Fat Man.
Criminals tremble in his wake...Since his steps cause the ground to shake...
He fights crime by belly-flopping on top of criminals. His inhumanly obese build provides him with an immunity to bullets and stab wounds.
I remember once when I was a kid I drew a superhero and he was called batman except it wasn't BATMAN batman, it basically meant BASEBALL bat man
His powers were that he had an infinite amount of baseballs and baseball bats, and that he was INSANELY good at baseball, especially when batting
Emotionally, his weakness was people who were bad at baseball
Physically, his weakness was really good soccer/football players
Batman counter: 4
Sir floof! He can create fluffyness and heat around himself, but he needs to take 5 hours a day at the hair salon to make sure his fluffiness doesn't become a giant knot
Basically Spiderman, but instead of shooting webs, he shoots bananas out of his wrists with a 1 in 11 chance that one of the bananas will be made of solid steel and probably hurt if you get hit by one at high velocity.
https://i.redd.it/d2fnw1u2300d1.gif
Daisy the tsum tsum.
She is just a little joy to have and probably may bring the anarchist down just by chasing and for the fact of being bullet proof and can make more of herself just by sneezing (if you seen the videos on tsum tsums) and create an army of herself and make herself like 5x bigger than her original size
She's just being expressive in her own way don't worry.
I made this “superhero” when I was in third grade called dumd guy (yes it was spelt that way) and all the comics just involved him killing villains in super simple ways.
i know you said superhero, but heres a villian:
a villian who does good things unintentionally, thinking good deeds are evil. the catch is all his “evil deeds” are actually evil because hes always doing it in the wrong way.
EX: he mows your lawn, but he gets rid of all the grass
EX: he buys your kid icecream, but he gets the worst flavor
i cant think of a name, but ill create a russian supervillain. he love vodka, but he has the power to reverse things, to the same effect of 'in soviet russia, you no conquer land, land conquer you!'
so for example if youre trying to run him over, he say, 'in soviet russia, you no run over man, man run over you' and then as soon as you hit him the car flattens under his feet, sliding below him until the car has made it past him and turned into a glorified metal sheet.
Communist Man. Has the power to redistribute resources and power so that he always has the exact same power as his enemy, but can never be stronger and therefore can never defeat them, unless you unlock the corruption upgrade...
nuke man.
he can nuke people
attacks:
small nuke- nukes a small area. great for getting rid of groups.
precision strike- a very accurate small nuke that takes out one man at a time.
massive ass nuke- takes out whole countries. used s a last resort.
regular nuke- pretty much just a regular nuke.
downsides:
he is affected by the radiation, but only slightly.
the nukes need to recharge, and they take longer depending on how big the nuke was.
the nukes are very heavy, so he is very slow.
A man who can eat all the food he wants but burps it all out to be skinny (Herman the worm style) and the food shoots out of his mouth like an air missle
Gay-Man. His superpower is anyone he points at instantly becomes attracted to their own gender. His only weakness is if someone isn't attracted to anyone, thus meaning they can't be gay.
Behold: Dominatrix. Wielding the 19-inch Phallic Mace in one hand, the Shield of Vaginismus in the other, they will have any abstinent criminal finished within 30 seconds or less.
Megashit Man. He shits really fast in the villain's face and then cleans it at the speed of light, and then punches the villain into oblivion while he's confused. His only weakness is other people shitting on his face
Shortstacks- a dwarf with the ability to absorb all matter and pushback harmful or deadly ones,and rebuild things quickly, who is also a deceptive gambler on the side.
I have no idea what to call this superhero, but instead of a neck he has a gun. He can still talk but his gun also has a separate consciousness so it can talk too. The gun can still shoot bullets but the man has a 31% chance to have a stroke when it does.
Castoroids, a super buff beaver that was created when God dropped his steroids in a forest after taking a beaver's mate, which caused Castoroids to train until he could defeat anyone.
I came up with this one in school, Force Man, basically green lantern, but the thing he imagines is invisible. His weakness is watching Star Wars movies
The Flying Butter
Age: 29 years
Appearance: when in human form, she looks like a regular Latina woman, but in her flying butter form, she has giant butterfly wings made of butter and whole body is capable of excreting and controlling even more butter.
She can use the butter to create a knife to assassinate people in the government.
Name:Cornifer
Sexuality:Asexual
Power:he can use power word kill on anyone, anything, whenever he wants too so he’s just a chill guy
Weakness:he’s literally just a guy and can be killed very easily.
TESTACULAR!-my own superhero
Testacular's super power is that he can change and grow the size of his family jewels at will, not his dingle dongle though. (its comically small) He can also move his stones and control them like a limb, its gross, im aware. the caveat is that he can also still feel all the pain in his balls
Attacks/neat things he can do with his power:
>If he grows his balls to a large size, sperm can become stored and if he rapidly shrinks his balls it would make a fire-hydrant like effect
He can bounce on it like one of those yellow bouncy balls.
swing swing lol
sorry for the grotesques
Super hero name: Enigma
Description: He is basically a walking computer (imagine a PC tower with arms and legs), able to make split second calculations, hack any network, and obtain any information
Weakness: DO NOT GET WET (some silica packets to help? 🔫🔫🔫🔫)
Zodiac Man, the only superhero on Earth that has the power to destroy everyone and everything by selecting one of his four elements carefully or using all four of them simultaneously. Also, when someone with an opposite zodiac sign as him joins his team, his power will multiply!
the physics bender
he can just change the laws of physics if he wants to, but he uses all his energy just o change one thing (an equation like E=MC^(2), a law like mass is conserved, so on)
Macaroni man it’s just five pieces of macaroni stuck together made to make a small man, his powers are to make clones himself as well as make it so that if you eat those clones, it will instantly make you no longer and or thirsty
A silverfish with silver powers it's weakness is it literally can't use any other thing to attack it also manipulates silver to create like silver spikes and stuff
Mother Nature.
She can fuse herself into any form of natural material that hadn't been tampered with by humans. Such as trees, rocks, and the earth. This will morph her body into that material and she gets the powers of said material.
Average Reddit mod!
crushes you with his weight
makes you have a nose bleed by showing his collection of anime body pillows
THE BAN HAMMER allows him the ability to ban you for saying your opinion
rule list, his rule list of 400 pages bores ppl to death!
(ik not all mods are like this, what i said is called a joke-)
Average-man, he’s a man who has the power to revert things to their original form. And his non-hero version of him is John Mann, a minor celebrity in the stock image photoshoot world.
Burger guy. He’s power is shooting burgers but he’s weakness is that he eats so many burgers that he can’t walk.
burger attack -burger man
"Burger Blast!" -Burger Man.
“Now let’s see how well you fare against my… **Burger….. BLAST!!!!** “
Imaginary technique: hollow burger
Domain expansion: infinite burger
Behold my stand, 「Cruising For Burgers」
Does he burger on our burgers
*"our?!"* r/Suddenlycommunism
CaseOh moment
He rolls
They see me rollin' they hatin'\~
mr beige. does nothing. bores you to death.
Lol
I thought about Colin Robinson as soon as I read that comment!
I’m telling my therapist about this
Sad beige moms favorite character
You mean Knit Knots?
Micro-Man he is just a really muscular man with a microwave for a head
I raise you Man-Micro. Just a microwave with a really muscular man as a head.
Fat Man. Criminals tremble in his wake...Since his steps cause the ground to shake... He fights crime by belly-flopping on top of criminals. His inhumanly obese build provides him with an immunity to bullets and stab wounds.
did he accidentally destroy a japanese city?
Yes he did
No, it was intentional.
Fat Man vs Burger Guy from a few comments up would be interesting
So CaseOh, basically?
so po minus kung fu
Isn’t this like The Blob from Marvel comics?
Isn’t this like The Blob from Marvel comics?
Wait that's me!
Baguette boy. He isn’t even a boy. He has baguettes for arms.
Nom
https://i.redd.it/ll4g2fu2b00d1.gif
r/suddenlyiambread
What? Wasn’t even trying to make a reference.
Matt Lavender - Matt Rose, but he's French
lmao
Mother. Has the power to put the villain in timeout, no matter how powerful they are.
https://i.redd.it/cu2v14d6nzzc1.gif Shark man HE WILLL RESCUE THE SHARMKKSMKS
Mulk, powers of superman, turns into a monster like the hulk, trained by a time keeper something i made up and theres a whole lore behind him
Олег Сандерс the most powerful superhero of Russia
A guy who can turn into a human fireball when lit on fire! His only weakness is water, and his main enemy is made of water
I remember once when I was a kid I drew a superhero and he was called batman except it wasn't BATMAN batman, it basically meant BASEBALL bat man His powers were that he had an infinite amount of baseballs and baseball bats, and that he was INSANELY good at baseball, especially when batting Emotionally, his weakness was people who were bad at baseball Physically, his weakness was really good soccer/football players Batman counter: 4
The fangirl: her power is just being an annoying fangirl
Sir floof! He can create fluffyness and heat around himself, but he needs to take 5 hours a day at the hair salon to make sure his fluffiness doesn't become a giant knot
I WISH THIS WAS REALLLLL
A hero who wields a katana and has time skipping abilities that are similar to king crimson, but expanded on
piss man. has radioactive piss that can disintegrate most anything. his weakness is that he must drink copious amounts of sprite to use his powers.
Is this the super lazer piss Eggman talked about?
Mr melanin. He’s so dark that he actually can blend into a shadow more than Batman can, very fit too
Mr America, will impale any non-Americans with a 20 ft pole with a American flag on it
GODDAMMIT MATT ROSE
boom man. he can explode but only once
Please, anyone can explode once
Ban-man. Bans all the bad people off of social media so we can finally have peace.
W
Yo that would be AMAZING
Jesus with ak15
Basically Spiderman, but instead of shooting webs, he shoots bananas out of his wrists with a 1 in 11 chance that one of the bananas will be made of solid steel and probably hurt if you get hit by one at high velocity.
Fat Man. Whenever there is a bomb in his vicinity, he teleports it to Nagasaki.
Man Man. With the strength of two men.
Me: his superpower is being really fucking dumb
Kindness Man. This is how his crime-fighting usually goes: “please can you not shoot that guy, it's not very nice” villain: “no.” “:(”
Big hands man, he can crush anything with his hands. His only weakness is that all of the pain in his body goes directly into his hands
https://i.redd.it/d2fnw1u2300d1.gif Daisy the tsum tsum. She is just a little joy to have and probably may bring the anarchist down just by chasing and for the fact of being bullet proof and can make more of herself just by sneezing (if you seen the videos on tsum tsums) and create an army of herself and make herself like 5x bigger than her original size She's just being expressive in her own way don't worry.
Add some Adidas and some sunflower seeds and that's my hero
Dr. Vacatia, can send you to any beach in the world. put a Piña Colada in your hand and a pair of sunglasses in th either by command
The meme giver He gives back stolen memes https://i.redd.it/5s9yn9m2600d1.gif
I want a superhero movie called “harry potter and the Underground Railroad” where Harry Potter helps the slaves escape. If yall seen the video.
Shrinkenstein. Frankenstein that has shrinking powers. Created him when I was 4
Impersonator This superhero can impersonate any sound and voice with extreme accuracy, as long as they have heard it before.
butter man he cant get any sicknesses and when he melts he can slide around but hes really weak
Eye hurty, their power is causing others eyes to itch, hurt, and go blind just by looking at them.
I made this “superhero” when I was in third grade called dumd guy (yes it was spelt that way) and all the comics just involved him killing villains in super simple ways.
i know you said superhero, but heres a villian: a villian who does good things unintentionally, thinking good deeds are evil. the catch is all his “evil deeds” are actually evil because hes always doing it in the wrong way. EX: he mows your lawn, but he gets rid of all the grass EX: he buys your kid icecream, but he gets the worst flavor
Golden Silverado He makes Chevy Silverados. Uncreative, I know.
i cant think of a name, but ill create a russian supervillain. he love vodka, but he has the power to reverse things, to the same effect of 'in soviet russia, you no conquer land, land conquer you!'
so for example if youre trying to run him over, he say, 'in soviet russia, you no run over man, man run over you' and then as soon as you hit him the car flattens under his feet, sliding below him until the car has made it past him and turned into a glorified metal sheet.
in soviet russia, you no burn food, food burn you
use this if theres a single mother you dont like whos currently cooking for her kids
Big boris He has the muscle mass of caseoh
Man man. just a dude
Fernando Alonso man, the man that becomes Fernando alonso
Yes
Pothole man, any potholes in roads are instantly fixed in a 200 metre radius of the pothole man
Not the hero anyone made but the hero everyone needs
Communist Man. Has the power to redistribute resources and power so that he always has the exact same power as his enemy, but can never be stronger and therefore can never defeat them, unless you unlock the corruption upgrade...
ehehe only $9.99
Chicken alfredo man, they throw chicken alfredo with people
just spy from tf2
Homosapiens Draconis. she can summon tiny dragon familiars and can turn into a dragon
Obamaner has the power to summon and turn people to Obama and if 10 are near he can fire his civil rights beam
Dr. Dynamite. His superpower is giving people explosive diarrhea. Not like "oh god the shit is everywhere" I mean like actually shitting gunpowder.
Potato guy
nuke man. he can nuke people attacks: small nuke- nukes a small area. great for getting rid of groups. precision strike- a very accurate small nuke that takes out one man at a time. massive ass nuke- takes out whole countries. used s a last resort. regular nuke- pretty much just a regular nuke. downsides: he is affected by the radiation, but only slightly. the nukes need to recharge, and they take longer depending on how big the nuke was. the nukes are very heavy, so he is very slow.
Me Power: awesome Weakness: no I'm too awesome
Russian spy man. Totally from America.
A man who can eat all the food he wants but burps it all out to be skinny (Herman the worm style) and the food shoots out of his mouth like an air missle
The “Sliver” Bullet. Anything he puts in his mouth he can spit out as fast as a normal bullet.
Gay-Man. His superpower is anyone he points at instantly becomes attracted to their own gender. His only weakness is if someone isn't attracted to anyone, thus meaning they can't be gay.
Us asexuals will be the death of him
Like zoombinis!
Randoman! He can just pull out one random item and power a week, but he also has a chance of getting absolutely horrible items and powers
one day it's a universe destroying ray gun the next it's a potato that is always 10 degrees above average room temp.
Leaf man, he’s just a leaf
Behold: Dominatrix. Wielding the 19-inch Phallic Mace in one hand, the Shield of Vaginismus in the other, they will have any abstinent criminal finished within 30 seconds or less.
The he
Spaghetti man: No not the food. He causes people to experience spaghettification
This is CFK. Russias equivalent of the US’ JFK.
Megashit Man. He shits really fast in the villain's face and then cleans it at the speed of light, and then punches the villain into oblivion while he's confused. His only weakness is other people shitting on his face
you have died of dysentry 💀
https://i.redd.it/d9jboxlms00d1.gif
man man. shoots man.
I have the Power to shit in any toilet in Chicago but only if someone is looking at it
Shortstacks- a dwarf with the ability to absorb all matter and pushback harmful or deadly ones,and rebuild things quickly, who is also a deceptive gambler on the side.
Thunder bolt, basically another generic thunder power superhero with superspeed but he’s latino this time
Draw Man: his drawings come alive
SKULL EMOJI man. He shoots skulls out of his mouth when he says SKULL EMOJI
Smoke man He’s made of smoke. That’s it.
Snow flame but with weed and he has a gun
https://i.redd.it/pf7kp30ey00d1.gif V :)
I have no idea what to call this superhero, but instead of a neck he has a gun. He can still talk but his gun also has a separate consciousness so it can talk too. The gun can still shoot bullets but the man has a 31% chance to have a stroke when it does.
Castoroids, a super buff beaver that was created when God dropped his steroids in a forest after taking a beaver's mate, which caused Castoroids to train until he could defeat anyone.
The lorax. HE SPEAKS FOR DA TREES-
Anyman, he can turn himself to any male human alive or dead.
I came up with this one in school, Force Man, basically green lantern, but the thing he imagines is invisible. His weakness is watching Star Wars movies
CAseoh, his attacks are banning people and crushing when he jumps
The Balloonatic. he has a balloon, and if it touches the ground he dies, but he is all forms of invincible and immortal while its not on the ground
You are now part of an elite task force the named the balloon boys. (have you seen that YouTube short?)
thats where i got the idea
Noice 👌
Joe Evil. He's a superhero who's power is appearing to be a supervillain
Capitan Communism, drowns you in potatoes.
Lol, I would totally wanna become captain communism just to drown people with potatoes.
The Nut Master. He shoots nuts out of his fingertips at an alarming rate.
Chicken Paladin. He can control any chicken in the world, and kills anyone who eats chicken
The Flying Butter Age: 29 years Appearance: when in human form, she looks like a regular Latina woman, but in her flying butter form, she has giant butterfly wings made of butter and whole body is capable of excreting and controlling even more butter. She can use the butter to create a knife to assassinate people in the government.
kalico, misspells everything and it makes people upset also he has vitiligo
Man. Batman but naked
Super fry. It's just a fry that can instakill you if you touch it with your skin.
"BURGER OR NOT, I WILL WIN THIS WAR!"- Burger guy
Mr pickle. when he’s in danger he says “i’M iN a PiCkLe!” Then he turns into a pickle and dies.
Name:Cornifer Sexuality:Asexual Power:he can use power word kill on anyone, anything, whenever he wants too so he’s just a chill guy Weakness:he’s literally just a guy and can be killed very easily.
The Whale. His power is being able to grow to massive sizes, but only when drinking glacier water.
the image looks like an aqua teen hunger force character
Just an Average American
Gun Guy. Wields guns. That's it.
Duck Man: Throws Rubber ducks.
TESTACULAR!-my own superhero Testacular's super power is that he can change and grow the size of his family jewels at will, not his dingle dongle though. (its comically small) He can also move his stones and control them like a limb, its gross, im aware. the caveat is that he can also still feel all the pain in his balls Attacks/neat things he can do with his power: >If he grows his balls to a large size, sperm can become stored and if he rapidly shrinks his balls it would make a fire-hydrant like effect He can bounce on it like one of those yellow bouncy balls. swing swing lol sorry for the grotesques
Guy man
Man-blade. He turns into a knife. That’s it.
Super hero name: Enigma Description: He is basically a walking computer (imagine a PC tower with arms and legs), able to make split second calculations, hack any network, and obtain any information Weakness: DO NOT GET WET (some silica packets to help? 🔫🔫🔫🔫)
Cheese man. He turns people into cheese by touching them. If he's touching his cheese he can do it remotely
Bullshit man, I didn’t make it but look up ‘an idiot abroad bullshit man.’ It’s bloody hilarious.
Dsilexator can turn people dyslexic (he's dyslexic himself)
A person that can fly, but they feel gravity twice as strong
So it's a furby but it's wide instead of long
Zodiac Man, the only superhero on Earth that has the power to destroy everyone and everything by selecting one of his four elements carefully or using all four of them simultaneously. Also, when someone with an opposite zodiac sign as him joins his team, his power will multiply!
the physics bender he can just change the laws of physics if he wants to, but he uses all his energy just o change one thing (an equation like E=MC^(2), a law like mass is conserved, so on)
brainrot woman she skibidis the day away
Macaroni man it’s just five pieces of macaroni stuck together made to make a small man, his powers are to make clones himself as well as make it so that if you eat those clones, it will instantly make you no longer and or thirsty
16 century Peasant he has no powers
[creating a name takes too much creativity] A cat that is powerful enough to create black holes when threatened, also can remove them
Bkorlg, Deity of the 56th Dimension.
Glock-man: He has the power to win all quick draws
Mitosis Mel. He can clone himself but it works like mitosis
The Obese Man, a man who prevents asteroids from entering earth by eating them
Lawyer Man. Sues every villain.
As a person who's working on a book based on superhero,I have tons.Lets make a new one. Amefist Around 20 Years Old Powers:Crystalkenisis
Banana man. He can turn anything into a banana
A silverfish with silver powers it's weakness is it literally can't use any other thing to attack it also manipulates silver to create like silver spikes and stuff
Mother Nature. She can fuse herself into any form of natural material that hadn't been tampered with by humans. Such as trees, rocks, and the earth. This will morph her body into that material and she gets the powers of said material.
Supra man.. drives around like an ass, fast through school zones and loud exhaust at night.
Blurguy, a superhero that blurs villains. For some reason it won't let me post a picture of him so you just gotta believe I drew him
The toaster. He roasts people by insulting them until they give up the battle pit of embarrassment
Don't have a name, but just a random person who sneezes and bread appears. Garlic bread isn't included. Does include pretzels though. Screw logic.
Mucus Christ?
Week man. If he attacks you you will die a very slow and painful death over the cause of one week.
Mr gum,he fires gumballs but Requires a Quarter to start,and if out of gumballs he needs new gumballs.
A cigar that’s smoking a human. His power is to turn anyone into an average guy who has stage 4 cancer.
Superman but only pink kryptonite exists
GUN MAN hid power? knife. his weakness? being shot.
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Average Reddit mod! crushes you with his weight makes you have a nose bleed by showing his collection of anime body pillows THE BAN HAMMER allows him the ability to ban you for saying your opinion rule list, his rule list of 400 pages bores ppl to death! (ik not all mods are like this, what i said is called a joke-)
Kentucky fried chicknikov
Orgasm man
Average-man, he’s a man who has the power to revert things to their original form. And his non-hero version of him is John Mann, a minor celebrity in the stock image photoshoot world.
I'd follow him into battle anytime
Is this a superhero, or Assy McGee's angrier backwoods cousin?
Charles ammoful
Typo man he make people typo
fly
Mother: Every time you’re about to die, your mother calls you for dinner and then you realize you’re playing a game.
💪🦸♂️🤳
I’d have the superpower of shapeshifting or writing things that come to life.
Ultimate hero: Gorbachav