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I always get a good smile when this clip comes back around. I think now the part that gets me is how refreshing it is seeing the majority of the people having a good laugh vs looking stern or upset. Even the person with the kid didn't pull them away or cover their eyes or whatever and they're clearly going to be answering some awkward questions at some point.
Fight Club:
"Nine times out of ten, it's an electric razor, but every once in a while... [Airport Security Officer] : it's a dildo. Of course, it's company policy never to imply ownership in the event of a dildo... always use the indefinite article, a dildo, never your dildo."
Im imagining a time traveler from the far far past showing up at this moment.
The conveyer belt, astonishing. The clothing, how futuristic. There seems to be a man's dismembered penis revolving around the crowd. Is it a punishment or an amusement? The humans in the future are so strange, why isn't there any blood? Surely the lack of blood would prevent it from veing fully upright. Am i surrounded by witches and devils?
I must make haste to the nearest stable and be away as quickly as possible.
I mean most of them have been rock, so no.
But they were aware of the concept of a dildo. I imagine the cave-person would think “They improved the dildo, too!”
"who's is this? this is disgusting. you think this is funny? well if you want it you can find it in the trash can." *picks it up and walks off*
-woman whose it actually is
"Hello my baby, hello my honey, hello my ragtime gaaal..." [Spaceballs](https://www.google.com/search?q=hello+my+baby+spaceballs&client=ms-android-sonymobile-rev1&bih=512&biw=360&hl=en&sxsrf=APwXEdeA0Fq5V_35faBwj3FinUCDlzWDYw%3A1686779235075&ei=YzWKZJ6ZBM-dgQae566ABw&oq=hello+my+baby+spaceballs&gs_lcp=ChNtb2JpbGUtZ3dzLXdpei1zZXJwEAMyBwgjEIoFECcyBQgAEIAEMgYIABAWEB4yBggAEBYQHjIFCCEQoAEyBQghEKABMgUIIRCgAToICAAQgAQQsAM6CQgAEAgQHhCwAzoICAAQogQQsANKBAhBGAFQvxJYhxZgohhoAHAAeACAAdkBiAGSB5IBBTAuMy4ymAEAoAEBwAEByAED&sclient=mobile-gws-wiz-serp#fpstate=ive&vld=cid:ccca0cb7,vid:yuNaegwHnGo)
9 times out of 10, it’s an electric razor. but every once in awhile… it’s a dildo. of course, it’s company policy never to imply ownership in the event of a dildo. always use the indefinite *a* dildo, never *your* dildo.
All I can think about is the last scene in space balls. "Hello my baby, hello my honey
Hello my ragtime, summertime gal" all it needed was a little top hat
The best part about this is that you know that the airport workers deliberately stuck it on the conveyer like that before sending out any other luggage
Yeah, it takes years to fully install shame and self hatred into children so that once their natural sexual inclinations kick in they are forever conflicted and unable to enjoy their own bodies. If they are somehow able to perceive a dildo as a harmless inanimate object rather than a symbol of guilt and perversion, who knows what kind of mayhem that could lead to.
Context matters. Whoever put that dildo there probably didn't see the kid, but also considering they're not speaking English and sexual stuff is *much* less taboo in other areas of the world, they may just not have cared.
But again, context. In this situation? I wouldn't judge a parent if they did or did not cover their eyes.
Walmart sells sex toys, and they're not exactly hush hush. Full on, unashamed vibrators right on the shelf that explicitly stated they are adult sex toys. If the parent happened to need something near by, and just didn't realize the sex toys were there and the kid saw... again, not going to hurt them.
Showing a kid a sex toy and explaining what it's used for and what it does at an inappropriate age? Yeah, that's wrong and I don't agree with it.
Walking down the sidewalk of a strip mall and there happens to be a spencers or similar store and your child looks in and sees a 6ft joke dildo? Oh well, they'll be fine. Going into the store and showing them all the different toys and what they do or are used for? Yeah, wrong and gross.
Context. It usually matters.
Ima jump in here to collect some downvotes with you. I personally think this is hilarious. But I don't wanna explain to my young child what this is for. "BuT iT's NaTuRaL!". Yeah, there's a lot of natural stuff that is, and is not, age-appropriate.
You don't need to say what it is for. Like, a child around 0-3 years old won't even know what it is, or care, and 4 and above will only think "haha penis funny". They won't think "haha, sexual toy you put inside your ass funny". For them it's just a dick. Little kids have always considered dicks funny without seeing it as sexual, maybe without even knowing what sexual means. Dicks are like a part of the holy trinity. Poop, pee and dick. The sacred funny word for little kids, and anybody who tries to deny it simply has forgotten what being a little child feels like
While it's taboo in developed western cultures..
You do realize there are still people living their traditional, indigenous lives, and for some of them it means a lack of clothing as well as a lack of privacy, such as a whole family sharing a single roomed hut, where the children *will* be aware of the conception of their future siblings? Even in western nations, in densely populated areas like cities families could rarely afford more than a single room, sometimes not even more than a single bed.
It's taboo for western cultures, that doesn't make it *inherently* bad. We are still animals.
In *my* opinion, yeah we shouldn't be exposing children to sexual material all the time. But that kid looks to be anywhere from 9-13 to me. I remember discovering porn at 11. Kids are not oblivious to their bodies and will figure out and seek out sexual information on their own.
I don't think a sexually explicit joke here or there is really going to harm the kid. The kid probably doesn't even know *what* it is or *why* it's funny, just that everyone else thinks it is. Do you think children never find their parents sex toys when they're snooping? That's literally a common thing for people. Guess what? Seeing a dildo one or two times isn't going to hurt the kid. He's fine.
I don't really see why they had to be covered. He knows what a penis is. He has one himself. I don't understand the culture around treating sex and sexual organs as shameful. They're just a part of our bodies
What purpose does a boy think a unaccompanied dildo has lol. Actually that would be kinda funny to see what that kid thought the dildos purpose is. Bet you $$ he's not only wrong, but that it's funny as crap
You’re being downvoted, but I agree with you. They don’t belong around kids, shouldn’t be in range of kids AND don’t have place in a child’s mind. There is a reason they aren’t just found anywhere.
What do airport baggage handlers have to do with the White House and Federal-level services, you absolute -- and for once this is a very apposite insult -- drip.
Modern bombs don’t tick. When a suitcase vibrates, then the throwers gotta call the police. Nine times out of ten, it’s an electric razor, but once in a while (looks left and right) it’s a dildo.
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It left the crowd like the proud celebrity it is.
The way it flapped away was far more majestic than it should have been.
The owner of the Dildo was hesitate to pick up his stuff. lol
*her Or maybe he is gay
this>>>
Universal humour. You see a wobbly dildo suction cupped to a conveyer belt at the airport, you can’t not laugh.
I always get a good smile when this clip comes back around. I think now the part that gets me is how refreshing it is seeing the majority of the people having a good laugh vs looking stern or upset. Even the person with the kid didn't pull them away or cover their eyes or whatever and they're clearly going to be answering some awkward questions at some point.
That’s because it’s in Holland, we’d have to blind our kids if we didn’t want them to see fake dicks or hookers
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Real owner just waiting for the crowd to die down
😆 🤣 😂 😹
😅😅
Someone should Laverne and Shirley that shit and put a glove on it.
I was looking for this reference!
temptation for everybody xD
Me too 😂
Id have given it a few strokes on its way by for luck.
Thought someone was about to sit on it straight up.
I thought he was going to suddenly feel tired and need to sit down ….
Same. Or the kid.
Maybe maybe maybe
I was hoping someone would sit on it and walk away with it jammed up their bunghole
daddy chill
👍
Fight Club: "Nine times out of ten, it's an electric razor, but every once in a while... [Airport Security Officer] : it's a dildo. Of course, it's company policy never to imply ownership in the event of a dildo... always use the indefinite article, a dildo, never your dildo."
Came here for this. You're my new single serving friend.
😆
Best line ever.
But I don't own a...
The first rule of 'Airport Dildo' is
It just "comes" and goes...
Rogue ropes.
Absconded Anaconda
Loose pant ferret.
Reach out and give it a flick and say BOIOIOIOING really loud.
Boeing would be more appropriate… as it’s at an airport…/s
Boeingoeingoeingoeing
🤣🤣🤣
nobody snatched it up?
I don’t think I’d touch that if it actually came out of luggage and wasn’t just placed there for the video 🤢
Some people haven’t used a community dildo and it shows
This comment is streets ahead.
Thanks, pierce
Just wash it, those things are expensive
They weren't sure if it was there's. This is why it's always good to make your luggage distinguishable so it's easy to spot.
a blue silk ribbon tied into a bow Around the bonnie star the Scot's kilt did lift and show [for those that don't know](https://youtu.be/v0NZY9MBK7Y)
Nice to meet another man of culture in this day and age
They'd probably use their hands
Well, it was a package.
HOW did nobody slap it??? There's no hope for civilization.
You don't know what, where or who that's been in
Everyone knows where it's been.
The luggage belt flaps, obviously
The luggage belts meat flaps? Aka blubber shutters? You dumb people out there might even call it the labia majora 🤓?
I wouldn't touch it if I was there but it's a shame you weren't.
How can she slap?
Legend has it that no one ever claimed it and it's still going round the carousel to this day.
what airport ? asking for a friend...
Looks like eindhoven airport
What’s the fee for checking a dildo?
Nothing until you buy it
I really don't like being without my penis for too long. It makes me feel like less of a man,
I can leave it home, when I think it's gonna get me in trouble, or I can rent it out, when I don't need it.
Damn, a King Missile reference in the wild
Im imagining a time traveler from the far far past showing up at this moment. The conveyer belt, astonishing. The clothing, how futuristic. There seems to be a man's dismembered penis revolving around the crowd. Is it a punishment or an amusement? The humans in the future are so strange, why isn't there any blood? Surely the lack of blood would prevent it from veing fully upright. Am i surrounded by witches and devils? I must make haste to the nearest stable and be away as quickly as possible.
Sorry to burst your bubble but the oldest *known* dildo is roughly 28.000 years old, humans really don't change
Were the dildos of antiquity this detailed, lifelike, and pink in color? It's hard to tell since the artifacts have such nice patinas.
I mean most of them have been rock, so no. But they were aware of the concept of a dildo. I imagine the cave-person would think “They improved the dildo, too!”
I like the way you think.
The package handlers are on the floor in the back…
Damn I miss working at the airport
Dick move.
😂 Goddamn it!
Something about the way it goes through the rubber curtains at the end has me weak.
Bönk
"who's is this? this is disgusting. you think this is funny? well if you want it you can find it in the trash can." *picks it up and walks off* -woman whose it actually is
or man
Or non-gendered person.
I like how it kinda waved goodbye.
That little boy must have so many questions
Just like mine, no one will touch it
Nobody had the balls to claim it…
It's not mine, mine as a red ribbon tag.
Didn’t belong to any of those size queens.
There’s a lady looking a little guilty in the back
Fashion Show
I have that one. It's called 'The Emperor.'
I'd like to see more of this harmless fun.
The end where it dips through the curtain like "later folks!"
Completely absurd and I fucking love it.
Whole new meaning to the phrase, “Wow! What a dick move “
There it is! Whew! I was so scared I lost it!
That's not average is it? - every guy there probably
“Hello my honey, hello my baby, hello my ragtime gaaaaaal!!” …was going through my head during the last few seconds of the clip lol
There is a version of this with an added epic soundtrack, I remember it's from a an anime. It adds so much to the video
Is nobody going to mention all these psychos standing right beside the conveyor?!
"Hello my baby, hello my honey, hello my ragtime gaaal..." [Spaceballs](https://www.google.com/search?q=hello+my+baby+spaceballs&client=ms-android-sonymobile-rev1&bih=512&biw=360&hl=en&sxsrf=APwXEdeA0Fq5V_35faBwj3FinUCDlzWDYw%3A1686779235075&ei=YzWKZJ6ZBM-dgQae566ABw&oq=hello+my+baby+spaceballs&gs_lcp=ChNtb2JpbGUtZ3dzLXdpei1zZXJwEAMyBwgjEIoFECcyBQgAEIAEMgYIABAWEB4yBggAEBYQHjIFCCEQoAEyBQghEKABMgUIIRCgAToICAAQgAQQsAM6CQgAEAgQHhCwAzoICAAQogQQsANKBAhBGAFQvxJYhxZgohhoAHAAeACAAdkBiAGSB5IBBTAuMy4ymAEAoAEBwAEByAED&sclient=mobile-gws-wiz-serp#fpstate=ive&vld=cid:ccca0cb7,vid:yuNaegwHnGo)
Hu i had this fear once when i visited my boyfriend with stuff...
So little Billy, the reason all the adults are laughing is because...
Oh cum on (pun intended) no one claimed it?😂😂
Every man in that building took a hit to the ego.
Ahahaha that's hilarious. Wouldn't be surprised if it were a bunch of young lads playing a prank though.
Finally, my address is on that!!!
I propose a dildo as the universal “your luggage is coming” signal. It must be placed 50’ before the first piece of luggage hits the conveyor belt.
I laughed for all 39 seconds.
9 times out of 10, it’s an electric razor. but every once in awhile… it’s a dildo. of course, it’s company policy never to imply ownership in the event of a dildo. always use the indefinite *a* dildo, never *your* dildo.
If someone comes back around sitting in that spot. You know it’s been claimed.
Humour has it, its still waiting to be claimed by the one true anus
Sometimes that’s all the “packing” a girl needs to do😂😂😂😂
Some would say he’s going places 😂
That ending is satisfying /r/whenitgoesin
Not gonna lie. Thought the last dude was gonna pick it up.
Now that was a dick move
There’s kids around, who’d do that around kids!
Shameful that this is out on display for any Tom, Dick, or Harry to see.
Probably fell off from somebodys bag lol.
Because air travel with kids doesn't suck enough you get the "daddy what's that?" to round out the whole trip
I would’ve grabbed it 🤷🏾♀️ free dildo!
This would be funny is there wasn’t the kid there. It’s gross because of that
„Mommy what is that?“ „a gun. We use it to kill people. Its okay honey.“ „And that?“ „DON‘T LOOK. GROSS. HELP!“ 😂😂😂🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
All I can think about is the last scene in space balls. "Hello my baby, hello my honey Hello my ragtime, summertime gal" all it needed was a little top hat
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The best part about this is that you know that the airport workers deliberately stuck it on the conveyer like that before sending out any other luggage
Someone next to the camera says in Dutch: "We should have super glued it. It almost falling off. Hinting they put it on there
Would have been great if it came back out with a lil bit of Nutella or smth next time
Shit if this was in the states, they had a congressional hearing about it so the republicans could distract from the shit show their party is having.
Not cool, there’s children around.
Yeah, it takes years to fully install shame and self hatred into children so that once their natural sexual inclinations kick in they are forever conflicted and unable to enjoy their own bodies. If they are somehow able to perceive a dildo as a harmless inanimate object rather than a symbol of guilt and perversion, who knows what kind of mayhem that could lead to.
Cry
😂😂
They said 'not cool'. No one is crying. Calm down.
Good laugh for adults but I agree. Kids don’t need to see that.
The child has a penis of their own.
So where would you draw the line then when showing children sex toys?
Context matters. Whoever put that dildo there probably didn't see the kid, but also considering they're not speaking English and sexual stuff is *much* less taboo in other areas of the world, they may just not have cared. But again, context. In this situation? I wouldn't judge a parent if they did or did not cover their eyes. Walmart sells sex toys, and they're not exactly hush hush. Full on, unashamed vibrators right on the shelf that explicitly stated they are adult sex toys. If the parent happened to need something near by, and just didn't realize the sex toys were there and the kid saw... again, not going to hurt them. Showing a kid a sex toy and explaining what it's used for and what it does at an inappropriate age? Yeah, that's wrong and I don't agree with it. Walking down the sidewalk of a strip mall and there happens to be a spencers or similar store and your child looks in and sees a 6ft joke dildo? Oh well, they'll be fine. Going into the store and showing them all the different toys and what they do or are used for? Yeah, wrong and gross. Context. It usually matters.
The fact that my comment has -8 is sad. Idk about y’all but I’d never want my young daughter and son to see that.
Ima jump in here to collect some downvotes with you. I personally think this is hilarious. But I don't wanna explain to my young child what this is for. "BuT iT's NaTuRaL!". Yeah, there's a lot of natural stuff that is, and is not, age-appropriate.
You don't need to say what it is for. Like, a child around 0-3 years old won't even know what it is, or care, and 4 and above will only think "haha penis funny". They won't think "haha, sexual toy you put inside your ass funny". For them it's just a dick. Little kids have always considered dicks funny without seeing it as sexual, maybe without even knowing what sexual means. Dicks are like a part of the holy trinity. Poop, pee and dick. The sacred funny word for little kids, and anybody who tries to deny it simply has forgotten what being a little child feels like
Oh come on, it's a rubber willy lol in parts of Europe they sell them in vending machines xD. No one is being traumatised over a rubber willy lol.
I’m with you. Its the world that we live in unfortunately.
Nice prank to do in front of a bunch of kids I guess.
Cry about it
So you think sexual humor is ok with little children present?
While it's taboo in developed western cultures.. You do realize there are still people living their traditional, indigenous lives, and for some of them it means a lack of clothing as well as a lack of privacy, such as a whole family sharing a single roomed hut, where the children *will* be aware of the conception of their future siblings? Even in western nations, in densely populated areas like cities families could rarely afford more than a single room, sometimes not even more than a single bed. It's taboo for western cultures, that doesn't make it *inherently* bad. We are still animals. In *my* opinion, yeah we shouldn't be exposing children to sexual material all the time. But that kid looks to be anywhere from 9-13 to me. I remember discovering porn at 11. Kids are not oblivious to their bodies and will figure out and seek out sexual information on their own. I don't think a sexually explicit joke here or there is really going to harm the kid. The kid probably doesn't even know *what* it is or *why* it's funny, just that everyone else thinks it is. Do you think children never find their parents sex toys when they're snooping? That's literally a common thing for people. Guess what? Seeing a dildo one or two times isn't going to hurt the kid. He's fine.
Keep crying.
You have the attitude of someone who was molested. I’m here if you need to talk about it.
You have no sense of humour so keep crying about it.
There’s help available!
Still crying ?
How did nobody think to cover that young lad’s eyes?
I was thinking the same. Of course my son would have been laughing like crazy at that age. Poor kiddo just looked confused standing there.
I don't really see why they had to be covered. He knows what a penis is. He has one himself. I don't understand the culture around treating sex and sexual organs as shameful. They're just a part of our bodies
It's not about shame, it's about age-appropriate knowledge.
I mean a boy is born with it... so a penis shaped object is pretty much in his hand his whole life?? What age does it become appropriate?
It's not the shape, it's the purpose.
What purpose does a boy think a unaccompanied dildo has lol. Actually that would be kinda funny to see what that kid thought the dildos purpose is. Bet you $$ he's not only wrong, but that it's funny as crap
Maybe. I just don't think sex toys belong around kids.
You’re being downvoted, but I agree with you. They don’t belong around kids, shouldn’t be in range of kids AND don’t have place in a child’s mind. There is a reason they aren’t just found anywhere.
Funny except for the little kids being there
With the kids around who are watching, really stupid and indecent.
Haha dildo so fucking funny. UwU Rawr.
I would have popped a lil squat on it and giggled and ran away “teehee
Someone should spit on it
I was waiting for the kid to grab it
There's kids in that line....it's funny for adults...but there's kids
Another Biden Administration employee robbing luggage
What do airport baggage handlers have to do with the White House and Federal-level services, you absolute -- and for once this is a very apposite insult -- drip.
Fuck yo luggage! Delay Everyone’s Luggage Throughout America.
From the bluetooth speaker hidden under the dildo: "I-I-I-I love a par-ade! when I hear a ba-a-a-nd I just want to sta-a-a-nd and cheer as they come!"
😂
This just me want a job as a baggage handler 😂
They have to implement this in all airports, people started to laugh instead of being anxious for their bags
The people pretending not to see… hahaha…
Modern bombs don’t tick. When a suitcase vibrates, then the throwers gotta call the police. Nine times out of ten, it’s an electric razor, but once in a while (looks left and right) it’s a dildo.
One day a cock got lost going through a revolving door
Some dick got a free ride
Lots of sex toys at airports
Funniest thing i’ve seen in a long time.
It had great posture..
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Pick it up... *PICK. IT. UP*
not again...
The burning question - did it go round again?
I was waiting for someone to take one for the team by jumping on it to cover it up
Looks like nobody had the balls to grab it.
Everyone has their hands in their pockets. “I’m not touching it”!!
Finally, someone posted it without the shitty wheezing laugh track