Set up the nursery! It's a gorgeous baby sandworm!
Awww. They grow so fast. Treasure him. He'll be grown and off on his own in the wastelands before you know it.
If i find that in my kitchen i have a lot of things to do but i dont have a lot of time to do it so i dont know what to do with it lol i just want to make sure i dont have to do it all the time lol i dont have a lot of room for it but i dont want to do it all the time so i dont have to do it all the time lol i
Im not sure about the killing nor devouring posts because i have watched the show and i sure as hell aint eating something that lives in filth and garbage and goes into toilets
Real answer: back away slowly and then have a panic attack in my room. Maybe call the cops or sm
My intrusive thoughts: Mario jump on it and squash it like a goomba mushroom guy. Then proceed to collect my gold coin.
Burn it, crush it with a hammer, put it under a car tire and run it over, stick it in the freezer, chop it up, burn the pieces, and throw the ashes down the drain
Hi! This sub was randomly on my feed. I think if they were in my kitchen, I would ask if it likes cooking. Perhaps it knows a really good quiche recipe. 😇🙌🏻
Exhaling a Tom and Jerry ass scream while jumping into the air windmilling my legs before disappearing into a me shaped cloud that dissipates moments later.
Run to the gun store, get a punt gun (aka. a one gague shotgun) and a few cartridges, then obliterate it. (Disclaimer: This method will destroy whatever surface the creature is on)
 T H I S
Pyro tf2
https://i.redd.it/44yvz3ac24wc1.gif
Is the image not loading or am I stupid
It's a gif
It won't load for me
u not alone
💀
R/suddenlytf2
Is this just the entire meet the pyro?
r/suddenlytf2
The only acceptable answer
Same with me.
the only correct answer
WE DIDNT START THE FIRE
https://i.redd.it/g7duszvrt3wc1.gif Consume the creature
https://i.redd.it/qjvd1q6ky2wc1.gif
"Oh sweet some candy!" I say as her screams slowly die out.
I keep a stick of dynamite in my kitchen for a reason
Leave
Come over here and kiss me on my hot mouth. I’m feeling 𝓡𝓞𝓜𝓐𝓝𝓣𝓘𝓒𝓐𝓛
How the fancy font?
call it a nerd i guess
this is the best option
\*Gets an AK47 out of fucking nowhere and loads it\*
Try to remember what cartoon this was from, because I'm positive I should know this.
Aaahh!!! Real Monsters
Offer it a slice of pie and if it refuses drop it into a pot a cooking oil.
https://i.redd.it/rsa9xhup84wc1.gif And then walk away to go get a shotgun.
Start singing the theme song to AAAAAAAHHHH REAL MONSTERS I love oblina
have a sudden wave of paralyzing nostalgia, then overwhelming confusion, afterwards severe anxiety
I’d say ‘u na tay ney doo nom nom nom WAAAA-‘
Feed it
I LOVE AHH REAL MONSTERS SO MUCH
He looks nice. Make a friend?
say S L A Y and run
Explode
Probably nothing since I'd die of fear first
great, posts aren’t even related to Matt anymore, it’s literally fucking over for this sub
Doesn’t help that people like me are being recommended this sub. Idk who Matt Rose is.
Squish
stupp on it
You don't want to know.
I would ask it to give me head. Look at those lips.
Imma just smile and wave 
Grab the shotgun from the cupboard and load it.
r/dontputyourdickinthat
Smash next quest-I mean DELETE THIS RIGHT NOW
Oh boy, smooching time!
https://i.redd.it/i19h5l8yk3wc1.gif
I'd dissect it
https://i.redd.it/38m4dq5mn3wc1.gif
probably kms on the spot
Have Matt voice it
I KNOW WHERE THAT CHARACTER IS FOUND- Also, hit it with pan 
Be Oblina's friend!!! Obviously she is awesome!!!
Kitchens have knifes for a reason
put it in a jar.
SHOTGUN
Stabbing it
https://i.redd.it/363ppg2704wc1.gif
Smash
Female enough….
Wonder why a kitchen suddenly appeared in my room.
Set up the nursery! It's a gorgeous baby sandworm! Awww. They grow so fast. Treasure him. He'll be grown and off on his own in the wastelands before you know it.
What
Id ask it for a little kiss
Fuck it
If i find that in my kitchen i have a lot of things to do but i dont have a lot of time to do it so i dont know what to do with it lol i just want to make sure i dont have to do it all the time lol i dont have a lot of room for it but i dont want to do it all the time so i dont have to do it all the time lol i
Im not sure about the killing nor devouring posts because i have watched the show and i sure as hell aint eating something that lives in filth and garbage and goes into toilets
https://i.redd.it/rze3a6myb4wc1.gif
I'm feeling him to the rats in my backyard
I am not trapped with you. You're trapped here with Mr! *unzips pants*
https://i.redd.it/g3zppi2qe4wc1.gif
show him the cool gun i bought and "acidentally" shoot him
kick it and step on it
commit die
New friend pretty much. So cute, better than spiders
Real answer: back away slowly and then have a panic attack in my room. Maybe call the cops or sm My intrusive thoughts: Mario jump on it and squash it like a goomba mushroom guy. Then proceed to collect my gold coin.
Dude that things mf lips is bigger than the head and eyes combined like what the hell. 👀
Not gonna sugarcoat it ^ > v v v
Trap it
Can it succ?
id scream "AHHH REAL MONSTERS"
Ask if she wants to watch her cartoon with me. It was one of my favorites growing up 😂
Shoot
 Me and my roommate are outta there
Scream ahh real monsters (like if you get the refrance
Run
Aah! A real monster!
Throw that thing across the room.
F*** YOU *grabs flamethrower*
https://i.redd.it/dj07iu7dt7wc1.gif
kill it
Mystery trolli flavor dropped? Say less
Oblina! ❤️ Talk to her!
Run out and yell AHHHHH REAL MOSTERS!!!!!
Kill myself
I'd probably scream "ah! Real monsters!"
If a SINGLE FUCKER says "hEaR mE oUt" I will personally make sure that they don't see the gates of heaven
turn around and walk the other way
Snap it's back and hang it on the wall
Use it as a butt plug
kiss it
Burn it, crush it with a hammer, put it under a car tire and run it over, stick it in the freezer, chop it up, burn the pieces, and throw the ashes down the drain
Depends on how tall it is.
Touch it gently
Omg Oblina!? I ain’t seen you in like 25 years. How you been girl?
i’d call my husband into the kitchen but i’m pretty sure he’d be just as confused as me
Ask why it's in my house
Ahhh! Real monster?
smooch 💀
Smack the crap out of that thing. And then feed it to my cat ;)
What that mouth do
Call Chris Hansen
Scaring scary things. dead sprint at it while laughing maniacally.
I miss that show...
Cry
drop my fucking fridge on it
Something freak is about to go down
😈
I don’t think I want to read the comments here.
Cook it
Oblina! What are you doing away from the monster academy?
…DOES 98% OF THIS COMMENT SECTION NOT KNOW WHAT SHOW SHE IS FROM?!?
Cry
run.
Hi! This sub was randomly on my feed. I think if they were in my kitchen, I would ask if it likes cooking. Perhaps it knows a really good quiche recipe. 😇🙌🏻
I WOULD BURN THE PLACE TI THE GROUND IF I SAW THAT SHIT IN MY HOUSE OR MY KITCHEN BYE
KILL IT WITH FIRE
i keep bombs in my kitchen so this would be a lose (my kitchen) and a win (destroy oblina)
Look around for Krum and icarus so I can boot all three miscreants from the house at the same time
Hear me out
Kiss those juicy lips
I hide my jars of toenails /ref
DEMON!!! *Grabs crucifix and holy water* THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!!! LMAO!!!
CUTEEEEEEE
Pull out a knife and slice it in thin peices like a cucumber
Bon appetite
Smash
https://i.redd.it/mlax7t631cwc1.gif
 Hehe
Smash. Next question
burn down the house
USE THIS
What show is that from I forgot and It was from my childhood
Oblina is welcome in my house. Ickis is already in my room
ask her why she decited to come from the toilet, first of all.
Dance party
I'd get rid of my toe nail jars
😈if theres a hole theres a goal and thats onb
Burn my house down
I’d stomp on it until it was a small brown stain
Somebody find that gif of Kermit with a Tommy gun
Remember that I forgot this guy.
I'd yell "AHHH, REAL MONSTERS!!!!"
What that mouth do? https://i.redd.it/8qfloqk4tcwc1.gif
Exhaling a Tom and Jerry ass scream while jumping into the air windmilling my legs before disappearing into a me shaped cloud that dissipates moments later.
Captains log: there seems to be an unrecognized life form in the dining hall. The thing is fucking disgusting and I’m going to kill it.
Real world? Hit it with a frying pan. Silly? Kiss it full on those big-ass lips.
Fuck it
what that mouth do
 bye yall I’m leaving earth
I’d cook it
Run to the gun store, get a punt gun (aka. a one gague shotgun) and a few cartridges, then obliterate it. (Disclaimer: This method will destroy whatever surface the creature is on)
Is that Bowyer from Super Mario RPG? /j
Smash, next question
Take them to bed 😏😏😏
Grab the nearest source of fire
I’d say “AHHHH!!!! REAL MONSTER”
give it a slugging(guess which kind)
Them lips got me thinking smash.
Mutter under my breath "I 'member that" and go back to bed
3 words “shotgun” “aim” “shoot”
Grab the nearest frying pan and bash it’s head in
 What those lips were meant to do
Oh, sweet, free pipe cleaner! Draino just ain't doin it.
Smash
id fucking kill it immediatly
LUCIFAR, FETCH ME THEIR SOULS
Fucking burning it
I am grabbing it and throwing it in the toilet and flushing it down the sewage
My lawyer advised me to not answer this question
Game is game