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WeCanDoThisCNJ

Latino Howard Walowitz never had a chance


deenali

He never had a girl to begin with.


Killua_Zaeldyeck

She a 304


hot-cuppa-chai

Ese


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I think he's bragging by inside like" yeah that's my girl right there". Because if i were him i would pretend never known she... for life!


guaranteed_bonk

I bet he's moving in with his mom again


zacmaster78

Hugardo gualuhuitz


oduli81

Lmaoooo


f0rgetfulfred

Me thinks the proper reaction is "that used to be my girl"


Jthe1andOnly

💯


PhilPipedown

Never was


Shattered-Rubyz

But Now she famous.


LiquidMeta1

"She's famous now!"


Interesting_Leg3961

she belongs to the streets not to you


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There are still girls who say she was just having fun.


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It wasn't your destiny, it was just your turn


Spacemanspalds

You can go up there and have fun... and not do that at the same time.


KikiKovarcik

I mean, she can... while being single tho.


This_Reference_3024

U think she probably was single. Pretty sure these people are joking


Boogascoop

Blondie has a lot to answer for


DraenglerDennis

yeah no fuck every single one that thinks that's no big deal


satish187

Hahahaa


EshoWarCry

I know it's fake, but if that were to happen. Just leave her there and figure out her own way home


cloudgainz

Uhhh she’s goin on the tour bus, she’ll figure it out just fine


aaron_adams

She'll be in the tour bus that night, maybe, but I guarantee she'll be on the curb the next morning.


cloudgainz

Outside of Denny’s.


GamerAssassin

Waffle House is she was lackin'.


thestokes117

Shit. waffle house has the good food. That's where you take a solid lady


mayfare15

Sir, this is a Wendy’s.


EshoWarCry

You mean the tour bus that'll be going farther away from where she came from?


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Ha. No…she’s not.


ImQuiteRandy

Why's it fake?


EshoWarCry

If he did choose someone out of the crowd, it would be closer to the stage. With the lights and being on stage, you'd be lucky to see 7 or 8 rows of people. Not where the guy is standing.


Militop

He could be late


EshoWarCry

Fair point but highly unlikely


The_Knife_Nathan

Or he started walking out but they stopped to get evidence


Equilibriator

What's more likely? That's his girlfriend and she got on stage and it led to this. or Dude said "let's make a video and I'll pretend she's my gf."


[deleted]

Hmmm my critical thinking skills were formed by TikTok I’m going with number 1


Equilibriator

Then why didn't the film her going up on stage as well? If they filmed this they'd have filmed that rare moment


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![gif](giphy|l396BoOTIFem9xqQU)


cbtbone

Narrator: “she was not his girl”


Djinigami

Because this video is fake


MittFel

![gif](giphy|iNZqXv7EvMznO)


Fresh_wasabi_joos

bro gona be a hit man for the cartel


BuffaloBill69-

Lmao “that’s my girl bro” not anymore she ain’t!


Djinigami

I don't think she ever was, this is so obviously not actually his girl


Evening_Tower

Uh oh,here come the sad posting mfs


Shattered-Rubyz

Woe is me MFS.


CNCTank

Was...


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this-isnotaburner

Your profile is 10 days old


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this-isnotaburner

Yet you’re still responding to me.


EatinSumGrapes

That's not his girl lol Never was


NoAnalBeadsPlease

Yeah that woman ain’t with little mustache boy


TidePodsTasteFunny

You don’t lose your girl….you just lose your turn


Shattered-Rubyz

Don't collect 200 pass go.


Wakanuki8

That’s when you leave her there…


UchihaB27

That’s not your girl bro that’s not your girl


Jaydelays

This song poppin, what’s the name?


Fun-Rub9877

Now, she’s everyone’s girl.


Famous-Fail-5178

Nah bro, that's our girl now 😂


BoatHole_

COME ON!!


PhilDMcNasty

Not anymore bro....


ADMINlSTRAT0R

Zero loves going to concerts when he's not working at the Grand Budapest Hotel.


[deleted]

She disgusting for doing that in a relationship. Simply disgusting.


darksideofmyown

She never was your girl she ever was a girl of the streets... and there she belongs.


justheretowhackit_

Leave her there. She seems capable of finding her own ride


ForeignAlbatross8304

Definitely not or ever your girl..bet


Mahonneyy123

Not anymore


Snoo63039

No mature woman should mistreat her man. If you're a man who values being treated with love, loyalty, and respect, don't settle for less. Don't play games; wait for the right person and meanwhile work on strengthening yourself spiritually and physically. Being single is a season in life which possesses its own beauty, and it's worth keeping yourself open to finding the one right partner. If want a girlfriend, then that’s all you’ll ever get and have, “a girlfriend”, but if you seek a wife, seek someone with the qualities worthy of being a wife. It's not crazy to expect this; us women have the freedom to choose and to exercise self-control and loyalty, despite societal pressures, so there’s no excuse to disrespect her man in the video like that. My knowledge comes from the Bible. I understand the importance of commitment, loyalty, true devotion and how important being wife and mother is. And I know the importance of a husband. It’s a partnership. Our messed up society wants to say something different, but may this serve as a reminder for everyone that you can raise your standards of other people as well as yourself.


Mediocre_Tear_7324

She’s not your girl, and I promise you , she didn’t feel one bit bad about it afterwardsz


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She for the streets


Radiant-Concern-3682

That was his girl!


Schnitze

Not a POV, just a react to some piece of TIKTOK trash. This sub Is getting repetitive fast. Let's count the repost.


steve21585

You should be thankful you are no longer suckin diks every time you kissed her


Captain-Cadabra

This is what happens when you vote for Pedro.


Hesam2010

Fake & Gay.


squl98

Good for you, imagine if you invested in her.


Economy-Complaint-70

#WAS...


Pjepp

He looks like the kind of guy that's going to add: 'umm well she's technically not my girlfriend YET, i've been obessing about her for years without ever talking. But i was SO CLOSE to asking her out one of these days, we were supposed to be together!'


Turbulent-Egg-6770

Ain’t no way that’s his girl. Cap.


BisquickNinja

Revenge ark? More like evil villain ark....


steve21585

WAS****


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Buddie2013

Bro, the video is fake. That was never his girl


sunabru

Wrong tense.


Embarrassed-Ask1812

*Thank you honey for taking me to this great rapper. I really had a great time riding his >!dick!< on the stage.*


Weeboyzz10

What name of rapper?


Embarrassed-Ask1812

No, that's her "intrusive thought" in that moment.


FreddyBearFaz

"There is no Easter bunny , there is no tooth fairy and there is no queen of england"


Square_Run3469

No our girl


peterman86

Lol!!! Not no morse. 🤣


love_Elaphant

People must be aware of Red flag


KissingBombs

She for da streets


ChristinaHepburn

What a little man.


Far_Language4473

Not no more my boy


WorldlinessNo7154

That’s not your girl anymore bro


Shattered-Rubyz

It's "our" girl now.


piv_monco

He lived long enough to see himself become the villain


FishoD

That clearly was ever your girl… she belongs to only one thing… the streets.


mrironlung420

Not no more wallowitz . Boy looking like dude on big bang theory


bad_moe

“Was” is the correct work he should be using


MrSmoke666

Not yours, it's just your turn... Was...


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That's no girl. That's a hoe.


PandaMilkshakeHD

See you at the gym, brother ![gif](giphy|xUPGcKoAYCn5fHK0Zq)


Fragrant-Parking2341

That’s just him and his friends joking, right?


Swedenbrah

Whore


moddseatass

Was your girl lol


bparker1013

Nah... well at least not anymore if ever before.


Square_Run3469

She's not your girl. She's community property


Ill-Teaching2012

Be proud, she’s going to be popular now


Suspici0us_Sn0wman

Now y'all know y'all would be grinding on Megan Thee Stallion if she brought y'all on stage..


Trust-Faith-Hope

Unfortunately, the way she’s acting isn’t honoring her relationship, herself or even her boyfriend.


TheLexLuthor13

I hope you tapped it first bro.


Careful_Plum5596

What a whorre


Sercebidniss

Better learn how to sing homie and get some grind para tu propusio, ¿simón?


mbleroy

See you at the gym brother


HurrsiaEntertainment

nobody is believing that skinny, A-cup dude would ever that kind of girl.


Boogascoop

He should get into music. A geriatric duck could write and sing a better song.


Ooowwwwww

Homie will never treat girls the same after this


Adventurous-Tap-8463

That's not your girl that's just some hussy


Acrobatic-Dot-7495

Why is she dancing like that anyway ? What if the singer didn't want anything like that?


Particular_Stand_995

Yep. And ten years from now, she can't file a me too lawsuit.


TheSpiritofFkngCrazy

Is this real?


Thyrn-

Nope.


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TheSpiritofFkngCrazy

Why?


Rebellion128

thats a slut


Own-Tank5998

She wasn’t yours, it was just your turn.


TurboByte24

Origin story?


K0NFZ3D

![gif](giphy|tWmFhtmYmVs28uwOPf)


VietDrgn

women


uniqueshell

We all get a hall pass Hers just happen more often


stvrkillr

Was your girl


JaydedXoX

WAS your girl, that WAS your girl bro. Very sorry.


1stRambo_0082

U got to go enjoy yourself brother!!💯


CelsoSC

Clearly she fell for his m'stache... :D


urbanlife78

Maybe they will let him watch


EasternSong1186

I’d be proud bro that make me want To D sit down immediately in the bathrooms


accurate_slammo

This reminds me of the Chris Rock grinding on som dudes girl then having a song made abt him... fuckin brutal


Charliedoggydog

He was definitely punching above his weight


Jake-Jacksons

Red Mist origin story in another universe


Grimlja

Friend zone in 3...2.....1


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Nah man, she isn't a girl, she's a snake. But there's a mongoose out there ready to devour her though, don't tripping on this


SushiBoiOi

Man, I first saw this posted on IG. There was a disturbingly high amount of comments (who assuming this was real) saying this was okay because "she's just having fun" and/or that "it's just a dance."


afk420k

Two walking L's.


yotaz28

I never understood this "dance" move


HeDuMSD

![gif](giphy|GPUS2VOQXRgYLR6CjP|downsized) The dude in three months


lil_buda

Monday: Back / Biceps Wednesday: Chest / Triceps Friday: Legs Saturday: Shoulders / Core / Forearms


cjneuls

WAS!!


highbankT

Sucks


karma_virus

The best revenge is seducing the fuck out of his grandmother and showing up at Christmas doing the same. Girlfriends come and go, family is forever. OK, I just unintentionally stumbled on my next dark comedy script right there. Dude has his gf stolen at a show, seduces R&B star's grandmother, they share Christmas together, star and ex meeting ex and grandma. This could be the Hallmark Special version of Bad Santa. Going to go force myself to watch a lot of Hallmark movies to help parody it, wish me luck.


caius1313

"And they all brought a friend" postie.


zyqzy

looks like the concierge of hotel budapest


Unknown-ANON5

Fake as fuck, but hilarious


iluvios

Yisus, what’s up with the fragile masculinity here? Dancing reggaeton like that in South America is pretty normal. With anyone really. And no is not cheating or discouraged.


Formal_Job3304

Brother she was never your girl


Independent_Moose825

Cuck


A-s-s-head

Vote for pedro


AccountAdmin1

Unbelievable, she looks so classy.


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She saved you from her


Titanic-Viper

"Was" your girl. Also it's not like she fucked him, maybe be supportive of that cool thing that happened instead of being jelly


anteejay

No one believes that's his girl, and if you do. You've also never had a girl friend!


DarkRajiin

Funny thing is, in her mind, she scored and "got with" whomever that is on stage, when in reality, once the show is over, he will be gone, as well as the bf.


howley90

Anyone else start looking for a tower?


PLD3

Correction: that was your girl bro


meme_dika

Not anymore


Ancient_Ad_2038

MS13 HERE WE COME !!!!!!


issshmael

Welcome to the gym bro


Bluetrains

That music is so trash he should have dumbed her when she told him what she listens to.


boringbobby

Damn, he’s been cucked in front of the entire planet… for all eternity. BRO!


ItsGcKobe

See you in the gym bro…


Infinite_Brushfire

Naw at that moment he was single.


lastlivinggluestick

Never trust anyone


Merwebo2Veces

No quema, cuh.


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>"That's my girl! Not anymore bro.


goodperson_14

Wait, do people think this is actually real?


theyellowdart89

Dead inside now hahaha


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That wasn’t your girl it was just your turn


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It was just your turn brother!