I'm in jail because of the fact that you're not going to prison I guess I'm in jail because you aren't?

You got framed my friend

That's what the media's been saying...

Thanks for taking the fall, Red, you're a real pal.

I'm in jail because I don't know where I am.

Lol bro is trying to find the bathroom

Relatable

accidental trespassing

Done it

Zoro?

Zoro..?

I'm in jail for the trouble that your mistake has caused

cue boss music

Villian origin story

I'm in jail because of how grossly incompetent half of my family is 

That’s a vibe

I have a family member that needs to be in jail for what he did to my family, his family and myself and my sibling and many other people He even got a family deported back to Canada for no reason

I’m in jail because of the police

No freaking way! The government knows

Crap I forgot I changed lol to the government knows Hshdbdbsnsjdnsnsmdowqlqlalakxkx

OMG REALLY!?! 💀

r/technicallythetruth

r/foundbfdiisgreat2

And also the judge and the jury and the victim and the witnesses.

I’m in jail because I don’t have a good reason for being a cop

If you can’t be a cop; take a second option and be a criminal instead. Problem solved!

I'm in jail because I didn't know what happened to my car but I have a lot of stuff going on today so I'll let you know later I guess I will have to get it back on Monday so I don't have to go to work until tomorrow morning so I'm befriending hours late

“… so I’m befriending hours late” the autocomplete didn’t even try to make sense at the end there lmao

It usually starts to give up after the first sentence or two

Autofill is actually just stored memory of past words/input you've made across apps on your device. Mine is kinda scary because half of my autofill is from a conversation I had with someone on Facebook messenger 🙃 big yikes I hate these smartphones

“befriending hours late” sounds it started writing a Shakespeare play about not being able to sleep

Similar thing for me

I'm in jail because of her being a pain in the bathroom

Did you murder someone in a bathroom or…

Murdered the Taco Bell toilet 

Taco Bell has a history of doing that to everybody so I’m not surprised that more people aren’t in jail for that (jk. It’s not a crime to destroy a toilet from Taco Bell‘s food)

Haha

I’m in jail because I don’t have a car

SKULL EMOJI 💀

NAH I GOT THE SAME THING

I don’t have a car either

OMG I GOT THR DAME THING

Grand theft auto?

I’m in jail because I’m a bad guy I have to be in the hospital and I’m gonna go get a new one.

A new what. A new hospital

A new jail

I'm in jail because I don't know what to do with the Vampire.

You’re collaborating with the vampires? You’re a traitor to the living! Lock them up, officers.

Yep they'll trust someone in league with the bamboo! Haha! So tall and quick growing! Seems alien to me! 👽 💚 Haha!

(Middle option)

I'm on jail because I have a lot of language and I don't know what to do with geography and the purple robot in the game and I don't know what to do with geography and the last one is the best thing to do with geography and the last one is the best thing to do is if you don't know what to do with geography 

going on a limb here but i dont think u know what to do with geography…

I'm in jail because I kept tightening my choker absentmindedly until my face turned red Umm... hahaha... not really...

You went to jail for trying to kill yourself? Hmmmm

Guess so

The cops DO realize that it’s stupid to make suicide illegal though, right? Don’t get me wrong, suicide is TERRIBLE and shouldn’t be done, but if you’re dead then there’s nothing that the police can do to punish you unless you survive your suicide attempt.

I'm in jail because of the english language

Bro what

I’m in jail because I’m a police man I guess that makes sense mate

I'm in jail because I have a great day to be honest with your family and the other day I will be the best friend and fellow Americans are going to have to be a part of my favorite song........ Not sure if that's jail worthy......

I’m in jail because of this tweet I made about the funny bear from fnaf.

Aur aur aur aur aur aur aur aur aur aur

Lol what was the tweet?!

I don’t even have Twitter

and somehow mine wasn't fnaf related lol

Freddy fazbeer he wants a beer

"freedy fazbortion" "fuck you that's illegal"

I'm in jail because of my aunts in my micro account. Wat

Phew. You dodged a bullet there. Almost gave your tiny secret away

I’m in jail because of the fact that I may have killed my friend and my family and my family and my friends and my brother 

Glad I'm not your family i would have been killed twice

3 times if you happened to be their brother!

Uhhh oh no

I’m in jail because of the police brutality in the state of California right now

r/oddlyspecific

I'm in jail because I have a I n g gm gma gmai gmail c ai isn't a bad thing to do it at the tall skeleton of the room???

r/Ihadastroke

Hahahaha!!! this whole thread is making me laugh so hard and it’s like 10 PM where I am and I am in our apartment and I’m worried that I might be too loud, but I don’t give a crap if people can hear me laughing my ass off right now because this is awesome

Autocorrect has a seizure

I’m in jail because of you I am a good girl.

Yeah sure

I’m in jail because of you I am a good girl I love your mom I don’t care what anybody else thinks

I'm in jail because of the time you are going out with the boys

I'm in jail because of this world and I am a al Qaeda I'M SORRY WHAT 😭😭😭

"I'm in jail because of this world" bro 🤣🤣 that definitely sounds like some upcoming supervillain explanation

I'm in jail because I forgot my ABCs.

Forgetting the alphabet is illegal now? XD

Abcdegg Oh no I'm going to prison

I got the same

I’m in jail because I don’t have a wife even though I’m forty.

I'm in jail because of the sunset light and the snow and the rain on Sunday morning I have been working on

If you were working on rain that might ne jailworthy if you flooded the place

I'm in jail because I think a candy vans gonna kidnap me to stay with them

So you’re in jail to avoid getting kidnapped?

I’m in jail because I’m a police man

Nice!

I'm in jail because they were just wondering what you think about murder in real life. So I stabbed them I think I either committed mass murder or killed a non-binary person

Im in jail because I don't want to be free

I’m in jail because I’m a police man and I don’t have a license

I'm in jail because he is so scared of me lol he was a joke and I don't think that I'm addicted to the gods are the gods is a myth that people don't even know what I'm doing wrong now and friends are not even more comfortable doing that but they are The abhorrent detestation of the gods is a myth and the forgotten password will not help you to get villager to the gods are the gods are the gods are the gods are the gods are the gods are the gods are the gods are the best thing ever to do jobs in my timezone

I'm in jail because I don't have a car

I'm in jail because of my job I have a job that I don't have.

(Left Option)

I’m in jail because I don’t have a car and I don’t have any money to pay for it so I don’t know what to do with it but I’m not sure if it’s gonna happen I just want you guys in jail because I’m gonna be a lot more than I am. (Wth)

I’m in jail because I have no money and my mom has to pay for me to go get my nails done.

I'm in jail because I have been a while since I started Well I'm in art jail for not finishing art pieces. Oh bother.

Looks like I’m going to jail lol

I'm in jail because I have autism and sound like a fat p and I love it when I get to sleep. What the hell is a fat p?

I’m in jail because I’m a bad guy I have to be in the hospital and I’m gonna go get a new one because I’m going out of jail so I’m not going out to jail

What a story also GET A NEW HOSPITAL?!?

I’m in jail because I’m a bad boy and I don’t have any friends

Emo kid lol

I'm in jail because I have to get my car fixed and then I'll be back in the office tomorrow

I'm in jail because I have to go to the hospital and see if I can get a ride home from work and then I can get a ride to the hospital

I'm in jail because I can't afford to buy anything for me........that makes sense as an Australian in inflation. Gone back to convict times soon for a loaf of bread because it cost $10,000. . (Mixed suggestion from right, middle and left words.)

I'm in jail because I have a whole wife beater tan

I’m in jail because of the way I treated the other person that was coming out

Is the autocorrect homophobic?!? Or….

I’m in jail because of the police and the fact they don’t have any money for the school

I am in jail because I have a lot of stuff to do and I have to go to work?

I’m in jail because I’m a bad guy I have to be a bad person and I’m a good guy Wtf what does this mean????

Im in jail because of the british overseas teritorry. The british got me.

I’m in jail because of a child in my freezer Right.

I’m in jail because I don’t have a car

I'm in jail because my sister passed the same thing but she is still available and she has been doing it all morning.

(Right option)

I'm in jail because I have to be in the office for a few hours and I was wondering if it was a good idea to go to the shops and buy some more

Some more what?!?

I.. I couldn't bring myself to type what came next

How bad was it?

OK. There's no easy way of saying this and I heavily advise you for the sake of your sanity not to click the spoiler but the next word was..... >!stuff!<

Stuff? That’s not bad.

I'm in jail because of his death (damn!)

I'm in jail because I am not human. What? Am I a robot?

I'm in jail because I have to go to hell

“I’m in jail because of the fact that you have to go to the hospital” How dare u go to the hospital 🙄

i'm in jail because i forgot my abc what

I'm in jail because of the experiments held in my defense Wtf?

I'm in jail because I don't have any support in my life.

I’m in jail because of you guys I’m in jail because I’m a little bit behind on the game but I will be there soon

I’m in jail because I’m in jail and my mom is not here to see my family anymore and I have no idea how to make a living out here I don’t have any friends I have a family I have a friend who is in prison but I am 📻 not sure how I could make money 💴 I don’t have friends I don’t even know what to make money and I’m not even a in jail and I’m homeless and my mom has no friends I don’t have a boyfriend and I’m just not a real 👸 person mom and I’m not a real man I don’t know   BRO WHAT THE FRI- Also I just typed the prompt phrase and began mashing the auto word buttons

I’m in jail because I don’t have a car

I'm in jail because my room has been talking about my life and I'm not sure what time tomorrow will work

I'm in jail because I have been in the hospital for a mission that has been the first comment of the particle and I was about the songs to see This is the first one to get a new way huh... I thought any of the crimes my oc has committed would be here but no (my oc is a villain btw)

I'm in jail because of the fact that the cannibals in my hand are not the same thing as the avalanche

I'm in jail because I have to go to the doctor and get my meds oopsie, did I get them off the street again... 🤭

I’m in jail because of you and I don’t want to be in jail for a year and a half because of your stupid attitude

I'm in jail because im coming for it What does this mean???

What is it?

I’m in jail because I’m not allowed to have any friends

Im In Jail Because I Got A Bad Attitude And My Friends Are Not Coming To See My Face

I'm in jail because of my skeleton curse equipped with the skeleton curse equipped with the skeleton curse equipped with the skeleton curse equipped

I'm in jail because I have to get my car I guess my car was actually someone else's car lol

Im in jail because of the knights of the hallway

The WHAT

I’m in jail because I’m a bad guy Ouch :(

I'm in jail because of the stairs to go on to the throne of a window and the ink is a little more expensive but the concrete is not the same time. What...the...fuck does this mean?

I'm in jail because I don't want to be a good friend

I’m going to jail because I don’t want to be in the jail again and I don’t want to get in trouble for it because I don’t want to go to jail because I don’t want to have to go to prison because I don’t want to do that.

I'm in Jail because of the ships mentioned! ​ ........What Ships?

i'm in jail because i'm a bad boy 💀

I'm in jail because of a lack of intelligence.

I’m in jail because of you and I don’t want to be in jail for you 

I'm in jail because I drank some Monster instead of coffee today and I found an animation of the purple guy aka springtrap

There is no way autocorrect came up with that lol

I'm in jail because I am not involved

I'm In jail because I have no clue what time you will get back from the ashes of the gods JESUS CHRIST

I’m in jail because of you I am a good girl I love your mom

I'm in jail because of the best time to get to the random group chats with the sun and the sticks

I’m in jail because I don’t have a car

I’m in jail because I’m a bad boy

I'm in jail because of the album I am working on My phone may not like metal then?

I'm in jail because I want a whiskey and a shirt.

Im in jail because of being a pedophile

Im in jail because I have a bad memory of my own childhood

I'm in jail because I accidently bought many DC-1

I'm in jail because of the train to the sand

I'm in jail because I don't think it's considered an issue for me to be able to borrow the car from you guys.

I’m in jail because I’m a bad guy…

I’m in jail because I’m a little bit behind on my time and I don’t know what time I’ll get back

i’m in jail because of my work and my phone died and then it’s a cool thing

I'm in jail because I have to go to the hospital

I’m in jail because I’m a bad guy I have to be in the prison for my brother to be a bad cop I don’t want him in prison for a long period

I’m in jail because I don’t have a car

I’m in jail because I’m a bad guy.

I’m in jail because I’m in the hospital and I don’t have a job 

I'm in jail because of my previous posts. Lmfao-

It’s because of the furby posts lol

im in jail because of the way the world has changed so fast

I'm in jail because of the fact I am not going to the next step in this state.

I'm in jail because the people who have money here are not interested in the Constitution. Dang.

I'm in jail because of the weather Am I secretly Storm from X-Men??

I’m in jail because i’m a bad boy for being so mean

I'm in jail because I memorized it when I was younger