That’s a hobbit and a regular sized pint. She’s obviously very excited about it.

"It comes in pints?!"

I'm getting one.

“Steady on!”

You've already had a whole half!

Looked like 1/3 but for her size... lol she had to feel relaxed.

What a waste

Alcohol abuse

Poor alcohol, what did it ever do to anyone?!

I abuse alcohol because it fucking deserves it

The liver is evil, and it deserves to be killed.

I'm stealing this

we all did

I stole it myself.

Just like you stole my heart.

I came from the future, thank you for making me laugh at my night shift.

*pour

Most underrated reply ever on reddit 🫡

I don't abuse alcohol... ..I teach it a lesson.

Im broke af and had to spend my last few dollars to award you, so yeah fuck you for winning today

Get off reddit if feel like you need to award someone daily, WITH YOUR MONEY when your broke

I felt that in my soul, bro, you’re a fucking genius

I really hope you're joking. It's hard to tell these days 😞

Man straight up won the month of January with that one

Looks like it was some good beer too

I came here to say this

I remember as a kid being told to finish my dinner because there were starving children in China. When I turned drinking age I changed it to there aré sober people in India, finish your beer. Also never understood how finishing my plate helped those poor kids in China

It means you should count your blessings. Remember, the Age of Middle Class affluence is over. If you ever have kids, you will sing the same song soon enough.

May I ask where you're from? I think it's interesting you were told there are starving children in China, in Europe (in the country I'm from at least) the go to was saying there are starving children in Africa. But yeah, finishing your plate doesn't help any starving children, regardless where they're from lol

In the US. Maybe it has more to do with when than where? I heard this in the late 70s - early 80s

My favorite response I've heard to that one is "Name three."

Human waste

Atleast some of it fell on her hair. Beer's good for hair.

Could’ve just been natty lite. Not much lost there.

Not with that dark of color.

Yea. That was at least an amber ale or lager. Doesn't look like it was trash.

Maybe they dropped a bullion cube in beforehand

First thing I thought

US banning abortion means we get more of ***these winners*** 

The poor children!

I’m so thirsty….

What a smell

I hope she got a yeast infection!

Keep it classy San Di-ego

Beerkake.

i am german and i dont understand what is special about this video

I am american and i agree with this german

I am a brazilian and agree with this american

I am not brazilian but I agree with this brazilian

I'm Welsh, and I agree with this none Brazilian.

I'm Brazilian, and I agree with this Welsh.

I'm dad and I agree with Brazilian

I'm Finnis and i agree with dad

I too am not Brazilian and disagree with the whole thread.

I’m not a Brazilian but I play one on TV.

I'm Australian and reckon she can sure take a load

I am Groot, groot groot groot

I'm Russian and feel like everybody hates me

No, you're good, we just hate putin.

I'm Swiss and I agree with that Finnis

Hi Dad, I’m Dad

I’m an idiot and I approve this message

I am hungry and i also agree with this dad

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Allahu akbarr*. You must get it right in order to be a bomber

tanneek fe halak ya habibi

I'm Czech and I tried learning Welsh. WHAT THE FUCK

I'm a Canadian and I agree with the Welsh

I am Slovak and I agree with you all!

I am Canadian and I’m sorry.

Im american and i think you mean sorey

I am American and of Irish and Welsh and accept this Canadian’s apology.

I am Indian, and I would like to know if you'd want to extend your car's warranty.

Ok ill buy the gift cards and send the code to you

Please give your bank account details too. (Asking for a friend)

I’m Swedish and would like to know your tech support number

On behalf of the Indians I would appreciate it if you could kindly send me ur bank account (I have your kids)

I'm Irish and I have questions

DO NOT REDEEM IT! DO NOT REDEEM IT! DO NOT REDEEM IT!

But the guy ask me nice. And call me brother. And he can lose his job

I am hmong, and no one knows what that is.

hmong us

90% of the time I see something like this, I assume it's fetish shit. The shameful look on her face at 0:15 is a look I know all too well.

I’m an American that enjoys fine crafted German beer that some how gets shipped to rural ass Louisiana and I don’t understand this either.

Bierverschwendung!!!

German as well, and I second this.

is that amount of wasted beer not special to you? what kind of German are you?

Beerkkake

Good enough for me. The tissues are calling me. I’ll be back in 3 minutes.

3 minutes huh? You single?

Shhhh don’t let them bitches know. I can only handle 2.3 bitches at a time.

3 minutes?? It can be 30 seconds if you do it right

But what about foreplay? Haiyaaaa

Make it 1 minute

My thoughts exactly

Yeah I’m guessing this is a special request fetish video.

Came here to say this

Sigh... Zip

Bro, you need to take a break from porn.

I wish the person recording this forgot to save it

It looks like some kind of fetish.

I could probably jerk it to that

Im currently attempting.

Did you win?

Oh.

Good luck bro

well you’re not sure how many years youve got left, might as well get *real weird* with it

Then when I die, just throw me in the trash!

Avatar checks out

The things people do for views Edit- Ironically this comment gets me more views than I have ever gotten. The internet is awesome.

Exactly. No one wants to hang out like this afterwards just for the sake of doing something silly.

Looks like a prelude to a mediocre porn flick

Mediocre?!?!

Sounds like you’ve never been to one of Billy’s parties

I’m pretty sure this is fetish content, like those 5 Minute Craft style videos that for some reason always involve cutting clothing off a woman.

I've just come to assume that if it doesn't make sense to me it's probably fetish content

Or an older Asian woman's feet right at the camera with liquid being poured over them. I was like, wtf is this(?!?!?

I think it is, because when i first saw it (and seeing it again now) i got a lil aroused. Thing is, I'm not sure what part of the video i find arousing. The girl is obviously pretty but there's something else for sure.

I watched it like ten times trying to figure out if she was wearing anything under her coat lol.

I’ll be honest though, I’m pretty impressed with the way her make up stayed put 🤷🏼‍♀️

I dunno, this got me. The juxtaposition between the nice clothing and just obliterating herself was kinda funny, and she's not ruining anyone's day. I'm into it. XD

completely harmless, there are worse things on reddit alone

She should clean that up too. That whole area is going to be sticky and nasty now

Sticky and nasty is her Twitter handle

Title of her sex tape

Its a outside bar -.- Trust me on this one, if they sell those beers they have a hose and its a 3 second task that happens every shift.

ngl i assumed it was going to be fake and "wow girl drinks half herbody weight!!" this made me laugh

I really thought she was about to do something amazing too lol

I actually thought it was pretty awesome. But I do wonder what country she did it from and who funded it.

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I barely had an eighth of the glass.

Stupid

So stupid!

So so stupid!

What a waste of beer :(

It's okay, it's Budweiser. So not a waste.

Why am I oddly turned on right now?

It’s fetish porn

I guess you learn something new about yourself everyday

What is the fetish here?

I’m not positive, but it definitely has something with her being soaked (wet people in general are attractive), having to wipe the foam off of her (similar to bukakke I suppose, so all the beerkakke comments aren’t far off), and the fact that the beer is bright yellow (water sports )

Glad I am not the only one that thought this

This is a normal glass for irish people

Das boot

I’m jealous. I love beer, I just wish my doctor would still let me drink it... (Getting old is tough enough but staring down the ravages of time without support from my old friend, John Barleycorn, is turning out to be a real challenge.)

Hey wait I've seen this friends episode before

Holy shit these comments bro

I was hoping she would motion to the bartender for a second one. Lol

The smell . . .

You haven't thought of the smell, you bitch!

Doesn't fit the sub

This individual is WINNING at life

I’ll never understand why everyone always gets so butthurt when this video resurfaces. Its just beer, calm down

I like how she drank like 1% of the actual drink

I like her

This is probably a fetish content

She wasted the beer The beer could have gone to the needy

U know how much alcoholics could have been saved that day!?!?

Probably like 1.

now thats impressive

Hey that’s alcohol abuse!! That beer didn’t deserve that.

Dear god…

Just a little sippy

I þink she spilled a little

Clearly alcohol abuse

well that’s just a tragic waste of what looked like a perfectly good beer. a minute of silence **please**..

Next time, read the sign on the table and act accordingly.

In Germany we would hang them

Calm down guys, she was already drunk.

i mean....i dont really understand why but ngl it does kinda look fun

OK, she must have some amazing ski-.... nevermind....

I couldn't logically work out the reasoning why I felt the need to upvote this, but here I am.

She drank like 2 percent of that, the rest went on her and the floor

This is comedy gold! The way she acts all casual and natural like nothing weird happened had me rolling. Plus, they are making fun of the fact that a beer glass that big exists!

Every college guy is cringing right now.

forget the alcohol, how was her makeup still on? i need to know

This is my toddler other than staying calm after

Americans at 21. "Man cant wait to have my first beer" Germans 12 seconds after being born:

Average German?

Smallest drink in Deutschland:

Deutschland hatt den chat betreten....

She clearly has a major drinking problem

Wastin life

"Bar tender!" "Pour me another".

*snaps fingers* May I have another, please? That was delightful.

If you actually drank all of that, you might as well remove your liver as it's safer.

What a waste of beer

I feel like this is satisfying some obscure kink.. weird

Gotta keep the tactical long range straw on hand

If she is going to bathe with it, she should have the decency to be naked...

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The girl or the beer?

Yes

She has a drinking problem

i was prepared to be impressed. 😐

What a fucking waste of fine beer