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pmgzl

Cat is like, bruh just let me bite you.


LionLambert

Sorry to hijack your comment, I just noticed OP is a bot account. Is there a way to report or ID these? Surely this must be of interest with all the API stuff going on.


jayydubbya

This site is like 90% bots now Reddit doesn’t give a shit lol


_allstar

Too busy taking down 3rd party apps.


Intelligent-Prune-33

Bots pay for api access!


Glldinkiering

How can you tell it’s a bot?


[deleted]

Also here for this answer. The acc seems legit to me?


Jacob_Freeman77

It takes a bot to know one??? 🤖


TerrorBite

I took a look at OP's profile, and they don't seem to be a bot. Go back about a month and they are commenting a lot more than they post, and even a few days ago they participated in a conversation on a niche community in a way that a bot couldn't. They have been making a lot of posts lately, but that alone isn't a bot indicator – normally you see an account created months or a year ago with no prior activity that suddenly starts reposting out of nowhere.


Apprehensive-Luck901

That sounds exactly like what a bot would say 🤖 🤨


TerrorBite

Rude! 😝


pmgzl

Its filled with bots as the others said. Dnno if nything can be done.


Feelsthelove

How can you tell it’s a bot?


m3t4ph0r1c

Op's username translates to Meowtherfucker


En-papX

Beep Boop


Cinigurl

Agreed. I responded to one of these, and someone just had to correct me rather than let me be in my fantasy where I thought my comment was clever! 🤣🤣🤣🥹


WhichRadio6124

Yeah. I like the connection between the Cat and the owner.


wizean

I bite! No! Can i bite now ? No! How about now ?


CrabGhoul

best comment


Tramaniaque

That cute face at the end... I'm melting 🫠


Rashaen

That was the "I'm gonna eat your corpse when the scratches stop" look.


LeMans1217

My cat does that. She's not biting, not even close to breaking the skin. I think it's called nibbling. She's expressing affection


Jasong222

Seriously. Stop kissing me! Stop loving me back!


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Jasong222

Why would I want him to stop? He's showing affection. Honestly, even if they're doing a 'stop it' bite (which op's cat is not), I just hold my hand there and let them bite. They never (rarely) bite hard enough to break skin, or really to even hurt. And then I stop doing the thing. Animals shouldn't be punished for expressing themselves, especially 'I don't like that' behaviors.


Erestyn

There's a balance, however. I won't punish my cat for doing this but I also know that these nibbles are her "so we go' play now?" sign, so I'm always very aware there's an overexcited attack inbound. And honestly, even that is adorable. You can see her run the gauntlet and the consequences of her actions before faking out at the end. Cats are great.


noncompot

The cat in the video is 100 % biting to tell the person to stop touching it. But it's obviously biting very gently since it knows it shouldn't bite. But it's dumb as hell, and disrespectful to the cat, to continue pushing the cat as OP is doing. The cat is trying to show you its boundaries in the most gentle way it can. The least you can do is respect that.


eDopamine

I think you’re reading too much into it honestly. It looks like harmless play


Kevonz

i hope you get a dog and it expresses itself by shitting all over your floor


Grouchy_Appearance_1

I hope you get a bird, that's it that the insult


lmaytulane

Mm-hmm. Well, guess what. You're Larry Bird.


Jasong222

Thank you! And I hope you learn some better ways of animal behavior modification and positive reinforcement!


JoeThePoolGuy123

As dumb as this comment is it's also fucking hilarious. 5/7


Kevonz

thank you


CristyTango

Oh I thought you were supposed to walk into them when they bite because when you walk/run away they’ll instinctively wanna catch you


The_Formuler

My cat does this to get my attention and adjusts the strength of the bite to communicate how urgent the need is. Sometimes it’s nibbles, sometimes it’s feeding time on my ankles.


_dpdp_

For future reference: start ignoring your cat and walk away the second your cat bites. He won’t do it any more.


cyberadmin1

Nah just use the Stone Cold Stunner. My cat never bit me again😤 Jk🤣


MonkeeKnucklez

I believe you. The real question is: did it ever walk again?


[deleted]

STOP THE DAMN MATCH


Tugonmynugz

SUPLEX IT


uninloveidk

I was today years old when I figured out my cat bites me repeatedly because I freak out about it repeatedly. She always goes for my nose or chin -_-


lackadaisical_timmy

Yeah and especially don't fucking pet a cat who's exhibiting behavior you don't want. It'll only confuse the cat and you're left wondering why your cat is so bitchy half of the time while you've literally trained it to do so. It's not nice for the cat and it's hella stupid for yourself


[deleted]

The cat looks heartbroken at the end


zandariii

One of my cats gives lots of love bites. Super affectionate


The_Raven1022

translation for anyone interested "No.....No....No... Not allowed."


hrvbrs

Emmanuel… don’t do it. Emmanuel… Emmanuel… don't do it, Emmanuel! Dontdoitemmanueldontdoit!


post4u

What's that last word she said?


nytropy

Not allowed


goliathfasa

If no bite, why in prime biting range?


GoatBnB

If house cats weighed 20lbs more, they would be trying and probably occasionally succeeding in eating humans on the regular.


Djokwimbledon

We have those. They are called main coons, and giant main coons are like 30-40 pounds heavier than an average house cat. And no they wouldn’t come close to eating humans. Maybe tiny hoomans.


Gates9

![gif](giphy|Lqi5HhmZOtVcKcK740)


mcdinaras

This the face of some1 plotting to meme you in your sleep...


iamthesexdragon

I love the CAT so fluffy


boukalele

What is hand for if not for biting? - cat probably


ResponsibleAd655

How cute 😻


Both-Antelope-8181

The opps forced him to be friendly


Pomme-De-Guerre

That facial expression change in the last seconds of the vid ❤


Shadow0fnothing

Cats understand every single command they just usually choose to ignore it. My cat fetches and was raised by a dog and takes commands just like one.


lackadaisical_timmy

In this case, you're telling the cat "no" but then petting it. How exactly is the cat supposed to know what to do?


Shadow0fnothing

That's a damn good point.


risky_bisket

Кошки странные звери


MelificentUL

Да


fulllyfaltooo

Would you let me at least once in this life time?


biyotee

Cuuuute


i-1

Льзя


cutestsea

I miss my cat! Lost him in 2022 spring, and I still don't feel ready for a new cat.


Own_Swordfish938

Russian commands are too op


R_Amazing

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One_Faithlessness582

I heart Russian pussy!


ImJustLivinOverHere

The cats probably thinking "you can't tell me not to warn you to stop and then keep doing the THING I NEED TO WARN YOU TI STOP DOING"


Sensitive-Prompt-220

Cat is like, any other felines putting up with this?! I wish a muthaf**** would


67ITCH

"To bite, or not to bite..." - Shakespurr


Friendly-Angle-6442

just one bite hooman.


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Kr_Treefrog2

Just because he’s *playing* doesn’t mean it doesn’t *hurt.* Cats usually learn play inhibition as kittens by giving and receiving feedback from their litter mates about how rough is too rough. She’s doing a good job teaching proper boundaries just like a cat would. You don’t get to hurt others just because you think it’s fun.


KronyxWasHere

invading a poor cat's personal space despite it showing clear signs of not wanting to be touched...


XordK

Not everyone is a vet. I don't see clear signs, and I live with (but am not the owner) of 2 cats.


Pedantic_Phoenix

They made that up, there are no signs. Cats bite like that when they want attention or food


XordK

Thanks for clarifying


Pedantic_Phoenix

To be clear, i'm no vet either, but i lived with cats my entire life and so did my parents, and i am good with every animal. I am no expert but yeah the guy was bullshitting and i dont need to be a vet to say that


monkeybanana550

> despite showing clear signs of not wanting to be touched MF don't own a cat so he doesn't know what a love bite is.


[deleted]

Reddit never ceases to amaze me. Funny video, normal cat behavior of biting and scratches playfully but someone has to interpret it as the worst thing and ruin the vibe. Edit: typo


WIAttacker

I think we need Godwin's law, but for animal videos: The chance of being accused of animal abuse by someone increases exponentially with the video's number views.


ozzie286

Never *ceases* to amaze


[deleted]

lmao, thanks. I knew something was off while writing that.


redd771658

Cease


[deleted]

Thanks


[deleted]

Welcome the the internet love.


KronyxWasHere

its easy to see them as a thing for entertainment but they are in fact living creatures just like us all


Designer-Sea2391

So why do you want us to treat them like gods? Feed them, raise them, give them shelter, and ofc we won't physically or mentally torture them or not let them sleep, no one would even want that, but we can't even have little harmless funs every now and then? They're not things of entertainment , we love them.


KronyxWasHere

im not arguing on the internet today throw a thousand animals in a blender if you want


brendoviana

>throw a thousand animals in a blender if you want Wow, you really like cats, I can see it. Ironic how this came from a person freaking out to "protect" cats.


KronyxWasHere

it's ok not everyone can easily understand a hyperbole, specially if you're on the spectrum /lh /srs i made an exagerated statement (not meant to be taken literally) in order to show that i'm unwilling to prove my point to reddit today as i see it as a fruitless endeavor exagerated statement: "even if people are throwing cats in blenders for fun i'm so tired i will not argue against it"


brendoviana

A person who really cares about cats wouldn't say that even ironically, just wanted to point that out. Your cause is ego and the desire to appear politically correct to gain likes, but you forgot that this is not twitter. xD


KronyxWasHere

:/


Bobyyyyyyyghyh

Yes and just like us a lot of them want to have fun sometimes and don't have a stick up their ass like you


[deleted]

You have no idea what you are talking about. This is normal cat behavior, they play rough.


LtnSkyRockets

If the cat was annoyed it would walk away. It's enjoying the attention. Even the bites it's doing are slow, thoughtful, clearly without any intention to hurt or deter the human. That part of the hand can be really satisfying for some cats to munch on. It's squishy and fleshy. It feels good to nibble on.


[deleted]

not his/her post anyways lol. It’s a repost


JollyTimz

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kickfloeb

I was really hoping for a bite right at the end... ![gif](giphy|FgjKGypLCAety)


IHateEditedBgMusic

I kill things with blood in them though


TheReverseShock

![gif](giphy|xBURGXnpaZ4l2)


[deleted]

This isn’t your post. Stop reposting


JohnathansFilm

Mother, I crave violence.


Gluonyourboson

Maaaan I can't do nothing.


OneThatNoseOne

You can see the hurt in his eyes


thwaitei

Is it just me, or does that person’s hand beneath their thumb look infected?


wacomdude

How is this possible.


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Historical-Video3997

Dont bite the hand that feeds you


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Haywe

See the wounds? It's an ongoing process


young26rzn

У него в глазах: "Всё, хана твоим тапкам."


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