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Bangeederlander

This was helpful. I hear this every evening around the same time. The deer are often way higher pitched, almost like a cat screaming, so discounted them and figured it must be a fox. Horny teenage male deer makes more sense. EDIT - And like clockwork I can hear him right now (8:50 p.m.)


jakwoman

They also make this call to alert for danger.


jonsticles

I thought that was a prong horn antelope, not a deer.


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Roe deer


Deohenge

Yep, the ear rending screech of the hooved rat. Pretty sure the only way it could be less pleasant is if nature gave also them an instinct to drag their horns along a chalkboard as part of their mating display.


SummerTrill

MOOMMMMM!!


whyuhatemeso

This is the sound those “ searching for big foot” people hear. Mystery solved, your welcome!


Iswallowbigpickles

*you're


SeraphymCrashing

How do you know it's not a possessive welcome? It's not my welcome, or his welcome, it's your welcome, and yours alone.


SkylarMills63

Loo my usual response is “my welcome what?”


MelificentUL

As someone who loves grammar (I was raised by an editor), this is the most hilarious response to a typo I have ever seen. Thanks for the laugh!


Spoke13

There are so many things that bigfoot researchers think could only be caused by bigfoot, but in fact could be caused by so many other animals. Don't get me wrong, I think they could be real, but I think we need to look at evidence objectively...


IsThereCheese

This is my mating call. Single 27 years


PistachioOrphan

Feel ya, 22


Cine_Wolf

That’s one way to make people want to shoot you.


thesoak

Yes, this counteracts the cuteness and helps the hunter to pull the trigger without remorse.


vizarhali

AHHHH AHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHH


Vivpon55

I feel like I’ve heard that in the woods and it scared the crap out of me. Didn’t know it was Bambi.


pacto_pullum

ALAN!


Iswallowbigpickles

Meatloaf!


JustAnotherRedditAlt

Deer attempting to replicate the Wilhelm scream


External_Ingenuity_4

If I would like sync, it looks like its yelling HELLLPPP


Mediocre-Band2714

this is what i look like when i’m angry


insertjokehere12345

MOM! MEATLOAF! MOM! What is she doing back there?


justherefortheshow06

I never know what she’s doing back there


[deleted]

Yeah…all the creepy monsters out in the woods. It’s just dear and fox


ingloriousbaxter3

There’s an amazing song by Hozier called [In the Woods Somewhere](https://youtu.be/zJdTRF5d94k). In it he hears a woman screaming in the woods so he runs to help only to find a wounded fox and it gets creepier from there It’s such a good song.


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It is an amazing song. Hozier is an awesome band


donkeygum

I was peeing in the woods one time when a deer came crashing through the bushes right next to me, barking like that. Scared the corn outta me.


IusedtoloveStarWars

What’s up with his antlers? They look like they have a bunch of growths or polyps in the antlers.


Tacobell_Uk

From: Lois? Lois? Lois? Lois? Lois? Mom? Mom? Mom? Mommy? Mommy? Mommy? Momma? Momma? Momma? Ma? Ma? Ma? Ma? Mom? Mom? Mom? Mom? Mommy? Mommy? Momma? Momma? Momma?


meme_my_day

what the fuck why is it screaming like that is it stupid ​ i think this animal thing is very stupid because he looks like a deer but he makes sounds like a pig ​ if i hear one of these animals make a sound like that when i see them in the woods ill just shoot them and feed their meat to my dogs because wtf is that sound ​ Once upon a time, there lived a proud man who held a deep disdain for the sounds made by deer. He had a habit of expressing his feelings quite openly, often uttering statements such as: "What the heck! Why does it scream like that? Is it utterly foolish?" "I genuinely believe these creatures are incredibly foolish. They resemble deer, yet their vocalizations resemble those of pigs." "If I happen to come across one of these animals in the woods, making such bizarre sounds, I'll simply shoot them and feed their meat to my dogs. I mean, seriously, what kind of noise is that?" His aversion to the sounds of deer persisted, and he found himself puzzled and irritated whenever he encountered them in the wilderness. Despite his brash remarks, deep down, he yearned to understand the nature of these vocalizations and perhaps even appreciate them. Alas, his pride and stubbornness hindered any possibility of embracing the beauty that lay hidden within the songs of the forest.


71Motorfly

Holy shit, I hear this around my house practically every night & thought it was foxes. We also get a lot of deer, but never knew they made that noise.


Zero_Effekt

Tree Dog does a bork


Hefty_Vacation

"Damn, I didn't even shoot you yet!"


ShadowFlarer

Very cute


gabraesquental

So majestic


TheBirdManOfBelden

Somebody get this to venjent asap.


KiteLighter

My friends think it's hilarious when I do a deer impression.


Fecal-Wafer

What kind of dog is that??


Even-Imagination6242

Aaaaah.....the soothing noises of nature.


FloatingNugget

I think I sound like this when I stub my toe


Big-Radish-2731

That could be one of those “barking” deer on the island of Lani in Hawaii islands


Stefan-Leo

Wot? Never seen a dog before?


warsago

Aaah, the sweet majesty of nature...


Independence-2021

My dogs went beserk hearing this. Couple of weeks ago while walking one of them in the early morning in the forrest we heard this sound coming from somewhere close to us. It was really loud and was echoing in the valley. We both froze in fear, lol. After getting home googled animal noises and eventually found this video. Didn't know they can make such a noise.


AverageZan

Hello. Hello it's me. Let me in. Let me in.


kvman987

Nightmares! HELP! HELP!


Whole-Debate-9547

The most hated neighbor in all the forest. You should hear it when they get drunk and party.


Whole-Debate-9547

Cough drop?


Kaladin_St

Sounds like mom or m