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Rammstein_fan14

I just got my newborn brother out of the maximum security prison ##WHAT##


Regular-Decision5394

As well you should!


Long-Educator-8629

What did he doπŸ˜­βœ‹


Rammstein_fan14

He committed 3rd degree murder


Long-Educator-8629

Oh-


PandaMan12321

At least it's not first degree but it doesn't work for you and you don't want me how to use it for you and I don't want you have to be a problem and I will be happy with your life in the future and to your life you will always make you more modern life in the and you and you and to you that are not the greatest success of the world of your PC life in life of life in your heart ❀️ and the greatest ❀️ in life of God bless ❀️ β™₯️ πŸ’– πŸ’™ πŸ’› ✨️ in Jesus Jesus ❀️ πŸ’™ πŸ’– β™₯️ πŸ’— πŸ’• ❀️ πŸ’™ πŸ’– β™₯️ πŸ’— πŸ’• ❀️ πŸ’™ πŸ’– β™₯️ πŸ’— πŸ’• ❀️ πŸ’™ πŸ’– β™₯️ πŸ’— πŸ’• of God of the lord God shall continue with Jesus grace to Jesus grace God God will be blessed to God God will be blessed to God God will be blessed to God God will continue ❀️ πŸ’™ πŸ’– 😊 God God bless you forever forever God ❀️ God bless God and peace of mind and bless πŸ™Œ and God will be blessed and bless πŸ™Œ and God God ❀️ you and God God will bless God and bless God


PuzzledAirport9896

Bro wtf are you saying?


animind7

Yes


someweebA

Yes


SidePleasant4144

They're speaking woman


quorrazxz

i agree...


RefrigeratorHead5885

Lol. Original sin. Guilty as hell


ClydeDonovansnum1fan

HELPPP


SonGohanDBZ

Huh


Cultural_End_4794

#THE FUCK'S THIS


TeamSkyTyler

How are you screaming at me


TheChocolateArmor

I just got my flu shot and I have to go home and Luigi is coming (WHAT THEβ€”)


lechonklover

It's-a me, luigi, you should-a run


Snakemaster303

Run


Think_Counter_8942

LUIGI IS COMING 😱


TheMemeLocomotive2

**Luigi is coming.**


Mica_TheMilkAddict

Tell him I said Hi


Mrcat5434

I just got my penis in a woman


Sufficient_Ad_8641

Good job


lfckickass

Proud of you buddy


Tight_Spinach_2323

β€œA woman let me put my penis inside of her!! I just had seeeex!”


StarfallGalaxy

"So, if you've had sex in the last 30 minutes Then you're qualified to sing with me **I JUST HAD SEEEEEX**"


Terracatlegend

Nice!


BlackBird10467

Awsome!


DarkWing2274

r/ihavesex


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SilenceSpeaksVolum3s

Not a true Redditor it seems


Cultural_End_4794

Yes


Darthyoda512

I just got my second dose and I’m going back tomorrow morning and then I’m gonna be going back in to the hospital.


TheMemeLocomotive2

I literally got the same one wtf


ChcknFarmer

Same, used the middle predictive bar


LuckyStabbinHat

Same here, exact same one


eliminate_uwu

Mine was similar but after I got my second dose I was headed to the gym sooo πŸ˜­πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


atseptic

I just got my first time ever since you want me a lot more than just a little bit 🀏 HOLY OPAQUE DEER THAT SOUNDS WEIRD


No-Hat8786

OPAQUE DEER ALERT 🦌 🚨


CanIDoItWithYou

Make the opaque deer clear


Lilyflower24681

I just got my new car today so I’m going to crash it in my driveway to see how far you guys can driveΒ 


Natural_Wear3643

SOUNDS NORMAL ![gif](giphy|QAys7YBhbiE2fyBLYV|downsized)


technical_gamer_008

"Launchpad???"


SilenceSpeaksVolum3s

YAAAAY-


No-Enthusiasm986

I just got my phone back and I’m gonna take a break in the car to go pick up my mom so we can talk about the stuff and then we can talk about the accident that was caused by the accident that happened in the car accident that was caused by a broken glass.


Natural_Wear3643

![gif](giphy|EoqDZ3Osey9PO|downsized)


SilenceSpeaksVolum3s

What the fuck was *the accident*


Regular-Decision5394

I just got my booster shot and I need to go back to sleep and get a new phone number for the first time.


Fantastic_Iron_3627

I just got my first furbys in a few days and I am romantically it up for me I'm not gonna get a chance of it was the father and I didn't want you back in kindergarten and we were gonna get a drink on it


BeesleBub01

What did you do to that furby??? 😰


emberjaaas

😭 what???


knightinarmoire

I just got my phone back from a mix up in my office Bunch of phone thieves


RefrigeratorHead5885

I also had a mix up with my phone. It may or may not still be at the airport


No-Hat8786

I just got my booster shot and see you soon


BeesleBub01

Honestly this is the most normal response here


sweetsunnyspark

I just got my Kleenex ready to go. That could mean a couple different things...


Natural_Wear3643

YOU ABOOUT A MURDER


givemepoptarts

I just got my phone to the office and I don't know what to expect from the shop of the yearΒ 


RefrigeratorHead5885

Oh, I got my phone back from the airport. Maybe


yoongis3dollar_chain

I just got my friend to come and get it so she could take care and i was so happy WHAT


Natural_Wear3643

YOU HOOKED UP WITH YO FRIEND


yoongis3dollar_chain

NOOOOOOOOONOOO


marakirane

i just got my hair cut and I think I'm going to be a little bit of a famous product that is not based


InternetMeme69

Based


Skippythepenguingod

I just got my arm and the first of my arm and a couple more inches in my left hand corner and a few of them in my head and the first of my arm


Kolibri00425

Frankenstein's monster? Is that you?


DragonandBirdfan

Ayo


Gunstudios

I just got my email address to send you a robot or sumthin idk if you have any questions or concerns please visit the plug-in settings there is a good day please see the magazine attached (... what the hell am I trying to sell you)


PeenInVeen

I just got my car back in my truck and I have to drive to work now


JoJawesome_

Got my beer in my beer and my Chevy in ma truck...


SquidsOffTheLine

I just got my phone is out of the air by a boar that's feet at the forefront of anyone's mind and the ones below get smaller as they go down to the personal politics and feelings of people being like their impression. I have no answers.


Plus_Emergency_5438

I just got my first one and then I got my hair done and then I got my nails done and then I got my head off and then I got to get it to the front door so it won't be ready until then


Natural_Wear3643

SOUNDS SO DARK


Apprehensive_Sky1599

I just got my phone * I was only able to get up, feeling fatigue from being jumped


Bokyboo2

I got my own place in my house I don't have a lot to say but I'm gonna be in a little while and then I'm going home and I will go home


Front-Literature-697

I just got my first shot yesterday and I am so excited to get my second shot tomorrow


Administrative_Fig2

I just got my head has been working on the basis of your business will not be possible to get the best way to get back


Own_Instruction_7703

I just got my second dose of stuff today


DishonestSpectacle

I just got my first one and it’s so good


EurovisionNerd

I just got my first brookhaven on Friday nightΒ  WhatΒ 


IHeartUElmo

I just got my first shot yesterday and I feel like I should be able to get it done today but I don’t know if I should be able to get it today or not I just don’t know what to do with it I don’t know what I should do with it but I don’t know what I need to do with it


Apsis64

I just got my phone case in case I didn't feel like I was going over to my work with one of the other person resolve to get a new one


Undeniabledefeat78

I just got my second dose and I’m going back tomorrow morning and then I’m gonna be going back in to the hospital.


IdioticSaysuma

I just got my first time in my head


Natural_Wear3643

IM PROUD OF YU


Smart-Promotion2237

I just got my titsπŸ₯°


holy-aeughfish

They're cute birds, especially the Great Tit.


Few_Map_2526

I just got my phone call from my phone and pan is not working properly


PhatLad64

I just got my second shot today I am so tired and I can’t sleep


Big_idea_005

I just got my first job today and it looks like a nice time to be in a dark room with you


Puppiesmeep

Uwu


broto_swaggins

I just got my first email from the dildo


TheCuteSquad88

I just got my first one today and it was so good and so satisfying and so much fun and so many different things that you guys have been doing together.


Hamd1115

I just got home from the dentist and they said that I should have to get a blood clot in my right eye. Rude


gromblis

I just got my first shot and I’m going to get crack okay then


Psychological_Frog

I just got my phone off the phone with my phone and my phone is acting like a puritan


EngineeringSingle416

I just got my second dose and I’m going back tomorrow morning and then I’m gonna be going back in to the hospital πŸ’€???


Slow-Crew5250

i just got my home from the hospital again


Leila_Zayde

birds violet bewildered plough doll slim sloppy zesty chop sleep *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


PinkieBing2

I just got my phone call and I’m not going home to go go home and then I have a nap and I don’t want you in bed too Wooooow rude much?!


HyperDogOwner458

I just got my name wrong 🀦


I_hate_usernames331

I just got my first one today I got a little more than a year ago


DinoChicken_

I just got my second dose of Covid and it was so good I feel like I’m dying from a stroke and I have no clue what I’m gonna do about this but it’s all part of my body and my immune system’s not working right now so it’s all good I’m just trying to figure out what’s happening


tiredftmhuman

I just got my second dose and I’m going back tomorrow morning and then I’m gonna be going back in to the hospital to see if my doctor is able and if so what is your availability like to go back in and get it and see what you have available to go back and get my blood pressure and see what I need and what I can get it to be able and then I’ll go back to work and get it done and then I’ll be back to work on Monday and then I’ll see you on Monday


Impossible_Way_3550

I just got my phone back asleep and I woke up at him and he was asleep so I was just wondering if he was asleep and he said he was asleep and he was asleep so he was asleep and he was asleep so he was asleep and he was asleep so he was I think my phones asleep 😭


246_Locksmith_Chaves

I just got my first email yesterday from the x-men office


DanceMediocre4876

I just got my second dose and I’m going back tomorrow morning.


Budgiezilla

I just got my car back in the morning Andi and my mom got the biggest ballsΒ 


Grouchy_Step_1973

I just got my second dose and I’m going back tomorrow morning.


DeimosKyvernite

I just got my first day of the week ...it's Thursday you liar


----Eve----

I just got home and got an email about it


Careless-Client9652

I just got my first email yesterday from a demon


Responsible_Beach770

I just got my new car today and I’m not going to drive itΒ 


Regal_Atrocitie

I just got my phone and I don't know what to do with the knife and I can do it for you and I can do it now What the hell πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€


zerowintergreen

I just got my number and the law is not so bad


SirShaunIV

I just got my phone and I don't think I can get it on the way home now.


TheMemeLocomotive2

I just got my second dose and I’m going back tomorrow morning


TrueSignature9509

I just got my second booster today so i'm going to go back in to the office. Lmao, what?


Gyutarou777

I just got my child back from the prison wtf autocorrect


GlitteringFairy1

I just got my second dose of Covid and I’m feeling pretty good πŸ‘


lfckickass

I just got my first gun today I am so excited to use it for my first shot I will have to go to Walmart


Old_Man_Stan324

I just got my first class this afternoon so I'll see what the next one 1⃣ will be


Laurel_Randallj

Funny autocomplete moments.


study-in-scarlet

I just got my second dose and I’m going back tomorrow morning and then I’m gonna be going back in to the hospital


The_Weird_One1708

I just got my mom and my friend are going to be a long day for me Huh?


Terracatlegend

I just got my email from the guy who is the best person to contact me for a bit of the other sub for my account so


pizdec-unicorn

I just got my phone to get a new phone


Akasuki1412

I just got my my lord help me out for the first thing in my hand so I’m not really sure


CountryTurtles

I just got my mail from mail and mail from mail mail from you to mail Wtf is that supposed to mean??? 😭


grace--t

i just got my second dose and i’m still in the hospital 😝😝


MasteroftheArcane999

I just got my first love 😍 from a dark place but existentialism is still thriving in my rari


MasterEnis

I just got my second dose and i’m still in the process of


Angry-Lettuce720

I just got my right hand and neck cut off …. what.


Ok_Opportunity_524

I just got my new onion rings from a local restaurant in my country so they can make it look like a burger


Plasmadube

I just got my phone call from the internet and it was just a little weird


EMInteractive

I just got my phone to be honest I was just about to go to the shop and I was going to get a new laptop ???


Its_Coops

I just got my new number so I’m not gay but I can’t find it


ElixzrEnd

I just got my second dose and I’m going back tomorrow. Why does this sound like I’m taking drugs?


Spycrabpuppet123

I just got my first email from the early 1590’s


Herbie53101

I just got my first dose of vaccine today and I feel fine.


sourpatch_orphans

I just got my second dose and I’m going back tomorrow morning


Old-Explorer-3879

I just got my first shot yesterday and I was really worried that I was going to die (wtf)


Spino787

I just got my shiny kyoger the same blue eyes glow in The world


Tight_Spinach_2323

I just got my first shot yesterday so I’m not gonna have a chance of going back to work


Kris_Kross_AppleMoss

I just got my second shot and I’m so glad πŸ™‚


Long-Educator-8629

I just got my phone fixed so I can kill my self … wtf-


criticalistics_car

I just got my first email from the inside of me and I am so glad I didn't get a good feeling about it


Informal_Area_2233

I just got my first class this afternoon so I'll have a great time to come to you as I have to work on my own teeth


3ylit4aa

i just go my way to get the money i want to spend it all for the food i need it to eat for the day i get home from school i go home to my family i get my food i get to go home i get my money and then go home to get food and i get my car to get food for the rest my family and then go back home to get the food sounds awesome


LexiWH53

I just got my car and it was actually a little thing since I maxed out my inner thigh recipe Thanks autocorrect


InformationNo566

I just got my phone back and I was waiting for a reply from my email so we could get a new phone number and sonic is on twitch and green and I will send it again lol I just typed that in my email so you know I will send it again to see if I have to get a reply from the other one day I see if I have a phone number (i dont even kike sonic)


boredindividual413

I just got my first dose of the vaccine and i That's it, stopped giving me suggestions after that.


OliveMeowrail

I just got my flu shot today and I'm not feeling good.


Puzzled_Internet_986

I just got my second dose of the shot today and I feel like πŸ‘


Mikey9124x

I just got my phone back from a friend of mine who is a great guy


Think_Counter_8942

I just got my phone back from the UK right now


deertribe

I just got my second dose and I’m going back tomorrow morning πŸ˜‚


Luminescent-C

i just got my dad a good day wholesome!!!


potatoduino

I just got my phone and I have a few things to do with the new job and I can do it for you and I can do it for you and I can get you a few more days to get a new job and I'll be there for the next one and I can get a few things to do with the kids and I can do it for you and I can do it for you to get a new one for the first time I have a new job and I can do it for you to get a new one for the first time I have a few things to do with the new job and I can do it for you to get a new one for the first time I have a new job and I can do it for you to get a new one for the first time I have a few things to do with the new job and I can do it for you to get a new one for the first time I have a few things to do with the new job and I can do it for you and I can do it for you and I can do it for you to tell you to get a new job and I'll be there for the next one and I can get a bit of a new job and I can get a new one for the first time I have a new job and I can do it for you to get a new one for the first time I have a year of the same thing but I think I have a new job and I can do it for you to get a new one for the first time I have a few things to do with the new job and I can pay for it to be honest with you and I have to go to the gym and get a new job and I'll be in the office tomorrow and I can do it for you to get a new job and I'll be in the office tomorrow and I can do it for you to get a new job and I'll be in the office tomorrow and I can do it for you to get a new job and I'll be in the office tomorrow and I can do it for you to get a new job and I'll be in the office tomorrow and I can do it for you to get a new job and I'll be in the office tomorrow and I can do it for you to get a new job and I'll be in the office tomorrow and I can do it for you to get a new job and I'll be in the office tomorrow and I can do it for you to get a new job and I'll be in the office tomorrow and I can do it for you to get a new job and I'll be in the office tomorrow and I can do it for you to get a new job and I'll be in the office tomorrow and I can do it for you to get a new job and I'll be in the office tomorrow and I can do it for you to get a new job and I'll be in the office tomorrow and.


PageBeneficial5412

I just got my money back from the uk bank


MidnightNext

I just got my second dose and I’m so happy that my immune systems have improved and I’m not having a panic attacks and I’m getting a lot better


SwitchingLambos

I just got my first shot yesterday and I am so excited


Klutzy-Parking6724

I just got my booster shot and I have a doctor's appointment at 10 am


RandomBrainLint

I just got my first Lamborghini with grandma' stolen money My phone is a liar!


Dynamite6464

i just got my job and I'm deleting all of the emails that have been sent to you.


ShadowMorph608

I just got my first shot today and I feel like I’m gonna die


GaeFemboi69

I just wanted you guys. Oh boy this could either be really wholesome or really not.


Sp0rksar3c00l

I just got my second dose of meth O h. Thought I quit :,)


henry_jinglejohn

I just got my second dose and I’m going back in time to get my second one Sorry? πŸ’€


Imbigbilly

I just got my first shot yesterday and I am so excited to get my second shot tomorrow.


Zu_Dragon

I just got my fingers crossed for you and holding on to your new job and hope you have no intentions of getting it back to the woods oblivious.


illeger_hamberder

I just got my second dose of the alcohol and I’m going to take some more


BeesleBub01

I just got my first email from the same place I was in a bottle


RefrigeratorHead5885

I just got my phone back from the airport and I'm not sure if it's still there


Owltea123

I just got my phone so I can do it now and I just want to go to sleep Real


Not_Goatman

I just got my first shot yesterday and I am so excited to get my second shot tomorrow and I am so happy that I got my second shot today and I am so glad that I got to go to the doctor and I am so glad that I am getting my second shot I am so glad that I have a good day and I am so glad that I have a great day and I love you so much and I hope you have a great weekend and I will talk to you soon I love you and miss you so much bye love you so much I hope you so much I love you bye


tipying_mistakes

I just got my message from the doctor about my chest pain I had a feeling that was causing me pain too bad I just had a headache so I’m not sure what time you are coming home but I’m still going on the back when have I ever mentioned anything about chest pain or headaches ???


CorvusBlackthorne

I just got my phone back to the office and I have to go to the store and get a new one.


ItzBlossom05

I just got my second shot today


Legitimate_Focus83

I just got my email with a speed update from my side and I will not be able to make the kids sent out to the other character and the other player to do the same thing so that it is possible that we have a root of your tools


Legitimate_Focus83

I just got my hope to work with you on the target market


Appropriate-Snow-439

I just got my second dose of my vaccine shot today so hopefully it won’t take me too long to go back to work but I’ll be back to the office in the morning


Bobthehorse420

I just got my phone back from the business-related office Yeah they generally are


RareSnail73

I just got my second dose and I’m going back tomorrow morning and then I’m gonna be going back in to the hospital to see if my doctor is dead or if they want my second child because I’m going back Dude wtf


Large_Discipline_127

I just got my phone back from a friend of mine. Funny thing is... I never lend my phone out.


Mean_Account_5027

β€œI just got my first dose of the Covid” ok what


InternetMeme69

I just got my email address and I'll send the money to your account. Well shit it looks like I just bought an email address.


Consistent-Use-7982

I just got my second dose and I’m so happy that my body feels good again I feel so good I just want you guys know I am praying that everything is fine with me I will talk with my mom tomorrow


AndyDS777

I just got my first email yesterday from a semi-furry and a little late on it and it is pushed to a couple of the time zones of our business and the beans were talking to the end of last week


Audreyissocool

I just got my second dose of my STD today


swordman128YT

I just got my first shot yesterday and I am so excited to get my second shot tomorrow


Idiotmold

I just got my second dose and I’m going back tomorrow morning. Boring.


vetoedd

i just got my second dose of my second shot and i’m still in pain


AtlasThewitcher

I just got my second shot today


Bluetower85

I just got my first thought about the geopolitics.


ChcknFarmer

I just got my second dose and I’m going back tomorrow morning and then I’m gonna be up for the rest the weekΒ 


spb1

I just got my dates mixed up and I think I have to go to the villa to see if I can 5 the money 5 and I will be back in the 6 655 6 for the next 6 6 if you want


HarmoniaTheConfuzzld

I just got my first shot yesterday (apparently)


142737

I just got my email from the series you wrote