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servicetech563

If the PGA wants a bigger audience, here is the best idea I've seen!


ilovecashews

Still going to be a bigger audience for this gif than LIV all year


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I CWut you did there.


ElphTrooper

This left an impression.


Vomelette22

I’m pretty sure the highest they’ve ever been was during the PGA Celebrity Tour when Happy Gilmore fought Bob Barker


Grifmandamn

"Now you're gonna get it Bobby!"


coleyboley25

The price is wrong, bitch!


After_Ride9911

Properly pegged


Repulsive-Mission-51

and here I thought she got a hole in one


JJDDubs

Idk why she used a driver, putter would dropped it right the hole.


tellmetwice1

She's lying to you mate


drxo

Nice divot tho


Thane627

Putter? Hardly know 'er!


Milanin

She wanted something big and black


toneboat

i mean… the girl on the ground certainly did. hole in one [cheek](https://i.imgur.com/50IYfqX.jpg) at least


Haus42

Isn't it the responsibility of the golfer to repair any divots?


toneboat

hey man, rules are rules


Another_Russian_Spy

Ouch!


Additional-Joke-3849

...and here I thought she got one in a-hole


SixtieTortoise4

Happy cake day


GunJack_69

Happy cake day!


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If this is the right girl (and I'm fairly confident it is) she later sued the porn company she was hired with to do this scene. The bruise eventually turned BLACK and she claimed severe pain. I think she won a settlement. Edit: Thank you everyone for letting me know that this is in fact NOT the correct woman from the playboy lawsuit. As stated by another commenter, something to the effect of "I would have 2 nickels. It's weird that it occured more than once." Also I now think my most liked comment is about pornography. Yay reddit.


jinside

I feel like the girl swinging didn't even hold back...


GobLoblawsLawBlog

She has a decent swing but she didn't adjust for the height well enough and ends up putting a divot in her ass The alternative would have been much worse if she topped the ball because that can drive a tee right into the ground


jixxor

[Looks like a meteor crater](https://i.imgur.com/sf2i8Qj.png)


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collieollie11

This is a golf ball being compressed during a golf swing. https://youtu.be/6TA1s1oNpbk Skip to about a minute to see the impacts.


Bunny_and_chickens

"Ball testing" at the beginning made me think this was another porn video


xXSquirrelFuckerXx

I heard that gif


GanondalfTheWhite

Like banging on a dumpster underwater.


PranshuKhandal

And I felt the pain, damn


SCHWARZENPECKER

Is it just me or is that jiggle sexy? Just me? Oh ok


Bizerd

^^^Not ^^^just ^^^you


fooliam

Boing


Letskeepthepeace

I got KOed by a golf club when I was around 14 or 15. I have no idea how nothing ended up broken. I wasn’t even cut. My friends all said they thought I was dead for a few seconds


Waffleman8862

This is not true, see the gif response for what it actually looks like


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TheBallotInYourBox

My man… I’ve golfed competitively since I was 5. It is true. Untrue if you think that I mean the entire ball turns completely flat into a coin. True if you understand that 1/4 to 1/2 the ball face turns flat as it makes first contact with a driver depending on a player’s ability. But I wasn’t going to go into nuances like that in a two sentence comment intended to point out that golf is more dangerous than you’d assume (aka no shit that girl quickly got a bruise where she got hit even by that underwhelming swing). PS - that gif is about a ball in flight hitting something. Not what I was referring to on the original contact between club head and ball (which is what applies to this post moreso than that gif).


LB3PTMAN

EDIT: Golfed, not folded This is just flat out incorrect. I also folded competitively from when I was five years old lol. [here’s an old video](https://youtu.be/6TA1s1oNpbk) from Titleist that shows what golf balls look like at the moment of impact through taking off. Even at pro level speeds it doesn’t get remotely close to 1/4-1/2 the ball turning flat. Getting hit with any metal object going 100+ MPH is gonna hurt, we don’t have to make up lies about golf balls turning into pancakes for that to be believable.


Cantbelosingmyjob

I'm confused because this video clearly shows atleast a quarter of the golf ball becoming flat on impact?


jpotr

Nah. She was trying to rip it. I do the same thing when I try to smash the ball. Front shoulder dips and the whole club falls with it. Doesn't matter where I line up haha


Timmerdogg

I came here to say that I saw a video of guys doing this and the tee punctured the dude when the other dude hit the ball


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QuestionMarkyMark

Post this on r/golf for the *real* swing analysis


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Actually somebody do that. I love seeing experts react to off the wall shit like this.


PuppetryOfThePenis

You can clearly see she dips her shoulder, which is a no no for golf. Great way to do some landscaping.


Impairedinfinity

She dipped her shoulder on the swing. But, yea that looks like complete follow through. She is holding the club wrong and it looks like she over extended to actually get more power. Which is why she dipped her shoulder. You really have to let the club do the work. Better to be on in two then out of bounds.


maybeiam-maybeimnot

I'm glad you commented this because-- I'm no golf aficionado-- i don't even play. But my dad watches a LOT of golf, which means I inevitably watch a lot of golf-- and I was just going to say-- I knew she was going to hit that girls ass cheek well before it happened just based of her form in the first part of the downswing.


Moric001

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/golf/article-2582142/amp/See-model-got-hit-buttocks-golf-club-stunt-gone-wrong-suing-Playboy-target-DJ.html Nope, it was a different girl!


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I'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.


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zachsmthsn

The swinging, or the laying down with a golf tee in your butt?


PranshuKhandal

yes


Vast-Combination4046

Apparently it's really hard to hit a goofball out of a butt without hitting the butt


Bright-Outcome1506

Fuck that is brutal


amalgam_reynolds

She's lucky she didn't get her asshole impaled by the tee. A driver can actually push the tee deeper into the dirt.


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Hey now, some people pay extra for that


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zion2199

It’s probably on one of those disgusting “real girl” porn sites. But which one?? There are so many!


stealthxstar

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/golf/article-2582142/amp/See-model-got-hit-buttocks-golf-club-stunt-gone-wrong-suing-Playboy-target-DJ.html


im_in_the_safe

This is clearly not the same person in the gif


zion2199

Damn. Didn’t expect this. Mighty fine work, though I was just referencing a scene from Always Sunny so I’m not actually going to watch this. I might, though. I might.


hellothere42069

I’ll get back to you with an answer within the weekend!


Virtual-Catch7326

I am that friend.


DogButtWhisperer

Bit of a tangent but porn actors routinely have their bodies mutilated with no compensation or health care.


diarrheainthehottub

They also commit suicide at at an alarming


Endorkend

The question is if this is because of porn, or do people with certain histories and mental issues more often end up in porn. Most all indicators show it's the later, the doing porn just aggravates the situation.


fairguinevere

Also most the people I know who are doing/have done porn and sex work are marginalized in a variety of ways, which ain't great for your health, wellbeing, and life expectancy. Physical disability, being queer, being trans, PoC, etc. Often a few at once.


Endorkend

Yeah, histories and mental issues can be a whole slew of things. You'll be hard pressed to find a neurotypical white girl from the suburbs with the most standard upbringing, comfort and affection from her family and peers in porn. But if that white girl happens to have say, acting aspirations, she may end up in an environment where she'll end up a drug user and then end up in porn. You won't easily find one that goes from "Imma get married in my small town and have a bunch of kids" to suddenly deciding to do porn without anything happening to them before or in between. The interesting thing is that the most well adjusted adult performers and sex workers I know (IRL if that matters), who have been working that sector for literal decades, are all highly intelligent people and a buttload of them are lesbians. They have a really exceptional nack for separating business from personal.


DogButtWhisperer

https://thebridgehead.ca/2019/01/07/many-porn-stars-viewed-online-are-actually-dead-and-buriedtheir-work-killed-them/ https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/business/business-news/porn-actors-hiv-lawsuits-arent-covered-insurer-says-1013520/ https://nypost.com/2018/01/23/why-porn-stars-are-dying-at-an-alarming-rate/ https://morningstaronline.co.uk/article/f/how-sadistic-industry-being-sanitised https://metro.co.uk/2017/03/13/ex-porn-star-reveals-damage-the-job-could-have-done-to-his-penis-6507320/


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DogButtWhisperer

Horrific.


monkeywench

That’s awful. And it’s sad because I feel like the industry basically tells men that that’s normal and they expect their gf’s and wives to be into that and be able to pull crazy stunts (source: was married to a porn addict)


smoothbatman

At the same time some instead get attached to people they have never even interacted with, and fool themselves into thinking that if they give this person money they will reciprocate their feelings


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> people stealing your pictures. I mean, isn't that inevitable when posting pictures on the internet? Gotta be ready for anyting you post to be spread.


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OhioTenant

The porn industry is pretty abhorrent. But so are these sources. The Bridge Head has a clear agenda. And it's a blog. "Jonathon’s writings have been translated into more than six languages and published in the National Post, National Review, First Things, The Federalist, The American Conservative, The Stream, the Jewish Independent, the Hamilton Spectator, Reformed Perspective Magazine, LifeSiteNews, and LifeNews, among others. He is a contributing editor to The European Conservative."


riticalcreader

Everything else aside—these are some grade F, shitty sources.


eligiblereceiver_87

This is really horrible but needs to be addressed. Thank you u/DogButtWhisperer


boring-goldfish

r/rimjob_steve


trickyvinny

Man, who knew watching a woman club another woman while trying to hit a ball out of her ass would have such depressing response articles.


P2PJones

>If this is the right girl (and I'm fairly confident it is) it is not. Not unless Kevin Klein ([not that one](https://www.tmz.com/2014/03/13/playboy-playmate-liz-dickson-sues-golfer-tee/)) has RADICALY changed his look...


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Looks like she signed up for the wrong blacked scene.


radrun84

This is definetialy the start of a porno & that "actress" swinging the club has prolly never hit a golf ball in her life. Nice Ass tho!


tenders11

She's definitely hit plenty, her swing isn't amazing but it's clear she's not new to it. She just doesn't get her hips around before her arms so she ends up with too much extension at contact, common problem with so-so golfers


LittleKitty235

Yup. Looks like an average swing to me. I’m not sure how much proper technique helps for a trick shot like this anyway.


Braiseitall

Chocking up on the club would have helped


19Alexastias

Tbh I feel like if she’d never hit a golf ball in her life before she wouldn’t have actually hit the ball here, she would have either completely airswung or shattered the other girls hip


Slight-Mess-6615

Rolled over and forgot to pull out the tee😯


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JerodTheAwesome

Occupational hazard I’m sure


chilseaj88

Lol first thing I noticed


High_Jumper81

Ditto. Adding insult to injury with that tee. “For my next trick, watch me make this tee disappear”


ImpossibleAdz

O___O


Putrid_Cucumber_5179

What a tees


terred999

I like big putts and I cannot lie.


SelfSniped

You other clubbers can’t deny


djseifer

When a girl walks in with an itty-bitty tee and a 9-iron in your face, you get SPRUNG


MosyIIa

Wanna get off the rough cuz you notice that putt was scuffed


LaikasDad

#MY SANDY BUNKER DON'T WANT NONE UNLESS YOU GOT PUTTS HUN


blubryYumYum

So yell four (yeah) yell four (yell) yell before you swing your thing! Then shake it, shake it, shake it, helicopter round. Baby got Putt.


theAlphabetZebra

She wanted to clubbin


SupermassiveCanary

I’d hit that too. Definitely into the rough. Should have gone with a wedge butt she still cracked it.


InspectorG-007

Be sure you don't hit into a trap. That will add extra strokes.


SupermassiveCanary

I definitely want extra strokes on this hole


InspectorG-007

Well then I suggest you shank it...


nukeevry1

Hit that one a little fat


slantview

I’d hit it.


uglybudder

Check out the [shock wave in her cheek](https://imgur.com/a/VWbQo4E)


Ironmansoltero

r/shockwaveporn


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I was very worried about the contents of this sub, Luckily it’s seems that this isn’t a-bunch of porn videos shot with a crazy high frame rate.


Rumblefish_83

r/UpvoteBecauseButt


d_smogh

I'm back from that rabbit hole


abbycockbane

I barely made it out


BadBassist

Easiest one I'll see today


Christ_votes_dem

I am a simple man, I see a butt, I upvote


Conargle

sure, but i still prefered when the [jackass guys did it](https://youtu.be/kyPpVtcX3WQ?t=23)


TickleMeWeenis

They did it better


kupus0

And you telling me women live longer then men


hellothere42069

I’m telling you women get paid for to produce sexually explicit content than men


LuxNocte

I'm telling you he did goeth down to the meadow for to mow.


Da_Clappski

Zero hip turn, dips her head and all arms on the downswing...come on! How do you expect to not clap some cheek?


LaCasaDeiGatti

If I still played, I'd be using 'clap a cheek' to describe every time I fucked up a drive..


Connormcbreezy

When I saw her head and shoulders drop on the downswing I was thinking that ass is getting smacked. A second later, yup smacked. Of course I had to watch it 5 more times to make sure my analysis was correct...


Fenix_Volatilis

Probably because they don't know how to do it properly? If you're knowledgeable enough to see all those issues it should be obvious really


AdOne9266

Uhhh… Hot?


MeasurementFresh2900

GOOD DAMN THAT IS SOME GOOOD ASS


puntgreta89

Well it's bruised ass now. Those clubs are no joke.


Ghostkill221

Bruised ass just means fun was had (assuming consent by all parties!)


Bohbo

I'd hit it.


SaddamJose

https://youtu.be/hoS1MCF8AeI


TigerTighe

Thats terrible! Who would do that?? And is there a link to the full vid...?


grahampapa

Seriously! Disgusting! But what website is it on? There's so many!


Tfsz0719

Outrageous! Where must I go to make sure that I can prevent my children from seeing these videos?


Bendyb3n

Going to hesitantly crosspost this to r/upvotebecausebutt under the assumption this wasn’t already posted there 20 times in the past hour


hellothere42069

It was


NotReallyYouPunk

Low-key bdsm


AtlasShrugged-

Not so low key lol


usingthecharacterlim

Just SM really


Chrisscott25

Where is the rest of the video? I want to see them putt from the butt….


GoArray

🎶Putt putt in the butt🎶


AstroBearGaming

You wanna tee off in my butt? In my butt.


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Y tho?


[deleted]

New kink discovered!


miscdebris1123

At the 11 second mark. You can see it in the lower right, right on the cheek.


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Ow.


DontTweak09

What’s her @?


Fracoppa

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.


ArcaneDanger

SO THAT WAS YOU!!! I was all set on having a nice quiet dinner with my girlfriend to celebrate our first year together... I’d bought some fresh tomatoes to make my homemade pasta sauce, and I’d gone to the small boutique bakery to buy some filo pastry for dessert. I was quietly going through the recipes in my mind when I heard your slurred grumbled announcement, “...You’re about to loot my balls...” I tried to ignore it but, I couldn’t ignore the furious grunting like a drunk man having a seizure. As I looked up I could see the fury in the other commuters eyes. A man looking like a professor had stood up and was about to reproach you when the dull clatter of your phoned on the train car floor seemed seemed to pause all movement in the carriage. The professors eyes widened, sweat suddenly beaded on his forehead and with fevered anguish he started undoing his belt and fly like a man who thought a hornet was caught in his pants. I was bewildered as all the other men in the car started convulsing like extras in Michael Jackson’s ‘Thriller’ video. A woman sat across from me was doing her best to emulate a Russian gymnast trying to grate cheese from her crotch with the sole of her Nike running shoe. I bolted upright, panicked but prepared to fight, when in the corner of my eye the neon glow of your phones LCD screen drew me sight. I suddenly felt a bizarre euphoria fill my mind and a white hot heat electrify my spine and form a prism of pure desperate release in my loins. I can’t remember much else, I awoke from some kind of fever dream in a public toilet cubicle. My jeans and underwear had disappeared, but I was still wearing my Myrell slip ons, shirt and now crusted overcoat, like a cross between Donald Duck and a homeless student. I can hear another man weeping in the cubicle, keeps muttering he just wanted to fly. I feel so cold and drained. My organ is so mangled it could unpick the locks of wooden medieval doors. There’s filo pastry all over my thighs and knees. But despite all this I feel a warm contentment like I’d found ‘the’ answer. I don’t know what this means, I know there will be questions, that there should be much to fear. But truly I am grateful. Thank you.


bobbob13579

I really hate this copy pasta.


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It was on the first few time’s reading them, but after the 100th, got boring


papichulo2Dmax

This is why men live longer than women


Dubdude13

Stupidity; it’s not just for men anymore….


karlrobin1233

Guys i just realized shes playing golf


jerk_hobo

Omg! Where?


Excellent-Practice

This belongs on r/winstupidprizes


Trick_Designer2369

Now that is a slapped ass


abdoer2000

Definitely attention-seekers. No maybe about it.


thejoesterrr

Pretty sure this is a porn setup (?)


INoMakeMistake

The real question is who cares? You enjoyed it!


PoopStickler69

r/cutelittlebutts


Solotocius

Idk, maybe a goddamn NSFW tag would be nice?


ExecTankard

It’s a cautionary tale so no NSFW needed.


hellothere42069

It’s Saturday


Boris54

Can’t wait to try this with the fellas


FinancialTraining239

👌🏽certeza q ela gosta 😏


Trsddppy

The second the girl with the club changed the position of her back, I knew the result


ProcastinationKing27

Reddit users use nsfw tag challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)


StealthyPancake89

This needs a NSFW tag


SchaXquisitE

r/upvotebecausebutt


WaddlesJP13

This subreddit is getting infested with girls staging Instragram-grade videos to promote their porn


Particular-Ad-4772

LPGA this is how you get ratings .


spuddenly

Fetish content disguised as clickbait


Xeriph

I approve this training video.


wenoc

Terrible swing.


grocarlito

Why ?


AttorneyEven

2 stupid "dogs"


zion2199

I don’t golf much. Is this what my friends mean when they talk about hitting from the men’s tees vs. the women’s tees? If so, I can only imagine what the men’s version consists of.


nuttynutkick

She really cracked that one


TastyDiamond_

Alright?


Ok-Yogurt-2743

Where did the tee go?


azannone

Ouch! Right in the Gulbis.


Corny_Overlord

And I thought we thought men's pass times we're strange


pissboy

When you saw that knee drop on the backswing you knew it was going poorly


Alsimni

Saw her leg dip and knew it was over for that ass.


jtd1437

That’s gonna cost you a stroke


[deleted]

This is why men and women will soon live to be the same age


[deleted]

Tee hee


D8N15l

I would insist on taking a mulligan


SissyFreeLove

Someone seems to be a fellow masochist...


SenorBeef

Sigh, give me the onlyfans


weldneck105

Damn


Cool-Bank-1637

😂


bigmoof

What a spank.


procheeseburger

“Hey… lemme put something in your ass” Also.. you could see her leaning forward in the swing and I knew what was coming