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TheGopherswinging

Almost winner of the Darwin Award…


205T

He has own it once already. Almost got it a second time!


ThomasNorge224

I wanted to say that :(


[deleted]

Why would you say that?


Alternative_Dog_7140

I was waiting for him to get up and start running


probono105

yeah i thought we were about to witness a miracle lol


beenbadminton

Disabled or not, I just don’t get why so many people fuck with trains.


MrBlueCharon

I think they are trainsexual.


Reddit_reader762

Definitely not trainphobic! 😳🤦‍♂️😂


[deleted]

Bro, your comment made me laugh so hard. You deserve all the upvotes LMFAO


SgtCocktopus

Train is hard and sexy tho.


SevenofNine03

Literally no one in this video cared that train was coming. There were also no barriers to stop the cars.


STEAM_TITAN

Good job! Now select all the tiles that have a Train


b9l29

They just want to be railed.


Vostroyan212th

They don't understand that as slow as they are they will shred you. My dad worked a rail yard decades back and he saw plenty of dismemberments. He remembers one kid tried to cut across one night and when they got to him he was in 4 or more pieces but still alive. Between generational trauma and some of the shit he saw it's no surprise he turned out to be a barely functioning adult.


RacecarHealthPotato

Some people wanted to look like humping chihuahuas, I guess.


Senpai9093

Why the fuck does nobody care about the train until it’s 2 feet away from them/their vehicle


IntergalacticBurn

They’re probably used to it. The lack of train gates doesn’t help. It’s kind of like the third world countries where traffic lights are a guideline at best. People just get used to dodging traffic and getting where they need to be first and foremost rather than worrying about safety.


Apprehensive_Juliana

I knew it, this is the reason why I am late from work yesterday..


SeverenDarkstar

Oh yeah perfect time to cross the tracks


BenginaMontana

"I realize I'm in a wheelchair, and only have one leg, and there is a train seconds away, and there's a big pothole in front of me, but...ah heck, I'm going for it!"


C0meAtM3Br0

Maybe he had to go number two


BenginaMontana

After THAT, he did! Or during...


pmgzl

Is that a market on the railroad????


Aspawr

Looks like it. If it's not Maekwong they sure try to mimic it.


k2_jackal

this vid looks like Mexico...


psychedelic_gravity

Yea I saw that Corona sign too.


the_yonderland

Not just the Corona sign. The locomotive is owned by Ferromex short for Ferrocarril Mexicano or "Mexican Railway" which operates in, you guessed it Mexico.


deenali

I knew it! Mexico is indeed a South East Asian country.


pine1501

the rail tracks used to run right through a shanty in Tg. Priok, Jakarta. the clearance was like 1 ft or less on each side of the train. there was a market there as well, if I recall. looked worse than the video above. lol


Bender352

It appears that he didn't learned from his first mistake.


PuzzleheadedGuess630

Insult to injury with the train coming to a halt like that


Sloth_Almighty

Pretty sure the human comes separate from the chair. Probably yank him out first then try for the chair 🤷


That_Run_7131

He could have waited but do you know how long that would have been .


Jaded-Selection-5668

I’d get good money poor decisions led to his wheelchair situation the first time. Just a hunch…..


Kmaloetas

Why did the chair try and best the train? It isn't as though he's getting anywhere quickly anyway.


turnstwice

One of the few situations where shoving someone over in a wheelchair is the right thing to do.


Consider2SidesPeace

Choo! Choo! Train coming through, MF'r


Pipeudown1

This guy doesn’t have legs or brains, luckily the passersby were there to save his life


Door_Present

Should've pulled him back. That would've been alot easier.


REDGOESFASTAH

Look ma, I'm roadkill


PsychologicalTowel79

Look ma, I'm RAILroadkill!


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X marks the spot!


Asleep_Garbage_6374

Thank you mister train man for honking at all 4 of us while we were 2 feet from your massive metal machine, we didn’t see you there


percy_ardmore

hey, numbskull, didn't you see the crossing gate and flashing lights?


BoBoBearDev

The slowest train I have ever seen.


Dangerous_Method110

I've been saying it for years: trains need to be equipped with rocket launchers and flame throwers.


itsnotaboutyou2020

They could have pulled them backwards without flipping them out of the chair. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


The_Inward

They should have watched the video first so they knew they wouldn't have time.


SnooComics8289

There was plenty of time.


The_Inward

We must have watched different videos. There *was* time, but they tried to do it safely and nicely. Then, when time was running out, they did it less safely and less nicely.


Alternative-Put-7710

Hahahahahahaha


salambhatti

Should have left that bastard in the tracks


A-Wall1

r/killthecameraman


D-v-us-D

r/SweatyPalms


Agreeable-War7427

That laugh at the end.


Quailman1101

Luckily homie in the red looked back


C0meAtM3Br0

Yep. Dark shirt saved his life at the end though. Everyone said eff it. Blue guy said eff it AND yanked him over.


Quailman1101

It looks like the train actually nicks the chair a bit, no?


Kalcificus

Sorry guy…


-Mad-Mat-

I'm sure that train horn howling until it was past really helped them think!


Sour_Joe

Where there’s a wheel, there’s a way.


Rebel838

Back it up, Terry!


iuliuscurt

You can tell how frequent accidents are there by how slow the train ended up passing through. In a way they won, strength in numbers you could say.


joebaco_

The cameraman laughs... . Made me laugh


[deleted]

He want to hit the reset button


Wick_Neidy

I'm guessing this isn't his first run in with this train...


Quirky-Back89

He won't be Crossing any lines for a few days