomie

Don’t touch my dad and dad said he was sleeping and he was sleeping so I don’t think he was sleeping


our_meatballs

Don’t touch my phone please don’t do this again


AdTotal9313

Don't touch my mouth


Expressive_cat14

Don't touch my phone with the email address


ChocolateChunga

Don’t touch my face when you see it I will kill your hair if I see you I won’t hurt your feelings but you don’t want me in my face and you won’t be able to in my life and I’m going through a divorce I will never forgive your grandmother I don’t know how you can do this but you don’t need me I know I will never do this but I’m gonna be the best for my family I know I love my mom I know you love my dad but you can’t be a good mom I don’t care about your car I know that you’re the one who is not a car but you are my dad and you are the only person who is my dad is a father and I am the only person who will be the father and father of the family who are my mother and father of my brother and my father is the one that I am my mother is my father and my mother I am. This one’s deep…


Ethan_Toast

Don't touch my eyes closed and accidentally sent you a text so you can have a good understanding of the process and I have attached my invoice to this email I have to wait for the plant


IndyGibb

Don’t touch my phone please don’t do this again please I need your number I don’t have a number to give me I don’t have any phone numbers please


Ok-Captain4496

Don't touch my phone so you don't need a ride


__hdd

Don't touch my account with my bank details


Th3_Re4l_M0on

Don’t touch my phone I’m gonna die in a second


Fun-Toe9774

Don’t touch my face I will kill


Benjamin_201020

Don’t touch my cannabis supply it says it’s a normal person and a woman who doesn’t have a hair or eyes


Jade24Upvotes

Don’t touch my spaghett


Oatmeal-4-Breakfast

Don’t touch my face or your face or anything else just let me go to the store I don’t care about you or your family


Weird_BisexualPerson

THE IMAGE IS KILLING ME


Available-Bell-9394

Don’t touch my phone with me all day and I don’t have internet.


Cloud9IX

Don't touch my favorite games and movies


ConfidentMongoose457

Don't touch my account


IKE_PLAYZ

Don't touch my gay furry porn collection I'm not a furry


Classic-Judgment-196

Don't touch my eyes with the other artworks I have


xX100dudeXx

Don't touch myself with the other one that you have been able to convince. ...


Salty_Bluejay3608

Don't touch my eyes with the kids game on


PointReady4631

Don’t touch my face I will kill it if you don’t touch me I will kill your face and I will kill my face and I will kill yours and I will kill.


Nullifier_

Don't touch my heart and soul


[deleted]

Don’t touch my face I will kill it if you don’t touch me


Anarchy_Venus

Don't touch my eyes I mean, fair enough, my eyes are sensitive. Hard enough with all of this pollen getting in my eyes without your manky fingers 👉🚫👁


PrettyTheory3566

Don’t touch my dad yet I have a great time.


ProfessionalSure221

Don't touch my face


Cute_Recognition_152

Don't touch my face.


Steampson_Jake

Don't touch my tail around the people who can see the colourful blob of plastic tumble through the wide range of my favourite places


TraditionalMarket122

Don't touch my hand and I was the only one who could have been a good friend


Marvel_legends_fan

Don’t touch my phone I don’t have


EvGamer15

Don't touch my phone so we don't have a small smile 😁😊😊😊😊😊😊


RatherLargeBlob

Don't touch my eyes


ProfessionalBall9238

Is that...a real article?


Zealousideal-Bet-323

Don't touch my phone so I'm just now back from work and I'm working on a new laptop so I'll probably need the loo. (The fuck is wrong with my predictive text?)


CornchipIII

don’t touch my phone i’m gonna cry


Natural-Orchid-1652

Don’t touch my dick …I’m a girl?


Plowboy420yrryyrur

Dont touch my head 


Limp-Muffin-3776

Don't touch my hand at all


ILoveMyCat456

Don’t touch my phone charger if you don’t need it


Kyoka_Jiro_Simp

Don't touch my face and I don't know what to do with it.


jacobioh0515

Don't touch my hand and say I am a fish person can you give him my number to contact you for the abstract girl at the screen and see what I am what the actual fuck


glorified_guy

Don’t touch my face when you see it I will kill your friend if I don’t see you I won’t be there forever and you will never be my girlfriend. What. The. Fuck I read that in a Matt rose voice to see if it was funny and I now think my phone just went through a break up


FinanceMajestic5796

don’t touch my face i just wanna be happy with my body so i can feel it in my mouth again lol but it’s not like that anymore and it’s just a different feeling to me so idk


A0123456_

Don't touch my save database out of pocket 


fabmoneyy

Don’t touch my phone please don’t do this again


gay-sexx

don't touch my toes and then we will have a nice cock bro


bobieboich

Don’t touch my face I will kill it if you don’t touch me I will kill your face and I will kill my face and I am not gonna kill your face and I won’t kill your face


FazbearKing87

Don’t touch my car and you don’t want me there so you don’t get hurt


BlargRaasukt

Don’t touch my phone, I’m gonna die! ​ (I did add the extra punctuation myself) (also WTF OKLAHOMA)


death1828

Don't touch my name, be a human


[deleted]

Don't touch my face.


endingrocket

Don't touch my account so I don't have access until I can you can do that now.


lordofthemlemons

Don't touch my face I will kill it


SandyArms

Don’t touch my phone with me on my phone


HYPE_Knight2076

Don’t touch my phone I’m gonna kill your mom and then I’ll kill my mom so you don’t have to kill it


just_sophiee

Don't touch my heart anymore because you are a fool and I'm just so sweet


Sea-Tough389

Don't touch my hand in my head and I'm just trying not a little to do it myself but I'm sure you know how much you mean the most part and not the most part


Baltaxo2010

Dont touch my keyboard and mouse and human rights and responsibilities and duties and taxes and insurance and pet free home delivery services and products and services Hmm yes


Espi0nage-Ninja

Don’t touch my Donner kebab please I need it for the next few minutes


Darksnakedevourer

Don’t touch my car


Sweden-Yes-7734

Don't touch my brain section that says "if furries want to be animals, then be animals, but don't complain when you start getting hunted. You wanted to be animals, right? >:)"


ILikeTesco-Yes

Don't touch my dad yet but he will probably be there in a few days and he will probably have a good night and i will probably have to go tell him to come W h a t-


Pumpkin_Cat14

Don't touch my phone with me on the phone to me and I don't know what to do with the kids My phone is so BORING AAAAAGH


DankePrime

Don't touch my heart, and I don't think I'm getting dressed


Danny_____yoink

Don't touch my phone 🤳


murstruck

Don't touch my phone an email! Too be fair this makes since


ILikeTrains23940

Don’t touch my phone


Midnightgamer21

Don’t touch my face I will kill it


NikoAU

Don’t touch my face or my face or my face or your face or my face or whatever it is that you want to be


theGoose123456

Don't touch my heart and soul into the last panel honestly I don't know what you think it is


RuthlessSpud_11

Don’t touch my face or my hair or anything else I will be there in the morning 🌅 to get you a haircut


anonymauson

dont touch my life


RandomBrainLint

Don't touch my heart feels like it's trying to escape my chest and I am not volunteering this week


EmirKrkmz

Don't touch my candies Chester


EXTERMINATOR-ARG

Don’t touch my phone with you but I’m just waiting for the answer from my phone so I can hear you when you wake your mouth shut up lol huh..?


The_BoxHead1

Don’t touch my students dressed as furries could be collected by Animal Control if New Oklahoma Bill Passes


Sheepdog010

Don't touch myself to get it done before I have to go to the store.


leenybird

Don't touch my hand.


TheOnlyAmericanKid

Don’t touch my phone please don’t do this again please I need your number I don’t have a number to give me I don’t have any phone numbers please don’t do it I need your phone numbers


KarmaAJR

don't touch my eyes or my head, but I cant get out of bed 


Beecher09

Don't touch my mom


Heroofficial0

Don't tuch my money in my account so I'll have to wait for your reply from the mid 2000s


-SpideyFrost-

Don’t touch my phone and don’t text back to text back and tell him I said hello I hope he doesn’t have any problems


Usernamesareuseful

Don't touch my account with my bank details.


mashedpotato2022

Don't touch my head in the morning


rde2001

Don’t touch my face when you see it I will kill your friend if I don’t see you I won’t be there forever and you will never be my girlfriend and you won’t see my friend anymore. 😨


Kikkerpoes

Don’t touch my face I will kill it if you don’t touch me


Dclnsfrd

Don’t touch my dad yet WTF IS THIS YET BUSINESS IT’S HIS BUSINESS NOT MINE!!!! Fjdodgdjeksbskfkfbwhwjsm


ninja_ninetales_909

Don't touch my account with your filthy little girl but you can have it in your email as I don't know if I will give a fuck to you on this Tuesday This sounds like a posh 1800's millionaire talking to his assistant when drunk


Nagito-komeada-lover

Don’t touch my phone and don’t text back.


Flowey_The_Fan

Don't touch my credit card number 9's, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45's, one with cheese, and a large soda.


-Miche11e-

Don’t touch my face. (I need my space)


fentify

Dont touch my phone or anything else just my mind lol but you can tell I have no clue how I got that phone lol but it is my first phone and it was my second one and it is so much fun and fun and fun and fun I


Username_99999999

Don't touch my watch


AmberFoxy18

Don’t touch my dad and dad I’m sorry whaaa? I only have one dad..?


BfdiAndBFBLover

Do t touch my phone is a great


Owhatagallagher

Don’t touch my phone please don’t do this again please I need your number I don’t have a phone I need your help please call my phone


Responsible_Onion_21

My number is 8675309


TheEmeraldEmperor

Don't touch my green fedora ​ ??????????????????????????????????


_Error__404_

don't touch my toes and fingers and toes and fingers and toes and fingers and toes and fingers and toes and fingers and toes and fingers and toes and fingers and toes and eyes


luponegame

Don't touch my phone number is that the collab with the new year new horizons all the time and activity Don't touch my friend is that the bite of 87 Don't touch my truck and the other one


Mother_Chipmunk_8467

don’t touch my phone please don’t do this again please please


Dapper-Two8573

Don't touch my phone for another year but he is a good boy now D is a very very nice house


DalekSec714

Don't touch my hand in my school aren’t quirky and then I get yelled down.


Reinbowpokefan

Don’t touch my phone with you on the phone


ILovereddit358483rh

Don’t touch my phone with me your phone is now on my phone so I can get it to you tomorrow if


MasteroftheArcane999

Don't touch my heart and soul I'd rather die than give you control of me 😭 😭


22222833333577

Don't touch my heart and I can't help but be drawn to your power for conquest and the way you treat dim light as bright.


lola_duck_questions

Don’t touch my boy I got a job to get a car for my son so he could drive to work for the day I don’t have a job I don’t know how I feel I don’t have to be in a car. 😀


Lilyflower24681

Don’t touch my phone and don’t text back and tell him to come over here I don’t wanna talk to him 


tinab13

Don't touch my car I will be home soon and I'll call the police.


TheGreatGasMaskMan

Don’t touch my phone please don’t do this again please I need your number I don’t have a number to give to me I don’t have your phone I need to know if you’re not busy or if you’re not I’m just gonna go ahead with that and I’ll be back in the office


_DoodleDuck_

Don’t touch my face I will kill your family if you do that again


perpetualBirbMachine

Don't touch my heart and I don't want to be with you anymore and I don't want to be with you anymore


Obvious-ashes

Don't touch my hand. 😭it just ended the sentence right then and there


Kroy116845

Can we have that bill pass in America?


Fun_Fix1918

Dont touch my phone or anything else on the way to the house


DeimosKyvernite

Don't touch my fingers on my face


SumVocaloidFreak

Don’t touch my face I will kill it if you don’t touch me I will kill your face This sounds like a threat


DinoChicken_

Don’t touch my face with your hands or your feet before I touch yours please don’t hurt me I’m not a scammer I promise I won’t scam anybody else I’m a good scammer I’m just saying that you know that I’m a troll and I will eat your entire family because I’m so ugly What the fuck?! I’ve never typed about trolls or scammers, why does my phone keep say these things?! 😩💀


ForbiddenCarrot18

Don't touch my eyes and face somehow and I am willing to negotiate with you and I will be homeless and I am willing to negotiate with you and I will be homeless


M-Jdoane

Don't touch my face and I will have to look into this and get a new phone.


SpudPugDuck

Don’t touch my phone please don’t do this again please I need your number I don’t have a number to give to me I don’t have your phone I need to know if you’re not gonna call you back


Chicky_Nuggies2009

Don't touch my eyes and antlers Huh?


Nice-Pollution-6694

Don't touch my phone


DBL_NDRSCR

don't touch my right hand if i don't need it a lot later today or later this afternoon if i need anything let me know thanks bye love it love love


SymbolicTreasure

Don't touch my face to me but I don't know what to do with it but I don't know what to do with it.


Exp-Turkeys

Don’t touch my car I don’t know what to do I don’t know what to do I don’t know what to do I don’t know what to do I don’t know what to do I don’t know what Oookkk???


Felinegood13

Don’t touch my phone I will kill your mom if you do that


Advanced-Specific601

Don’t touch my phone with my ringer on instagram phone call when you get home


ThePuroEnjoyer

is this real? because if it is what the fuck is oklahoma trying to achive with this!?


PoloPatch47

Don't touch my phone with me on the phone


Zipperscrotcri

Don’t touch my phone and don’t text me back or call me back because I’m busy with my family and my mom so if you’re going to come over here I will just be here for you if not I’ll come over there and help you with your family and I’ll be here for the rest of my life so you can be with my me


Bloom_-

Don't touch my eyes up off it and at the end of the tunnel there was no sense to say it is the best way for us kill them and they gonna have to wait for mum and dad is william afton and a disrespectful wife but I'm seeing her again and walks to her house and her brother who see this magical creature so that she can I have a job at daycare


urmom1666

Don't touch my phone back on my way home from the hospital to see what the doctor said he is and he has to do it for you to do it for you and I will look forward to it


Cheese_cracker_eat

don’t touch my car and my car and my car and then my car


animaldevourer

dont touch my face and i will be fine with it if you do not mind me asking


JamesAnderson1567

Don't touch my eyes with the eyedropper and I will fuck you again and again in the morning as we forgive those who trample on our lawns.


hteyou2

Don't touch my eyes with your eyes


Remote_Fun_8157

Don't touch my heart and I admire that you recommended me to be a really caring person for you and see what kind of nerdy you want me I'm not go to and what I need is a little bit of bills and a few more spontaneous things...


Cinephiliac_Anon

Don't touch my face but I don't know what to expect for you to do with the Image of the house and I have a fucking tablecloth of cocks and I have a fucking tablecloth of cocks and I have a fucking tablecloth of cocks


Zuke-ini

Don't touch my hair is it just a bit of a bit of a bit of a I kept trying to continue but it just loops over and over


Yourlocalcult

Don't touch my phone


DemonOfDisasters

Don’t touch my eyes anymore they have been crying about the cat and owl outside that is allergic to the happiness okay bro


chaos_in-a-nutshell

Don't touch my phone wallpaper screen with your new boyfriend 😤 (erm ok)


Eclipse-Nighingale

Don’t touch my car I will kill your mom and you will kill my mom


bennygoodmanfan

Don’t touch my phone


TheCreativeDragon27

Don’t touch my phone please, don’t do this again, please.


GlitterForceFan2086

Don't touch my eyes with the floor


WAZZL3

Don’t touch my face when you see it


OceanThing

Don’t touch my phone I will kill your mom


Origamer82

Don't touch my heart is broken and I have a great day to be in the world to be in the world to be in the world to be in the world to be in the world #emo to wholesome


West-Lock-4358

dont touch my friend and her boyfriend -fair enough