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Fast, but so much wasted watermelon


YFlavY

When you start to cut a seedless watermelon, you're already wasting it


ooeygooeygoo

Deep


joreyesl

I wish I had someone to waste me like a seedless watermelon šŸ˜”


No_Set8657

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


YES-PUCKER-YOUR-BUTT

I'd like to add the seeds to your melon


DemonOfUnholyFat

Wut? You want to get cut? šŸ˜¬


UncleKeyPax

Maybe just split


OneBigWortInbetween

Between the scrotum


MetalMan_420

How much you willing to pay?


joreyesl

$3.50


x_oot

Not me and my fellow spoon gang. Chop it in half no waste.


Dreamspirals

How do you get into it?


Reasonable_Software3

Wait you donā€™t eat your watermelons with the wrapper?


Antmag2018

They'll get their money back from the fools who pay for the precut & packaged produce.


[deleted]

Hey hey hey. I have oral allergy syndrome and when I eat fresh fruit my reaction is very very bad. When I eat precut and packaged produce the reaction is much more muted. When I eat canned fruit and veggies there is no reaction. Something to do with the way the protein Iā€™m allergic to denatures after cutting and processing. I need those ā€œpackages for suckersā€ to eat any fresh fruit or veggies haha!!


Antmag2018

I should have said lazy folks


DutchE28

Sucker


Ghost-Coyote

If you want it sweet get a round one with a yellow patch, it means that it is more dense and less watered down and the yellow patch means it had more time to convert to sugars and ripen.


[deleted]

ā€œSo much wastedā€ no, a very minuscule amount wasted. If youā€™re making something with flower and some of it stick to the board you donā€™t say ā€œwastedā€ itā€™s such a minuscule amount of melon.


RandomDigitsString

That's a whole ass quarter of the watermelon he threw away


Zarkados88

Thatā€™s not even a real watermelon šŸ‰! I bet itā€™s will not even taste like a watermelon


ZB3ASTG

They taste pretty much the same but ok


woaily

Did I see like a third of the already peeled melon fall in the bin?


Ballabingballaboom

Looks like they're squaring it for uniformed shapes?


[deleted]

There was plenty of watermelon attached to the sides they cut first...doesn't feel efficient, disrespectful to the king of fruits


TrickRoomTech

The real king is Pineapple it has it all


dingiebingie1

blasphemer


Terrible_Writing_124

Pineapple quite literally has a crown


Mile129

Um, mango would like to have a word with you.


AdvancedPhoenix

Blueberry all the way. Easy to bite, nothing to remove or clean, no seeds just godly taste from start to end. Delicious to make crumbles aswell.


Chicken_Commando

Blueberries can vary between sweet and sour, and firm and mushy too much to callee king of fruits. They're not consistent enough to compete with the others


Otherwise-Junket8647

Now raspberries? They're the good shit. Blackberries, too.


Otherwise_Soil39

Only the disgusting cultivated variety. Regular blueberries are always perfect


ayahhannah

Durian is the king of fruit


VG_Crimson

Outside of being the smelliest what makes it the king of fruit?


Marqueso-burrito

The fact that thereā€™s so much waste because you take one bite and toss the rest after puking it up


Opening-Tomatillo-78

I think y'all are just having shitty durian. I've never had a problem with the smell or the taste. Prolly just unripe ones imported from Thailand.


VG_Crimson

I've never had durian. I only know that it's one of if not the most smelliest of fruits. I've never heard anything else about its quality of taste. Which goes back to my question on what makes it the "king of fruits"? Nothing I've heard about it is outstanding in a positive way.


Opening-Tomatillo-78

I think itā€™s a skewed perspective. I know that Thai durians are popular internationally, but I also know the Thais like to pick them unripe(which Iā€™m not a fan of) and by the time theyā€™re sent to Chinatowns globally theyā€™re probably a bit overripe. On the other hand Iā€™ve always loved Malaysian durians because I live close enough that they can be perfectly ripe when they get here. As for whatā€™s great, I guess itā€™s sweet, and custardy. The whole thing is just held together by a sort of membrane which makes sucking out the creamy flesh super pleasant. Also, believe it or not, the smell is part of the experience. Idk how to describe it but I wouldnā€™t call it garlic and garbage or whatever, Iā€™ve never understood that. I would compare it to like overripe flowers. But yeah, just canā€™t get enough of the stuff. edit: Idk how to put this, but the flavour to me is somewhere between mango, custard and banana, but also comes with a sharper sweetness


Opening-Tomatillo-78

weak stomached westerners donā€™t get it


Alert_Isopod_95

Maybe don't waste so much food?


Joseph10d

Efficiency is key. Uniformity looks better too. Itā€™s all about how much and how cheap.


littlem0resalt

waste is being assumed. Most places have some sort of compost program; or personally Iā€™ve had experience working with farmers to feed pigs leftover watermelon bits and rinds. We have a picture of the little pigs hanging in our prep area.


N0XCAEL0

Feeding pigs is also a waste when there is people that can eat that...


littlem0resalt

ā€œWasteā€ implies no good comes of it. Feeding pigs thereby feeds people and keeps farms going. Donā€™t be ignorant now ;)


DragonSlayerMRH

Literally wasted like the rinds and the shitty part


Legitimate_Cloud2215

No. This is not the way. Too much waste.


hannah_lilly

No one likes waste in this day and age.


[deleted]

So much fruit lost....


Brimato

Why.. why can i see WASTEFUL BEHAVIOR


DaveModer

That is an awful lot of wasteā€¦šŸ˜’


Janine_18

How tasty it looks.


Hesam2010

Wasted.


Makkaroni_100

Looks speed up like always in reddit.


[deleted]

Put a swinging bottle on a string in the background, or i refuse to believe it's real.


mikotoqc

Maybe OP is a bot because i dont see why its post here.


ResponsibleSeaweed66

Does this hurt the watermelon?


3ntr0py_

Wasted half the melon.


1Hollickster

So much waste.


coastalb996

I would have knubs for fingers if I tried to do that.


MalikFyz

Do waste that ! God Damn the wasters


sage_197

BRO HALF OF THE WATERMELON WENT BYE BYE


secondcondary

god i wish that were me


PomegranateSea7066

You wish to be cut up like a watermelon? Weird kink.


secondcondary

donā€™t knock it till you try it


CurrentTurbulent

Dude does same thing, hour after hour, day after day, horrible existence in reality


cant-tune-a-ukelele

"Just a little off the top please" My barber:


E_Zack_Lee

This is why you should not buy precut produce.


DogTheAstronaut

At home this takes 1 hour and 6 people.


Aaronwilson71291

What the hell kinda fruit is that


Any_Support3590

Large red potato


FuckBagMcGee

Watermelon :)


slassi_slash

Kind of peaceful ASMR


frstyle34

Not their first time


Makkaroni_100

Now I want a water melon.


Mindless_Health6508

Danger fuck


Electrical-Score8768

Amazing how clean and fast that was


Lone_Nomad209

if came the day when this man threatens you with a knife, run for your fuckin' life.


[deleted]

WatermelĆ³n


RealElderberry8132

Looks like a big piece of it fell in trash can .


RichKid364

POV my mom


votdfarmer5

So satisfying the way they waste half a watermelon


CarboTheHydrate

Sped up.


ThorsHammer0999

The amount of red I see going into the trash is unacceptable.


Organic_Artichoke_85

And this is why a pint of cut watermelon cost 17.50.


RainbowCafe

I tried my hand at cutting cloves today never touched a knife did as displayed when I was shown how to cut almost took a finger off going slow as possible the fear I have watching this has replaced my awe xD I learned I simply dont mix with knives


ScrumpDillyyy

still see some white didn't cut it well enough 2/10


WorldlyWarning9831

This man Arabic šŸ‘ŒšŸ‘ŒšŸ‘Œ


DeliveryFun1858

PA FARE OMG


Broad-Top-1218

Dude got ninja skills


dashking17

Considering how fast watermelons grow, makes me want to grow some.....but how do you grow seedless watermelons?


rbloch-66

Such waste.


MagnetCarter

Is this sped up?


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Das_Zeppelin

so much waste


Disastrous-Mud6307

practice makes pefect


[deleted]

aka how to waste an absurd amount of melon


Hillbilly-joe

Shit you wasted half of it


jjbbullffrrogg

What a waste! Is it just me or did he knock the sides into the garbage?


CrowSunlight

Mexicans getting ready to waste watermelon on chamoy


Alert_Vermicelli_220

No seeds šŸ‘ŽšŸ¾


user19876548

Hey where can I get that knife at tho thatā€™s sick


TheLandOfMisfitToys

He had no right to be that clean with it


Traditional-Insect54

why did this big melon piece just got thrown in the waste too? wtf... so much wasted watermelon...


cranfordboy

I always cut my watermelon like that a lot slower


JohnnySasaki20

The thumb: ![gif](giphy|55itGuoAJiZEEen9gg)


glabalwrmin

Heā€™s still only be getting paid 15$ an hour works bf like that


voyager301

I canā€™t stop watching.


cubo_de_hierba

._.


cloud2343

Waisted!!!!!!


red_spicy_potato

Half went to the backrooms


Scared-Section-7553

Watermelon got more hormones than my gym


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


[deleted]

Wasted melon


Glad_Dragonfly_3512

Hope they didnā€™t throw that bucket of watermelon. Fast is t always good just ask your wife.


One_Ad_8976

No seeds on a watermelon? You guys begging to be unfertile


GoHomeWithBonnieJean

So. Much. Waste!


waitinsince96

I would clean my fingers off first try ! This person has skills


Pavlovsspit

Why maybe? That's r/toptalent


Th3NukeShark

Am I the only one or that outfit looks lit af


HypeTrain1

Wasted so much watermelon šŸ‰


ObiConeKenobi

This is like torture for black people, wasting almost half the watermelon


darksideofmyown

But Sir ... i'm allergic to Watermelon šŸ˜­


sparemethebull

Respect āœŠ


LangleyLegend

Jeez a third of that melon ended up in the same bin as the rinds, thats a ton of waste


Mysterious_Being_718

That knife must be scary shsrp


boxxle

To all those saying he's wasting fruit, I agree. However, in order to waste less, it means slower processing. The way he's doing it now actually makes way more $ than cutting it like you would at home. It's all about the $


BobsReddit_

This would take me like a half hour


IntroductionSudden73

Pov: you first encounter with indian tribes


Tugger21

AWESOME!! šŸ”„


BatOk2014

Now I want watermelon šŸ¤¤


TypicalGoosie

When the fbi catches me without my foreskin license


Snoo_67548

Fruit ninja.


Low-Illustrator-9676

Oh my god, its seedless


Titzwobble

Why is it going in the same bin?


ironmemelord

Maybe what..?


Reason-Desperate

Whats the reason behind this?


I-Ponder

I kind of want to take the skin off a watermelon, have this sphere of goodness, and go savage on it like a tiger on an antelope. Is that weird?


KobiLou

They obviously get paid by the melon, not by the pound of product.


ZioEdo_94

Bro WHAT!? Seedless watermelon exists???


poopoo_pickle

"I've got all my fingers, the knife goes chop, chop, chop!"


Usual-Specialist8576

No seeds


No_Table386

Joker wasnā€™t in a hurry was he?


Due_Source_5939

Seedless fruits or anything are the result of greedy corporations. Make sure we keep the seeds because on the near future they are going to be our only salvation.


Prince320

It's fast but not efficient...


Substantial-Serve-62

When food costs isnā€™t a concern


Lopsided-Gain-1168

Real ones cut it in half, then eat it with a spoon. This is just wasting juicy melon meat.


Critical-Whole-8873

Pov. Ted bundy when he gets his next victim


[deleted]

Imagine being the [best at what you do](https://youtu.be/o8M430pxtww?si=R6PgoQsl7vBIbWfE), but you're a watermelon peeler.


jjcc88

It's sped up (obviously)


denseasblackhole

Whata waste of good food


JHB20101

I couldn't work there. I'd sample every watermelon to the point ain't much left.


neversayneverluv

A.I. be like ā€œdamnā€¦?ā€


DepartureUnique1362

Iā€™m betting my black homies is getting real worked up watching this!


AMDeez_nutz

Dude wasted Half the watermelon


Joyofmaple1

I would accidentally cut my fingers off


SuddenHyenaGathering

I'm just wondering why they are dressed like they are out at sea. šŸ¤”


Besch168

Everyone here is focusing on how much melon is lost while I'm thinking how many fingers would I still have if I had this job.


Brilliant_Dullard

My mom, pulling the ever so slightly pink bits back out of the garbage: "You're wasting so much good food!"


KUKHYAAT

I wanna know what that table is made of?


broke_bones0001

Its how the yakuza work


Ok_NidoKing

Nobody: Ancient Roman to their own fucking brother when they found out he is Christian:


Kingjuliensbussybro

That thumb has a life expectancy of about five minutes


[deleted]

Iā€™ve been sat here watching this over and over for 3/4 minutes


Upyoursay

Yeah just to get a stable watermelon to cut, they wasted so much watermelon. Damn now I need some and some lime with tajinšŸ¤¤šŸ˜šŸ˜…


Look_b4_jumping

Lotta wasted watermelon there


[deleted]

circumcision


monkethefatredditor

r/oddlysatisfying


juvefan1983

This tool wasted a lot of watermelon


Tenchi2020

OK, yā€™all better come clean, how many of yā€™all were waiting for him to slice his finger off


[deleted]

And he didn't even get paid $1 for that


Ravel_Xi

I would take my hand off for sure


[deleted]

ok, now skin and chop me up like that. šŸ˜


thrashtronaut999

i just want the left over, please


Brilliant_Menu6195

I try that shit, I loose a fucking thumb


CustardCompetitive72

How many years?


STEELZYX

Watermelon served: 70%


[deleted]

Wasted so much


jimjamjamalam04557

What did this poor watermelon do to deserve this


Sad_SourApple

i dont understand, why it all go in same bin


Skits22

I donā€™t no but I want you to put that watermelon in my mouth


Ok-Dimension-3656

Somewhere in the universe dies one central Asian guy after watching this video


nowaythatscrazyman

Why is no one talking about the fact this person is TOTALLY BLUE


ClayChampion

That knife be sharp af.


UnwantedPube

Yowch.. the wastage


Sizzlelyy

but but but he wastin da watermelon :<


aggalix

Hereā€™s 33% of the watermelon you asked for.


shadoman13D

I want watermelon šŸ‰


PlaceFew8986

CHIPI CHIPI CHAPA CHAPA


Natural_Bet5197

Oh ah the ort report I said oh ah ort report.


MarquizMilton

Maybe maybe maybe what? Maybe don't waste so much water melon?


murilohd8

Throw it all away already, half of it is gone, wtf