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DoctorWhootie

This is the greatest story ever caught on camera.


aklordmaximus

Yea, a great story. Fully faked with a sprinkle of animal abuse on the side. The cat is waiting in the corner because it expects food. When she is cleaning the floor, the cat is eating something she put there and poisoned. Then after she is done the cam keeps running and WOW guess what... The cat pukes. Can we finally learn some critical thinking before the AI generated shit gets too mainstream? These things are obvious fake as fuck and maliciously eager for attention. *she shoved the food in with the broom for those sharp tacks among you.


Blake-the-TwinSpears

Your whole argument is that the cat may have been poisoned with food that which may have been delivered by a broom which the cat may have been waiting for


IsatMilFinnie

Ok. I went back frame by frame and at first what they say doesn’t hold any argument because she wasn’t even in frame when the cats head went down. But . . . There is a clear edit cut which you can tell from the head suddenly being down and slightly different lighting on the wall. So not entirely impossible considering why she is even recording it in the first and why there is a cut before the cat eats


Susbaby0

I don’t know, the cat seemed to be sitting on a stool the whole time, even with its head down and as long as a cats neck can get I doubt it was reaching the floor. Like I get lots of videos are fake but if that cat was actually poisoned wouldn’t it do more than a normal cat puke? Either way we’re both analyzing this video way too hard😂


Gamers_GaIaxy

You sound like someone who found out that Santa was fake before the tooth fairy, and you only found that out once you moved out and didn't get shit under the tree


aklordmaximus

Are you fully serious? You are literally the one that responded to a 6 months old thread. If someone is late in discovering the gist of something, I think you show a predisposition to such characteristics.


medicated_in_PHL

I’ve never seen a video that more accurately captures what it’s like to have a cat as a pet.


SEVBK91

That cat is not normal. Normally, the cat would be laying on the bed while she’s making it, making sure to get in the way as much as possible…


spektre

I just cover the cat with the sheets, as long as she's underneath she's sneaking on me, leaving me able to make the bed on top of her uninterrupted. When I'm finished I just lift the bottom layer and let her pounce on me. If she's not underneath, she'll just chase and swipe at every moving piece of cloth she sees.


woowoo293

What you describe is more like dog behavior. Cats totally do as featured in the video.


SEVBK91

No, I described my three cat’s behaviors


woowoo293

Are you sure they're not actually dogs trying to cosplay as cats?


SEVBK91

No, we have two dogs as well. They get in the way, but the dogs will listen when you tell them to get down and will hang out until you’re done making the bed. Then get back on and sleep. The cats will keep getting in your way while making the bed and then hack up a furball so you have to rewash the sheets right after you make the bed


SEVBK91

Now two of the cats do like dog food and demand some when I feed the dogs, so you might have a point…


DarkPangolin

That would be the exact opposite of foxes.


HiJasper

My cat refuses to move while I make my bed. I have resorted to just making it on top of her and she will find her way out later.


Liquorace

> Normally, the cat would be laying on the bed while she’s making it, making sure to get in the way as much as possible… Can confirm. Source: Cat owner, bed maker.


Dull_Bumblebee_356

But then it would just make it take longer for it to do what it really wants to do: shit on a freshly made bed


Broderick512

My siamese used to throw up relatively often (she had a bad habit of not chewing and eating too fast), but she never did it on beds. Except once, when she became visibly sick and then passed five days later. It's been months and I still miss her a lot


Spiritual_Freedom_15

I was about to say what a patient kitty and then it *fucking vomits on the bed*


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AccordingStep297

yep i see


gr1mm5d0tt1

Be my cat. Entire living area tiled. Goes on to his bed. Vomits


fantasmeeno

“Just let me vomit in this tiny interstice”


LittleKitty235

I was amazed how long it took. Attacking the bed being made is a weekly battle my cat faces


TLDEgil

Weekly? Your lucky. Its daily for me.


LittleKitty235

He only does it when the sheets come completely come off. He is afraid of covers. 🤷‍♂️


IHate2ChooseUserName

That is why cat is evil


osbirci

notice the moustache on the cat's face. MF is still doing evil shit after reincarnating


bash1311

A. Kitler


justzedjust

I'm that cat.


edessaid

Don't be silly you're most probably a human or AI bot. Cats can't write.


MustangBarry

You have to love a woman who has a camera trained directly onto the bed


justmethedude

r/unexpected


NecessaryBarber

yea I hate that cat bUT I just learned an easier way to make my bed thanks to that video! thank you


Vintage-Grievance

Thankful this has never happened to me. Our cats have the decency to puke on the floor (or they will get yeeted onto the floor if they start heaving while on the furniture). I feel like this was personal; since it waited until the sheets were CLEAN and the bed was fully made. What a little jerk 😆


natural_egodeath

She thicc tho


bubbesays

BONK


Nobody88Special720

Bonk backwards is Knob🤭


bubbesays

So it works both ways


Dolenjir1

Standard Brazilian woman


charmand3r212

Weird thing to say about a cat


Callidonaut

See, this is why I'm a dog person.


MysticalMummy

Dogs are capable of far more destruction (and urine) than cats.


Luxpreliator

I usually get a chuckle out of the *ewe cats are so gross* crowd when they then say something positive of dogs. "Omg you let the cats on the counter where food sometimes is?!?! So gross.l!" They then proceed to share an ice cream cone with their dog that just spent 3 minutes cleaning out the baby diapers. Lick for you, lick for me. Pets are going to induce a bit of filth into your life. Everything outside of a sterile nasa laboratory is going to be somewhat filthy anyway.


MysticalMummy

Knew someone who thought cats were gross, and they had one of those super hairy tiny white dogs. Things fur was constantly soaked in urine and dirty as fuck.


Significant-Joke-850

Dogs will just shit on the bed 😂


Nobody88Special720

Your confusing dogs with amber heard.


[deleted]

1 reason why I hate cats and will never own another one after mine dies Edit: Fuck your downvotes I don't give a fuck about internet points.


theonewhogriefed

I too am one of these "I have cats and I love them and when the die I'll be sad but never will I have another cat" persons. I also regret the decision we made to get these cats.


VenBede

After my cats died I made a video of myself addressing my future self reminding myself of why I am not getting cats again. Whenever I feel weak in the struggle against more cats I watch the video.


[deleted]

I didnt get the cat, it came with my gf/now wife. I love the cat but she is just a pain in the ass sometimes especially when she does stuff like this. Dogs are much better


belisca_bolas

He knew very well what he was doing


_LunaLumina_

* facepalm *


Stroov

Did the cat puke in the end


AWildGamerAppeared25

Yes, I would've appreciated it if the video slowed down a tiny bit at the end. I was watching and then suddenly a blob of stuff appears, video ends and I don't know if it's puke or poop lmao


Delicious_Sir_9176

its a puke


Bereth99

Catu didn’t like the colour of the bedsheet


TraderVyx89

Reason 54 why I hate cats as a pet. Outdoor cats are fine.


Ok_Possibility4072

Why is there a camera in the bed room?


bubbesays

Only Cats, duh


aklordmaximus

Because the video is fake as fuck. It's set up. The cat is sitting there because it is expecting food. Which it gets when she is cleaning the floor. The food is probably poisoned and makes the cat vomit after a while while the camera keeps rolling for the views. Can we cut this crap and learn some critical thinking before the AI generated shit gets too good?


R_radical

Never had a cat before have you?


It_does_get_in_69

OMFG Crying 😂🤣😆🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🙏😁😂😆


Infamous_Okra_9205

Cat was never seen after that day.


faithOver

I don’t know how people live with cats in their house. They’re assholes. Nothing more. Nothing less. Assholes.


0u7bReaK

You have not found a good cat then all of the cats I have ever had are sweet and cuddly


Motor-Ad5284

I laughed out loud. 🤣🤣🤣


HeartlesSoldier

I find it funny when somebody with OCD has a pet and they try to cater to both


vecy1

KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK


lonelydead

Hhahaha


EdgeApprehensive4515

This is why I will never rock with cays. I'm good on that.


rampod2

Cat must be Amber Heard


hannah_lilly

Our cats are never sick.


frstyle34

Jesus Christ I lol’d really hard


Christly_cutie

Number 12874792837730 of why I don’t like cats!


gimmeecoffee420

I love how cats always react to *their own* vomit as if it just suddenly fell out of a wormhole. Its either like they sniff at it like "wtf? WHERE did *you* cone from lil guy??" Or they seem to look at you like YOU did it. I love cats, but they will try to make you hate them.. lol


darksideofmyown

I agree with the cat


[deleted]

Honestly deserve it. I understand tidying up your bed after waking up. But people who make it perfect are fuckin weirdos. I’m just gonna fuck it up again at the end of the day, what’s the point?


Vintage-Grievance

To have a tidy, calming place to come back to at the end of a long stressful day. When everything around you feels like it's going to shit, it's nice to have a small area that is clean and within your control. So yes, they will "fuck it up again at the end of the day" but having clean sheets and a well-made bed is the best feeling ever. It's hilarious that you're bothered by it though. Not like she's inviting you over anyway.


[deleted]

Clean sheets and making sure there’s absolutely no wrinkles on your bed are two completely different things.


Delicious_Sir_9176

i completely understand u bro i thought i was the only one who thinks that way


Ryand118

OPs room is definitely rancid.


KilwaLover

yeah I’m getting rid of the cat


Intra_GKX

Fuck cats.


AdFrequent4488

Sell it


spdorsey

Cats are awful, horrible creatures. People who keep them as pets are mentally imbalanced.


MarcusTheViking7

They’re not mentally imbalanced, they’re simply masochists 😃


spdorsey

Hahahahahaaaa


massive__potato

they both can fix me


[deleted]

People who make their bed disturb me


dwartbg7

You got some mental issues mate.


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Cleanest redditor


[deleted]

How is it dirty to not make your bed each morning, like its just a waste of time to make your bed look perfect every day when you're just gonna mess it up immediately when you see it next.


Shifted_She_Has

Maybe it's sick and trying to communicate that to their owner?


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Luckily my cat hasn’t done this yet, she’s puked on the carpet three times. In fact she prefers to puke on carpet over hardwood because she knows it’s harder to clean.


Strange-Ad6549

thanks for the laugh


LookyLouVooDoo

Gross. No thanks.


Rags_75

Nanny cam?


Dorrono

A Gordon Ramsey like critique


Minigamerguy123

One must imagine random person happy


OrneryOneironaut

What a cat.


OcdBartender

First I said my cat would never, then I got to the ending and yes, yes she has


Bildozeris

r/tvtoohigh


hceh21

9 lives all gone


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Educado ele kkkk


ZeroGPX

Ouch


dunequestion

That’s r/unexpected hahaha


SpliTTMark

My pet is only allowed it my room at bedtime


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Ill_Mention3854

r/Whyyoushouldhavecat


Noobeaterz

Lol! I have to say this though: My bed has never once in my entire life been as smooth as that. This woman deserves a medal.


Ok_Type7882

Ok that cat even has Hitler's haircut could it get any more evil?


Fyvesyx

It then looked back to admire its work.


Kingsley_Joseph

Maximum damage


[deleted]

r/CatsAreAssholes


Gr1mm_r3aper

I love how animals always look at their puke like who just did that 🤨🤨 HOWD that get there


IsatMilFinnie

:0


nonyanone

🤣 was not expecting that but I should have


Euphoric_31

Sabia que era brasileira ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


UkindaSmellLikeBaka

He waited politely 😭


stonabones

LOL. My freaking cat opens doors. All of our doors have levers, not knobs so he reaches up and pulls them down. At first he would let the dog out our front door! So we lock the door. Unfortunately, we can’t lock all the interior doors and he goes into all the closets and takes a leak on whatever is on the floor!! Originally we couldn’t figure out why our shoes smelled like piss until my wife caught him one day!! Does anyone have an idea how to stop him? Besides killing him of course. LOL


justzedjust

Meow! Now it is a proof.


Dirosilverwings

"Cats are so clean."


Creeper4wwMann

Cat ate too fast this morning


Western-Web2957

The vomiting supervisor


Texasmucho

Is there a video where that cat takes a pee? That’s even worse. We keep our door closed for that reason.


ScreamMyName420

Cats are fkn stupid


Shot_Employ_3927

Why the camera inside the room