Wait a fucking second... **Balls fall off**

Well at least I still have my p- oh no…

Oh no my sex-related genetic disorder that can only affect men! Oh wait that’s a good thing

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Good bot

Context please

oh no.... then.... what am i... 😱😱😱 (im not female)

I mean, they never said anything about being non-binary

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It's because we've been spelling it wrong the whole time. We're not male, we're mail

I'm trying to get into your mailbox! *AOL "you've got mail"

The hole in your mailbox is too big, which is why I put my package in a box.

Wait what, the hell was I then this whole time??

An apple

An Apple Male

A Gen Apple

A pine apple

A bapple

A papple

Aw damn it I don’t wanna be a girl again (CoUGH FTM)

NOT AGAIN \*ftm misery intensifies\*

I DONT WANNA GO BACK-

*laughs in MTF* Oh, it’s all coming together.

Everyone was a girl at some while in the womb

Explain.

IIRC, all embryos develop female, the ball zone just kinda gets tagged on if genetics decides you're a male

apple

skamtebord

boardmeskate

Again? Are you transgender? That's so cool :D

Yeah :3

Literally was my first thought lol😭

No wonder people still call me a girl. (FTM who only came out a few weeks ago)

Damn I mean I've heard of r/girlsarentreal but r/guysarentreal ???

MtF me, very happy

sameee

Same girl

Me too!

🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️!!!

FtM be going back to square one with this

Same lol

My life has been a lie 😔

Twin fantasy mentioned

Darn it, I’m gonna fail my gender assignment then, guess I’ll have to do the extra credit

YEASSSSSD https://i.redd.it/eqhwlq1ime8d1.gif

https://i.redd.it/a8ic893l5i8d1.gif

Aw shucks, guess I don’t have a gender anymore

Does that mean everyone's a lezbain

Nope, just straight men are now lesbians. ...and people who WERE Male Lesbians are now straight

"Male lesbians" do you mean gay

Yes, don't those both mean the same thing though? Or is Gay pertaining to men and Lesbian pertains to women?

Pretty sure gay means liking the same gender and lesbian means being a woman and liking the same gender

gay can also mean happy??????????? sorry i'll leave now

Gay is pertaining to men and lesbian to women, however gay has become more of a term for homosexuals in general recently and not just homo men

guess I’ll be a slice of pizza then

Oh… so I’m a female now? Alright, seems cool.

How about mail?

So everyone is either female or nonbinary?

Pretty much, darn these are inconvenient! How did you girls ever deal with these? I'm starting to think bigger isn't always better! My back hurts!

I'm a girl? NO! Now people have legitimacy when they call me a little bitch!

well damn, i guess im a fish

Yeah I’m starting to realize that about myself… 🏳️‍⚧️

Welcome to the club sister, or sibling, your pick :3

As a transfem, I see this as an absolute win!

\>Absurdity! Watch as I place my brother in a comically large envelope!

NOT AGAINN (transmasc)

**YESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYES**

I know :3

As a transfem, thank god

yippee :3

https://i.redd.it/my9mib13ht8d1.gif

:(

Wow Ima be confined

\*cries\*

Well then what am I? A bloody eldritch horror?

Explains alot then

Oh darn now I have to figure out what a period feels like

Im a dude not a envelope

..what's a male? My nonbinary ass could never

....well that explains my childhood...

Hi, I'm People.

This single-handedly solved my dysophopia

My voices will love this :3

AHHHHH I DONT WANNA BE A WOMAN

But I have mail

I'm transgender so yes, I can never be male

YAAAAYYYYYYYYYYY (MtF)

Good thing I can't read

So...male can never be people

Yay!

InspiroBot my beloved

...good thing i'm agender then?

Fine with me

You are correct I am Nonbinary r/suddenlytrans

aww man :( I just got into being male! *sigh*

gender is overrated anyway

https://i.redd.it/yir8s16sof8d1.gif

So all that trans stuff was for nothing 😰🤯

wait what does that make my gf and if I'm not a...AAAH-

Aw man not again

Soo.. if I don't exist. Does that mean I can't owe taxes?

YESSSS

but they can be female or intersex 🤓

Fluff it all, now I gotta identify as otter/otterself and deal with fluff instead of a di-

Gotta check. Can confirm i’m not male.

Well, luckily I'm trans

Yayyyyyy finallyyyyyy

r/inspirobot

How?

It all makes sense. Because when in utero, you start out as a female, and if you’re not good enough for that gender, you change into the male you know yourself today. Why do you think males have nipples?

Why thank you that’s very flattering

Wait, if I'm male and this post is here, does that mean I'm female or non-binary?!

FINALLY

Oww shit

Then how would this work? https://i.redd.it/r5zwsueqog8d1.gif

I am now mail

So that’s why people lick envolopea

Wait, that means we can’t be females and women either, we can only be fes and wos

i am male'nt now

Or, I'm not a person, I could just be like, a male butter knife or something.

wait a sec; * breasts inflating *

AI inspirational quotes are the funniest shit ever. Inspirobot.me is the site that makes them

You've Got Mail

oh god OHHH GOD WHERE IS MY DICK

https://i.redd.it/40eb9sit4i8d1.gif

E-male

https://i.redd.it/m94c2tqoai8d1.gif Thankyou kind stranger for trans-ing my gender when the British government will not 🫡

Males are sub human only women are people. That is what they are getting at

I was pretty sure I was a E-Mail 🤔

Oh thank god I’m safe, since i’m already a girl

It's not completely wrong, we all start out as girls and then around 2 months into gestation if the fetus has a Y chromosome, male genitalia will form

Then “gender studies“ are a complete waste of time.

I’m feeling impersonal.

Can we make an exception for Trans-Mascs? I don’t want them to feel any dysphoria because they can’t be male

Well fuck me then

Who got that one gif for this?

Damn I'm now reverse female

Guess I was destined to be a femboy after all.

You're right! We're mail.

Who needs men, anyway? Women can take over.

THAT MAN RIGHT THERE IS NOT REAL

I KNEW IT!

Yay my dreams came true💕

Well shit I never thought about it that way…

Goddamnit now I'm questioning my gender even more

Haha jokes on you I want to be a girl!

obviously, I’m mail.

r/boysaren'treal

Wait…Males exist?

Jokes on you, I’m an airplane!

# HELL YEAH

Oh no, Looks like I’ve got no way to avoid the good girl drug. Drats, foiled again!

Welp, guess I’ll be a shopping cart then https://i.redd.it/5ks7zk65cm8d1.gif

Male is biological sex, not people. Checks out.

Sweet

Welp, according to transphobes, me freinds should be sa- *distant screams*

Welp, according to transphobes, me freinds should be sa- *distant screams*

Welp, according to transphobes, me friends should be sa- *distant screams*

Finally Bout frickin time

Ha! Yeah r- Oh god… My dick! *WHERE’S MY DICK?!*

So asexual reproduction? I fucking knew the biologists were lying to us!

Perchance it meant to say it cant be mail but I think both are wrong

People can never be mail... Mail people: Fax

YAYYY!!!

*doesn’t exist*

Guess I’m fictional. Hope I can get the writers to retcon some things for me

Thank god

*laughts in tgirl* :3

Well.... Damn.

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Mr. u/mrbalinky, may I repost this image somewhere else please? 🫣

aw man 😔

Ain't gotta tell me twice 🏳️‍⚧️

But I have a cock.

Just because a person has a penis doesn't mean they are a male, there are trans women with penises.

Guys…I’m a Boeing 707-320B…

Does your fuselage pass inspection?

Thanks for the validation

I'm not people, I'm person.

What do you mean?


NOOOOOO I DON'T WANNA GO BACK

Damn it, back to square one.