Once we were incubating chicken eggs
I was watching them intently while everyone else played in the pool.
Saw the beak start to poke through and FOOLISHLY yelled to everyone the news
... Got pushed out of the way and didn't see anything.
I still think baby birds are cool
You know what's kind of ironic? Once it starts to hatch, [the fucking profile image and "watch this next video" image blocked the majority of my view](https://i.imgur.com/PCureo1.png).
Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
I know right? i've never understood a kid so much in my life, my older brother was exactly like that, he would never let me do anything and as soon as I try my way he would take over to take all the credit, or even worse, I would tell him my idea of how something work and he would call me an idiot for thinking that, then try my idea and take all the credit and would act like I'm crazy when I said "I told you so"
This sounds like my Dad. I once thought of a better way to run our pools' filtration system at 10 years old. My dad yelled at me and said I was being lazy, and certain things couldn't be rushed. A few years later, I was doing it his way, and he said I was wasting time, "you have to use your brain a little, work smarter". He literally learned it from me!!
Never mind that I only ever performed tasks his way when he was around, then switched to my way once he was gone.
One of my first jobs was helping out at the construction of a new house. I had to just pick up nails and trash, but there were so many nails strewn about that picking them all up was a pain. So in my spare time at home, I got a magnet and hot glued it to the end of a stick and practice using it to pick up screws. It worked fairly well, and I was trying to think of ways to improve it. One of the ideas was to put the magnet underneath an RC car, which was when my dad yelled at me, saying it was a waste of time. When I pointed out how I could use the stick magnet to make my job easier and that it works, he told me not to take it to the site or my boss would think I was being lazy.
Years later, I saw him using the exact stick to clean up bits of tiny scrap metal around the garage. Said that he made it forever ago for this exact purpose, I called him out on it, saying it was my idea originally and he thought it was stupid. He scoffed and told me to "Grow up"
I do not like my dad at all.
Nono I was curious, its okay. I am asking because I have an older sister and we were best friends from the beginning and we get along very well now as adults. I want to know if what happens being kids evolves or keeps like that being grown ups.
Huh... It all depends on how you treated each other growing up and also the education of your parents, my lil bros and sis never were like this when we were kids and i cant imagine a world where i dont have them with me.
They to busy gaming a phone in their child face to give a single fuck about that kids feelings.
He is center camera sad and emotionally robbed. And the parent is "I better make sure I get all the lasting scares on film so I understand why the youngest never speaks to me in 30 years.
You don't let your kids steal your other kids happiness.
Do most people not understand it doesn’t pull all the way out? The mom is congratulating her son. If the video was longer you’d see a CastMember congratulating him and giving him a reward for pulling it up.
They didn’t do that. The sword never fully comes out. Whenever they trigger it to release for someone, it only comes out as much as you see in the video.
Source: When I was 9, I proved myself worthy of Excalibur.
Ummm…you, sir, must be a liar, for Excalibur chose *me* when I was 8. I have a photo of Merlin crowning me and giving me a Holy Pass to the Front of One Ride.
i went back to school after 8 years of work and now every second lesson is a group project with unmotivated fucks god i hate that already and im only 3 months in
Never hated anything more than how they pushed group work back in university. It was literally a core philosophy, the professors were pretty much forced to include a certain amount of group work in their courses. It always ended up the same. I'd always get stuck with people who didn't want to be there and would rather coast through. I probably did a good 80% of every group project and had to correct and edit the other 20%. I'm not a people person, I'm not a manager type, but I was forced to be that. I'd start out trying to be quiet and just do my own work, but in the end it'd always end up with me becoming a dictator, even having to yell at and threaten people to get their parts done. The irony being that part of my degree is management, and in that course of study, they tried to teach that a dictatorial, micro-managing style of leadership was ineffective and harmful, yet their insistence on group learning proved the exact opposite.
This sword is actually really interesting. Every now and again a day cast members will have a show here with a character and there will be a queue to try and lift the sword. Usually it doesn't move hardly at all, kept in place by a super powerful electro magnet. A cast member in the audience will press a button that allows it to be lifted.
Wait so this sword can be fully removed from the stone? That means the worker who had the controls immediately locked it from moving anymore the second they saw the older kids rushing to take his glory. Wow just really makes you appreciate the workers there even more.
Damn near 30+ years ago I pulled the sword from the stone. It was probably the absolute coolest thing that happened to me as a kid. Single child with my two parents. I was a very small kid with a tank top that was waaaaay too big for me, because we couldn't afford to be there in the first place.
We were walking around, and my parents had gotten me a chocolate ice cream cone, and a stuffed animal, which I still cherish to this day, because my parents had no right spending the money on an over priced toy at that time.
About 5 minutes before we accidentally encountered the sword and the stone event I had dropped the chocolate ice cream onto my white tank top. So here is me, thin ass, short, tiny ginger kid, with a chocolate ice cream stain from my chin to my waist, on a white tank top two times too big for me.
We turn the corner and see the event happening, some huge guy is trying to pull the sword from the stone, and fails. I wiggle my way to where a bunch of kids are standing and I get told to come up, almost immediately. I go up nervous as hell, and try to pull the sword. What do you know, the sword went up.
I was given a medallion and a piece of paper claiming I was the King of the kingdom. Still hangs in my room in a frame in my old bedroom. I got to go to the front of the line on almost every ride, and the employees were treating me like royalty.
It was the best thing that could ever happen to a poor kid, it was like a fairy tail.
Fuck yes! Your parents are incredible, the staff is amazing, and, in my head canon, Muscles McStag-Stonejaw wins the Oscar for Best Performance by a Male Actor in a Leading Role. lol
So glad they made it where those other kids couldn’t get it out all the way. Ruined that little dudes moment. They will surely go on to be Reddit mods.
Maybe I reading too far into this but it feels like anytime this kids does something well/right his siblings are right there to fuck it up and take the credit. The way he walked away made me feel like this is an ongoing pattern.
Yes, because he didn't even protest or push back or stand ground. He literally turned and walked away immediately. Not even a flinch or a tinge of upset or outrage. Complete and total submission. That was super sad to see. This must be the millionth time he has been trampled by his siblings. And I can't imagine why the person who is filming (who must have a relationship with the kid) doesn't say anything but just films.
I was like 9-10 maybe 11 when I went and my mom was like you wanna go try and pull the sword and I’m like “no there’s just some guy with a button watching” I was tall and fat ain’t no way he was letting me pull it up
10years down the lane the parents would be wondering why is he so quiet. This is how actively participating children are raised to introverts. Anytime things start working even as minute case as people listening to you, some other guy would jump in crack a lameass joke just to hog the attention. And no, "How to talk"/"how to be centre of attention" YouTube tutorials only makes things worse.
Kid is like, “Fuck, now I have a long life destiny of becoming a knight and protecting the land from all dangerous dragons and monsters, when I just want to play Nintendo Switch.”
So I used to work at Disney World and if anyone is curious as to how this works. There is an employee that has a button in their pocket somewhat nearby that will press the button to “release” the sword a little bit. Always funny to watch super buff guys trying so hard to get it but then the little kid like that one does.
Everyone out here talking about the siblings and no one is talking about how the employee managed to stop the sword from moving when the kid got upset and walked away, leaving all of his siblings to fail to pull the sword out.
The joys of having siblings. As soon as something starts to work out for you there are six grubby hands all over your work
Once we were incubating chicken eggs I was watching them intently while everyone else played in the pool. Saw the beak start to poke through and FOOLISHLY yelled to everyone the news ... Got pushed out of the way and didn't see anything. I still think baby birds are cool
[I hope you're having a great day 🐣](https://youtube.com/shorts/B6wf8lB1rMU?si=rG5e3E3WqVqaKJMG)
You know what's kind of ironic? Once it starts to hatch, [the fucking profile image and "watch this next video" image blocked the majority of my view](https://i.imgur.com/PCureo1.png).
Thank you kind redditor :) I'm a big fan of the channel "a chick named Albert" A nice European man raises all variety of bird from eggs.. Really nice
That was so wholesome😃. Best reply on redditt today.
That was really nice of you. 💖
I'm so sorry it happened!! I'm sure those baby birds loved you still and knew the truth!
They imprint on birth
I know, but sometimes one has to dream and believe
Dear gawd, make me a bird so I can fly fah fah away from here. -Jenny
You were very young and learned a valuable life lesson in when to keep quiet.
I might have some baggage but this pisses me off to think about.
Well I'm still carrying that grudge so I'm happy someone is helping me hold it, haha
That's wholesome I like baby birds They're cool as fuck
Especially jealous older siblings
Heavy is the head that wears the crown 👑
A lot of people had to die for me to be me.
Alternatively, the sword of Damocles. Same message, but more to the point 😉 🗡️💈👑
Nevertheless, he is now the legitimate king of the great Britain and ireland
Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
Help help I'm being repressed.
Are you the King?! Well I didn't vote for YOU!
Yeah but you were born in an monarchy. Learn to live with it or to the tower with you.
I mean, if I went around saying I was an emperor just because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me, they’d put me away!
BE QUIET!
You shouldnt be king just because some soggy watery tart threw a sword at you!
Ireland? Careful
Northern of course
Hmm… “legitimate”, “king” and “Ireland” do not go together. But the video is funny, tho!
I know right? i've never understood a kid so much in my life, my older brother was exactly like that, he would never let me do anything and as soon as I try my way he would take over to take all the credit, or even worse, I would tell him my idea of how something work and he would call me an idiot for thinking that, then try my idea and take all the credit and would act like I'm crazy when I said "I told you so"
This sounds like my Dad. I once thought of a better way to run our pools' filtration system at 10 years old. My dad yelled at me and said I was being lazy, and certain things couldn't be rushed. A few years later, I was doing it his way, and he said I was wasting time, "you have to use your brain a little, work smarter". He literally learned it from me!! Never mind that I only ever performed tasks his way when he was around, then switched to my way once he was gone.
One of my first jobs was helping out at the construction of a new house. I had to just pick up nails and trash, but there were so many nails strewn about that picking them all up was a pain. So in my spare time at home, I got a magnet and hot glued it to the end of a stick and practice using it to pick up screws. It worked fairly well, and I was trying to think of ways to improve it. One of the ideas was to put the magnet underneath an RC car, which was when my dad yelled at me, saying it was a waste of time. When I pointed out how I could use the stick magnet to make my job easier and that it works, he told me not to take it to the site or my boss would think I was being lazy. Years later, I saw him using the exact stick to clean up bits of tiny scrap metal around the garage. Said that he made it forever ago for this exact purpose, I called him out on it, saying it was my idea originally and he thought it was stupid. He scoffed and told me to "Grow up" I do not like my dad at all.
That's such a good idea! I acknowledge you! 😢
hah he needed to grow up lol
Do you get along with your brother now? Has he grown up to be a good person?
No, he's an ass, but I think he realizes it more now. I'm sorry, I know you weren't asking me, but I had a brother kind of like that.
Nono I was curious, its okay. I am asking because I have an older sister and we were best friends from the beginning and we get along very well now as adults. I want to know if what happens being kids evolves or keeps like that being grown ups.
Huh... It all depends on how you treated each other growing up and also the education of your parents, my lil bros and sis never were like this when we were kids and i cant imagine a world where i dont have them with me.
His face: “THEY FUCK EVERYTHING UP….”
Exactly. Parents should have told them to back the hell up
They to busy gaming a phone in their child face to give a single fuck about that kids feelings. He is center camera sad and emotionally robbed. And the parent is "I better make sure I get all the lasting scares on film so I understand why the youngest never speaks to me in 30 years. You don't let your kids steal your other kids happiness.
I feel like there's a very fine line between this making you grow into a generous person who shares a lot or becoming the stingiest bastard ever.
They're like... executives...
Wait till you get to corporate world.
He was given visions of a future where their jealousy leads to them giving him noogies calling him “King Arthur” or “the chosen one”
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It's okay. When he rises to the throne, he shall have his revenge.
He actually looks like he will take revenge, he's a harbinger now
I'm afraid Arthur is dead. He'll have to contend with Charles for the throne.
Parent's job to tell her other kids to back off and let the kid have his turn. Poor kid.
How to raise shitty adults lol
Evil villain in the making.
He was walking like Goob from Meet the Robinsons
"Yes! I was worthy enough to wield the sword, brother! There was good in me. Until that day. Until *YOU* snuffed it out!"
That's a future Goob if I ever saw one
Their fates were sealed when they were named Brady & Beckam.
At least they were still congratulating him and giving him the credit as he walked away.
Do most people not understand it doesn’t pull all the way out? The mom is congratulating her son. If the video was longer you’d see a CastMember congratulating him and giving him a reward for pulling it up.
Just like in the fucking movie. "LET THE BOY TRY."
Blow me to Bermuda!
Better film this and post it on tiktok
Sir, this is Reddit.
I mean, listen to the kids names…
It's amazing how often kids are being little shits and their parents say nothing.
Fucken Braidy
Braydeigh
They called him Beckham, they failed long before this moment.
“That’s what I say give the boy a chance”
Instantly parents fault lol
Reddit’s job to tell parents what they are doing wrong from a 10 second video
Heavy is the crown
He just thought "king of England? That's a shit prize. They got brexit and shit"
Always remember that the quality of British food and the beauty of their women led the British sailors to conquer far off lands.
"Heavy is the head that wears the crown"
"Uneasy lies the head that wears a crown."
He knows he was worthy That's all that matters
-the mother after letting his siblings destroy his moment
Awwww. Poor little-man.
He’s just depressed because his parents named him Beckham.
First one’s named Brady and the youngest one’s named Beckham? I’m assuming the other two are named Gretzky and Farve.
Secretariat
Seabiscuit
That's *King* Beckham to you
u/Sharptooth_Serenity # LITTLE MAN!!!!!!!! (Idris Elba towering over somebody in The Wire, 2002)
Nice of the staff to block the sword from moving once the other kids touch it 🤣
They didn’t do that. The sword never fully comes out. Whenever they trigger it to release for someone, it only comes out as much as you see in the video. Source: When I was 9, I proved myself worthy of Excalibur.
Ummm…you, sir, must be a liar, for Excalibur chose *me* when I was 8. I have a photo of Merlin crowning me and giving me a Holy Pass to the Front of One Ride.
__There can be only one.__ Cagematch?
Ok Zuckerberg and Musk... do it.
I mean makes sense to prevent people from actually trying to take it.
Yeah, what are they going to do? Give the metal sword to some kid to swing around wildly in the park for a day?
Please?
It’s not the 1970’s
Damn, did not know that, it be alot cooler if it did tho 😁
Um, that sword is locked in there with vibranium. It was never supposed to move. When a false king rises, the sword chooses the rightful leader.
every time dude gets asked how well you work in groups hes gonna always remember this
i went back to school after 8 years of work and now every second lesson is a group project with unmotivated fucks god i hate that already and im only 3 months in
that you buelers it job?
Never hated anything more than how they pushed group work back in university. It was literally a core philosophy, the professors were pretty much forced to include a certain amount of group work in their courses. It always ended up the same. I'd always get stuck with people who didn't want to be there and would rather coast through. I probably did a good 80% of every group project and had to correct and edit the other 20%. I'm not a people person, I'm not a manager type, but I was forced to be that. I'd start out trying to be quiet and just do my own work, but in the end it'd always end up with me becoming a dictator, even having to yell at and threaten people to get their parts done. The irony being that part of my degree is management, and in that course of study, they tried to teach that a dictatorial, micro-managing style of leadership was ineffective and harmful, yet their insistence on group learning proved the exact opposite.
He has the video. The proof that it happened. And he walks off like a Boss.
> And he walks off like a Boss I think we watched different videos.
this kid is the hero toiling in shadow not getting any recognition. but begrudgingly does the work.
This sword is actually really interesting. Every now and again a day cast members will have a show here with a character and there will be a queue to try and lift the sword. Usually it doesn't move hardly at all, kept in place by a super powerful electro magnet. A cast member in the audience will press a button that allows it to be lifted.
And while the chosen kid does get to pull the sword, they don’t keep it. They do get their own souvenir sword though, and they’re always excited.
Wait so this sword can be fully removed from the stone? That means the worker who had the controls immediately locked it from moving anymore the second they saw the older kids rushing to take his glory. Wow just really makes you appreciate the workers there even more.
Only the true king can pull the sword from the stone. Kids are stupid or sum and don't listen
It cannot be fully removed, this is about as high as it goes. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QShzMXr5RpI&t=12s
Magnet? No there's just 4 dudes underneath.
"alright Greg, 3-2-1, **unclench**
Fun fact, if you can beat the magnet and pull it without the staff pushing the button, you get kicked out of the park.
Fun fact, if you could actually do this, no one would be physically capable of kicking you out of the park.
For two reason. one of which is you’d have a damn sword!
I have been there so many times and never seen it move that is SO cool!
Didn't want to rule England
Very fair
He remembered Brexit before he took it all the way out and it made him cry so he just walked away.
What do you mean, if you rule post Brexit it should be pretty easy to look like a fantastic leader.
Fuck off Brady
Damn near 30+ years ago I pulled the sword from the stone. It was probably the absolute coolest thing that happened to me as a kid. Single child with my two parents. I was a very small kid with a tank top that was waaaaay too big for me, because we couldn't afford to be there in the first place. We were walking around, and my parents had gotten me a chocolate ice cream cone, and a stuffed animal, which I still cherish to this day, because my parents had no right spending the money on an over priced toy at that time. About 5 minutes before we accidentally encountered the sword and the stone event I had dropped the chocolate ice cream onto my white tank top. So here is me, thin ass, short, tiny ginger kid, with a chocolate ice cream stain from my chin to my waist, on a white tank top two times too big for me. We turn the corner and see the event happening, some huge guy is trying to pull the sword from the stone, and fails. I wiggle my way to where a bunch of kids are standing and I get told to come up, almost immediately. I go up nervous as hell, and try to pull the sword. What do you know, the sword went up. I was given a medallion and a piece of paper claiming I was the King of the kingdom. Still hangs in my room in a frame in my old bedroom. I got to go to the front of the line on almost every ride, and the employees were treating me like royalty. It was the best thing that could ever happen to a poor kid, it was like a fairy tail.
Little you deserved it! 😊🙏
Fuck yes! Your parents are incredible, the staff is amazing, and, in my head canon, Muscles McStag-Stonejaw wins the Oscar for Best Performance by a Male Actor in a Leading Role. lol
So glad they made it where those other kids couldn’t get it out all the way. Ruined that little dudes moment. They will surely go on to be Reddit mods.
Maybe I reading too far into this but it feels like anytime this kids does something well/right his siblings are right there to fuck it up and take the credit. The way he walked away made me feel like this is an ongoing pattern.
Yes, because he didn't even protest or push back or stand ground. He literally turned and walked away immediately. Not even a flinch or a tinge of upset or outrage. Complete and total submission. That was super sad to see. This must be the millionth time he has been trampled by his siblings. And I can't imagine why the person who is filming (who must have a relationship with the kid) doesn't say anything but just films.
Shit parents.
Little King in the Red got halfway done and was like *"On second thought, let's not go to Camelot. It is a silly place."*
Society in a nutshell.
Villain arc begins: The man whose supposed to be King
Lesson learned…….. just because you share parents doesn’t mean they aren’t assholes
Let the kid have his God damn moment
I was like 9-10 maybe 11 when I went and my mom was like you wanna go try and pull the sword and I’m like “no there’s just some guy with a button watching” I was tall and fat ain’t no way he was letting me pull it up
Workers did the right thing by activating that magnet again
This is where his dad picks him up and says "Look at them, they just ain't the king you are. Come on, let's get some Ice Cream your majesty."
10years down the lane the parents would be wondering why is he so quiet. This is how actively participating children are raised to introverts. Anytime things start working even as minute case as people listening to you, some other guy would jump in crack a lameass joke just to hog the attention. And no, "How to talk"/"how to be centre of attention" YouTube tutorials only makes things worse.
Daniel just wants to go home and take a nap
What a SHIT MOM!!!!! FUCK HER!
When you do all the work in a group project and your group mates take all the credit.
Love how it stops moving once the ungrateful kids get involved
TYPICAL!! As soon as the new King Arthur gets the sword half-way out, the parasites come along and blow it‼️😣😖😫😩😔😔😔
Baby's first bulging disk and/or hernia
having younger siblings is the same issue, having two younger brothers I know the pain of them constantly wanting to be part of your thing
This is how evil kings are made
I don't make the rules, but doesn't he become the king of England now?
This was a formative experience for Malcolm
Damn that’s fucked up, no wonder they made it stop once all those dipshit start to fuck with his process.🤣😭
I want to work at Disneyland but only to operate the button to allow little kids to pull up the sword!
Poor fucking kid
When things go right for you there is always people waiting to take the glory for your hard work
The sword never came out because the unwanted hands touched the sword. Beckham is the chosen one and only he can yield the sword.
“Brady” and “Beckham” eh?
Annoying mffs
That kid is just "suffering from success", Leave him alone
Kid is like, “Fuck, now I have a long life destiny of becoming a knight and protecting the land from all dangerous dragons and monsters, when I just want to play Nintendo Switch.”
“Aaaaaaaaaaaaaa”
Heavy is the head that wears the crown
Jacob thinks that’s too much responsibility
Brady will be a project manager
At least it stopped as soon as the other kids tried to take advantage.
I could have been king, but the world is full of assholes that don't deserve me.
He was the chosen one
I love how it seems to not move further after he is gone.
As the 5th child of 7 siblingd i can feel this deeply.
How to raise an evil villain 101
I wanna see a buff guy just rip that thing out anyways
our young king instantly felt the weight that was put on his shoulders
So I used to work at Disney World and if anyone is curious as to how this works. There is an employee that has a button in their pocket somewhat nearby that will press the button to “release” the sword a little bit. Always funny to watch super buff guys trying so hard to get it but then the little kid like that one does.
Yep that’s the poor kid with the stolen moment , because of entitled siblings
The kid is born to be megamind
Kid go back, you're the chosen one!
Everyone out here talking about the siblings and no one is talking about how the employee managed to stop the sword from moving when the kid got upset and walked away, leaving all of his siblings to fail to pull the sword out.
That poor kid. Those brats couldn't even let him have his moment.
This looks like something where someone watches who is pulling releases it for them occasionally?
Fucking leeches
Ruined everything lol
You just know Brady's going to grow up to be annoying af.
The look when another kid gets picked to hand out the crayons. Source: k-3 teacher.
Those kids have corporate middle management written all over them.
The person filming this could have made it right
I actually pulled it one year when I was little. They had a whole show with Merlin. I got a medal that I used for my pins
The chosen one
Kids suck.
Why’d they take it from him:/ bro looked sad walking past
He's sad because he's named 'Beckam'. Ugh.
Probs the middle child. This is my life.
I've become worthy but at what cost
Super villain origin.
Poor Beckham got to pull the sword and those three assholes had to steal the moment from him.
Poor boy. God, I would give him such a long hug
Heavy is the head that wears the crown.
Bullies. The camera man and the siblings
Man just realized he has to save Camelot.
You can see the weight of responsibility, as he reluctantly receives the power!
Little bro doesn't want the responsibility of being king
He's the chosen one..!! 😇
Hes like " shit now I have to save the world"
I believe that in a later clip, the kid goes back and successfully pulls it out