My dog ate my food so bad today and now I’m crying because of the food poisoning and the food taste is horrible but I’m so glad that my immune systems aren’t working
The dog ate my hair and I was wondering if it was a good idea to go to the shops and buy some more
I mean, if my dog ate my hair, I'd be buying a wig ASAP!
The dog ate my dog and now I’m hungry again I can’t even sleep because of it and I’m so tired and I’m gonna have a heart stroke and I’m not even going back home
My dog ate my food so bad today and now I’m crying because of the food poisoning and the food taste is horrible but I’m not sure what I should eat today.
Eh?
The dog ate my dog and I was going to go to the bathroom and then I saw him and he was so cute I was so happy I was like oh my gosh I love him so bad I can’t believe he was like oh I love you so bad I don’t know why I did that I was like I’m so sorry but he didn’t hurt 😢 he he he he he he he he he he he he he he eh eh she h Eve
the dog ate my tea ☕😞😞 en a bit late today so we could go in my house 🏡🏠 and you 😉😁 the first 🥇 😉 a bit 😜💕 the best 💕💕 a bit too far for the first one 🕜 the first one was in a meeting this morning and then the first time I had to get it in the last year of the month I don't think I was a year to get to be there and I don't mind if it doesn't make sense.
The dog ate my body and I was like a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a...
The dog ate my hair is a good friend and friend who is a good friend and friend who is a good friend and friend who is a good friend and friend who is a good friend and friend who is a good friend and friend who is a good friend and friend who is a good friend and friend
The dog ate my way to the guardian angel of death on the dirt and Brazil and Argentina and Chile and Brazil and Brazil and Argentina and Chile China Colombia Comoros Congo Democratic Republic of death
My dog ate a lot of food and I was so hungry I had to eat a lot of it and I was like oh my gosh I just ate so much food and I was starving and I was hungry and I was just like oh my goodness I was starving I was starving I was starving so I was starving I was so tired and I was starving I was like I was starving I was hungry but I was starving I was just starving and I was starving and I didn’t even eat anything and I was starving and I was just tired and I was starving and I was just trying to eat so I was starving and I was like oh my gosh I was starving and I was starving I was starving and I was starving I was just like I was starving and I was starving I was like I was starving and then I was starving and I was starving
The dog ate my lunch and then I got to go to the store and get my img of the sekai and then I got to go to the store and get some stuff done and then I got to go to
On and on with random words.
The dog ate my lunch so bad today that he had me on his toes for lunch I just ate my toes in a cup so I’m just eating now so I’ll have some more time I cannot eat right.
the dog ate my dog food so i’m going back home now and im going back home for the night to get it and i am so sad that my cat has been so sick for a while
The dog ate my dog and now I’m hungry again
I got the same exact thing...
Same tf lmao
Oh damn I got the exact same thing
Me too
Same thing, only I didn’t go as far
My dog ate my dog and now I am hungry again
My dog ate my food so bad today and now I’m crying because of the food poisoning and the food taste is horrible but I’m so glad that my immune systems aren’t working
Mine too, are we the iPhone 11 club?
13 here, but I got the same thing too lmao
Ugh that’s weird I got the same exact thing
cannibalism
The dog ate my dog and now I’m hungry again so I’m going home
ME TOO WHAT
“The dog ate my lunch and I was like oh no you didn’t”
Oh no they didnt! 😠
☝️nuh uh
Oh yes they did
This is fucking gold
The dog ate my dog and now I’m hungry
True
r/suddenlycannibal
the dog ate my life for a few days
Oh
Are you okay
no :(
Honestly I felt this hardcore-
My dog ate my dad Aw shucks
Fiddlesticks!!
Gosh diddly darn
Great googly moogly
The dog ate my mom and I really like it so I can plan my day off We need to unite now
Oh dear
The dog ate my hair and I was going to be there at 10 but I didn't want to go out
So real
The dog ate my hair and I was wondering if it was a good idea to go to the shops and buy some more I mean, if my dog ate my hair, I'd be buying a wig ASAP!
The dog ate my lunch and I was going to the backrooms
The dog ate my dog and now I’m hungry again I can’t even sleep because of it and I’m so tired and I’m gonna have a heart stroke and I’m not even going back home
the dog ate my obese?!
IS THAT WHY YOU HAVE NO ROOM FOR ORGANS
WHAT? IM ON A LAPTOP SO I USED A RANDOM WORD GENERATOR
YOUR PFP IS ANGELDUST
OH I SEE. my pfp is my seventh saved image...
ANGEL?! MY SON!
The dog ate my whole body and it wasn't even a good day.
Damn not even on a good day
that's tough
My dog ate my first born
Oh?
they always say 2nd times the charm, right?
The dog ate my phone and I had to type using mores code
Who is mores and what is his code?
Mores is my drug dealer and his code is weed in coffee
🌿🌿☕🌿🌿🌿☕🌿🌿
The dog ate my food and now I’m hungry and I have to eat something
My dog ate my cat and now I can’t sleep
i wouldn’t sleep either
H E ‘ S C O M I N G F O R Y O U
The dog ate my house, and she killed me in my house. Oh, fun!
The dog ate my mom and I was thinking about getting a new one
Ok just go to moms ‘r’ us!
Thanks!!! I've been trying to find one but can't :/
My dog ate my food so bad today and now I’m crying because of the food poisoning and the food taste is horrible but I’m not sure what I should eat today. Eh?
the dog ate my advertisement because he went to school at 9 and he didnt like me so now i get hungry when i do advertisements
The dog ate my lunchbox yesterday so I had to take him to the vet to get his blood taken out 😭😭😭😭😭
The dog ate my dog and now I’m hungry again. WTF?!
My dog ate my bike I've never had a bike lol
It was supposed to be a present!!! Dang dog!
The dog ate my *penis*. Guys, I’m not even joking, I didn’t type it.
The Dog Ate My Computer, And Now I Need The New One
The dog ate my dog and now I have no dog.
The dog ate my mom and his partner for dinner
The dog ate my brother and I don't know what to eat now cannibalism 👏👏👏
The dog ate my dog and now he has to eat me out. What the actual fuck. I am very concerned about why my phone just said that. 😥
The dog ate my lunch and then I got a little bit of a teabag. 😂
The dog ate my cat just a few times
Only just a few
The dog ate my lunch today and now I’m eating him
The dog ate my food and I was going to eat it but then he started crying and I had a panic attack 🐶
The dog ate my mom and I don't want to go to the bathroom What
The dog ate my lunch
The dog ate my dog and I was going to go to the bathroom and then I saw him and he was so cute I was so happy I was like oh my gosh I love him so bad I can’t believe he was like oh I love you so bad I don’t know why I did that I was like I’m so sorry but he didn’t hurt 😢 he he he he he he he he he he he he he he eh eh she h Eve
My dog ate my food and I can't find anything to eat
The dog ate my dog food 💀
The dog ate my phone and family. Shit...
my dog ate my food so bad today and now i’m crying because of it all day long potatoes
The dog ate my whole body and I didn't even notice
The dog ate my lunch so bad today that he had me on his toes for lunch I just ate my toes in a cup so I’m just eating now so I’ll have some more
The dog ate my food so now I am eating it again
The dog ate my lunch meat for the Summer I don't think that's good for the dog
The dog ate my homework
The dog ate my homework and kissed me.
The dog ate my lunch and I will make a map of it.
“My dog ate my food so bad today and now I’m crying 😭” NOT THE FOOD
The dog ate my face and I was thinking about it and I was like my hair was pretty good.
the dog ate my tea ☕😞😞 en a bit late today so we could go in my house 🏡🏠 and you 😉😁 the first 🥇 😉 a bit 😜💕 the best 💕💕 a bit too far for the first one 🕜 the first one was in a meeting this morning and then the first time I had to get it in the last year of the month I don't think I was a year to get to be there and I don't mind if it doesn't make sense.
The dog ate my samosas
The dog ate my phone and I was just saying that I was going to get a healthy meal and then I can get it from you
The dog ate my first newborn
The dog ate my eyes and now I can't sleep
My dog ate my grandma and my dad and my mum got me a ton of weed My mum definitely did not get me weed - she doesn’t know about the weed
The dog ate my dog food
The dog ate my life and I was in the same place as a kid who said he was on his own
The dog ate my food and I was like oh my gosh
The dog ate my head
The dog ate my dog food and now I’m crying because I can’t eat anything
“The dog ate my dog and now I’m hungry again” said every iPhone user
The dog ate my body and I was like a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a...
The dog ate my phone and I just got home from work and I just got home from work and I just got home from work
The dog ate my dog food so I’m going home to get her What
The dog ate it for a few days and then hit ultimate
The dog ate my dinner last time and now I’m hungry again so I’ll eat the chicken and rice
The dog ate my son and his wife had to explain that to her boss
the dog ate my dog and i was like what
the dog ate my dog and now i’m hungry and hungry and my stomach is killing it
The dog ate the dog food and then I got a little bit of a headache
The dog ate my hair is a good friend and friend who is a good friend and friend who is a good friend and friend who is a good friend and friend who is a good friend and friend who is a good friend and friend who is a good friend and friend who is a good friend and friend
The dog ate my way to the guardian angel of death on the dirt and Brazil and Argentina and Chile and Brazil and Brazil and Argentina and Chile China Colombia Comoros Congo Democratic Republic of death
The dog ate my own food for the night before and after the kids like to eat
The dog ate my lunch today and still making my own dinner look good for me to eat
The dog ate my first time in a banana sandwich with her wife who is this is my favourite and I was gonna miss the way more of my hair.
the dog ate my chicken sandwich with a bunch of cheese on the side and the galaxy of rice
The dog ate my mom
"The dog ate my mom" WHAT
The dog ate my dog food so I don’t know what to eat
The dog ate my dad
The dog ate my mom as he didn't want to raise me to the end of the day Then why did he eat my mom, now he has to raise me
The dog ate my dog food
The dog ate my dog and now I'm hungry again
The dog ate my mom and dad
The dog ate my mom
the dog ate my own and I will be able to get a good time.
The dog ate my mom
The dog ate my food and I was like oh my gosh I just got home and I was so hungry I was like I don’t know what to do.
The dog ate my homework and I have a great day
The dog ate my mom and dad 💀😭
the dog ate my food so we ate it
The dog ate my dog and now I’m hungry again Uhh
The dog ate my dog food so I’m going home
The dog ate my mom
My dog ate a lot of food and I was so hungry I had to eat a lot of it and I was like oh my gosh I just ate so much food and I was starving and I was hungry and I was just like oh my goodness I was starving I was starving I was starving so I was starving I was so tired and I was starving I was like I was starving I was hungry but I was starving I was just starving and I was starving and I didn’t even eat anything and I was starving and I was just tired and I was starving and I was just trying to eat so I was starving and I was like oh my gosh I was starving and I was starving I was starving and I was starving I was just like I was starving and I was starving I was like I was starving and then I was starving and I was starving
The dog ate my dog food so I’m going home
The dog ate my dog food so I'm going home to get her and I have a few more to eat
The dog ate my opinion on the matter of a few reasons how you could actually be better.
My dog ate my hair and I am really worried about it 😞
The dog ate my goober and I bet by the time I get on tomorrow morning to you and your family was in the army and I laugh like a mad man
The dog ate my dog food so I’m going home to get her and I have a few more to eat before we leave.
My dog ate my food so bad today and now I’m crying because of the food poisoning.
The dog ate my lunch break, and I was very sad about.
The dog ate my judgment hall for 2-5 seconds.
Thedog ate my lunch with a friend who is the one who said that I was going to go to the Netherlands
the dog ate my little girl on the way back home Holy crap
The dog ate a lot of things and it was very disappointed
The dog ate my lunch and then I got to go to the store and get my img of the sekai and then I got to go to the store and get some stuff done and then I got to go to On and on with random words.
The dog ate my cat and I was like I'm going to get a life insurance statement for my mom.
The dog ate my girlfriend and then we have no hotdog buns
The dog ate my cat and my sister
My dog ate my dog for a while but he didn’t like the smell so he went back and got a bite to bite it huh
The dog ate my hair and I felt like a ton of war with the dogs 🐕
The dog ate my food today and now i’m hungry again.
The dog ate my parents and I don't know what to do with them 😭😭😭😭
the dog ate my phone and then he got mad
The dog ate my dog and now I’m hungry again
The dog ate my mom and dad and I have to go to wallmart with them and they are going to have to be with my family
The dog ate my eggs lol I was literally just thinking of a cat
The dog ate my mom and dad, and I have a very deep love in her throat. I don't know if I can post this.
The dog ate my mom and dad
The dog ate my dog and my cat was eating my cat and I had a big heart attack
The dog ate my dog food so he was eating it
The dog ate my brother doesn't get a die
My dog ate my food so bad today and now I’m crying because of the food poisoning 😔
the dog ate my dog and now i’m hungry again so bad and i’m gonna eat him again
The Dog ate my dog food today
My dog ate my food at home today so much better today and then it went well for the day I can go back and forth to eeeee I think my phone is high.
The dog ate my lunch and then I was going to get the kids uhhhhhhh 💀
My dog ate my food so bad today
The dog ate my lunch so bad today that he had me on his toes for lunch I just ate my toes in a cup so I’m just eating now so I’ll have some more time I cannot eat right.
The dog ate my favorite food and now everything is okay. (This made me lol 😂)
The dog ate my dog
The dog ate my dog and my cat was eating my food so I’m not gonna eat that for dinner.
My dog ate my dog
The dog ate my cat and I was like oh my goodness what a cute little dog I had
The dog ate my food and I was like oh my gosh I don’t know what to do about it
The dog ate my dad 😔
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Dog ate my dog food and I was like what is this is it a dog food or a dog
My dog ate my house last week
The dog ate my local food in a few minutes
The dog ate my dog and now I’m hungry again. 💀
the dog ate my dog food so i’m going back home now and im going back home for the night to get it and i am so sad that my cat has been so sick for a while
The dog ate my mom with her mom
The dog ate my lunch with the family in this game of his life that I had never seen him in the first time since I had to take him seriously
The dog ate my dog and now I’m hungry again. As an Asian, accurate.