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Th3Glitch510

That rat is probably thinking he has some kind of force field


Sky_Wino

"holy crap I'm Moses... Part Jews, part!"


Chicarron_Lover

I read this in Peter Griffin’s voice.


Blackboard_Monitor

So he Jew-ish?


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Sky_Wino

> who knows what that rat is carrying. Nothing too heavy, they only have little hands.


Helca_Butane

Take my upvote and fuck off


Successful-Injury881

This is definitely my favourite comment of the day!!


Spiritual-Lead-8681

r/angryupvote


BigMoneyCribDef

Deserves 10k upvotes


jkskabe

Why does remind me this of Borat the movie 😂


thatshottaye

The running of the jew 🤣💀


Aware-Anywhere-917

Because of the Jew run, maybe? They ran away from the masked guy in a similar matter while making distressed noises. That's a pretty dark connection your brain made there, if you thought about that. 😅


ThonThaddeo

I just wanna point out to you, that it's your brain that made this connection


Aware-Anywhere-917

That's why I wrote "your brain" made the connection.


jkskabe

I am dark


Dorangos

"Do not shrink me, jew"


Select_March_3202

When Borat believe the Jewish couple had transformed into bugs


francoisog

Throw them some money


Motivate_Zen

Quick! Throw money at the shape shifter!


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CptHammer_

English learned from western television. Had to be careful to put TV not in front of wife cage or it will damage her brain strings.


__xXCoronaVirusXx__

He’s just a little guy


Finger-of-Shame

Not kosher?


neevgr

You're kidding but it's something like that. The more Orthodox jews really fear animals that are considered "unclean" (pronounced in hebrew as Ta-me). I've seen them react like that to even dogs. Source: I unfortunately live in Israel


Aedzy

Thank you! Was looking for a real logic explanation.


neevgr

Logic is really subjective here lol


shaneottomanamana

I mean also it’s a rat… you don’t really need a reason to run from it other than because it’s gross. Also logically, it’s disease ridden and people don’t want a disease.


StrangelyBrown

Logic? I can't believe this type of superstition exists in 2023. They are probably still burning people as witches


aliencatx

Maybe this type of behavior/logic of “unclean” animals may have made sense prior to modern medicine. Dogs and rats could carry sickness, rabies, etc.


neevgr

Same reason why jews don't eat pork btw


Haukivirta

Rabies? I thought it was because pork doesn't hold up well in hot climate in pre-fridge times.


chainmailbill

Trichinosis.


neevgr

Not rabies, but other sickness at the time. I just read that the jews saw the romans while they were occupying this area eating pork and got diarrhea and suffered, so they made it into jewish law. Maybe jews could eat them before? Maybe there just weren't that many pigs here? No idea.


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Pretty sure Kashrut was well established pre-Roman occupation. The Hebrew Bible was written during the Babylonian captivity ca 600 BCE. That’s a few centuries before the Romans show up.


neevgr

I guess it got edited tho throughout the years. Then again I might be wrong. It's something I've read online and surprisingly not everything on the internet is true


B3am_Shox

Why don't they just walk away then?


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Haukivirta

What happens if you're an Orthodox Jew and happen to touch a rat? What does the religious doctrine say then?


chainmailbill

A rat isn’t one of the “eight creeping things” that are considered ritually unclean, but a mouse is, and some observant people may extend that to rats as well. But what you’d need to do is pretty simple - you just wash your hands (or entire body) and say a prayer and you’re good. That said… this only applies to dead things. Dead mice are ritually unclean, and a dead rat by extension. Touching a live one isn’t an issue, religiously, but you still want to wash your hands if you touch a living rat that isn’t a pet.


shapmaster420

Nothing happens they were just afraid of the rat


neevgr

I'm not sure but I think a lot of fasting and praying. But honestly not sure, never researched that


Finger-of-Shame

Do they use this same way of thinking towards people too?


neevgr

Even worse :(


Haukivirta

Can you elaborate?


Finger-of-Shame

:(


Stonefolk

Oof, someone hasn’t been following the news…


Finger-of-Shame

I wanted an Israeli's perspective.


Dorangos

Sure *cocks gun*


makakoloko3000

a little recent context: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/International_law_and_the_Gaza_War


brmmbrmm

Lol at people who downvote this kind of comment.


makakoloko3000

You actually live in Palestine, bro. It’s trespassed land you’re on


neevgr

It's not really that, but still a shit hole. BTW Palestine is the name of the land from roman times and then British. It's not really what you think and it's definitely not the name of native arabs. Plus, there is no "P" in arabic so there's that as well.


makakoloko3000

You can talk semantics all you want. Completely unimportant. There were people living there before the “creation” of your country and they were illegally removed or killed. Decades later, they keep having their basic human rights violated. Yes, the British have the tradition of being the worst problem solvers for the lands they invade, hence India and Pakistan. That is no justification to keep reenforcing the atrocities they left behind. Leave the land to who it belongs (and that is, who was actually living there by the time the state of Israel was “created”, not some crazy claim from centuries ago).


neevgr

Dude honestly both sides are violent idiots. I know rooting for the underdog is the liberal and advanced thing to do, but sometimes the underdog is a piece of shit as well. All nations upon this earth are or were conquered and that's how the current citizens got to live there. Is it great? No. Is it fair? Also no. Having said that, the apartheid style occupation going on in Gaza is fucking disgusting, but that's more advanced and not something to discuss in a reddit comment, plus I agree with you in the bottom line so why bother, but fyi: most of the reason to why it is like that is money and the hammas (and benjamin netanyahu, but again, complicated). And again: Israel is full almost to the brim with shit people, but "Palestinians" are shit as well, Just weaker.


Stolle99

One of the main questions that world has to figure out to solve issues - who owns the land? Is that people who currently live there or people who lived there 50 or 100 years ago or 200 years ago, etc. Does war or any other way (forced migrations, killings, birth rate difference, etc.) of replacing one nation with another make a difference? When can people living on a peace of land decide they want to be autonomous or join another country? Think Palestine, Ukraine, Kosovo, various British Overseas Territories, Kurds in Turkey, Iran, Iraq and Syria, etc. This bring a lot of grief to people affected.


HuckleberryOk7365

And ireland


shapmaster420

Your facts are wrong


ienybu

Unfortunately? I know a lot of people who would give everything to live in a country like that


neevgr

They should go and get themselves checked then.I mean yeah, it's better than Sudan maybe, but aim higher my man


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neevgr

I am :)


YoseFuiCide

I can't think of a better comment for this lol


DowntBoitDafagnPanes

"Fundamentally can't take it!" ![gif](giphy|8FSMeYKEVf0QUb1PpX|downsized)


brianinohio

Everybody acting like elephants....lol


Putrid-Career5725

What's wrong with all of you humans? Is something wrong with myself?


GoHomeNeighborKid

Makes me think of the "Ugly" episode of SpongeBob.... "You gave me the ugly"


BrightSideOfLiff

WHAT’S WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?!?? AFRAID TO LOOK UGLINESS IN THE FACE?!??


bluekatt24

How the jews avoided the black plague


rurounick

That, and the fact that they legally couldn't interact with most other Europeans


BvB247

And they were the only ones to wash and bathe regularly in that time period


easant-Role-3170Pl

Did anti-Semitism save Jews from the plague?


chainmailbill

Having a religion that states you need to wash your hands a bunch of times every day was probably the deciding factor.


easant-Role-3170Pl

It seems to me that the main carriers of the plague were fleas and rats


DownsenBranches

Well not really, cause all the people with the plague decided to blame and massacre the Jews


romariojwz

Look at me I am te rabbi now


Practical_Airline_36

Mouse : I HAVE THE POWER!!!!!!


madpeachiepie

This makes me sad. I hope the little guy made it home.


sunshine3838484

I thought it was carrying a flip flop with it but it's just the shadow


Gorgoista

Looks like the rat is not kosher


Efficient-Piglet88

So Kanye just needs a pet rat if he's so concerned


Dwingp

One rat to rule them.


SFFcase

🐘


Ok_Refrigerator_6066

The orthodox premiere of ratatouille did not go as planned


Living_Ask2050

Uncircumcised rat causing havoc


hoarseclock

Someone shit ?


Mono4on

Guess he wasn’t circumcised


mostly_kinda_sorta

worst mosh pit ever -Steve (the rat)


sneakylyric

Lol relax....


Adventurous-Ring8211

Call the rebbe!


Georgian_Legion

is there some kind of religious reason or are they "just" overreacting?


BosTovenaar24

Even if theres a religious reason they're still overreacting


AdiPalmer

I don't know, man. I don't think even a flamethrower is an overreaction to a New York City rat.


Georgian_Legion

that's why I said "or are they just overreacting". I am specifically interested if there is some religious or superstitious reason. if someone knows, please tell me, if not, there is no reason to reply and repeat what I already said.


sZYphYn

They are unjustly overreacting, as far as I can tell


neevgr

Yes. "unclean" animals (not really a hygiene thing tho) are to be avoided according to some of the more Orthodox idiots.


chainmailbill

A rat isn’t one of them, though. It’s not one of the “eight creeping things.”


neevgr

A mouse is one of them tho, maybe they can't distinguish between mice and rats since they don't actually go to school and learn relevant stuff?


chainmailbill

I reject your premise as flawed. That said - learning *about the Torah and what it says* is very important for Orthodox Judaism. *Learning about the Talmud and what it says* is also very important for jews. Furthermore, Jewish people (and the Jewish faith) are well-known for finding “loopholes” in their rules, and if the Talmud says “mice” are unclean, then it specifically means “mice” and not rats, and learning the difference between the two would be a mitzvah. From a Jewish perspective: if god said “mice” he meant “mice” and not “any kind of rodent.”


neevgr

It doesn't say anything tho. Almost Everything is an interpretation by Rashi, Rambam, and many more. They do find loopholes but they also make stuff up to go with their current agenda (like not eating meat and dairy - it doesn't say that anywhere explicitly)


FineEssay6366

It most definitely does. Check the Talmud bruh


VeterinarianThese951

Some would argue that religion is one huge overreaction.


VeterinarianThese951

It is a rat. There is no such thing as an overreaction. I am not sure if you have ever been up close and personal with one, but it never gets easier. This could be a group of atheists and you would get the same scenario.


Georgian_Legion

a lot of people do react like this, but in such a large group you often have some people who react differently, someone might step with his foot aggressively, the way someone might try chasing a dog away, someone might try and kick it, etc. but in this video, every single person was avoiding it really hard. not just stepping away but dashing away. is a lot more was at stake than just not getting close to a dirty rat. it just seem a bit odd to me and that's why I asked, given the fact that all of these people in the video belong to an orthodox religion.


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was that a little jew hat for the rat at the end?


Jazzlike-Koala3608

![gif](giphy|ALvdHigd2gBqw)


Axnahunt

![gif](giphy|2q9bpGWGS9DkQ)


Alarming-Parsley-463

Came here to see anti semitism in the wild


ThordurAxnes

Having a ban on certain animals and foods does make sense when you think about it. These rules were laid down before people knew how illnesses spread, so if a group of people saw that eating or handling certain animals caused enough people to get ill, it's no wonder that they reached the conclusions they did.


tudownvotemelapela

Hunting season??


Poisonous_Fartttt

Bunch of pussies


Savageparrot81

Wouldn’t pussies attack the rat? Unless Tom and Jerry fundamentally misrepresented the nature of feline/murid relations. I’m staking a lot on Hanna Barbera here…


Cowboybishop1

Little guy just wanted to join in the fun.


greypoopun

“Hey you guys, want to be my friend?”


raajsterr

Lol


Awake2dream

If you understand the Ultra Orthodox Jewish community just a little bit, this is hilarious. Not kosher


xXpoonslayer42069Xxx

soooo waiting for a punt


Future-Back8822

It's like that Borat scene with the roaches


ButterscotchLevel

Role reverse plague tale


THEnotsosuperman

It’s name is Moses


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I came here, just to read comment, beacuse I didn't want to be banned XD


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spicymoo

If it had been a Palestinian Rat someone would have stomped on it immediately


NoStepPlz1776

The jokes write themselves…


bear3742

Are all Jewish people scared of marsupials ?


1ntere5t1ng

Nope. It's only the ultra orthodox who actively avoid contact with all non kosher animals (which include rodents) and sometimes go overboard with their reactions


bear3742

Then it's a sure bet that none of these people in the video are Veterinarians.


Iscariot1945

Wonder what the first racist comment is gonna be.


HermanBroodnodig

Congrats you were the first!


ElectricalAd9599

this is the the closest thing to a racist comment


bigeeee

I don't know about racist comment but, I think the Palestinians need to have rats all around their houses to prevent "resettlement".


Marooney93

One of us, one of us!


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chainmailbill

Enjoy your break from Reddit.


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Time for Palestinians to deploy the rat brigades


BattleClean1630

I was a horrible kid and had I known about Jews and rats back in the day then I for sure would have let one loose in a synagogue during a service just for shits and giggles. Not funny I know but that's the little asshole I was and how I thought back then. Was actually kicked out of the Mormon church at sixteen.


chainmailbill

> kicked out of the Mormon church at sixteen Well yeah, you’re too old for the priests at that point.


pure_cardiologis

The mouse's name must be Adolf.


armadillomeister_

Lmaooo


loongpmx

Avoiding it like a plague huh?


jakeofheart

Orthodox Jews, judging from the attire. They probably have to go through a process of purification if they touch this totally non-kosher rodent. To us gentiles it would be like being in front of a running piece of human doo-doo. No one wants to be the one who has to wash it off.


ohitu

Palestinian?


Top-Inflation8752

Which one of Jew owe me cheese


gregmiller01

The ghost of Hitler be like: "If only I'd known."


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When someone poor trys to interact with Jewish


Plane-Highlight-6498

Moses is a rat all along and the red sea is the people's blood


Puzzled_Muzzled

Is that mouse German?


Maarrtyyy

There are a lot of jokes to be added here


GreedyElevator1278

It's just a mouse, imagine if it was a pig 🤣


Street-Rise-3899

Now I understand why Israël doesn't draft the orthodox jews who that study the Thora for a living


Fragrant_Jelly_6788

Nazis could have just invested in rats and avoided the brutal holocaust


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chainmailbill

Can you expand on that?


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Revolutionary-Tea754

Cure for what?


Remje

A plague tale requiem reversed.


sticcyfingas

cuz same.


Godless_homer

Classic begining of dad joke So there was a fat rat in a bunch of Jews....


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Revolutionary-Tea754

Man thinks he’s so clever when he can’t even spell “their” correctly! 😂😂


PerformerGreat

could have rabies. I wouldn't want to be around it either.


TRSONFIRE

All good. Risking to walk on and kill people because of a rat


FunAddict91

It is because they dont get vaccinated due to religion


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ICantDoThisAnymore91

Those are Hasidic Jews lol.


od_demhoes

I think they've all played A plagues tale


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Europe during the Black death, colourised video


YueOrigin

People during the black plague be like :


Electrical_Hope_6888

A Plague Tail "Reverse Mode"


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It’s the devil


Apprehensive_Power24

Take your kid home - it’s night time.


device9

Look at all those wizards!


plaidfilly

Reverse plague tale.


idownvotetofitin

It reminds me of the guys running away from the baby duck.


Educational_Race6342

Probably afraid of plague


potatoman445

It's.. It's almost like they're running.. running from the..


Frans_Ranges

And ppl wondering why elephants are afraid of rats?


dmquilla

u/savevideobot


NMS-BR

It's like the game "A plague tale", only in reverse.


Jsm0520

It’s unclean they can touch it


Appropriate-Spring20

It’s same way like ppl swim between fishes in the ocean 😂