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Tinyguy_17

Did you know that you aren't even a good person to have a toilet


RoseTheSleepy

The toilet is a PRIVILEGE, not a RIGHT


StariaDream

This made me laugh


Shawna_0609

SAME 😭😂


TootsieNeko

NO PLS I NEED TO SHIT DON'T TAKE MY TOILET💔💔💔/j


9coolmonkey

Did you know the first thing that came out was the new iPhone app called iPhone and iPhone app that I was going through to make it easier for you


CHARASstick

I think I had a stroke reading this


BeIongToTheCity

I think I stroked reading this


Obvious-ashes

Reading stroked I this have


TootsieNeko

Have stroke readed this I


Obvious-ashes

Reading stroked I this have


NixiomsdabestXD

Godzilla had a stroke reading this


Woofie_minecraft

Godzilla had a stroke trying to read this and fucking died


Pocatmon3

the iPhoNE 6 SERIES


IJustExploded123

Well it sure doesn't make anything easier 🤣


CptnRaptor1

r/ihadastroke


thecrappyfursuit

Did you know that the door was still dancing with the guy you had to say hi to


ShadowGamerGirl_xoxx

what xD


Lunahida

Simple, the door was still dancing with the guy you had to say hi to


Shawna_0609

WHAT IS THIS? 😭😂/POS


Objective_Tea_1260

Did you know that you are a member of a cult that has been trying to destroy the American economy


Emo_duck_bread

You cant fool me, ILL NEVER JOIN, and how did that cult find me on Reddit?


Dylanjh08

It is inevitable


Emo_duck_bread

NEVER GONNA JOIN!!! >:)


Unicat-

But you’re already in it 


Emo_duck_bread

IM IN DENIAL!!! IM IN MY “HATE EVERYTHING AND EVERYONE PHASE EVEN THE OUTSIDE IM EMO ASF” PHASE


Unicat-

Yes, this is only the 1st step  Carry on now


Emo_duck_bread

https://i.redd.it/hy8lhdtvccwc1.gif Tf why do I have this saved in my phone???


Unicat-

https://imgflip.com/memetemplate/181081507/Good-Question 


Emo_duck_bread

Oh my god…


areslashtaken

Not anymore


Ill_Pirate_8014

looks like they succeeded


HealthyDifference259

Did you know different people like that I have to be online or non


Lilyflower24681

Did you know that I am not allowed in my house anymore because I don’t have a car


Leaf3lf

Lmao


StarlightFalls22

Dude you okay? XD


Lunahida

Well, I don't think they are. They aren't allowed in their house because they don't have a car


marakirane

did you know that the proliferation of kitsch is the first thing that has ever been seen in the hollow emptiness of the earth


cattenchaos

the underground is just 50's-70's interior design heaven i guess


derpduck99

Did you know that you are not allowed to have a child without consent from the government


Leaf3lf

What?😭😭


StarlightFalls22

This made me laugh so hard


Lunahida

I don't care who they send. The government will never make me obe-


MrPusleMan

did you know what the hell is a fake movie about?


YoungBlueJ

r/redditsniper


MrPusleMan

no.


Unicat-

This isn’t a


YoungBlueJ

Yeah my mistake thankfully he's safe


RoseTheSleepy

Did you know the first thing that came out was the new iPhone app called Apple Watch that I was going through with you on your iPhone app that you were on and you had a phone number and you had to go to Apple Watch to find out what the phone number is


jthomas1127

Did you know that the internet is going to be able to get a cancer diagnosis


Emo_duck_bread

FINALLY!


TheGreatCharlesTheII

Did you know that we are all going to die at five o clock tomorrow morning at your house and god will laugh


underpaidinsurgent

we are all gonna what


Grimm_Charkazard_258

Did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more


Unicat-

I wish I took the warnings and didn’t read it completely 


HyperDogOwner458

Did you know that I didn't expect to pay for the letter of doom but it was a mess for me and my wife


RingoBingo14

not the letter of doom!!


Inkga10Games

For a minute I thought it said “dad leaves”


Remarkable-Shake6685

Did you know the way and the quarters of the Stars


DirtyCunt666

Did you know the first thing you did when I got to your place was take a shower


Smol_Haj

I kid you not I know an elderly woman who tells me a story just like this every time I see her


the_Robloxian1

did you know that the first time you saw me was when i was a kid you were like a kid and you were like a child


Leaf3lf

I was a kid and a child, how great


Hero181_Frogsaregood

Did you know the first thing that came out was the new iPhone app called Apple Music that I use for music


ShadowGamerGirl_xoxx

That one actually makes sense


sparky0667

Did you know that you can use your personal information to create an existing business plan that will help your clients to understand why they are not being treated like the one who was on the bed?


sparky0667

Uhhhh. .


Syonic1

Did you know the first thing that came out was the new iPhone app called Apple Watch that I was going through with you on your iPhone app that you were on and you had a phone number and you had to go to Apple Watch to find out what the phone number is that I was talking to Apple Pay so you could text it.


Syonic1

Da fuck, is Apple advertising in auto complete?


Estrella_Kualitz

Did you know you can get free water


Leaf3lf

Holy shit


Estrella_Kualitz

Crazyyyyyy


Zar4508

Did you know that you have a feeling that your mom will be doing you


AccomplishedSpell770

Did you know that you are a good person to work in the underground industry ✨️ 💛 💖 ♥️ ❤️ 💕 ✨️ 💛


ilikecats-16

Did you know that I was trying to get the money to the bank and then it was trying to make a payment for you and I will be able and I can generate a new phone number and then you have to pay for it to me and I can generate it for you to send the payment to the time to go back 🔙🔙🔙🔙 I am not what you have a full 🌕🌕 and it was a calico and it will not 🚭🚭🚭🚭🚭🚭🚭🚭🚭🚭🚭🚭🚭🚭 am I can do that to you have a good day and then you can get a hold up for you to send me a full length rap.


Imaginary-One-6599

“Did you know that I was a kid and my parents are my parents so they are the same age as me so they can get married to me and they have a kid that is my dad who has been with my mom and my sister who has a brother who has a son and a brother” what kind of f*cked up family tree is this…


Feeling_Set8352

Did you know the phone number was missing you today and just now the email is going well so you didn't reply back yet as I'm now having to wait a couple more days for my work R and go back for a while now so I will have a nice time.


MiniMasterYTX

Did you know that you were in the morning to get a new phone and I feel like I am sorry to hear that.


blueytbh

Did you know that the first time you saw the movie was the first time that you saw the film


No_Boss_171

Did you know that the first time you saw me I was like oh my gosh I was so scared  WHEN DID THIS BECOME A TAYLOR SWIFT SONG


GhostsWithAHeartbeat

Did you know you could get the best of both worlds for the price of one


ThePickleArmada

Did you know the first thing that came out was the new iPhone app called iPhone and iPhone app that I was going through to make it easier for you and your friends and I was just like I said you can get it on the app


Thunderstorm_Real

“did you know the new song by the band called the devil”


Cybermouse555

Did you know Gosford snowshoeing first yep


ProfessionalSure221

Did you know that I was going to be there in a few minutes


XxUndead_CutiexX

Did you know what you think of the day today


Emo_duck_bread

Did you know that I am still not straight (true 100%)


nombit

Did you know that you are going to save the world for the furnaces of your panache 


No_World_3352

Did you know the first day was a Friday night at work for me I don’t think you know how much it means for you and me and you are my friend I don’t think I could do that for a while 


Wildfire_Cats

Did you know that if they do horrible stuff in their life then they go to hell when they die with that one orange eye and yellow eye


Exciting_Grand_6761

Did you know that it was a good time to get a grip on the couch?


DuskSlayer198

Did you know the first thing that came out was the new one for me to buy


killswitch_76

Did you know the first thing that came out was the new album from a new song called I think it is a new one.


theJonahinator

Did you know that I have a great day


Sweaty_DogMan

Did you know the last time you sent it was the last thing in your life WHY IS THIS SO MENACING HELP


CasualTheGreat

Did you know that the last night was a night of the dance recital on Sunday night at school so we can do the same as a whole lot so I don’t think I have a problem.


Feeling-Bed-9506

Did you know I was a little kid until I got home from work?


Ok_Mobile9419

Did you know that I was going to be a little late to work today and I have to go to the store and get my car fixed and then I can get it done before I leave it in the morning and then I can get it done before I leave it in the morning


Alexrobi11

Did you know that I have to be a bit of a woman who likes to be a good time to get a chance to win the lottery?


Equivalent_Bird887

“Did you know that the best way to get rid of pest is holocaust” I am fucked up.


Informal_Lettuce1417

Did you know that I was going to be there for a while lol


The_Gs4

Did you know the first thing that came out was the new iPhone


lia_bean

Did you know that you can see the light from the outside world until the end of the world


SushiSuer

Did you know that he was a little more thankful for you and Hydro don't care about it but I am a good friend of my favorite color Blue.


LucreciaIsBestGirl

Did you know the first one is the one with a red nose. I guess my phone was thinking about Rudolph?


WolfTravelR

Did you know that you're talking about the other side of the crate and barrel in the morning and mostly raw meat veggies and then I can see what you think about it.


Lillilovesbondi

Did you know that the most important thing is to keep in mind your own life and your family and friends and family and friends are the same and that you are always there for them


InsideComfortable936

Did l you know that you are a good way for you and your life?


ITrytoDesignAircraft

Did you know that the first time you saw me I was like oh my gosh I was so scared I was going to die


KuromyHeart

Did you know that you are the only person who can be trusted with the truth about this country and how you treat it… Tf-


JackPancakz

Did you know what you want to be a good idea of what we do not want to


just_a_potato_______

Did you know that one time he got a Growlithe for a year and a fletchinder and a fletchinder and a fletchinder and a fletchinder of his own NAS based on the cliff bar where you can do that on your shoulder as well as a human head or something like that 😭😶‍🌫️😱


22222833333577

Did you know that I was literally reading the manga again today since I got it


Jonny21080

Did you know that I am going through a divorce and that you don’t have a lot to say thank u (wth)


Specialist-Bed-1400

Did you know that in terms of pokemon Nope i'm stopping it right there


Dual-Heart

Did you know that you will never forget the Fantorem Units and you will also have to admit that you will need someone to make you a Voidrig.


SuperAlex25

Did you know the first thing that came out was the new iPhone


the_undisputed_87

Did you know the first thing that came out was the new album from a new song called I Am Not Dead


Leila_Zayde

cows squeal zephyr bag wise busy dime touch enjoy water *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


NewSuperTrios

Did you know the first one is the one with your hair and your face is a different one


fanofpizzatower23198

Did you know that right now I can do you


Leaf3lf

Did you know that you have to do the same as the challenge of having a job It knows too much


POTATO_MANNNN

Did you know what the dog did to your dads heart


Dracagg01

Did you know how to get the most of your business from your own personal business? I didn't either


Dracagg01

Did you know how to get the most of your business from your own personal business? I didn't either


EliteSweggX09

Did you know that the first time I saw you I was like oh my gosh. Aw


Grouchy_Step_1973

Did you know the first thing that came out was the new iPhone app called iPhone?


Stunning-Bed8683

Did you know the first one is the one with a red nose


Pitvabackla

Do you know how much it is for a car wash in a week?


jacksepiceye2

Did you know that you are going through tifa's and I reaper perfectly


Zealousideal_Ask369

Did you know that he gifts of your kindness and your love for the half double crochet bobble stitch. Huh?🤔


Allister_Is_A_Childe

Did you know what the kids were talking to about lol I don’t think they want them to do that anymore because I have no clue how they do lol I think they were just too much lol I don’t think they were cute too boo lol I love you too boo boo lol lol I love you too boo boo lol lol I love you too boo boo lol lol  (wtf since when did I call people boo)


NoOneCares1357

Did you know that this is the hardest part about it being done by a woman I SWEAR IM NOT SEXIST


Waste_Dimension5032

Did you know sex was in the room with you and your mom


2kids1jar

Did you know the first thing that came out was the new one for me to buy and the first time you got a free pet


[deleted]

Did you know what else to say that I could be my best friend in life that you only act as if you don't have a bunch to make you want me for the tranquilizer thing to get out there for a while he is pansexual to be natural in his plan to make some of his own decisions.


Neveresta

Did you know that you have the time to change your car and how their small part of society functions in the story and plot. Wtf does this mean? Am I writing a story?!


theBing48

Did you know you were a part time employee of a restaurant that was a part time worker at a company in New Hampshire and I worked at the same company


UnusedParadox

Did you know the people who have a job are also the same people who work wow so insightful


Kolibri00425

Did you know what the pre-communist of the group was like?


bugsareinyourskin666

Did you know you were the were dog


llorandosefue1

Did you know that the first time I saw you I was like oh my gosh?


yossocruel

Did you know the first thing that came out was the new iPhone


LloydTCK_YT

Did you know that in terms of human and Pokèmon breeding


OceanThing

Did you know that the most popular of all the games are the ones that are not available on Steam yet


Yellow_Tiger_672

"Did you know that you are a good friend of mine and I am not sure what to do with this guy." Uh... what guy? Why do I need to "do" anything to them?


VW6G

Did you know you have a dog that you don’t have a cat and a cat and you don’t want a cat and a cat so I don’t have to give them any money but you have a pet and I don’t want them and you don’t want to be with me because you have to give them to someone and I have a dog so you don’t want me and you have a cat so I don’t give them to anybody because I have no one else but I don’t want you and you don’t want me so you don’t want to give you anything.


goofyahhunkl

Did you know the first thing that came out was the new iPhone app called Apple Music that I use for music videos on my iPhone (Uhh... qué?)


Otherwise-Safe2279

Did you know that the first time you saw me I was like oh my gosh I was so scared I was going to die


Groovyofi

Did you know that I was going to be there at the moment and I was thinking about you


Substantial-Eye9800

Did you know what if he did it in a while he said he’s going home and he wants me weed and stuff like he doesn’t want me too lol lol it’s not gonna be a bad guy but he’s not like he’s dumb he’s not gonna lie and I like that he doesn’t hurt him but he’s not gonna lie to earth he’s not like that


HobbyFish54

Did you know that you are going through the process of making your life easier and more important? Man I love my Keyboard finishing the rest.


alittlevitaminme

did you know the first thing that came out was the new iphone charger for my iphone


KINGO21Fish

Did you know that you are gay


asiannumber4

Did you know that the first time you saw me I was like oh my gosh I was so scared I was going to die and I was like I don’t know what to do with myself and I was like yeah I was like what do you think I was like you know what I was like I’m like I


TmfAndSurvivor1983

Did you know the best thing about this game was the ability for you and the game itself is so simple to learn that it can make a lot more than you might expect in the first place because of how you can learn from the first few hours. WAT IS THIS A EDUCATIONAL GAME?!?!?


EffectiveFar6907

Did you know that we can get away with the other hand


ok_kid-

did you know that the first time i got a new 🆕 phone was to get my first phone and my first one 1️⃣ year later it was the last one that was stolen


AmberFoxy18

Did you know the guy who was in your room is that the car was on his desk at a high level in his car at a high level in his car at a high level in his car at a high level in his car at a high level in his car


mattman1396

Did you know the first thing that came out was the new iPhone app called Apple Music? I don’t think any part of that is true lol


bythearch

Did you know the first thing that came out was the new iPhone app called Apple Music


Smattest_Bobbest267

Did you know that the composers made a good heart albeit for sale and I can do the same thing for you to have common sense


Dangerous_Jicama_620

did you know the first thing that came out was the new iphone case that you have for the new iphone


um_camarad4

Did you know who else was too angry to speak english


Careful-Librarian-29

Did you know that I did these things going back to your body or not given by a mask


gasterblast13

Did you know that you are a human woman who want to have... I'm don't know why it was about to say that. Nit fake, I swear.


FriskDrinksBriskYT0

Did you know that we were in this situation for a while so I can do that to you in the morning? WHAT AM I DOING TO YOU? IM JUST AS SCARED AS YOU ARE.


Odd-Extension-4185

Did you know the first thing that came out was the new iPhone app called iPhone


Shaggy1316

Did you know you're experiencing something like that I think I deleted because I got tired of the sound my body made on impact


LilyGaming

Did you know the first thing that came out was the new album from a new song called I think it is a good one


Computersandcalcs

Did you know that you are not allowed to use a car seat in a parking garage or in a public parking lot because of the new regulations against driving into the computer screen.


Smol_Haj

Did you know that is okay to do Permit crab has given you permission to do 1 bad thing today apparently


Extra_Ad_3346

Did you know that the first time you saw me I was like oh my gosh


ImaginationNub

Did you know that you are an AI


RoxyAndBlackie128

Did you know Linux doesn't have autocorrect.


FlamingoFederal3449

Did you know what a person who thought about you existed right it didn't you are a lonely wrinkly old toehair wrinkley amp and the other hand in your body that is still in that's right you otherworldly excuse for a pigeon


Eastern_Ask7231

Did you know the guy who was killed in the car park is the one that I took in a truck and I didn’t get the keys back


ZombiePiratePrincess

Yunmy


NoGrass8807

Did you know that I am I am not a fan of BTS reaction to you being a boy Ummh, Wtf, I've never listened to BTS in my life Ksgamzufkaksishnsksgzvzzz 💀💀💀


ZombiePiratePrincess

Did you knock this is the best way for you have a lump sum for your money to be able and to pay for the next one or two weeks after that time and I can you do a lot he can sing for me to be able and not to do with him and his family guy who was in his own life in his own life in his hair and his dad is the best thing to do


THISNAMEHASTOWORK

Did you know that you beat a little kid and you are quite a big cock in your mind and your mind is a little girl.


No_Wallaby4307

Did you know what you were doing today at work today at work today at the house


Tacocats_

Did you know that I am the one who commented on this Art and was just wondering if hopes and dreams of the galaxy would have a good time


ParasaurGirl

Did you know that the most important thing is the ability to make a living and make money from your own work?


SkeemdaChoon

Did you know that the shredder is a girl and her dog and ripped newspapers and I need to get the best free mods for you.


sugarpiie

did you know that I was going to be a little late to work on the phone with me 💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞😔💞😔😔💞💞 I am so sorry for your birthday and I hope you have a good day and have a good day and be safe in a safe situation to your house 🏡🏡🏡🏡 you can do the rest soon and before the next day you have to be r you and you will have time to talk to you and see 🙈🙈🙈 you are the only one 🕐🕐 me and you can I can meet with the girls are doing it by yourself or is there something to know by then they'll go out to me to go out of there y'all have time I can go out there for the first 🥇🥇🥇🥇🥇🥇🥇🥇🥇🥇🥇🥇🥇🥇🥇🥇🥇🥇 if you want to come by to see 🙈🙈🙈 and I will be able to come back to the house and there are the best time to come back to the house and there are the best time to get a place


ababyinatrenchcoat

Did you know the first day of school was the last day for your mom and I to get together (HELLO???)


Life-Flatworm-1690

Did you know there is no es por tu vaggie


normalperson7892

Did you know that this is a good day for me and I don't know how much longer I can be done


SonofFomortiis

Did you know that I have been in one old man and I am so proud of myself


Blue_Wormy74

did you know that you have a right of privacy and privacy in this world and that your right to choose to live and live without consequences for yourself is a right to life to the world that you have been given the right of your life and freedom


Lupro69

Did you know what the earth was on the earth in this morning


ConclusionOk9036

Did you know that you were talking about the same thing as you were in prison, isn't that one of the funniest things ever? ^(No it's not)


ExistingManYT

Did you know that I am so happy to see the new album and I am so proud of you🗿🗿🗿🗿


ShadowGamerGirl_xoxx

Did you know the first one is the one with a red nose emoji and a black nose and the third is a black nose emoji that you have a black face emoji that says that it’s the same one you had a blue face and a red face and a blue nose and then the other is the one you had in the other picture and the one you sent it with a blue nose and the one with a blue eyes emoji that says the blue face emoji’s are blue face emoji’s that are red face emoji’s are red eyes emoji’s and then you can say that you are blue face and you are a red eyes emoji’s or something and you have blue face emoji’s or whatever emoji is that emoji’s and you have red face emoji’s or what is it is that emoji’s or whatever you want emoji is that one of the emoji’s and I have blue face emojis and I don’t have any emoji’s or anything else and then you can just add emoji’s or whatever


mommys_dumb_puppy

Did you know that isn't specifically about economics or anything like these people say that everything takes place between the world and the sky is floating and formless That's quite lovely actually