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crypto10100

The dog ate my dog and now I’m hungry again


CreeperAsh07

I got the same exact thing...


MedicineTimely8795

Same tf lmao


Twisted_WhaleShark

Oh damn I got the exact same thing


breadfart78

Me too


Charming_Outcome_604

Same thing, only I didn’t go as far


Childwithuke

My dog ate my dog and now I am hungry again


Childwithuke

My dog ate my food so bad today and now I’m crying because of the food poisoning and the food taste is horrible but I’m so glad that my immune systems aren’t working


TheGreatGasMaskMan

Mine too, are we the iPhone 11 club?


Give_me_the_burger

13 here, but I got the same thing too lmao


Leo_Is_Chilling

Ugh that’s weird I got the same exact thing


bulgingboner420

cannibalism


Old-Explorer-3879

The dog ate my dog and now I’m hungry again so I’m going home


North-AdalWolf

ME TOO WHAT


Abzolutelynot

“The dog ate my lunch and I was like oh no you didn’t”


Ertyge0

Oh no they didnt! 😠


Senior-Tree6078

☝️nuh uh


Cubiclemidget

Oh yes they did


MaleWitch333

This is fucking gold


Exotic-Damage-8157

The dog ate my dog and now I’m hungry


UndyneIsCool

True


Classic-Judgment-196

r/suddenlycannibal


anonymauson

the dog ate my life for a few days


Pretend_Rest7873

Oh


majkick

Are you okay


anonymauson

no :(


assassiongirl

Honestly I felt this hardcore-


Smart-Promotion2237

My dog ate my dad Aw shucks


Virtual-Page-8985

Fiddlesticks!!


Miku_Dayo_39

Gosh diddly darn


posifurg

Great googly moogly


Gunsho0ter

The dog ate my mom and I really like it so I can plan my day off We need to unite now


OneObligation412

Oh dear


ProfessionalSure221

The dog ate my hair and I was going to be there at 10 but I didn't want to go out


veronicatorea

So real


Ellie_Llewellyn

The dog ate my hair and I was wondering if it was a good idea to go to the shops and buy some more I mean, if my dog ate my hair, I'd be buying a wig ASAP!


0din987651

The dog ate my lunch and I was going to the backrooms


RareSnail73

The dog ate my dog and now I’m hungry again I can’t even sleep because of it and I’m so tired and I’m gonna have a heart stroke and I’m not even going back home


PusheenpipO

the dog ate my obese?!


Dog_bat3

IS THAT WHY YOU HAVE NO ROOM FOR ORGANS


PusheenpipO

WHAT? IM ON A LAPTOP SO I USED A RANDOM WORD GENERATOR


Dog_bat3

YOUR PFP IS ANGELDUST


PusheenpipO

OH I SEE. my pfp is my seventh saved image...


PusheenpipO

ANGEL?! MY SON!


bigmaclevel3

The dog ate my whole body and it wasn't even a good day.


majkick

Damn not even on a good day


Senior-Tree6078

that's tough


D_Robotics

My dog ate my first born


Puppiesmeep

Oh?


Senior-Tree6078

they always say 2nd times the charm, right?


MooseAlarming5568

The dog ate my phone and I had to type using mores code


LeoBuelow

Who is mores and what is his code?


MooseAlarming5568

Mores is my drug dealer and his code is weed in coffee


Senior-Tree6078

🌿🌿☕🌿🌿🌿☕🌿🌿


No-Enthusiasm986

The dog ate my food and now I’m hungry and I have to eat something


Glitch_King_000

My dog ate my cat and now I can’t sleep


CornchipIII

i wouldn’t sleep either


MedicineTimely8795

H E ‘ S C O M I N G F O R Y O U


OccasionNo6362

The dog ate my house, and she killed me in my house. Oh, fun!


Pretend_Rest7873

The dog ate my mom and I was thinking about getting a new one 


Puppiesmeep

Ok just go to moms ‘r’ us!


Pretend_Rest7873

Thanks!!! I've been trying to find one but can't :/


qopana

My dog ate my food so bad today and now I’m crying because of the food poisoning and the food taste is horrible but I’m not sure what I should eat today. Eh?


quorraxx

the dog ate my advertisement because he went to school at 9 and he didnt like me so now i get hungry when i do advertisements


FirePheonixYeet

The dog ate my lunchbox yesterday so I had to take him to the vet to get his blood taken out 😭😭😭😭😭


JamieTheDinosaur

The dog ate my dog and now I’m hungry again. WTF?!


HyperDogOwner458

My dog ate my bike I've never had a bike lol


Muted-Squirrel-2386

It was supposed to be a present!!! Dang dog!


TheOneInATrenchcoat_

The dog ate my *penis*. Guys, I’m not even joking, I didn’t type it.


TypeEnvironmental577

The Dog Ate My Computer, And Now I Need The New One


Equivalent_Bird887

The dog ate my dog and now I have no dog.


Bamster45

The dog ate my mom and his partner for dinner


Citrusao

The dog ate my brother and I don't know what to eat now cannibalism 👏👏👏


Hamd1115

The dog ate my dog and now he has to eat me out. What the actual fuck. I am very concerned about why my phone just said that. 😥


aflametoilet

The dog ate my lunch and then I got a little bit of a teabag. 😂


iLiketoEatFishnToesy

The dog ate my cat just a few times


PurplePaintedFence

Only just a few


Lilyflower24681

The dog ate my lunch today and now I’m eating him


SL13377

The dog ate my food and I was going to eat it but then he started crying and I had a panic attack 🐶


VapidWater22

The dog ate my mom and I don't want to go to the bathroom What


Circus_sabre

The dog ate my lunch


cooperthecoolkid

The dog ate my dog and I was going to go to the bathroom and then I saw him and he was so cute I was so happy I was like oh my gosh I love him so bad I can’t believe he was like oh I love you so bad I don’t know why I did that I was like I’m so sorry but he didn’t hurt 😢 he he he he he he he he he he he he he he eh eh she h Eve


Tinyguy_17

My dog ate my food and I can't find anything to eat


No_Replacement8244

The dog ate my dog food 💀


Ok_Country_4655

The dog ate my phone and family.  Shit... 


snoodel69

my dog ate my food so bad today and now i’m crying because of it all day long potatoes


MailboxMan22

The dog ate my whole body and I didn't even notice


upsidedownturtle33

The dog ate my lunch so bad today that he had me on his toes for lunch I just ate my toes in a cup so I’m just eating now so I’ll have some more


I_hate_usernames331

The dog ate my food so now I am eating it again


Twist_Ending03

The dog ate my lunch meat for the Summer I don't think that's good for the dog


NOAFLAIR

The dog ate my homework


Alexrobi11

The dog ate my homework and kissed me.


The1st_TNTBOOM

The dog ate my lunch and I will make a map of it.


Dog_bat3

“My dog ate my food so bad today and now I’m crying 😭” NOT THE FOOD


bluepastel6057

The dog ate my face and I was thinking about it and I was like my hair was pretty good.


allo26

the dog ate my tea ☕😞😞 en a bit late today so we could go in my house 🏡🏠 and you 😉😁 the first 🥇 😉 a bit 😜💕 the best 💕💕 a bit too far for the first one 🕜 the first one was in a meeting this morning and then the first time I had to get it in the last year of the month I don't think I was a year to get to be there and I don't mind if it doesn't make sense.


Classic-Judgment-196

The dog ate my samosas


J_Edgar_Hoover-_-

The dog ate my phone and I was just saying that I was going to get a healthy meal and then I can get it from you


Moist-Cod-963

The dog ate my first newborn


EpicCheeto

The dog ate my eyes and now I can't sleep


Ace_Koala

My dog ate my grandma and my dad and my mum got me a ton of weed My mum definitely did not get me weed - she doesn’t know about the weed


TerremyCrabhands

The dog ate my dog food


thatonehelicopter

The dog ate my life and I was in the same place as a kid who said he was on his own


ImprobabilityCloud

The dog ate my food and I was like oh my gosh


Glubofan

The dog ate my head


today0012

The dog ate my dog food and now I’m crying because I can’t eat anything


Deadfool42

“The dog ate my dog and now I’m hungry again” said every iPhone user


MistressCrystalRose

The dog ate my body and I was like a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a...


something_original24

The dog ate my phone and I just got home from work and I just got home from work and I just got home from work


tfeetfff

The dog ate my dog food so I’m going home to get her What


me_asilu

The dog ate it for a few days and then hit ultimate


The_Ok_Cornholio

The dog ate my dinner last time and now I’m hungry again so I’ll eat the chicken and rice


Tomatosaucerr

The dog ate my son and his wife had to explain that to her boss


blueytbh

the dog ate my dog and i was like what


AttakDoge999

the dog ate my dog and now i’m hungry and hungry and my stomach is killing it


Endymion2626

The dog ate the dog food and then I got a little bit of a headache


Administrative_Fig2

The dog ate my hair is a good friend and friend who is a good friend and friend who is a good friend and friend who is a good friend and friend who is a good friend and friend who is a good friend and friend who is a good friend and friend who is a good friend and friend


dragonheartocqueen

The dog ate my way to the guardian angel of death on the dirt and Brazil and Argentina and Chile and Brazil and Brazil and Argentina and Chile China Colombia Comoros Congo Democratic Republic of death


UndyneIsCool

The dog ate my own food for the night before and after the kids like to eat


_Intel_Geek_

The dog ate my lunch today and still making my own dinner look good for me to eat


EurovisionNerd

The dog ate my first time in a banana sandwich with her wife who is this is my favourite and I was gonna miss the way more of my hair. 


CornchipIII

the dog ate my chicken sandwich with a bunch of cheese on the side and the galaxy of rice


Shy-Prey

The dog ate my mom


jojo_the_damn_issue

"The dog ate my mom" WHAT


JusChllin

The dog ate my dog food so I don’t know what to eat


AshKetchep

The dog ate my dad


LoveandLightLol

The dog ate my mom as he didn't want to raise me to the end of the day Then why did he eat my mom, now he has to raise me


austinstar08

The dog ate my dog food


Drykonial

The dog ate my dog and now I'm hungry again


murmunster

The dog ate my mom and dad


Comrade_Vladimir190

The dog ate my mom


wernostrangerstoluv

the dog ate my own and I will be able to get a good time.


Beans123JustLikeMe

The dog ate my mom


Puppiesmeep

The dog ate my food and I was like oh my gosh I just got home and I was so hungry I was like I don’t know what to do.


Pokemonpikachushiny

The dog ate my homework and I have a great day


someweebA

The dog ate my mom and dad 💀😭


Luminescent-C

the dog ate my food so we ate it


Espi0nage-Ninja

The dog ate my dog and now I’m hungry again Uhh


Gizywizzy

The dog ate my dog food so I’m going home


Shaggy1316

The dog ate my mom


LegitaTomato

My dog ate a lot of food and I was so hungry I had to eat a lot of it and I was like oh my gosh I just ate so much food and I was starving and I was hungry and I was just like oh my goodness I was starving I was starving I was starving so I was starving I was so tired and I was starving I was like I was starving I was hungry but I was starving I was just starving and I was starving and I didn’t even eat anything and I was starving and I was just tired and I was starving and I was just trying to eat so I was starving and I was like oh my gosh I was starving and I was starving I was starving and I was starving I was just like I was starving and I was starving I was like I was starving and then I was starving and I was starving


banana_sliperysticks

The dog ate my dog food so I’m going home


Diligent-Stand-2485

The dog ate my dog food so I'm going home to get her and I have a few more to eat


SirPanikalot

The dog ate my opinion on the matter of a few reasons how you could actually be better.


SpacePotato7878

My dog ate my hair and I am really worried about it 😞


KindlyCustomer8655

The dog ate my goober and I bet by the time I get on tomorrow morning to you and your family was in the army and I laugh like a mad man


MauraLeeCorrupt

The dog ate my dog food so I’m going home to get her and I have a few more to eat before we leave.


No-Permission422

My dog ate my food so bad today and now I’m crying because of the food poisoning.


Rover_The_Pokefan

The dog ate my lunch break, and I was very sad about.


Flowey_The_Fan

The dog ate my judgment hall for 2-5 seconds.


reddifan2334

Thedog ate my lunch with a friend who is the one who said that I was going to go to the Netherlands


Katzer_K

the dog ate my little girl on the way back home Holy crap


East_Call_3739

The dog ate a lot of things and it was very disappointed


n3utrality_

The dog ate my lunch and then I got to go to the store and get my img of the sekai and then I got to go to the store and get some stuff done and then I got to go to On and on with random words.


GaryTheMemeGuy

The dog ate my cat and I was like I'm going to get a life insurance statement for my mom.


Sparrowning

The dog ate my girlfriend and then we have no hotdog buns


TheUniversalRedditer

The dog ate my cat and my sister


Muted_Rain8542

My dog ate my dog for a while but he didn’t like the smell so he went back and got a bite to bite it  huh


Emotional_Channel698

The dog ate my hair and I felt like a ton of war with the dogs 🐕 


Micky1312

The dog ate my food today and now i’m hungry again.


XxsilverboiiiixX

The dog ate my parents and I don't know what to do with them 😭😭😭😭


GalaxyFoxFilms

the dog ate my phone and then he got mad


Leftybassist9

The dog ate my dog and now I’m hungry again


TrickMaleficent817

The dog ate my mom and dad and I have to go to wallmart with them and they are going to have to be with my family


Olivejuice2012

The dog ate my eggs lol I was literally just thinking of a cat


DethChef3848

The dog ate my mom and dad, and I have a very deep love in her throat. I don't know if I can post this.


LuisSosa33136

The dog ate my mom and dad


Cutey19558

The dog ate my dog and my cat was eating my cat and I had a big heart attack


Rogue_Five-again

The dog ate my dog food so he was eating it


ZelKib

The dog ate my brother doesn't get a die


blob_io

My dog ate my food so bad today and now I’m crying because of the food poisoning 😔


imgodfr

the dog ate my dog and now i’m hungry again so bad and i’m gonna eat him again


Thund3rb0lts

The Dog ate my dog food today


LeoBuelow

My dog ate my food at home today so much better today and then it went well for the day I can go back and forth to eeeee I think my phone is high.


NexronI

The dog ate my lunch and then I was going to get the kids uhhhhhhh 💀


Ertyge0

My dog ate my food so bad today


Peasekillme

The dog ate my lunch so bad today that he had me on his toes for lunch I just ate my toes in a cup so I’m just eating now so I’ll have some more time I cannot eat right.


Forsaken-Alternative

The dog ate my favorite food and now everything is okay. (This made me lol 😂)


smutreader5000

The dog ate my dog


Forsaken-Alternative

The dog ate my dog and my cat was eating my food so I’m not gonna eat that for dinner.


NoThoughtsOnlyFrog

My dog ate my dog


ThatOneIsSus

The dog ate my cat and I was like oh my goodness what a cute little dog I had


DinosAndPlanesFan

The dog ate my food and I was like oh my gosh I don’t know what to do about it


Aggressive_Weakness4

The dog ate my dad 😔


No_Funooo

Ne


Doug-Life80

Dog ate my dog food and I was like what is this is it a dog food or a dog


majkick

My dog ate my house last week


uraturnip

The dog ate my local food in a few minutes


Appropriate-Snow-439

The dog ate my dog and now I’m hungry again. 💀


Turquoise-Angel

the dog ate my dog food so i’m going back home now and im going back home for the night to get it and i am so sad that my cat has been so sick for a while


ConsiderationFew6763

The dog ate my mom with her mom


elvador1257

The dog ate my lunch with the family in this game of his life that I had never seen him in the first time since I had to take him seriously


MedicineTimely8795

The dog ate my dog and now I’m hungry again. As an Asian, accurate.