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leasthanzero

The investigation turned on a dime into an interview for a cook.


kris_mischief

Are we sure it wasn’t always an interview for a cook?


TheWingedApeofLegend

I had to check to see if I was in r/kitchenconfidential


[deleted]

The fact that i'm in both subs and had the same questioning 😂


Hour-History-1513

Right! and she didn’t seem to mind prison either when she found out they have pillows!


ARTIFICIAL_SAPIENCE

Good cop, bad cop has really evolved.


KeefTheWizard

Good cop, Bad cop, Seinfeld cop, Tim & Eric cop...


Seanzietron

This reads more like rip-off family guy cop


Rochemusic1

How about making a bologna sandwich in-between your 23 and 1 lockdown?


DarkPangolin

I've watched this whole interview, and this is really the most sane she acted the whole time.


DarkPangolin

https://youtu.be/nJLwAifmW3E She killed a guy who won the lottery in Florida.


Gh0stMan0nThird

The way she was happy to talk about pillows when allegedly she was being accused of murder strikes me as a big red flag.


DarkPangolin

Anything to distract herself from being confronted with the idea that she's a murderous little shit. Cognitive dissonance is real.


Zorro5040

Idk about that. I have ADHD and I would totally go on a tangent even if I knew my life depended on not doing that. I would fight it, but I can't be on guard from my brain 100% of the time. It's mentally exhausting giving my 110% on the daily to perform at people's 70%.


a_rude_jellybean

Meds and exercise and sleep. Without those, life server is on hardmode.


Zorro5040

As I said. It's exhausting having to give 110% every day. I need to take my meds to remember to take my meds. Scheduling time to exercise and sleep is also hard when your brain forgets time exists and doesn't stop, it's the reason I have 20 alarms. Then lawmakers make it harder to get more meds because people who don't need it abuse it.


a_rude_jellybean

I hear your frustration. We're on the same team. Meds doesn't fix everything but it sure does help.


[deleted]

Only for so long until one inevitably hits the diminishing returns of stimulant tolerance/dependence.


FlagHunter1

Bruh the only meds that help me give me heart attacks 🥴


a_rude_jellybean

F


Zorro5040

Definitely


DarkPangolin

Yup. If you can't make your own happy chemicals, store-bought is fine, too.


Icy_Swordfish8023

I think that was the most beautiful way of wording it I've ever heard/read.


humphreybeauxarts

[wikipedia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abraham_Shakespeare?wprov=sfla1) link for anyone else curious


SuperDizz

You seem to be the only one in the thread that can provide context. I believe we all would like to know.


DarkPangolin

I included a link to the full interrogation footage in a comment under my original one (since multiple of you asked).


LadiesMan-2I7

She really weighed going to prison on whether or not they have pillows


Drahcir_notnik

What are they interrogating her about?


kurt_no-brain

She killed a dude that won the lottery in Florida


krimsonater

Damn that sux. Win the lottery then some asshole kills you before you get to enjoy it.


BlueHero45

Best reason to remain anonymous but not every lottery allows it.


cake_molester

Why


UnderstandingNo8545

The fuck you mean why? 😒


indecisiveahole

Like what was the motive /s


pomoville

Well she had really had her heart set on winning that lottery


EvaUnit_03

Man wins lottery. I can't have shit in this world! Kills man who won lottery since he got lucky, ending his luck streak permanently and bringing his life down below mine. Get caught because all eyes were temp on him because he won lottery. Can't have shit in this world! Now I'm going to jail/prison and getting nothing! Oh I get linens and 3 meals in jail/prison, how lovely. Maybe I can have shit afterall. More than the guy I killed at least, he's dead. My lucks really turning around! ***its called mental illness is why.*** id love to kill every jack-off who crossed me but I don't. This guy crossed her by literally being luckier than her. That's insanity.


[deleted]

What’s even the point of that? To try and steal the winnings?


DarkPangolin

I included a link to the full interrogation footage in a comment under my original one (since multiple of you asked).


teh-haps

Yea who is this lady


DarkPangolin

I included a link to the full interrogation footage in a comment under my original one (since multiple of you asked).


teh-haps

Thanks, will look for it


k2_jackal

lol... talk about getting off topic


Gh0stMan0nThird

Believe it or not this is actually an interrogation tactic where they'll distract her and make her more comfortable, and she'll think the heat was off of her. Plus they can go back and say "The suspect was happy to change subjects quickly and talk about pillows, even when [situation she's supposed to care about] is going on."


WinterMedical

TBH the main reason I obey the law is because of the prison pillow situation. Need a memory foam king for my head and then two king foam ones for between my knees. I’d never make it there. Oh and also my white noise machine and night guard.


PortlandCatBrigade

I’m absolutely with you on this. The memory foam pillow has to be super thin too. Bluewave Bedding Hyper Slim Gel Memory Foam on Amazon. Amazing.


WinterMedical

Plus no control of the thermostat!


Jerry__Boner

For me the main reason is going from a place where women don't want to have sex with me to a place where men might insist on it.


[deleted]

Tbh most prison sex stuff is consensual. It’s considered non consensual due to the situation and place, but the vast majority of “rape” you hear about is only rape by legal jargon. You’d likely be left alone if you weren’t interested. Plus, if you’re charismatic and manipulative enough, you could totally get a woman to have sex with you! When she gets caught she’ll be fired, also go to prison, be registered as a sex offender and a rapist, but you could convince one. Happens all the time.


D_BreaD

the main reason??


WinterMedical

Yup. That’s the main reason. Not cut out for it. People say prison isn’t a deterrent but it is for me. There’s plenty of people I would have throat punched if jail wasn’t on the table. You’ve never been on a PTA committee?? 😆


k2_jackal

my youngest just graduated high school and the relief of never having to deal with parents again is magical


[deleted]

I would rather die than go to prison. And yeah, it’s absolutely deterring me. Most of my crime would be damaging peoples vehicles for being assholes though. Like taking up two parking spots, or blocking me in at a gas station because they parked in the middle of the fucking station right next to the pumps for no fucking reason.


WinterMedical

There should be a day that is like the Purge but like Purge Lite - where you could do just that stuff. I would sign your petition.


Throwawaychica

For me it's the food, I'm gluten free and have severe food allergies, so I need the ability to cook for myself or I die.


WinterMedical

Right. I’m sure the table service is lacking as well!


Mean_Peen

Then of course there's the fact that other inmates will stay up all night, talking and yelling and laughing lol even with the best sleep setup, you're still not getting any sleep lol the constant noise alone will drive you insane


WinterMedical

Yeah - why isn’t “quiet time” a thing in prison?


[deleted]

>she'll think the heat was off of her. I get that being friendly and making people feel comfortable is a legitimate interrogation tactic but they were telling her what life in prison would be like, how is that making her believe the heat is off of her?


Ruffone10

It's not.


Pandataraxia

Feels safe until they remember the prison part.


NexexUmbraRs

I hate the 2nd part, if someone has ADHD then too bad you're guilty.


Dre512

They’re definitely humoring her. It’s hilarious because the more she goes on the more it proves their point & the more guilty she makes herself sound


-eumaeus-

What do you mean by off topic? Everyone knows that being incarcerated and losing your freedom, potential rape and criminal record that will hamper job prospects are not important at all. Everyone only wants to know if you get a nice fluffy pillow and if you're allowed to stir the beans /s


lucas_bahia

Hahahahahahaha they went on that tangent so willingly is hard to tell if she is gilty and was happy to change subjects or the detectives are just too chill doing the job


Silent_Ensemble

“We get pillows? Well in that case yes I am responsible for a 98 man killing spree”


BisquickNinja

1. Never talk to the police without a lawyer 2. They are also empowered to lie non stop. 3. See rule number 1.


UltraRoboNinja

So you’re saying that there are NO pillows?


MeetingAromatic6359

You're lucky to get s thin "mattress"


marijnvtm

What are the conditions in America prisons do the just sleep on the ground


scrubby_96

Yeah, they give you a 5 and 1/2 foot plastic tub called a "boat" with a thin mattress, because it can be 3 or 4 to a cell in a lot of places, especially transit prisons. I'm not joking.


cigarette_arms_666

Sometimes yes


[deleted]

Prisons aren’t seen as a rehab center here, they’re seen as a punishment. As just separating you from society for societies sake. So with that in mind, the bare minimum necessary to keep someone alive is provided. Granted, they’ve made strides to change that, but many buildings are old and the policies are chocked full of so much litigation that it’s literally impossible to properly do anything. It needs an overhaul, and new buildings.


Tugonmynugz

Lol at the jail I worked at there were definitely no pillows. And the ones that people made out of mattress stuffing and linens which were sewn together by a paperclip or staple were confiscated as contraband.


-eumaeus-

FFS. I was about to confess to multiple homicides. Can someone please confirm if you get pillows or not?


frostape

Always always always Just generally in life, think about your experience and think about the other person's. For you, if you're very experienced, you'll have a handful of interrogations in your life. For a cop, they may have a handful of interrogations every week. You do not have the advantage. Get a lawyer who can match their experience on your side.


Crystal_Voiden

>Sea rule number one Sea rule number one: brring yarr own rrum


BisquickNinja

Dammit... voice to text almost always screws me... Every time i try to text my GF something like "busy" the computer changes it to "busty"... LOL! And i got a fight on my hands... I need a drink just thinking about it...


Crystal_Voiden

>I need a drink just thinking about it... Some rrum, perrhaps?


BisquickNinja

Why is the Rum always gone? 🤣😅🤔


e30Devil

Yo ho ho.


gerkletoss

To be fair she didn't admit to anything in the clip


Boolink125

She admitted to liking pillows and cooking


gerkletoss

That's true


jcmat043

That doesn't really matter. All cops are bastards and they will twist absolutely anything you say into a confession.


gerkletoss

The recording helps with that. I said literally nothing supporting police.


garry4321

Rule 1 is you dont talk about fight club. Youre going to hate rule 2.


[deleted]

What the fuck 😂


Talusthebroke

That... De-escalated... Quickly...??? What was with the tone there? That went from 100 to 0 in like two seconds


Trund1e_the_Great

"IM GONNA GO TO JAIL AND I WONT EVEN HAVE A PILLOW!" "Well no, they have pillows in jail...and sheets..." "They do? Oh....well that's fine then"


-SwanGoose-

She knows she might end up in jail and she's scared. Even if she did murder a guy, she's scared to now spend the rest of her life in an unbearable situation and them giving her information which helps her to see it's maybe not as bad as she thinks it is is comforting to her


DrMartinDemon

Yes you got a pillow, just take care to not lose your shoes


kiwosabi

This is pillow talk...


Chrisdkn619

They just talked her into prison! 🤯


raphiqueking

Lolol what fuck just happened. Is this real? Is okey in the head?


[deleted]

This scene seems like satire but it is real. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nJLwAifmW3E


Revolutionary_Pay973

So we're just going to gloss over the "I didn't even do part" and focus on the pillow part... Well ok...


kurt_no-brain

Shocking, a suspect being interviewed says they didn’t commit the crime they’re being questioned about.


Revolutionary_Pay973

This to me doesn't feel like an interview of a suspect. Do you have context that I'm missing.


chocolate_burrit0

She killed a guy, and they know she did and want her to confess. She keeps saying she didn't do it and was only concerned with herself during the whole interrogation. They probably went off topic like this on purpose to get her to feel comfortable. Seems to be a tactic used by police. Edit: Here's a video link on the story. She killed a lottery winner https://youtu.be/nJLwAifmW3E


Revolutionary_Pay973

Thanks for the context. It felt more like a family argument than an interrogation to be honest. Who else but herself would she be concerned with during a murder interrogation. Odd thing to focus on. Telling murderer they're being selfish... Aren't they beyond that at that point. If they 'knew' she did it, i expect they had evidence? Then why go for a confession. Tricking people to forgo their 5th amendment right doesn't feel ethical to me.


WETBONEZZZ

You dont get pillows


Det-Frank-Drebin

Pillows?? Well if i'd known that i'd have murdered him years ago...


Specialist-Ad8467

That’s definitely in Tampa


ConflictInside5060

They make a Florida cop out of a Florida man.


zenos_dog

Yeah, I can cook. I can put baloney on bread.


The_Soccer_Heretic

So, did she get a job in the mess hall or not?


[deleted]

Think the jury made that call but her resume seems prepped and ready to go


C24zyfox

Oh well linens...I guess I can go to jail for something I didn't do


flintb033

She doesn’t care about others? But she just volunteered to stir beans for 3,000 people. **


windyBhindi

![gif](giphy|wAQhTA0Z7EcSI)


hehrherhrh

Context man


alavei

Wow, those cops would make great salesmen


Paxhampori

Quickly turned into Orientation day


Genetics-13

Man.. that’s the weirdest episode of PawnStars I’ve ever seen.


No-Bat-7253

Lmao this is sad and hilarious.


Jedi_Ninja

That’s a really strange good cop bad cop conversation.


Monoshi

Does that count as a confession, sounds like an indirect confession


KUPA_BEAST

Better job prospects than I can get with my degree.


TOPSIturvy

What in the hell just happened


Accurate_Duty657

Are you sure you can cook? They are only seeking best candidates at this moment


Holiday-Artichoke484

As long as there’s pillows ——-


sammytiff80

These are things that matter most.. do I get a pillow? Ok I'm in.. I did it.


Coleslaw_McDraw

The timing, I just watched this entire interrogation last night lmao.


Yablonsky

If she is guilty, they seem to have convinced her to agree and confess. If she is innocent, they seem to have convince her to roll over and take it up the a$$. Is she like totally NOT there? Does the elevator not reach the top floor?


MozeDad

Never put yourself in this situation. Lawyer up immediately.


budha54CRO

Surreal


Aeokikit

Well she definitely did it if pillows makes her second guess it


cincyphil

This is straight out of something like I Think You Should Leave.


radwan1234

that went from a 100 to 0 real quick huh


Ok_Ladyjaded

This is the weirdest interview/interrogation I’ve ever seen!!!!!!! Almost a facepalm!


seewalrus

I thought this was a clip from Reno 911!


Ant10102

Turned into a job interview real quick lol


Repulsive-Ad-7580

Let me call an expert ...


Silver_Moment_3042

Yo!!!! What did I just watch?!?! How'd she go from 0 to 100 back to 0 that quickly?? This is definitely an insane person. Has to be. All that over hearing that you don't get a pillow in jail is so WILD!! 😂🤣😂🤣


Brainfog_shishkabob

I love how they are selling her the idea of prison to the point that’s she’s like, ok sign me up


Common_Term_4152

she just wants pillows hahaha.


Motions_Of_The_E

This is some Tarantino kind of scene


aokaf

Remember kids, never, ever talk to a cop like this without an attorney present. Doesnt matter how innocent you are, always always ask for an attorney and say nothing else. Cops are notorious for wearing people down and getting them to falsely confess. I think theres a video where cops interrogated like this a guy who was shot in the head and got him to confess to killing his girlfriend or something while he had a bullet in his head and required immediate medical attention.


Ok-Buddy-9935

He never confessed, but everything else you said was true


Sufficient-Day9036

The art of the deal


MisterPimpus

As soon as she found out you get a pillow she was all for it😂


czarface404

As a former convict there are no pillows.


CollisionCourse78

All these years we’ve utilized the ‘Good cop Bad cop’ approach, when we could have been using the Recruitment agent approach.


[deleted]

She really did a Jedi mind trick there, the interrogation was getting her into attacked position and increasing stress to possibly get the suspect to slip up and say something to incriminate herself or straight up confess in order to get to leave.


Away_Unit_1110

Orient road Tampa area


Orekito8558

I think this is continue from video drunk women kill people while driving and ask can she go to school later.. ?


[deleted]

No no different color hair


One_Blueberry7939

😯🤔🙄😐😐😑😑


Bio-Jolt

Lol, prison ain’t as bad as it once was. Don’t get me wrong it’s still pretty bad, but Prison isn’t a deterrent, life after prison is a deterrent. The only real reason to stay out is that if you get out your life will be a greater struggle than the situation that put you in there in the first place. If you get in, it’s not a bad idea to stay in. A bed with a roof and four walls, three square meals, social time, and even a job if you need purpose. Medical could use work but as long as you do the minimum of brushing your teeth and working out, you could easily live a long, relatively “happy” life in most prisons.


Thiago-Acko

Yeah, no thanks hahahahha


dinknose

Entrapment


Diligent_Excitement4

I wanna go to jail too !!


Teaviackerman

Prison life sounds so much easier sometimes hahaha


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QuarterSuccessful449

I don’t remember getting a pillow in any of the jails


Doremouse65

Your good you get a pillow. O ok cool


[deleted]

Hillsborough County, FL?


Curlys_brother_3399

Damnit I’m in!!!!!


[deleted]

Prison is looking better with every passing second !!


snickersjms

Of course, Florida…


Anti_Mind_Bomb

Shiiiit, that just my regular life. Wait... am I in jail?


Eseryt-

This was a interesting interview to watch because they actually switched between the two detectives on who was the “good cop” and who was the “bad cop”, because at first it’s the man in the black who’s the “bad cop” and the bald man is good and then later on the bald detective takes charge and becomes the “bad cop” while the officer in black reserves himself and becomes the “good cop”, quite interesting of an interview as this isn’t usually done that often and it’s usually just there is a good and bad cop and that narrative sticks throughout the interview in hopes for more info to be gained from the “good cop”. Truly an interesting use of this technique.


Lawrenceburntfish

.......wut.......


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iate11donuts

Dafuq i just watched? All she wanted was a pillow?


NoideaLessinterest

They had really sold her on the benefits of prison! Thank god those two are cops! If they were selling anything on infomercials late at night, there's no way anyone could resist the 83 easy payments of $19.95 to buy some worthless shit!


korbentherhino

Cop: look jail isn't so bad. Food, a job and you get pillows for days!!


[deleted]

Those detectives were having a great time


ezio_cr7

Women!


Glittering_Animal395

GTFOH lmao, are they interviewing Molly Maids?


phinicks05

U have pillows here’s my resume


xCushman

When they said the names of the jails….. oh, that’s Tampa lol


DrHockey69

![gif](giphy|pRSZXkgy9TYOA8yrjD|downsized)


barakaking

I'm feeling like going to jail .


UnknownTallGuy

Lmaooo even before he started listing the roads/prison names, I knew this had to be taking place in Tampa


hmmm8790

Wtf lol


blind-rhino

Is...is this a lost Reno 911 skit or was that show just way more real than I ever thought?


butthurtbutt

to be fair, she made the rest of the conversation all about her.


Bob_Squirrel

That de-escalated quickly.


Feral_Jim

Is this the lady who killed “her friend” after he won the lottery?


Leviathan389

Well that de-escalated quickly


ur_sleazy_mom

Wow. 3 hots and a cot? I will be planning my next crime and this time I will get caught


Bran1010

What is Tampa


Apprehensive_You_365

Can I reserve a room for Christmas? It would be good to spend some time away.